Feral Heart
Off topic => Discussion Board => Topic started by: TealSkeletore on May 19, 2011, 03:52:44 am
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So just a few minutes ago I did the most embarrassing thing ever. I'm at school and it was lunch time, and I was running to get into the building to scare my friend. There is this low concrete wall that I wanted to jump over to get to the corridor, but I failed the jump and I ended up tripping over it and face planting on the other side. There was a group of girls sitting there and they saw me and started laughing. I just got up and quickly walked away.
I have a bruise on my shin now |:
But I can't stop giggling at myself.
I think I'm going to wear a paper bag over my head for the rest of the day.
Have you ever done and embarrassing fail? Share.
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Meh Teal. Sounds like no fun. But don't worry about it. People often forget about things such as these, in a few days no one will even remember such a thing happened. :B
I'm sure this has happened to everybody, but I will write it down anyway, since for me it was kind of more complicated. So I had this teacher in 6th grade, which I and my whole class, or probably whole school, hated so much. She taught Language and was such a weird figure. The first day she would come to school dressed as a tomato, with a hot pink shirt, a long, bright red jacket, red boots and a red bag. Don't forget the red lipstick AND hair worn in a ponytail. The next day she would come to school, dressed us... a watermelon. Red shirt with pink thingies on it, a short green jacket which didn't hide a thing, green high-heels and green eye shadow. The next day she would come to school dressed as a blueberry, and so on... Except the crazy opinion this woman had on fashion, she also had a crazy opinion on the "be quiet" order. EVERY time someone would whisper something, she would scream louder than a gorilla. So you sort of get what kind of teacher I'm talking about. So the other day we had last lesson with her. She wanted us to write down a composition with topic what we thought were the reasons of racism. And I wanted to ask whether we could use a pen because I had lent both of my pencils for that lesson [in our school we had strict rules, you write with pencil]. And, I was about to ask my question... Everybody had already started writing so there was complete silence and I went like this: "Mom, can we use-" I cut that there because everyone had threw their pencils on the desk, staring at me. Then I realised what I had just said. Even that monster was staring at me, which I can't believe I called.. mom. O_O For the rest of the lesson she would scream and scream because no one could quit giggling after what I had said. I literally wished earth would open and eat me... :L
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Oh wow Teal.. xD It'll pass. :3
Hmm.. I think the most embarrassing thing that has happened to me was when I went to school wearing slippers.. XD I forgot to put my shoes on, such a fail. xB
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Aww poor Tealy. - HUG. -
I've got to many embarassing moments to share, like when I kept triping over infront of my teacher when I was giving a talk. XD
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B'awww, poor Teal. xD
Anyway, this wasn't my fail.. but it was my brother's, and I cracked up so badly when it happened, so I'm gonna share it. xD
Okay, so, we went down to Hershey, Pennsylvania one time, and they have these amazing paintings there now.. they are unbelievable, they look so real.. you can't even tell it's painted. Anyway, on a wall, someone painted a staircase that looked incredibly realistic, they even got the colors of the room you were in right. You can't even tell it apart from a real staircase. So he was like, "OMG THERE'S MORE, LET'S GO!!" so he runs to the wall, and BOOM. HE HITS IT. xDDD After that happened, I seriously fell to the floor laughing, I was dying. xD After that, my friend and I were making sure that each staircase we saw was actually a staircase, and not a wall LOL.
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LOL Gem, this is what I call, EPIC FAYUL. 8D xD But I feel sorry for your brother, that must have hurt.. rofl.. >D
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It probably did, but oh well. xDD I got a laugh of it, so I'm okay with it lolol. Walls are his worst enemy now, he even said that LOL.
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Oh my gosh, I'm sorry. I bet that hurt. 3x. But at least you can laugh at yourself when it passed. xD.
And LOL Gem.
Meh, well, I was at Blockbuster trying to rent a movie when my friend came over. My sister came with me too, and my mom. I started to feel kind of hot and asked my mom if she could hold my jacket, and she just told me to hang onto it. So we went up to the register, and then I started to feel really bad. I dropped my jacket because I thought I was going to faint. My mom didn't notice, but my sister did. She stepped infront of me and asked if I was okay, and I just threw up all over her. Not on purpose, I just really had to. Everyone at the register froze for about 20 seconds, just staring while my sister is about to start crying. She's younger than me, so I felt a bit bad. I mean, it covered her from the chin down. It was nasty. Finally, the lady behind us yelled at someone to get paper towels. Ugh, so much for that movie.
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I completely cracked up when I heared Gem's and your story. x3 I really hurt my hand slapping the wall. x3
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My epic fail?
Some people in different grades and my grade were in the gym, practicing for Christmas chior, and I started feeling a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach, and after a few minutes, i tapped on my friend, Lilly to make her move put of the way because I was about to throw up. I started, "run limping" to the nearest garbage can, but then...too late.
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just gonna start off with my incredibly lame, awkward story.
To start, I was walking down an alley (to get home from school) and I bump into a random old man in a scooter. You with me so far? Anyway, He 'accidentally' runs into my foot and i turn around to see him and (this being the first time I even saw him) I flinch. Well, I stand there for a few minutes, looking stupid, then I ask him if he needs something. Can you guess what he said? (No, for all you pervs out there, it's nothing like that. LOL) He said...Murp. (like an old man without teeth) I looked at him and said, what? He looked at me again for about 20 seconds then he heard a loud noise (totally not a rock I threw at the nearby trash can) and turned around. I figured it'd take him oh about 100 years to turn back around so I made a bolt for it. Go figure. I wasn't that far away from my house anyway. As for him, who knows? Not me, for sure.
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Aww XD
It was my first day of school ( I was 5) and me and my friend needed the toilet. We rushed diwn the corridor, and into the toilet. We came out and a boy a couple of years older watched us come out and said "Uhhhh.... This is the boys toilet, you know!" Me and my friend ran and ran, giggling. It was Lolz.
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This is more of a sad epic fail D:
Ok so this guy I liked (btw Im a girl even though my name is Evane) for a really long time came up to me at school. He was completely serious at the time, and I thought something was wrong. So I go.. "whats wrong?" and he says nothing, and he smiles at me. I didnt know what was happening, but then he said: "I love you." It took me a while to respond, but then I said, COMPLETELY serious, "I love you too." Then he burst out laughing, turned around, and asked my worst enemy out. She said yes. They decided to kiss. In front of me.
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Blarg
Ok so I'm kicked back in gym waiting for the class to start. And my teacher said we were playing baseball (Her class against the other gym teachers class.) And so we got in our teams. My class was on the ht and run side and other class was on offense. So I was really sleepy that day and went to the offense side thinking it was my class. Luckily nobody noticed me I hope. But I didn't notice until I recognized people. Once they switched I just stayed still. But god I was so embarrassed. Mostly because I was messing up in the same class as a boy I liked. >.>
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Earlier today, I went to jump into our pool. Instead I trip and did a belly flop into the pool. Ouch. |8
Friend, sister, and mom couldn't stop laughing. v_v
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hehe I have some extremely embarrassing ones that I'd rather not say but this ones alright-ish XD
When I was at school in year 4 I accidentally farted in the middle of class and everyone looked around at me, luckily being the ninja I was I quickly blamed it on the kid in front of me, he was so spaced out he didn't even realise I had XD
lol I was still embarrassed though >.<
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Okay, this is a winner.
One day, when I was at a party with a lot of people I hated, so I slumped into a corner trying not to be noticed by those jerks. But stupidly I got up and walked backwards while I was making an excuse not to dance with someone, and then when I walked back without noticing, someone was carring a try with a few bears and fizzy drinks on. *CRASH*! You could of imagined be backing into the tray quickly, all the drinks got into my hair and clothes, so i pushed the person away and ran towards the bathroom.
Its a killer that one. x3
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You remember those Virtual Boy consoles? After playing with them for a while, you get dizzy. Well, I was so dizzy only after about 35 minutes of playing the game, that when I took off the headgear, I stumbled into the wall, took out all of the living room blinds, knocked down the trash can, living room lamp, and the VCR! It was a horrible experience!
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You remember those Virtual Boy consoles? After playing with them for a while, you get dizzy. Well, I was so dizzy only after about 35 minutes of playing the game, that when I took off the headgear, I stumbled into the wall, took out all of the living room blinds, knocked down the trash can, living room lamp, and the VCR! It was a horrible experience!
Hmmm...speaking of dizzy, I do remember one thing.
When I was little, like in 1st grade or something, can't really remember, and I decided to spin in a circle because I was bored. But then I accidently went too fast, that when I stopped, I walked around funny, then I crashed into a lamp. Boy, it hurt!
EDIT: Oh yeah, I crashed head first in it. No brain damage lolz.
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OMG finally some place to where i can explain my funniest but worst moments XD so, i was talking to my friend when at school we where on the swing, i decided to jump off at a really high height, i landed but stumbled onto the kid i liked and we ALMOST kissed I said sorry and was blushing like there was no tomorrow he started to apologize then he turned around and said " oh by the way, you have a scratch on your knee." ( i was wearing shorts XD) and i sorta was speechless so i nodded a thanks and asked the recess teacher to go to the bathroom to rinse it off. my friend offered to go with, they said no, she SNUCK with me to the bathroom then we both cracked up laughing lol awkward moment lol
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WAAAAAAAAY back when I was about five-six; I was always a cuddle-machine. Always had to have a cuddle.
But, I was also extremely shy *WellIstillam :'D*
I remember, for some bizarre reason; closing my eyes and opening my arms to hug my mum... and then when I opened them, it was some other lady... who had a son and he just stared at me. QwQ;
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Well, this isn't exactly embarrising, on my part anyway >=3
it's was 3 AM, I couldn't sleep (was supposed to be asleep for an hour XD) so I go down stairs for some water. When I'm bored or can't sleep, I usually get thirsty. So I go down there, not even realizing I was being quiet. I walk right behind my grandma and she jumps becasue she didn't hear me. Then (of course) my grandma yells at me (A daily occurance) and when she's done five minutes later I get my water. I can't even remember what I said, but something to make her mad, and she and I have a minor argue. Go Figure. I have my water now, and i'm walking away back upstairs to my room. Well, right as I pass her I say one more thing, trying to finish the argue with my victory. Next thing I know her hand comes flying back at me, attempting to hit me upside the head. O.e Instead, she hits my (plasitc) cup and it dents and most of the water goes everywhere. It was full. It splatters everywhere. She looks at me like "WTF?! Why'd you do that?!". So I look at her back, with a surprised look, and eyebrow cocked. She frowns even more (Which, I didn't know was possible) and walks off, lightly pushing me out of the way to show she was Po'ed at me. Well, she gives me paper towels, nearly the whole role, and I start cleaning. about 2 second later she decides the get the carpet dry, and lets me do the hard surface. Of course she grumbles that I wouldn't know hwo to clean carpet because I rarely do. So I get my half done, get my water, and go to my room. I set my water down, then flop on my bed, laughing as loudly as I can without her hearing. With the water, I feel asleep 10 minutes later. XD
Well, that's my most recentl epic fail. not even mine, but it was funny.
P.s. was that long enough? X3
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All of your fails are funny. XD