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Has something embarrassing ever happpened to you in the middle of class? Like say you had something on your phone you shouldn't and it cusses and it ends up going off in the middle of math?
Well....
My sister was ill one week and I said "If you need anything call me any time." Well big mistake. Her ringtone id the 'I hats this Effin Ringtone!' Song thing and yea.... I forgot to turn my volume down after listening to music earlier and in the middle of a test she called.... -facepalm- yea.... my teacher was fuming but everyone else was cracking up!! I guess it was pretty funny. So yea XD
Let me know what embarrassing yet funny things have happened to you in school XD
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I have had MANY outbursts. There was that time when I started laughing for no reason... and that time when I let one rip in the middle of math... Why does everything funny happen in math?
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I'm not sure. XD today my math teacher strangely and disturbingly told us a story about him having 'it's with his ex girlfriend when he was 17 o.o
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In English class I made the most hilarious noise ever, mix between a laugh, fart, and a chipmunk. ._.
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We were talking about space in science class.
My teacher said Uranus.
Heh.
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Once in computer class, I forgot all about school, and logged onto the FeralHeart forums. .A.
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well a few days ago remembrance day we had a moment of quietness a i could hear a bunch ppl laugh so i giggke then i turned in the rofling loudly i was so embarrassing :D
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We were talking about space in science class.
My teacher said Uranus.
Heh.
-No font cos I'm at my dads *-*-
And yeah I remember my teacher said to us.
And Uranus is big, like the other planets.
I was giggling laik heck.
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I slipped on a pen in the main "aisle" of the classroom once. It was like a cartoon wipe out with a banana peel. I was so embarrassed ._.
There was also a time where I forgot I was in school and drew a Piranha Plant eating Mario on one of the big dry erase boards in my Horticulture Class when I was supposed to be transplanting my Marigolds and Morning Glories.
When my Horticulture teacher was talking about how things disturb the health of plants, he accidentally said "It will greatly disturb The Force". Everyone broke out laughing.
I said "bubbles" in a stupidly squeaky voice in Gov't and everyone around me that heard it laughed for so long that they're faces were red. I was scared they were going to pass out or something.
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One time I was in Social Studies, making notes. Everything's normal, right?
Wrong.
I was thinking about PewDiePie's gameplay of Ju-On The Grudge. The one where Kayako chases him down the hall while running/crawling like a spider? You know that "WABABBABABABABBABABABBABABBABA" noise he makes while he's running?
Anyways, I was thinking about that during class, and I started laughing out loud, but I was laughing really quietly. Soon everyone started joining in. But they didn't know what I was laughing at, so they started to make faces at me which made me laugh even more. I could've sworn I heard someone say, "Her laughter is contagious!"
In another one, my teacher was counting us to see if anyone was absent.
Teacher: Emily...
Me: PICKLES!
No one laughed when that happened though.
I'll think of more when I can remember them.
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Once, I made a really bad comeback. Actually I've done so a few times, everyone just stares like, "..Really? ._." It's funny lol.
This one time, I was thinking of something funny when we were discussing something kind of depressing.. I kind of laughed every now and then by accident. Oh wait, the next day I went to AEP. :I
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The most hillarus
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Well one of my most emabrassing momments was in 2nd grade and we were taking a test, right? So ya know, I get up to sharpen my pencil, still fairly quiet, I come back to sit down and....*WHAM* One of the legs of the chair broke and feel flat on mah butt XD It was so loud in the middle of something so quiet. But that was also the year a boy said he loved me so....O.o....
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My brother was telling a joke to his teacher while leaning back and then he fell over
funny
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Another one happened this Friday :3 So my friends and I are all huddled up on the floor in Art and we are presenting our projects. So then I go up to do mine and I did a griffin who I named Bob. Just a little manuscript:
Me: this is Bob the griffin. -looks at poster- Bob here says HELLO' SQUAWK!
Other Kids: -eye twitch- uhhrm -WTF face-
Me: MUHAHAHAHAHA! Look out! Bob just crapped in front of you! Anyone want to spank him!?!?!
Other Kids: -stares silently like 'dafudge is wrong wit dis chick?????????-
Me: -runs around screaming- AHH AHH' BOB BIT MY BUTT!!! AHHHH!!!!
Teacher: OKAY! NEXT!
Me: NO! THIS MY TIME TO SHINE!!! BOB GO LICK HER FACE AND LAUGH EVILY!!!
Other Kids: -glance at eachother-
Me: -stares atthem thinking 'oh yea I soooooo awesome I like OH YA MAN I LIKE SO FLY DUDE I BE LIKE WASSAP BRO!?!?-
Teacher: Ma'am are you drunk?
Me: HECK YEA!!!
Teacher: -writes me a pass to the guidance office-
Me: HECK YEA!!! YOU SEE DAT THERE!?! I GET OUT OF CLASS FOR BEING SO FLIPPIN AWESPME!
-skips to the guidance office-
Uhhrm yea.... XD
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Another one happened this Friday :3 So my friends and I are all huddled up on the floor in Art and we are presenting our projects. So then I go up to do mine and I did a griffin who I named Bob. Just a little manuscript:
Me: this is Bob the griffin. -looks at poster- Bob here says HELLO' SQUAWK!
Other Kids: -eye twitch- uhhrm -WTF face-
Me: MUHAHAHAHAHA! Look out! Bob just crapped in front of you! Anyone want to spank him!?!?!
Other Kids: -stares silently like 'dafudge is wrong wit dis chick?????????-
Me: -runs around screaming- AHH AHH' BOB BIT MY BUTT!!! AHHHH!!!!
Teacher: OKAY! NEXT!
Me: NO! THIS MY TIME TO SHINE!!! BOB GO LICK HER FACE AND LAUGH EVILY!!!
Other Kids: -glance at eachother-
Me: -stares atthem thinking 'oh yea I soooooo awesome I like OH YA MAN I LIKE SO FLY DUDE I BE LIKE WASSAP BRO!?!?-
Teacher: Ma'am are you drunk?
Me: HECK YEA!!!
Teacher: -writes me a pass to the guidance office-
Me: HECK YEA!!! YOU SEE DAT THERE!?! I GET OUT OF CLASS FOR BEING SO FLIPPIN AWESPME!
-skips to the guidance office-
Uhhrm yea.... XD
Nice. I never knew that anyone could do that in class. Without getting suspended or other things at that level...
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Well at my school, we are treated like crap :3 I despise my school...
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This year I was happily doing my work in my first class like I always do, when my teacher suddenly calls me over to his desk. I go over to him and ask what's wrong, and what does he say?
"You're supposed to be in In School Suspension."
...I sorta-kinda flipped out in a stuttering freak-out. Not screaming crazy mad, but theatrically confused. I never had ISS before, but do to this school's new tardy policy more kids that are only late some of the time and are even really punctual and even passionate/sensitive about their record are late and/or wind up getting in school or detention because of it.
I mean, just look at the ridiculous stuff here:
--Tardy to class is an afterschool detention regardless of the hour
--If you're signing into class later without some form of note [doctor's note, etc], it is an afterschool detention
--Failure to attend afterschool detention [i.e., you don't go] results in one day of ISS after school.
We'renotevenaprivateschool.
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Man... that is stupid. My school is the same and has some more annoying dog poo they are throwing on us.
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Before you reply I do NOT make fun of people with mental disorders.
So this one kid, who is slightly autistic was walking in the hallway while everyone was switching classes..
In the previous class we were discussing mental disorders..
He said, "Attention, everyone" Everyone quiet down and looked.
"Im have autism" And everyone just, burst out laughing or giving eachother weird looks.. I laughed because it was random, not because he's impaired.
..We're all going to hell .A.
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Once in computer class, I forgot all about school, and logged onto the FeralHeart forums. .A.
Pfft, I do that in Technology class ^^
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I do it all the time too XD
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XD
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:3 we were coming up with reward ideas and my friend said "Ms. (Teacher name here. Iwill call her Grinch) has to dye her hair green and do the Gangnam Style dance all around the school!"
XD
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Oh wow, I would so vote for that XP
I don't know if this would be mean of hilarious, but me and my friend were walking up these stairs kinda fast, she triped and fell. I laughed and once she got all of her stuff together and walked up I ask:
"Are you ok?"
She goes: "YOU ASK IF A PERSON IS OK THEN YOU LAUGH! NOT LAUGH THEN ASK JEEZ!"
I just kept laughing
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XD I do that all the time :3
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XD We have so much in common
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I let a loud one rip in the middle of Science. x3
Then... There was a time I shouted "POPTARTS" and then burped my ABC's(to myself... awkwardly xD)
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@Thyme yea it seems we do :3
@Electric XD
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@Thyme yea it seems we do :3
@Electric XD
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I also one time in Reading, went up to the board(We had to write vocab words or somethin', and well I forgot what to do and I begin to draw... oAo it was embarressing to hear my teacher yell at me the way she did... Oh well, I forgot; we all do that.
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Yea :3
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XD Golddown... do you.. watch Death Note? I like, just noticed ur sig XD
Anyways. This is what happened at school one day.
Teacher: Okay, class. Time for a quiz.
Me: Oh, woop. Quiz. Yay. Fun.
Verius: Lol.
Teacher: Mello! Calling on you. What is the i before e rule?
Me: -Remembering "Stupid In School skit by Brian Reegan- Uuuuhhhh... i before e... ALWAYS.
Teacher: ...No. It's I before E except after C...
Me: SCREW YOU.
Teacher: Excuse me?
Me: PICKLES.
Everyone: -Laughs-
Teacher: Mello.
Me: AAAHHH! IT'S GODZILLA!
Teacher: ... -WTF face- Mello. Calm down..
Me: I LIKE PIE!
Teacher: ...What.
Me: I'M A BANANA!!!!
Teacher: ...Moving on.
Me: I AM YOUR FATHER!!!
Teacher: Mello. You are a 14 year old boy. You are most certainly NOT my father.
Me: OBEY ME, MORTAL!
Teacher: ...
Me: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!!!!
Teacher: ...Mello. SHUT UP.
LOL XD
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Yes I do watch it :3
and XD
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LOL Mello, if anyone in one of my classes did something like that they'd be down in the office with a pink slip and a suspension so fast the door would have been light years away from their behind. > >
In my English classes last year we had practice speeches and were usually given a random subjects on note cards. When I went up I forgot my card and subject and just sort of stood there awkwardly for a few seconds while going through a really vague yet strangely interesting introduction...and then just randomly started talking about how to make Canadian sand castles [don't ask I was being random].
I managed to get a good grade and a lot of people thought I did well, but it was really embarrassing for me because I literally FORGOT what I was supposed to actually say and what my actual subject was. It really scared me.
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Well what was your subject?
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Explosions.
The topics were completely random and every day, my card on my desk said explosions. The second I looked at it after getting back to my desk was connect my forehead to my desk.
I was going to talk about glitter cannons and how they exploded in awesome glory. They're absolutely AMAZING
And I forgot about them. D:
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Death Note rocks. And lol Shusuke! XD I'm actually surprised I didn't get punished O_O;
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My social issues teacher had to talk to a new substitute in the district during our hour today and left us by ourselves, for the entire hour.
Everyone in class immediately started to think of ways to prank him while he was gone [we're seniors, what were we gonna do? Tear up the room? nooooo *as if we'd abuse this new privilege*]. The computer savvy kids thought of the perfect thing to do: change his background picture to have an image with the football team he absolutely HATES.
So our class clown trotted up to his laptop and changed his background picture from an epic Skyrim screencapture [this teacher plays video games while waiting for parents turning parent-teacher conferences :'D He's awesome] to the logo of University of Michigan's football team [with one of the star players from a few years ago.
After that we took our notes from the power point he gave us and then grabbed the copy of Sherlock Holmes out of his movie cupboard and watched it for the rest of the hour.
At the end of class though, that same student went back to the computer to put the movie back and put the powerpoint for the next class up so the teacher wouldn't notice the background change for a while, but just as he got the powerpoint up and picked up the disk from the drive the teacher walked in.
He had the blankest poker face and completely freaked that student out [and most of the class], but then he just asked what we did and when the majority of us blurted "Sherlock Holmes?" he started laughing.
Most. Awesome. Teacher. Ever. <3 I just hope he won't get in trouble for leaving us unattended for so long, LOL. I'd die if he got fired.
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XD Real nice :3 Today in art (man, ya gotta love art XD)
Teacher: Alright today we are going to finish presenting!
Me: YEA!!! -fistpump in the air-
Teacher: -facepalm- Please try to act normal today okay?
Me: NORMAL!? YOU ASK ME TO BE NORMAL!?!?!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT NORMAL IS LADY!?!? WHAT IS THIS NORMAL YOU SPEAK OF!? IS IT CONTAGIOUS!?!? OMG!! DON'T TOUCH ME! I MIGHT CATCH YOUR /NORMAL/!!!!
Teacher: -dials the front office- Yes, can I send a student up to be taken home then immediately sent to a physciatrist?
Me: -stares at her with a WTF face-
ADHD Kid: This is my Spider Man-Spider Monkey-Turtle-Cyclops creature.
me: WTF!?!?! DOES THAT EVEN EXIST!? THAT IS SO WEIRD!?!??
Kid: -cries-
Me: DONT CRY! I WILL SING YOU A LULLABY!
I feel like a piece of crap XD
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Let's see here..
*Digs through memory*
While I can't think of any embarrassing moments in High School, I do remember one big one in the Seventh grade.
It was the very end of the day, and we were about to be dismissed, so the teacher held a contest to see if we could get the room clean in time for dismissal.
We were all scrambling to clean the room, but at one point, we couldn't find the dustpan.
Everyone was searching all over it, and then I finally found it.
Over of the great hubbub that roared throughout the room, I shouted..
"HERE'S THE FREAKIN' DUSTPAN!"
Everyone was silent, than we all broke into laughter.
Being young and stupid, I didn't really see that they considered freaking a swear word, since I heard a lot of my classmates use it, and being that I don't cuss in public.
*sigh*
I still remember hearing my teacher tell my mom how he was surprised that I said ita few days later, but I was never punished or scolded for it, it was just something to laugh about.
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X'D
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When my friend looked at me with a derp face and I just lost it. This happend on Friday XD We were watching a video in Language Arts and it was on pronouns and stuff and it was weird. So my friend turned to me and made a funny face so I began laughing to hard XD
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When my friend looked at me with a derp face and I just lost it. This happend on Friday XD We were watching a video in Language Arts and it was on pronouns and stuff and it was weird. So my friend turned to me and made a funny face so I began laughing to hard XD
Ahh, was it a School House Rock? Those make me laugh, and they're weird... But they're very catchy
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We watched a school house rock in social studied about the Preamble of the Constitution XD everyone was singing it except me and a friend and we just stared at each other the entire time looking oh-so-constipated XD it was hilarious because we didn't notice the song ended and everyone was looking at us like... wtf...
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...One embarrassing thing happened to me last Friday, before Thanksgiving Break... now, this is before I ended up in the hospital, but I had been starting to get sick since last Thursday. Anyway...
That day, I went to school, and I felt like, pure crap. My stomach hurt, and I was nauseous. Then second period came. I got sick. In the middle of class... it was humiliating.. everyone started picking on me afterwards... -_-
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:( I am sorry iMello. Want me to kick their Burt's to next week?
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Butts*
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I've been in lots' o' situations. Lol.
A year or two ago, during Science was that I sneezed during Science class where we were experimenting with bugs and lollipops. (Don't ask why. xD) So, as I sneezed, my head went down with the sneeze and just slammed into the lollipops in my station with my friend. When I picked my head up, lollipops were stuck to me face all around. Everyone started screaming with laughter. I mean, my teacher took a picture of me with the lollipops sticking there. TT^TT
Another was in Math Class where I started falling asleep, and then I guess the person next to me was trying to wake me up by shaking me, and then I collapsed onto the ground. At least that woke me up. >.> Everyone started laughing, except the teacher who didn't seem to find it funny at all.
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I've been in lots' o' situations. Lol.
A year or two ago, during Science was that I sneezed during Science class where we were experimenting with bugs and lollipops. (Don't ask why. xD) So, as I sneezed, my head went down with the sneeze and just slammed into the lollipops in my station with my friend. When I picked my head up, lollipops were stuck to me face all around. Everyone started screaming with laughter. I mean, my teacher took a picture of me with the lollipops sticking there. TT^TT
Another was in Math Class where I started falling asleep, and then I guess the person next to me was trying to wake me up by shaking me, and then I collapsed onto the ground. At least that woke me up. >.> Everyone started laughing, except the teacher who didn't seem to find it funny at all.
The first one was funny. The second one happened to some person in first grade. Everyone was just staring at him then he woke up...
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I fell asleep in Science class (if you had my teacher you would know why) and I got a B for falling asleep -.-
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Just saying i feel bad for you guys cause I hate being embarrassed ~Slams head on keypad~
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I do too fateofheart. XD This happened on the bus...
Ryan: Trevor just said he's gonna kill that peacock.
Me: if he does I'll kick him in the face!!
Ryan: did you hear that!! she said she's gonna kiss you in the face!!
Me: No I said kick! Say it one more time and I'll kiss you in the face!
-starts laughing and everyone else does-
Me: I mean ki-
Ryan: Did you just say your gonna Kiss me?!?!
me: I meant to say kick!
Ryan: yea, right. At least we all know the truth now!!
Everyone is cracking up.
It was hilarious!!!
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Another one happened this Friday :3 So my friends and I are all huddled up on the floor in Art and we are presenting our projects. So then I go up to do mine and I did a griffin who I named Bob. Just a little manuscript:
Me: this is Bob the griffin. -looks at poster- Bob here says HELLO' SQUAWK!
Other Kids: -eye twitch- uhhrm -WTF face-
Me: MUHAHAHAHAHA! Look out! Bob just crapped in front of you! Anyone want to spank him!?!?!
Other Kids: -stares silently like 'dafudge is wrong wit dis chick?????????-
Me: -runs around screaming- AHH AHH' BOB BIT MY BUTT!!! AHHHH!!!!
Teacher: OKAY! NEXT!
Me: NO! THIS MY TIME TO SHINE!!! BOB GO LICK HER FACE AND LAUGH EVILY!!!
Other Kids: -glance at eachother-
Me: -stares atthem thinking 'oh yea I soooooo awesome I like OH YA MAN I LIKE SO FLY DUDE I BE LIKE WASSAP BRO!?!?-
Teacher: Ma'am are you drunk?
Me: HECK YEA!!!
Teacher: -writes me a pass to the guidance office-
Me: HECK YEA!!! YOU SEE DAT THERE!?! I GET OUT OF CLASS FOR BEING SO FLIPPIN AWESPME!
-skips to the guidance office-
Uhhrm yea.... XD
You. Are. So. AWESOME XD
XD Golddown... do you.. watch Death Note? I like, just noticed ur sig XD
Anyways. This is what happened at school one day.
Teacher: Okay, class. Time for a quiz.
Me: Oh, woop. Quiz. Yay. Fun.
Verius: Lol.
Teacher: Mello! Calling on you. What is the i before e rule?
Me: -Remembering "Stupid In School skit by Brian Reegan- Uuuuhhhh... i before e... ALWAYS.
Teacher: ...No. It's I before E except after C...
Me: SCREW YOU.
Teacher: Excuse me?
Me: PICKLES.
Everyone: -Laughs-
Teacher: Mello.
Me: AAAHHH! IT'S GODZILLA!
Teacher: ... -WTF face- Mello. Calm down..
Me: I LIKE PIE!
Teacher: ...What.
Me: I'M A BANANA!!!!
Teacher: ...Moving on.
Me: I AM YOUR FATHER!!!
Teacher: Mello. You are a 14 year old boy. You are most certainly NOT my father.
Me: OBEY ME, MORTAL!
Teacher: ...
Me: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!!!!
Teacher: ...Mello. SHUT UP.
LOL XD
Again, AWESOME.
XD Real nice :3 Today in art (man, ya gotta love art XD)
Teacher: Alright today we are going to finish presenting!
Me: YEA!!! -fistpump in the air-
Teacher: -facepalm- Please try to act normal today okay?
Me: NORMAL!? YOU ASK ME TO BE NORMAL!?!?!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT NORMAL IS LADY!?!? WHAT IS THIS NORMAL YOU SPEAK OF!? IS IT CONTAGIOUS!?!? OMG!! DON'T TOUCH ME! I MIGHT CATCH YOUR /NORMAL/!!!!
Teacher: -dials the front office- Yes, can I send a student up to be taken home then immediately sent to a physciatrist?
Me: -stares at her with a WTF face-
ADHD Kid: This is my Spider Man-Spider Monkey-Turtle-Cyclops creature.
me: WTF!?!?! DOES THAT EVEN EXIST!? THAT IS SO WEIRD!?!??
Kid: -cries-
Me: DONT CRY! I WILL SING YOU A LULLABY!
I feel like a piece of crap XD
XD again
Hetalia+Social Studies= Breaking out laughing at worst moments. When someones talking about alliances between two charectors that hate each other, you must laugh. And get yelled at. I love that class now~
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XD I love this thread so much... when I see a thread I created in my Updated Topics to stuff you have posted in I go HECK YEA!!! THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!!!!!!!! Thursday was my last day in art... moving on to foreign language!! (Which I get to spend 27 weeks of my already-horrible life in). So I did some research at home (aka google translator) and translated some bad words I might include on a verbal arguement and the next day said some bad stuff to my teacher in Italian... the other kids taking Italian were like O_O.... o.e ot was pretty funny xD until I found out a kid recorded it, translated it to english, then told the teacher everything I said to him.... oh well! !! It was fun anyway.
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Ahaha I almost threw up in class two days ago. It was really funny.
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Some really mean girl threw up on me one day.... it was clam chowder >.< I hated that girl ever since... actually I always hated her but you know what I mean.... I think...
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Ohhh gross. DX I have a thing about puke and snot. It just grosses me out, so I have learned to keep myself cool.
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Yea this one kid that everyone Hates who talks about girls private spots (he is just.... Elch.....) yea he sneezed on me... so I wrote on a white board that he is disgusting and got detention for it xD
(If this post isn't like un..... allowed.... I will delete/modify it xD.... bit of a PG13 comment if you ask me :3)
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Once I was more or less highly addicted to Leo Tolstoy's "War and Peace".
Being as arrogant and foolish as I was- I read it during class, and was forced to wait until the end of the day to retrieve it.
When the time finnaly did come to get it back though- let's say I basicly jumped out of my chair, tripped, and face-planted into the garbage can (Which was fourtantly full of my tests that I didn't want instead of the Teacher's lunch.)
Everyone praticly started laughing their faces off after that~ o3o
Another thing that happened was when I once wore this simply immense jacket to school- it was a sort of turtle-neck jacket sort of thing, and if I ducked down and zippered it the whole way up I'd look like the headless horseless man or something of the sort.
Anyways- I had a trusted friend direct me around after that. . unfourtantly she seemed to be feeling rather naughty that day- and so at Recess I ended up face-planting on the little kid's playground, and at one point accidentally wondering in the Girl's Bathroom.
I can only imagine how funny watching those things happen from a distance would be~!
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XD this one kid xD this is frickin hilarious xD if I misspelled anything its from laughing...
so we were in I think 2nd grade and we were going out to recess and we took a lil bathroom brake and some boy walks right up to the entrance (the doors into the bathroom itself stay open) he stood right in the doorway and pulled down everything from the waist to ankles down xD it was frickin hilarious!!!!
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I had a weird spasm in the middle of class once. :I I don't even know why. I just started twitching.
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I was collected papers once and I had like... I don't know.... I just froze.... someone tapped me and I jerked into reality and literally smacked them in the nose xD like my hands went flying backwards, paper spewed everywhere, and I whacked them in the nose xD and it was the guy I had a huuuuuuge crush on xD felt so good then :3
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I passed out and got my head stuck to the floor XD
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XD smooth :3
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Once, my science teacher was giving an analogy for something about DNA, and he said, "They unzip your genes." We all started cracking up and he's just like o.o "What?" XD
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Okay my friend was helping my other friend, with her reading.While there reading, she stops at a the most simplest words and that was wolves, she sounding it out almost 5 minutes and she like this: Wo-ves. Like omg, so my other friend had to tell.
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@ Twizzlerr: XD I started cracking up too!
@Thrillex: o.o -fails at attempting to hide her laughter-
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Yea, then he corrected himself once he FINALLY figured out what we were laughing about and said that they "unravel your genes." Lol We couldn't focus for the rest of class XDD
Also, once, me and my friend were playing I Spy. I saw a tiny star-shaped candy on the ground with tiny, tiny red letters that was right below us. I said, "I spy something red." She guessed a few things, asked some questions, then asked about a tiny yellow star eraser. I said "No" XD. Then, she gave up and I told her. She completely flipped out on me and told me that the candy was an eraser. But the awkward moment was that she tasted it to find out. o.o XD
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XD -stalks this thread- I am sooooo happy I made this thread :3
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You should be. Cuz there this other time...nah jk XP
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I would love to hear your story!! Moar stories. >:D
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lawl ok:
SOOooo...I had seen my lesson plan for history class, and on Tuesday we were gonna be given a project to do. So, on Tuesday, while getting my stuff from my locker, I complained to my friends, "Aww! We're gonna have to do another history project!" a little bit louder than expected. Then my history teacher walked right past me! He glanced at me like o.O and I'm like O.O *inch away* XDD
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You definetly should be. This is hilarious.
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Guys... this is so funny, i'm crying XDDD
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XD thanks Angela :3
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Welcomez :3
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-pokes angela- tell a story!!!
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I was laughing for some strange reason in the middle of a math test.Everyone was looking at me like: "Shut up! We're trying to do work here!" but they didn't say anything. Anyway I stopped laughing and my teacher was like: What the turtle lords just happened.
We were listening to Suprise Symphony by Haydn and we were laughing our heads off at the part where it sounded like a "DUNDUNDUNNNN" music... it was creepy e.e
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I love Surprise Symphony!!! My dogs sleep.during it and when it does the huge loud bangs they jump up in surprise xD
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You do? We played it for the christmas concert! If my dog heard it, she'd be tilting he head to the side. x3
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Once during a math test, I started humming. My friend told me to stop. I began humming again--louder (by accident, of course), and she told me to stop. It happened for a little bit longer, then she turned and began to blubber nonsense. It sounded like she was going to say 'Shut up!', but she went: "Shhuubberchchlubb eerrp!" I'm like o.o and the rest of the class just stared. XDDD
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XD that's awesome Twizzlerr
And Angela wow!! That's awesome :D
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Thankies! :D
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Meh stupid second grade teacher yelled at me for calling this mean kid who hit me really really hard a smarty pants? What the fudge is wrong with that???? He looked like he was gonna hurt my friend so I said something!!! Then she goes telling on me saying I was being mean????? And the other kid didn't even get in a lot of trouble!! And he HIT ME! SO SO HARD!!!! Now when my second grade teacher says hi I act nice but really I want to punch her in the FACE. (I'm 11 and in sixth grade but I sound like a ranting 3 year old right now LOL!!!) CAUSE I GOT IN TROUBLE FOR NOTHING IN THAT CLASS. SCREW THEM!
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XD lawl. Once, I stuck out my tongue at my friend in first grade, and I got in what seemed like so much trouble when I was younger, but really was this:
Teacher: Did--
Me: No, no, no! I never get in trouble! *cries*
Teacher: O.O No, sweetie, calm down...it's ok. Just don't do it again.
Me: *sniffle* Really?
Teacher: -_- Really.
Me: Ok. *hugs friend and goes to read a book*
XDD
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XD I do that kine of stuff all the time :P
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And aw golly during recess one time, when I was younger we were playing tag, and I slammed my knee into a metal ladder. -_-. My friend's like: "What happened?"
Me: I hurt my knee.
Friend: What happened?
Me: I HURT MY KNEE!
Friend: How did it happen? -_-
Me: I banged it.
Friend: How did it--
Me: I. BANGED. MAH. KNEE
Friend: HOW DID YOU BANG UR KNEE?!!?
Me: On a ladder.
Friend: But the ladders aren't that hard...
Me: I:< *points to little metal ladder*
Friend: ooooohhh.......what happened?
Me: O:<<<<<<<<< *rage*
XDD And this other time, my mom was subbing for a little kid's class, and I saw her. I need her to sign a test for me really quickly, so I called her. Btu she didn't hear me. Then this happened:
Little kid (older than the class my mom was subbing, but young): *runs up* I'll get her for ya!
Me: No it's--
Little kid: *runs up to sub* MISS LADY, A GIRL IS CALLING YOU. SHE HAS A BOOK.
Mom: Hm? Oh, hi, sweetie, what is it?
Me: Could you sign my test?
Kid: I'LL DO IT! *runs over, snatches pen and puts scribbles* I have a signature. Ha.
Me and Mom: ....
XD Not as funny, but cute lol.
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XD I love reading these things :3 probably because I never get a laugh in my real world.
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You guys want to here my Finaly story about my bully (Including my Embarrassin moment)
Me:Hi everyone ~Walks into Class there are no teachers~
Bully:Hi Whale (I'm not fat Btw)
Me:~Throws lunch bag on desk and walks over to his desk~ I have had enuff of your crap. If your man enuff fight me
Everybody:~Chants~ FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
Bully:Fine ~Gets up~
Me:~Punches him right in the face sending him to the ground~
Everybody:~Stares at me~
Bully:Ow!
Me: Oh my glob
Bully: ~Pulls my leg makes me fall over~ (embarrassing part)
Everybody: ~Giggles a little~
Bully:You tuff like me ~Steps on my back~
Me: ~Coughs~ Yes ~Pulls self up~
Bully: ~Looks at ME with Holy cow face~
Me: ~Punches him and actually knocks him out me Puts hands on mt knees and bends over and then points finger at him~Do not bully anyone else In this school or I will..
Teacher: ~Walks in and takes off glasses and looks LIKE OMFG~ What happened
Me:Ill tell you I have had enuff of his crap
And ladies and gentlemen I got suspended when I returned I was the school hero
And yeah I knocked out a boy XD
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XD this is a fabulous story xD I like... feed off of these stories... feed me Moar stories >:D
Dance Teacher: Now! My class will be hard a grueling and you will wish you had never joined! You will love it no matter what.
Me: Not likely.
DT: EXCUSE ME! YOU WILL NOW RUN UP AND DOWN THE BLEACHERS!
Me: If you want me to, make me.
DT: -picks me up and shoves me io a pair of bleacher- NOW, RUN!!!!!
Me: -falls and faceplants a bunch of stairs- No...
DT: -carries me to the top and pushes me down hem- NOW I WANT YOU TO RUN!!!!
Me: -that was the embarrassing part :3- Uuhhmg... -BFF runs over and helps me up. Then walks over and kicks the teacher in the knee- Lets get you to the nurse.
So yea... that literally happened. The teacher was fired and had to spend 100 days community service if I remember correctly. And my BFF was there to help me to the nurse :) I uh... had a concussion and a broken ankle... God I hated that teacher...
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I've got one
I was sitting in the computer lab and I was sitting next to this guy who.... I kinda liked... and I was staring at the computer screen. My hand was trying to find the mouse yet I was still looking at the screen and I accidentally grabbed his hand. I didn't know it was his hand though cause I was still looking at the screen and I was trying to drag his hand across the desk like I would with a mouse until he pulled back his arm xD
I felt terrible after that! cx
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LOL You guys are hilarious! XD
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That's hilarious Ingredient xD. And ikr Angela? I feel so happy that I made this thread :3
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When I was younger I went to school when I was sick, I didn't really think I would be really sick or anything.
But in the middle of class I threw up on the girl next to me, and everybody was staring.
That's my embarrassing moment. ^^
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I'm glad too :P
(This isn't at school but it's still embarrassing XD)
I was watching Harry Potter and the deathly hallows part two, my dad was trying to dance while I was watching a movie, he was listening to his Steve Earle music.
Me: Dad... can you PLEASE turn the music down?
Dad: Why should I, *creepy, funny voice* C'MON MAN! WE'RE IN THE 60'S!
Mom: O_O *whispers to me* Quite scared, don't you see?
Me: *nods in agreement* You can say that again.
Dad: WHAT WAS THAT?!?!
Me: Nothing..
Dad: That's what I thought ;)
Me: *shrugs and turns the volume up, ignoring the music*
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This happened to me just before we got out of school.
Me: *Is laughing and chatting nonchalantly*
Friend 1: Hey, Angel. *Pokes me*
Me: What?
Friend 1: *Creepy voice* Meet me at the park later.
Me: *Laughs nervously* How 'bout... No. I'm busy.
Friend 2: C'mon. It'll be just us.
Me: *Scoots away, face is red*
They were guy twins, that I live by, and they were being all creepy. Then at my old school, this happened.
Me: *Thinks about PewDiePie playing Ib*
Teacher: Angel, can you answer 9-n(15+9)?
Me: *Shivers and sweats*
Teacher: Can you?
Me: *Screams loudly*
Teacher: o.e Angel, you ok?
Me: *Shivers some more*
That would be embarrassing, no mater what.
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XD those are hilarious!!!
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Your right wolf :)
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:3 Moar stoaries >:D
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I didn't had many embarassing moments, still, there was some other moments...
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Friday, I believe, I asked my math teacher what he'd do if he was a magical unicorn; he'd said that he'd make me some magical math bagels. I made a fangirl scream and everyone laughed at me. I didn't care, I laughed too. o3o
Then yesterday, I was thinking of Marukaite Chikyuu, AKA Hetalia ending song, and started humming it. And started singing it in my third period class, math study hall, and almost everyone was like 'What the heck is she drinking?' XD I even made the sound effects for like Japan and Prussia. And tried my best Prussia voice, trying to translate what he was singing when the beginning of the song is played.
At the time, I couldn't stop thinking about Russia and England, so I sung their parts multiple times.
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xD wolfie xD nice :3
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Okay so our dance was like 2 days ago or whatever and I was dancing with everyone else then a kid come over and kicked my in the knee I fell to the ground then got back up then the kid came back again I gave him the death stare then her ran off crying.
Later on I danced with my crush Eric. ^D^
Anyway
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Well this happend today it was my friend that was embaressing we where doing a lab with hissing roches i was sitting at the other side of the room my friend jumped up on his desk kinda and screamed XD we all cracked up
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xD Teba! ! Nice!
Abs ROFLMAO Morgan xD
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I love this thread so much XD
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As do I teba, as do I.
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Just today, my best friend smacked me (For no reason.) and I told her that she'd get chocolate during science (She has it before me. XD) and she didn't believe me. Five minutes later, I was asked to get a classmate from the library (My friend was in there.), after a few seconds of walking in, she barged right in my face. She yelled something like: "Wolfie" (Though it's not my real name, it's my real nickname. XD) "How did you know that I'd get chocolate during science?!" I shruged.
I just know random things. I'm a Seer. XD
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xD Wolfie. A few friends of mine are seers :P
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Today, we were doing acting in Humanities class, we were supposed to be acting as how Anticyclones in Winter were formed or something. I was acting as the rain.
When it came to when I was supposed to be acting, there was absolute silence and I started cracking up out of nowhere xD
Then the teacher says, ''What is she doing?'' and my friend replies, ''She's laughing, sir.'' then the teacher replies, ''Isn't she supposed to be the rain?'' so, I began making weird ''rain'' actions with my hands .w.' I totally ruined the whole act for the group that I was working with xD
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lol Angel
so yesterday i was in gym we did this video about volly-ball we wjere doing moves to help us (i dont knoe hoe this move would help us XD) we had to do a backwards push up its the crab walk but you dony walk instead you move your pelvus up and down XD i said to my friend next to me this is so wrong and how dose this help with volly-ball? o.o when i was done my friend on the other side of the gym said the two guys nect to her where moaning OUO i was like WTF MAN
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lol Angel
so yesterday i was in gym we did this video about volly-ball we where doing moves to help us (i dont know how this move would help us XD) we had to do a backwards push up its the crab walk but you dont walk instead you move your pelvus up and down XD i said to my friend next to me this is so wrong and how dose this help with volly-ball? o.o when i was done my friend on the other side of the gym said the two guys next to her where moaning OUO i was like WTF MAN
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Although I may not remember a lot.
I remember when I was in the first grade, which was like... centuries ago (o3o), but anyway, the most embarrassing moment was when a kid wasn't feeling so well and I sat two seats away from my best friend. Well, that kid walked by, holding his upset stomach until..
BLARGH
The boy threw up all over my best friend.
Everyone:":O."
Me:(Only one laughing) "Oh god! xD LOL."
And so I was scolded, being very guilty and my friend went home to change.
Another moment was when I was in the Fifth grade and I played basketball. It was our last game and I wanted to do my best because we hadn't won one game at all. x.x My teammates cheered me on, aswell as my sister, her husband, and their son. My rival slammed into the small, scraping her face. ._. My sister was stiffling until she was the only was laughing so hard while everyone felt bad for this girl. I was standing in the middle of the court, having to deal with my sister's awkward laughing. xD
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I swore when the teacher said "we have a test today". He just stared at me... XD
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XD Oh I love when I write random things like that.
One time I meant to write "The firemen suit up" but wrote "The firemen *floofycensoring* up"
Opps. XD
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XD Oh I love when I write random things like that.
One time I meant to write "The firemen suit up" but wrote "The firemen *floofycensoring* up"
Opps. XD
How dose that even happen? XD
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I was thinking of Russia while drawing me and my crush together in Math, and then my crush threw something at me. He made my face super red and made me blush. Then I started shaking and ran out of words and then I began to stutter something like "Y-y-your fa-fa-face is-s-s c-c-c-cute." And fell down laughing and stuttering something about him.
Most embarrassing thing ever today. >.<
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Yes, once (when we where doing presentations) I had the microphone behind me... I farted on accident /)(\ I was made fun of till 6th grade when most of the kids in my class where new.
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My History teacher walked up to my desk, wiggled his creepy eyebrows at me, then walked away...
o.o'
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Umm WTF
anyway My other moment was when I had my Ipod on me at school and me very weird franch teacher come up to me and just took it then said i'm not giving it back i'm like WTF I looked at her with the give that back your ill kill you face then she gave it back then walked away Omg I laughed so hard after.
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Ph God xD im like dying of laughter now xD in my science class yesterday, (I hate ky teacher to death) well I fell asleep while she rambled on an on about the history and scientific obligations of Pluto (WTF... why do I need to know this for CREATIVE WRITING?) So the girl behind me stares. She asked if she should wake me up. She poked me over and over against nd I didn't didn't wake up. The teacher walked over to me and waved her breakfast of bacon if front of ky face and I woke up like that xD
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XD Woof.
I told everyone my Twitter and they all brought out their phones and hit 'Follow'. I'm like 'WTF?'
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Jsut a note before hand: I have this sort of "vocal tick" where I have to make some sort of sound with my throat every once in a while or it feels really...cloggy. >.< Sometimes I hum, other times I clear my throat. Sometimes I make random little squeals XD.
Anyway, I was doing a math test along with the rest of the class, and I was humming. As I got too loud, a kid asked me to stop. I stopped, then started clearing my throat. Suddenly, I did it so much that I started a cough-spasm. I was thrashing around my desk, messing up my test papers. I suddenly stopped and grinned at my friends, giggling. The whole glass completely cracked up, except this one girl who sort of acted parnoid and covered her test papers with her body to make sure nobody could cheat on her test....
But anywho, my math teacher just looked up from her desk like "wth are they laughing about?" and then started saying in her -I'm really annoyed but trying to sound like a good-hearted person- voice, "Okay, now, let's focus on the test..." *fake grin*
XD Everyone was teasing me about it after class. But it wasn't mean or anything, as I am known for loving myself but making fun of myself.