Google Translation Game

[SpicyDirt]

Original: Mill owners produced too much cloth, which depressed prices, wages cut, and quickened the pace of work. (I am in History class, whoops.)

Translated (English > Icelandic > Samoan > Japanese > Arabic > English): The factory produced many products, lowering prices, and accelerating wages and production rates.

[KatelynTheFox]

Originial: I like guinea pig.

Translated (English > Korean > Swedish > Japanese > English) I like more.

[DragonRamblings]

One of my favorite roleplayin' quotes: 
Original:  "Bold of you to assume that I control my characters."

Translated (English > Greek > Spanish > Old Irish > Norwegian > Sindhi > Italian > Scottish Gaelic > Chinese > Swahili > Tajik > English): The funny thing is that I control behavior.

[A.P.S.]

Decided to do a line from the Undertale Musical Metal Crusher.

Original: I've got style, I've got grace, now get out of my face!

Translated (English > Japanese > Greek > Somali > Hawaiian > English): I have a model, it's beautiful for me, I draw the eye!

When you aren't willing to share your meshes.

[bunnylions]

"I just think they're neat."
English -> German -> Scots Gaelic -> Russian -> Hawaiian -> English
"I think they'll be fine."

[Kitterr]

"In the future, entertainment will be randomly generated!"
English > Icelandic > German > Spanish > Japanese > English
"Entertainment will be created randomly in the future!"
(Same premise :/)

[Garfield.]

Original: I don't like tomatoe

English-> Swahili ->Hawaian -> English = A I didn't cook tomatoes

[Oddonelynx]

Original:  Mongooses are cool

English-> Spanish ->Afrikaans-> English = Mongooses are great
Huh. Mongoose still rules!