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Re: what joke makes you laugh??
« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2018, 12:18:55 pm »
A boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and gets some punch.

And...

oh that's it.

There was no punch line.
« Last Edit: September 14, 2018, 12:20:58 pm by WolfWorms »

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Re: what joke makes you laugh??
« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2019, 03:50:16 am »


"He'll squeeze you until you pop!"

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Re: what joke makes you laugh??
« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2019, 04:25:05 am »
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Re: what joke makes you laugh??
« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2019, 05:40:47 am »
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable.

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Re: what joke makes you laugh??
« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2019, 11:31:16 pm »
English it's not my first language, I don't really understand jokes that aren't polish (my native language)
I don't have english memes so maybe I will say a not very funny joke in polish

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Re: what joke makes you laugh??
« Reply #25 on: April 18, 2019, 04:29:23 am »
I watched this and it was the best joke xD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr7FPtEqJVw


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Re: what joke makes you laugh??
« Reply #26 on: April 18, 2019, 04:58:36 am »
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Re: what joke makes you laugh??
« Reply #27 on: April 22, 2019, 10:55:18 pm »

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Re: what joke makes you laugh??
« Reply #28 on: April 23, 2019, 06:46:45 am »
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