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ive been curious on what peoples favorite jokes are
does anyone have some to share?? owo
i don't really have any accept
"honey!!!!"
"what now Harold"
"i think i ran over someone"
"you WHAT!?"
"yea uh.. i think i ran over them using a stolen police car"
*wife hangs up and locks house as Harold pulls GTA5 moves and ends up getting shot by a tank*
((i just made that up))
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I’m a meme and Vine kinda person :P I absolutely love watching funny Vines on YouTube all the time!
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I'm a vine fan also! I mostly love watching animal vines. They always cheer me up if I had a bad day ;D
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>_>
OOFdoes anyone like jokes then ? QUESTION MARK??XD
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Well a lot of Vines are made as jokes, so yes, I consider myself a fan of jokes ^^
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anything is a joke if you're clever enough
well expect for the serious stuff of course
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I'm a person who prefers making light out of dark situations. So I prefer dark humor - or shock value humor. But in a lighter side iike cheesy dad jokes, puns, anti humor, and sarcasm
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Hmm, humor with me can be so spotty at times X3 It's strange, some off things I'll find funny, or just out of random I'll find something you wouldn't expect for me to like hilarious lol I dunno, I'm a strange floof x)
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and for I am a fwoofy fuwwy Uwu
all the letter L's and most r's in our language mostly is replaced by w and sometimes u is replaced in o
so for people normally talk:
hello fellow furry
and our furry language
hewwo fewwow fuwwy!! ((i should make a post about that ~~LE GASP~~ AND A FURRY ANIMATION REQUEST ~~GASPS EVEN MORE LOWDLY~~ IMA POST IT AS REQUEST! UWU!!
yes I'm a strange 17 year old fuwwy Uwu with a 32 yr old voice that is obsessed with being a fuwwy as i feel i went alittle off topic owo ))
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I once heard a joke about amnesia; I forgot how it goes.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
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Another one I also like is puns. I always love sharing my friends them. I also prefer other things like Humor, and things that make me laugh! Here's a pun that makes me laugh a bit.
"Wanna hear a joke about pizza?"
"Nevermind, it's too cheesy.."
Why did the scarecrow with an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
Lol, good one pocket! Gave me a good laugh!
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
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A man just threw milk, whipped cream, and butter. How dairy.
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
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puns and overexaggeration are common for me to bop out, and regardless if any of my friends or i myself find 'em funny, h a h
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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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there was a skeleton walking down the sidewalk, he gets hit by a car and his bones go everywhere. a bystander says "that's what you get for being soo bony"
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Don't worry, bro...
(https://s14-eu5.startpage.com/cgi-bin/serveimage?url=https:%2F%2Fres.cloudinary.com%2Fteepublic%2Fimage%2Fprivate%2Fs--msbrfmrW--%2Ft_Preview%2Fb_rgb:191919,c_limit,f_jpg,h_630,q_90,w_630%2Fv1492222285%2Fproduction%2Fdesigns%2F1454691_1.jpg&sp=22fb449fe0755dd094694ddfe638079c)
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Don't worry, bro...
(https://s14-eu5.startpage.com/cgi-bin/serveimage?url=https:%2F%2Fres.cloudinary.com%2Fteepublic%2Fimage%2Fprivate%2Fs--msbrfmrW--%2Ft_Preview%2Fb_rgb:191919,c_limit,f_jpg,h_630,q_90,w_630%2Fv1492222285%2Fproduction%2Fdesigns%2F1454691_1.jpg&sp=22fb449fe0755dd094694ddfe638079c)
LOL
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A boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and gets some punch.
And...
oh that's it.
There was no punch line.
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This sounded funny to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivDzUmXNaH0
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I used to cry when my dad chopped Onions. Onions was a good dog, I miss him.
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Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable.
end me
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English it's not my first language, I don't really understand jokes that aren't polish (my native language)
I don't have english memes so maybe I will say a not very funny joke in polish
Jak się nazywa morderca żon?
żonkil
I'm sorry guys xd
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I watched this and it was the best joke xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr7FPtEqJVw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr7FPtEqJVw)
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Dry erase boards are remarkable.
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This 5 second clip. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc1P-AEaEp8)
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I drink to forget but I always remember