1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart

[Venku]

See, my brother showed me some videos about this.

One person went up to those phones that they announce stuff from and said "Will Michael Vick please report to the pet department..." lol

[Saline_Skies]

Darn. Venku took the PA system one. >-> I would do something with the fish...Oh! Race around in wheel barrels would be fun !. And a way for you to get kicked out. :3

[starfall000]

Jump on the manager from behind screaming "Yeehaw!"  at the top of your lungs until security pulls you away from the emotionally frightened manager. :3

[WolfsLegend]

Disguise yourself as an elderly person and go into either store and ride one of the motorized carts and drive into people, shelves, and other objects.

[Kananane]

scream in the managers face dump ice cream on a little kid. start a random stampede of people and go running out the door with a pair of fresh undies on your head. yes you would be stealing O_O odd no?

[Zombara]

Create a buffet using an array of freshly opened foodstuffs and canned Dr Pepper, all presented on disposable plastic silverware and cups. Be sure to invite all you see! =b

[Taff!ne]

Press all the 'try me' buttons on ALL the toys that make sounds. repeat until you get kicked out.

[Keirai]

1. Turn all the radios on to a metal station, turn them off, then move the volume dial all the way up.
2. Fill a shopping cart with an awkward item (you know) and walk around the store. Or switch it with someone else's cart.
3. Slip various items in to carts.
4. Pick up a stuffed animal, and every time the PA system comes on, clutch the animal and rock back and forth in the fetal position, crying and saying 'The voices won't go away!'
5. Walk up to a random person and say 'Hey, how have you been!? I haven't seen you in forever.' and see how far you can make it go.

[Saria]

You, come in riding a llama and steal pokemon cards they say "Your stealing!" NO ITS NOT STEALING ITS SHARING!!

[arissa]

open a bag (or bags) of animal crackers and start throwing them around the store while screaming " BE FREE !!" at the top of your lungs.