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Hello!
Well, this game is simple: post a way to get kicked out off Walmart xD
Here, I'll start:
1. Get all the lightsabers and start an epic war battle. Double points if you get the staff involved.
Now you go 8D
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2. Turn on all the TVs and play Simpsons!
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3. Sit on a couch and look at the ceiling. Count how many people look up.
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Grab 2 bikes and 2 brooms with a friend of your choice and start a Medival Tourny inside. CHAAAARRRGE!
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Get some popcorn, a towel (ahem O.o), find the biggest tv in teh electronic area and turn the channel to a swim suit model program. o.O kinkiness D:
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Get some popcorn, a towel (ahem O.o), find the biggest tv in teh electronic area and turn the channel to a swim suit model program. o.O kinkiness D:
LOL.
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Steal stuff xD
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haha xD *opens a pack of pokemon cards, then warcraft, then more pokemon, staff member standing there and says "What are you doing?" replys "IM LOOKING FOR MEH PIECE OF CANDY I DROPPED IT IN ONE OF THESE PACKS!" "....."*
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Keep walking around the store repeatedly until someone tries to stop you, when that happens yell "Can't catch me, Coppers!" and make a break for the door.
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Lol XD! *spam calls walmart while in teh store and says "i made you a cookie but i eateded it"
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Hack into the computer's internet and repeatedly ask for a cheeseburger. Nya~
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LoL
4. Steal everything in walmart or kmart (Maybe get kicked or go to jail)
5. Do something real to people (Kicked Out)
6. Bad talk to your boss (You get kicked and Fired)
7. Trash the place (Kicked Out)
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*shot a man* GAH NO!
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Rated Check
8. Shot someone in walmart or kmart (Kicked Out or Go to jail)
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New's reporter: "The suspect was seen wearing a Sora cosplay inside a local Walmart today. Sources tell us the alleged female was seen screaming the words "Eat freeze" while shooting icey blasts from a large key-like sword at a hartless plush doll. Dragged by security Shiro Takai was thrown out of the store and banned with possible fines for damaged equipment. No Injuries were reported, however, about 23 people appear to have lost their hearts."
Shiro: "IT WAS KAIRI" D:
FFFT. It's all Kairi's fault.
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Moon the manager and run around screaming while telling little kids something that would make them scream along with you.
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Take a waffle and start screaming "I FOUND A WAFFLE" while waving it furiously in your hand.
-ducks at sight of flying log-
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Throw a cake at a Walmart Worker, then do it another time to a different person.
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Walk into wal-mart, get a bottle of glue, and then get birthday cake letters. Walk into the bathroom and quickly glue: "K-mart rocks." And then run out yelling like a maniac and kick yourself out by running out the door to K-mart.
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Roll across the floor and throw marshmallows at people
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walk into walmart and start screaming "I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!"
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See, my brother showed me some videos about this.
One person went up to those phones that they announce stuff from and said "Will Michael Vick please report to the pet department..." lol
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Darn. Venku took the PA system one. >-> I would do something with the fish...Oh! Race around in wheel barrels would be fun :o!. And a way for you to get kicked out. :3
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Jump on the manager from behind screaming "Yeehaw!" at the top of your lungs until security pulls you away from the emotionally frightened manager. :3
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Disguise yourself as an elderly person and go into either store and ride one of the motorized carts and drive into people, shelves, and other objects.
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scream in the managers face dump ice cream on a little kid. start a random stampede of people and go running out the door with a pair of fresh undies on your head. yes you would be stealing O_O odd no?
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Create a buffet using an array of freshly opened foodstuffs and canned Dr Pepper, all presented on disposable plastic silverware and cups. Be sure to invite all you see! =b
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Press all the 'try me' buttons on ALL the toys that make sounds. repeat until you get kicked out.
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1. Turn all the radios on to a metal station, turn them off, then move the volume dial all the way up.
2. Fill a shopping cart with an awkward item (you know) and walk around the store. Or switch it with someone else's cart.
3. Slip various items in to carts.
4. Pick up a stuffed animal, and every time the PA system comes on, clutch the animal and rock back and forth in the fetal position, crying and saying 'The voices won't go away!'
5. Walk up to a random person and say 'Hey, how have you been!? I haven't seen you in forever.' and see how far you can make it go.
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You, come in riding a llama and steal pokemon cards they say "Your stealing!" NO ITS NOT STEALING ITS SHARING!!
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open a bag (or bags) of animal crackers and start throwing them around the store while screaming " BE FREE !!" at the top of your lungs.
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I actually went into a Walmart not too long ago and my boyfriend decided to put money in a little warthog riding machine (Looks like Pumbaa) and I sat on it..before he put the money in..well the guy came out telling us it was for toddlers and all..then he told us we werent supposed to be taking pictures inside the store..my bf said "well we're not technically IN the store"..he video taped the whole thing!
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this is fun :P
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Steal the floor waxing machine and start chasing people while screaming "I AM SUPREME RULER OF TARGET! I HAVE COME TO TAKE OVER YOUR PUNY STORE!"
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Get some fishing line tire one end to your ankle and the other end to a plush toy. Run around the store screaming "HELP IT'S COMMING FOR ME!!!"
Open all of the jello and pour it all over the floor, and scream "IT'S THE JELLO MONSTER!"
Go up to a lady (20-30 years old max) give her a big hug and say "HI GRANDPA!"
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New's reporter: "The suspect was seen wearing a Sora cosplay inside a local Walmart today. Sources tell us the alleged female was seen screaming the words "Eat freeze" while shooting icey blasts from a large key-like sword at a hartless plush doll. Dragged by security Shiro Takai was thrown out of the store and banned with possible fines for damaged equipment. No Injuries were reported, however, about 23 people appear to have lost their hearts."
Shiro: "IT WAS KAIRI" D:
FFFT. It's all Kairi's fault.
The return of Walmart-crashing-cosplayers. Sorry to copy, but I couldn't help it lD
Same news reporter: "Another Walmart cosply incident! This time, a young girl ran around in Edward Elric cosplay smashing 'Twighlight' merchandise. Being chased out of the store, she yelled slanderous comments about Stephanie Meyer's famed series. Once again, no injuries, but several CDs and books will need to be replaced.
Also: Find a box of cookies, goldfish, and superglue. Combine and toss. >:3
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get three zebra's and an elephant and then play "duck Duck GOOSE" in the middle of the store
.... its possible D:
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Get a boom box and play the song I whip my hair back and forth. (Make sure you have paint in your hairXD) When a Walmart worker comes by, play the song and turn it up loud! Once he starts yelling at you whip your hair back and forth until paint gets into his mouth. Make sure he starts choking. Then walk away. Just walk away while telling every one you didn't do it xD
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Find a PA system and announce that there is an 80% off sale going on in target
ooooorr
Set every alarm clock in the store to go off in 5 minutes, and when they go off scream "THE RINGING!!! IN MY HEAD!!! ITS HAPPENING AGAIN!!" and run around like crazy =3
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Get the electric scooters in the front, grab some toy swords and joust!
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Pretend to be a hobo, you know... all the ripped and dirty clothes, sit on on of the chairs, tire displays, etc. And evertime somebody walk past, scream "GET OFF MY LAWN!" at the top of your lungs untill you get kciked out. : D
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huh? well I once got kicked out of a supermarket for chasing my friend round dressed as the grim reaper and she was dressed as a chicken (it was halloween though I'm not completely mad yet) and a old lady started chasing me with her handbag, Great day that was picture a fat secruity guard dragging a grim reaper and a chicken out while an old lady smacks him lol
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Walk in with a bikini, and dance all around and squirt mustard everywhere.
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Make a fort with all chair and blankets and start shooting people with dart gun and yell "IT WORLD WAR 3."
Hide in one boxes for stuff and jump out saying "Ima going fire my lazier." Then go back into the box.Then once security guard comes by shoot him with a dart gun and run around screaming. "You cant catch me I am the gingerbread girl/guy."
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Grab a stack pies from the bakery and go around to people and put pies and their faces and say "You like pie!". Bonus if someone is allergic to it and then say "You dont like pie".
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Take 10 bad,crazy, totally going to get you kickout little kids to the toy section let them have fun for a second and then try to make them stop!! good luck! LOL
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walk into walmart and go up to where the donuts are that you can eat while in the store. Stand there with your mouth open for a sec the strip really fast! Grab two donuts one for eat hand and run around rubbing it all over you screaming "YOUR ADOPTED!"
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run int and start humping ever thing in site. Then when the guard comes up take off screaming "RAPE!" And run as fast as you can xD.
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go up to a store clerk and say"can you show me where the drinks are?"and when you get there take one,open it,and pore it all over the store clerks head and say"hahaha sucker!"and make a break for the door
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get inside the clothes racks and as people go by whisper "buy me.... BUY MEEE!" such and so on
get a thing of OJ and open it and run to the bathroom spilling some of it as you go. scream "I CANT HOLD IT!!!"
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Um...Steal in front of an employee? I didn't see anyone mention that yet, LOL xD
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put a pair of underwear on your head and go around screaming"ITS WAFFLE TIME!!!"while throwing waffles at people.
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start a war with nerf swords and axes and when they kick you out scream "THE MISTIC PICKLE MADE ME DO IT!!!!!!!!!!"
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i actually hid inside the clothes rack and threw footballs at people i knew.... i also used a nerfsword to run and whack people in the back.
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Paint yourself green, put on green clothes, and throw corn at people, saying "Ho, ho, ho!"
Then when they try to kick you out, say in any language you want: (apart from English)
"I want a ______ Guard/Cop/Policeman!"
Eg:
"Ba mhaith liom Garda Gaelach!" -Irish
(I want an Irish Guard!)
They will most likely stare at you as if you had six heads... xD
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Paint your clothes all red and white then stuff a pillow under your shirt or coat and wear like a fake beard or paint your chin and upper lip white and go behind a person's back saying, "Ho ho ho!" then when they look behind make a break for it in a certain isle then say to the manager, "Its my ho ho ho!" :3
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Eating all the grapes while pretending to actually be one of the workers at Wall-Mart who's just 'testing' the fruity goods. Mmm. Fruity-goodness... :]
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Oh! Another one!
Go to the spices isle and pour all of the spices into a jar. Stick a price-tag on it and call it a super-spice. There will be tears.
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^LMAO
Hrmm. Taking advantage of the 'free samples'.
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take all the brooms and play a massive game of Quiditch :3
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Cut the bottom out of an empty paint can, fill it with paint, and wait for it...wait for it...LOL :D
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I have one! o3o
Take a bunch of big stuffed animals, hide in a box and make sure you have one in hand. When someone walks by throw the stuffed animal at them.
(I did this once and the dad charged out the isle looking for who did it. I made the kids scream and cry.. .3. )
1. Take a rubber snake 2. Stand at the corner of an isle until a little kid walks by. 3. Throw it at the back of their head and hide
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Bring a lot of work out stuff and have a work out on the work out equipment! LOL
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Invite all your friends over there and through a party
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Perform a Shakespear play in the Candy Selection. If Walmart doesn't kick them out, I would >3> LOL
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have a fight with woman's panties in the food area : D
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if your a kid walk through the door like normal and if the door greeter gives you a sticker, slap it on their face!
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walk like normal through one of the walmart doors. walk out the other door at the other end of the store. repeat as many times as it takes for someone to notice.
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Slap an employee, and stand there laughing. 8D
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roll a bowling ball down the isles, slapping it with bread sticks, screaming ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY TENNIS BALL!!!!!! if anyone walks by, or looks at you funny, bark at them and growl!!!
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Dress up as Sora and get a friend to dress up as Roxas. Go to one of the stores and have a keyblade battle. When the cops show up RUN! Scream "KINGDOM HEARTS COSPLAY FOREVER!!!"
Do like in the vid.
Riku and Sora Get Arrested...at a local mall (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0DD963DD6Q#)
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Get a bunch of friends, steal some glowsticks, kill the lights, and...
Start a major rave in the place!!!~~~
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^ I SOOOOOOOOOO LIKE THAT!
Turn out the lights, Grab all the soda, snacks, and glowsticks in walmart and throw a party in the electronics section putting all the tv remotes onto the couch for everyone to watch their own individual tv shows/movies and play your favorit songs at the same time on all the speaker/radio/music playing stuff and put up a giant sign saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY LARRY!!!
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take a little bro who loves cars and open all the car toys then race them down the isles XD
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ok, watch this video i found XD its funny run Axel run!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMLy4Zqyzxk#)
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and another one Flying Axel Glomp (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huUrOfb8sOQ#ws)
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I have a few that have been tested and proven to kick you out of walmart. And they include your friends.8D
-Get a couple of your friends and have a light-saver war.
-Get several shopping cars and have your friends and you race down the isles.
-Play volley ball with one of the giant inflatable balls.
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I've done this with some friends. 83
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Take some sheets to Wal-Mart and run around making ghost noises.
Bring a bunch of fake fur and spread it across the store. owo
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I know one now!! ~On Easter in WalMart while the easter stuff is selling~
Have one of your friends or you dressed as a chicken, go to the easter isle with plastic eggs and other easter stuff, get the easter eggs.. And some of those chicken and rabbit peeps, put those into the eggs, once you have them stuffed in each egg, go to all sorts of random people and start throwing those easter eggs at them and scream, "SAVE MY BABIES!!" as they go for easter baskets x3..
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ahahhahaha this thread makes me excited to :
A: go to a cosplay or an anthro con
and B: tour america with my friends pranking wal-marts
ok here's a few
1) (you have to keep a straight face) designate a walmart shopper and follow them throughout the store staring at them and crawling on all fours like a lizard. SAY NOTHING, when they turn to look or yell at you, wink, flick out your tongue, or do both- all the while staring. . .
2)When a customers back is turned take their cart and start walking away without saying a word. . .
3) (for this I recomend a giant group of friends) grab every awkward produce walmart has to sell (i.e. condoms, vibraters, etc.) and then ninja them into the carts and baskets of unsuspecting shoppers
4) (have a lookout for this one) hang out around one of the many intercom phones placed throughout walmart- when you figure out how to work it have a friend watch your back while you dial it and announce something silly for the whole store to hear
5)pick a shopper to stalk- and every time their back is turned do a funny dance, then when they turn around to look freeze innocently and look at a product on the shelves.
6) get a gaggle of friends to dress up in wierd costumes, get music and lighting, then stage an epic battle in the center of walmart
7) follow a random person and talk like a guy filming a documentary i.e. "the great lumbering shopperus pendificus makes it's way slowly towards its ritualistic feeding grounds. . ."
8) Pick up a book from the book aisle and a pen and get as many people to sign it as you can, then put it back :3
9) set all the alarms to go off at random 5-minute intervals throughout the day
10) build a fort out of pillows or tires and as a knight should valiantly defend your castle from all tresspassers
11) in the bed spread secction remove one of the big packages, crawl onto the shelf, and have a friend cover you up again, then have the friend lure a random person to the spot so you can jump out and scream (if you are doing this to REALLY REALLY random people be prepared to be punched 0_o)
12) this is the easiest to do- just act and dress really really wierd, screech randomly etc.
13) have a friend pose as your lover, and then get into a very loud and VERY DETAILED fight over who cheated on who.
14) when no one is looking switch/ paste over the bathroom signs
and finally- film your work :) I know they don't allow video cams in walmart but there are ways around that- I won't be specific here but if you look it up you will find and answer on how to sneakily film your pranks.
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Nice Higby. I has one for little kids to use.
Walk into the store and when person offers you a sticker say "No... I want a chainsaw." And when they refuse kick them between the legs and tell your mom "They wont give me chainsaws instead. This place sucks can we leave now?" And then run out of the store and turn back to the sticker person and give her the finger and run out of the building and towards the car. Hopefully before security catches you.
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lol
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Get those rubber chickens and some shopping carts and get a horse head or something, tape(like Gorilla Tape) and tape the horse head to the cart, get some friends and give them rubber chickens, then have a big rubber chicken war! If a cop comes towards you, yell, "RETREAT MY WARRIORS! RETREAT!" and start racing the carts towards the exit xD
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Some ways to get kicked out of Walmart:
1. If you can, write, "I see dead people..." on all the typewriters.
2. Put a Dora the Explorer doll in the middle of the store and whenever someone tries to pick it up, jump out and shout, "Swiper no swiping!"
3. Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying, "I gotta find that golden ticket!"
4. Throw Skittles at everyone that walks by and shout, "Taste the rainbow!"
5. Go to the baby section and open a box of diapers. Whenever someone walks by, hold a diaper up to your waist, as if seeing if it'll fit you.
6. Put on a Darth Vader helmet, and when ever someone walks by, insist you are their father.
7. Ride a little pink tricycle around the store saying, "Arg! I'm a pirate!"
8. Pretend to pick your nose in plain sight of a camera.
9. Play a game of soccer, basketball, or baseball in the middle of the store.
10. Follow a random person, and when they pick up an item, jump out, snatch the item, and run away with it. Repeat until you have a cart full.
11. Go to the radio section, turn the radio on full volume and run.
12. Dress up as a clown and follow a person around. Whenever they look back at you, slowly look them in the eye, slowly smile, and give a slow wave.
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Some how get a van, and spray paint "FREE CANDY" on the widows and drive around the parking lot. You know those kids will go up to you ;)
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1. If there are no employees at the speaker thing in Walmart, take it and scream, "I AM LARRY." into it. And then start beat boxing into it.
2. At the TV section, if Kill Bill vol. 1 is on it, wait until the Japanese people come in, and when it starts playing 'Battle Without Honor or Humanity', try to find the volume button, turn it on high, and start break dancing and yell, "DO A BARREL ROLL!" when the guitar solos come.
3. Look for sausage and eggs in the food section, if any employees ask what you're making tell them, "SAUSAGE EGGS!"
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When the manager walks by, scream out "HE HAS WILLIAM SHATNER'S PHONE NUMBER! GET HIM!" And tackle him in hopes that other nerds will join in.
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1) play dodge ball with fruits
2) scream: "YOU NEED YOUR VITAMIN C!" and pour orange juice everywhere
3) find a soccer ball and aim for the mamagers head. When you hit his/her head: "GOOOOOOAAAAALL!"
4) Play "Friday" as loud as you can on the speakers
5) Play the "Walmart" song ;)
6) Sing Cartman's "In the Ghetto" as loud as you can
7) Eat dog food and hump people's legs
8) Walk around in a bikini (if you're a guy)
9) announce that you cannot find the condoms
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Try to hack into ALL of the computers, get them to go to youtube and play Love Me Dead by Ludo(very creepy but great song xD) then get some lighters and get some friends into a line(make it like a rainbow LOL) and start the lighters and do a wave.. x3
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lol i love these ideas
1. scream ITS X.A.N.A RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, then get a toy sword and beat the person with a black shirt on with it, and then get some friends that look like you to surround him when you say "triangulate!" and then run like hell out the door after your done
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Go to a lane that is "closed" and make it open again. when someone comes (if they have a small child) pick up the child and swipe them across the price checker. then take the mic and say "Price check on aisle 5, we have a freaky monster needing a price check!" then take the people's items that they WERE going to buy and rip/smash/break them and say "That will be 900 dollars." and smile.
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yell "LUNA FANS UNITE!" and brake all the MLP toys of celestia XD
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Kick all the Worker out and tells the manager "I gave them a Day off" :D
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Take a snake to walmart and have a cashier spy it and scream shes going to kill it with mace.
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ooooh oooh! I got a new one!!
Take some chickens from home or someone Take them to the Aisle with the most People, and then let them loose and then when some one trys to Whack one jump out and say: "DONT KILL THE CHICKS THERE'S MORE TO KILL OTHER THEN THESE!"
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Put a walkie talkie behind one of the toys and hide, when i kid comes by say"hey u! buy me buy me! if u dont ik where u live *evillaugh*
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Get a realistic looking toy water gun and yell out "THIS IS A STICK UP I WANT DA MONEY!!!!" take the money, then squirt the cash register person then make a run for it.
Splash buckets of paint on the electronics.
Open a huge dog biscuit bag and throw it at all the customers who walk in saying "Hi welcome to Walmart/Kmart the land of dog food!"
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1: when you go in go to the clothes aisle then grab a RC car with a Walkie talkie on it then hide in a rack and drive the Walkie talkie RC car around yelling Give me your stuff!
2: make a feather wing thing then go to walmart/kmart and when your there run around squacking then when the manager comes yell "ITS GONNA PUT ME AWAY FROM GOOD SAVE ME!!"
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(im reminded of maximum ride now O.o *read the comics but is on first book of the regular series* dress up as a band and badly play music
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On halloween night wear a fairy costume and steal all the candy, then go behind the counter and stuff it in the cashregister, steal the manager uniform if you can find it, then open the store, hand out free money, the next morning, come back and scream. "SURPRISE! I ran the store while you guys were on vacation.."
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Take ALL robotic toys out of their packages. Even the little Transformers 'cause their still considered robots.
Tape the Transformers to the toys that 'move' / you can control.
Tape all the toys that you can control together. At the front, put the biggest (more than one) toy.
Tape all the remote controls together. Again, at the front should be the one(or more) that controls the biggest toy(s).
Parade the giant pile of toys around, slap your phone / ipod on VERY high volume, playing a heavy metal / screamer song like "The Bottom" by Staind. When everybody freaks out, take all the plushies angry bird plushies and pelt the people. Scream out loud, " YOU'LL NEVER GET IT RIGGHHTT! YOU'LL NEVER GET IT RIIGGHHHT! WE'LL ALWAYS STAND AND FIIIGGHT! YOU'LL NEVEER GETT IT RIIGGGHHTT!"
If an employee comes up and asks what you're doing / asks you to leave the store, UPPERCUT THEM WITH A BUMBLEBEE TRANSFORMERS TOY.
Thus, you have your army of robots...
Then cue your evil laugh when the police come.
"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
>:D
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~Hide and wait behind a freezer thing while holding either a frozen turkey or ham. Wait for a staff member to walk by and pound them in the face with it.
~Hide in a clothing rack, wait for someone to look at the clothings, jump out and yell "PICK ME PICK ME!!!"
~If a staff member walks near you, scream "GET AWAY FROM MEEEE!!!" then run away.
~TP the store.
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during Black friday sneak in early and hide somewhere and hold a thing then when they go to grab it play tug-a-war and scream "ITS MINE ITS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Go on the intercom thing and play the rick roll song :3
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Go to a aisle where they have ketchup, pour it all over yourself and flop on the florr and act like your dead. When people come by and say what are you doing/ are you really dead then scream "THE PLANTZ KILLED ME!!" and run to a gardening center in the store if they have one and pull plants out of pots or take huge soil bags and slap your face into it. Then hide in a pot and when someone walks by pop out and scream "PLANTS VS ZOMBIES!!"
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Walk to the dressing room. Make sure that its one with staff posted outside. Stand in the dressing stall for around five minutes. Then yell mis/ter! Theres no toilet paper in here! (Do not actually use it as a bathroom, however yellow food colored water or the fake dog stuff will enhance the expiriance of this prank.)
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OOOOHHH i gots good idea
At night bring friends + laser guns and hide somewhere,wait for them to close.When everyone is gone and lights are off, have a laser fight with friends!
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randomly run around screaming "YOUR NEVER GOING TO CATCH ME ELDERGOTH!!!!"
idea from Perfect world ._. me and my friend went nuts in a huge crowd of eldergoths XDD
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Grab a boombox, a BIG one. And then you go to the most populated area in Walmart/Kmart. Turn it on, and make sure that the song playing is 'Sexy and I know it' by LMFAO, then wiggle. While in the process of wiggling, rip off your pants and BOOM. You have a speedo on. SHAKE THAT THING! When a manager/worker comes around, yell "I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!" At the top of your lungs. Then grab a beer and pour it all over your body. As they reach for you, take your boombox and run out of the store. Yelling, "OH MY GOSH DON'T KILL ME BECAUSE I'M SEXY AND YOU'RE NOT!" Then when you run out of the store, break for the woods. If there's any around, if not, hell. Run like HELL. With your speedo on. 8D
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Get a large bucket with water in it and steal all the fish, then dumping them into the floral departments pond screaming at the top of your lungs: "BE FREE FISHIES!"
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First, you go get a bike and get a tangled and a tiana doll and say "tangled must die!!!!!!!tiana needs more fanz and kill tangled now!!!" and if no one agrees or there is a tangled fan (I really hate tangled!) then spurt then with ketchup and water with fishes and then say "you must watch the princess and the frog and hate tangled before I make you!!!!" and then ride the bike and hold a long toy sword and rude out of the store with things you stole such as iPods and bah bah bah. And then ride to the woods or ride very fast o bathe street and then if you stole yellow food color and/or fake dog poop then pretend that you used the bathroom (use fake dog poop and yellow food color only) on Kmart's toy department.
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New's reporter: "The suspect was seen wearing a Sora cosplay inside a local Walmart today. Sources tell us the alleged female was seen screaming the words "Eat freeze" while shooting icey blasts from a large key-like sword at a hartless plush doll. Dragged by security Shiro Takai was thrown out of the store and banned with possible fines for damaged equipment. No Injuries were reported, however, about 23 people appear to have lost their hearts."
Shiro: "IT WAS KAIRI" D:
FFFT. It's all Kairi's fault.
The return of Walmart-crashing-cosplayers. Sorry to copy, but I couldn't help it lD
Same news reporter: "Another Walmart cosply incident! This time, a young girl ran around in Edward Elric cosplay smashing 'Twighlight' merchandise. Being chased out of the store, she yelled slanderous comments about Stephanie Meyer's famed series. Once again, no injuries, but several CDs and books will need to be replaced.
Also: Find a box of cookies, goldfish, and superglue. Combine and toss. >:3
Could help myself
SAME news reporter: "Yet another wal-mart cosplay incident. The time, a girl about age 12 ran around in a Rena Ryuugu costume with a boy, age 12 also, dressed as Keichii Maebara, and began using a real cleaver and the boy a real bat to injure people! They did not kill any people who screamed, 'ITS THE HINAMIZAWA SYNDROME! RUN!" and raced off. They are now being taken into custody. Seven fatalities occured.
Me: *watching news* o.o'' *was one of the people who screamed and raced out* Poor Rena-chan. Nipah~
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Go into Walmart/Kmart as Ezio or Altair and a Friend as the other. Have Hidden Blades and go up to random people and stab them in the back with the FAKE Hidden Blade. Then run around Screaming "I NEED TO BLEND!" and Blend with a random group of people. Then start ripping papers off the walls and yelling "Natority is down 25%!" When the workers are trying to catch you Free Run, and yell "YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET US VOI PEZZI DI MERDA!" Then get out of the store fast xD
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if someone says "i see the light" yell "You are the light! TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW!"
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Play the trollolololol song on full volume while riding on your granny around the store?
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New's reporter: "The suspect was seen wearing a Sora cosplay inside a local Walmart today. Sources tell us the alleged female was seen screaming the words "Eat freeze" while shooting icey blasts from a large key-like sword at a hartless plush doll. Dragged by security Shiro Takai was thrown out of the store and banned with possible fines for damaged equipment. No Injuries were reported, however, about 23 people appear to have lost their hearts."
Shiro: "IT WAS KAIRI" D:
FFFT. It's all Kairi's fault.
The return of Walmart-crashing-cosplayers. Sorry to copy, but I couldn't help it lD
Same news reporter: "Another Walmart cosply incident! This time, a young girl ran around in Edward Elric cosplay smashing 'Twighlight' merchandise. Being chased out of the store, she yelled slanderous comments about Stephanie Meyer's famed series. Once again, no injuries, but several CDs and books will need to be replaced.
Also: Find a box of cookies, goldfish, and superglue. Combine and toss. >:3
Could help myself
SAME news reporter: "Yet another wal-mart cosplay incident. The time, a girl about age 12 ran around in a Rena Ryuugu costume with a boy, age 12 also, dressed as Keichii Maebara, and began using a real cleaver and the boy a real bat to injure people! They did not kill any people who screamed, 'ITS THE HINAMIZAWA SYNDROME! RUN!" and raced off. They are now being taken into custody. Seven fatalities occured.
Me: *watching news* o.o'' *was one of the people who screamed and raced out* Poor Rena-chan. Nipah~
News report: There was yet ANOTHER cosplay event. Outside we have every kingdom hearts and final fantasy character chasing after Axel and inside is a pokemon battle with REAL pokemon. So far Pikachu is winning. Last but not least we have Chell fighting wheatley and GLaDOS being angry about being a potatoe tied to the portal gun. Oh it looks like we also have Alice with a knife, the Cheshire cat and the white rabbit fighting the card guards. This event destroyed wallmart and all cosplayers were taken into custody except for the kingdom hearts and final fantasy cosplayers who were innocently outside the building and weren't the cause of the destruction.
News report 2: This just in the reason for the explosion was because a portal gun was shot into space. We have a message from a secret witness.
Message: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!! 8D
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1. Take 10 dogs that LOVE to play with people, put them in walmart and have them chase people, and lick their faces off.
2. I know someone already said this but this is a different version> Hide in the clothes rack and when a kid comes buy and likes a shirt, say "buy.. me.." or if theres someone whose a shopaholic, or an old lady.
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Dress up like the slendermen and creep people out XD
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Take alot of pop bottles off the shelves and get many mentos and drop mentos in the pop. The pop will soon overflow or as I like to call it "explode". >:D as the pop is exploding run through the flying liquidsan yell "Its raining soda!".
(Random one) Get lots of bags of sugar or flour off of the shleves and start pooring them down each isle.
Go to where the orange juice is and go behind a door so you get to a room where they stock up the orange juice from behind. Wait there till soneone comes to get orange juice, and right when they reach for it hand the juice to them like in those florida orange juice commercials xD
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I don't know if this was said, but... Hide in the fluffy coat racks, and when people pass.. jump out a yell, "WELCOME TO NARNIA."
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Here's one.
Step one. have a friend dress up as a famous movie villain, and try to make everyone do what they say.
Step two. Dress up as the hero and try to stop them. Use peanuts, and other assorted snack items as bullets.
Step three. Have friends try to convince people to join the fight.
Other idea
Run around shouting "Madness? This.. Is... WALMART!" And then knock something off the shelves/kick a cart over.
Another idea
Have a nerf gun fight and use the other customers as shields.
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Step one: Get a cat
Step two: go to Walmart/Kmart
Step three: get some catnip
Step four: go to the couch section
Step five: Put the catnip on all the couches and stuff
Step six: You know what happens next :3
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Step one: get some dogs who love treats and stuff like Beagles and such who can sniff out stuff well
Step two: Get some dog treats and bunny rabbits
Step three: get a knife
Step four: go to the couch section
Step five: cut open the couches and put the treats in them
Step six: You still knows what happens next
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Start a riot with brooms, baby.
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love yours ^
get on a wolf costume and sit by the doors where the doors open and stuff and everytime you see a young kids bark at them really loudly until the security kicks you out
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Sit on conveyer belt thingy that's at the checkout and fart on it
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Sing the most annoying song at the loudest tone of voice you can do.
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Insist that everything needs more cowbell and shout out "Bring out the trumpets," as you get out your own trumpet and play it along the aisles.
Bonus points if you can match the trumpet playing anytime a cashier takes something and scans it.
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Smoke bombs anyone?
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I haveno idea what a walmart is, im guessing its a super market.
I would open all the cans of beer and drain them on the floor.
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yeah Walmart is a big store :3
But anyways
Step one: go to the TV section
step two: turn on your favorite channel
step three: get a couch
step four: get soda
step five: POUR THE SODA
Step six: Shout: "THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SPAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRTAAAAAAAAAA"
the end
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^Or.
You could go to the game-section and continually shout 'This is Spartaaaah', holding the 'Sparta' movie.
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Get a long red glow stick, dim the lights, put a cloak and helm on, then light the stick, cover your mouth and run around breathing like Darth vador!!! LOL
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New's reporter: "The suspect was seen wearing a Sora cosplay inside a local Walmart today. Sources tell us the alleged female was seen screaming the words "Eat freeze" while shooting icey blasts from a large key-like sword at a hartless plush doll. Dragged by security Shiro Takai was thrown out of the store and banned with possible fines for damaged equipment. No Injuries were reported, however, about 23 people appear to have lost their hearts."
Shiro: "IT WAS KAIRI" D:
FFFT. It's all Kairi's fault.
The return of Walmart-crashing-cosplayers. Sorry to copy, but I couldn't help it lD
Same news reporter: "Another Walmart cosply incident! This time, a young girl ran around in Edward Elric cosplay smashing 'Twighlight' merchandise. Being chased out of the store, she yelled slanderous comments about Stephanie Meyer's famed series. Once again, no injuries, but several CDs and books will need to be replaced.
Also: Find a box of cookies, goldfish, and superglue. Combine and toss. >:3
Could help myself
SAME news reporter: "Yet another wal-mart cosplay incident. The time, a girl about age 12 ran around in a Rena Ryuugu costume with a boy, age 12 also, dressed as Keichii Maebara, and began using a real cleaver and the boy a real bat to injure people! They did not kill any people who screamed, 'ITS THE HINAMIZAWA SYNDROME! RUN!" and raced off. They are now being taken into custody. Seven fatalities occured.
Me: *watching news* o.o'' *was one of the people who screamed and raced out* Poor Rena-chan. Nipah~
News report: There was yet ANOTHER cosplay event. Outside we have every kingdom hearts and final fantasy character chasing after Axel and inside is a pokemon battle with REAL pokemon. So far Pikachu is winning. Last but not least we have Chell fighting wheatley and GLaDOS being angry about being a potatoe tied to the portal gun. Oh it looks like we also have Alice with a knife, the Cheshire cat and the white rabbit fighting the card guards. This event destroyed wallmart and all cosplayers were taken into custody except for the kingdom hearts and final fantasy cosplayers who were innocently outside the building and weren't the cause of the destruction.
News report 2: This just in the reason for the explosion was because a portal gun was shot into space. We have a message from a secret witness.
Message: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!! 8D
Reporter: Once again we have another cosplay incident, but since the last one completely destroyerd the walmart, the cosplayers have decided to move to K-Mart. Unfortunately the store is tiny and pathetic and we have a major fandom war going on to see who gets what areas! Oh! Sora just took out pikachu! And Sasuke comes and takes him out from behind. Here comes Axel, throwing himself into the fight and screaming at sasuke that he's supposed to be killing sora. And the Hetalia group is here it's... it's... Germany! run away! It's WW3! -runs away screaming-
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Also 2 more ideas.
First:
1- Bring a pillowfull of mentos to Walmart.
2- Grab one of those plastic splash pools.
3- Go to the food area and take tons of 2 liter cokes and pour them into the pool.
4- Pour the entire pillowcase of mentos into the coke.
5- Run away screaming
Then:
1- Record every Target commercial you can find and put it on a DVD.
2- Walk into Walmart and grab a tube of superglue.
3- Put the DVD into the player hooked up to the TV and superglue the door shut.
4- Hook the player up so it plays on ALL of the tv's (if it isn't already)
5- Hit play
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Take all the candy and go the electronics section. Stay there until you explode.
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Run around the entrce at like 8:00 pm in nothing but undergarments/bra with a sterio playing "Sexy and i know it" till the cops come
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Cosplay as Italy, go to the pasta aisle, grab the biggest box of angel-hair noodles, rip it open, and run down the aisles waving the box and a white flag, letting the noodles stream behind you.
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Cosplay as America in a K-Mart anywhere nearby a WalMart, walk to the back and stand face-flat to the wall. Wait until you know somewhere that works there is there, and start crying; "There's no McDonalds/Burger King here. My entire life is a LIE." while sagging down the wall.
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Haha! hetalia cosplay FTW!
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Run around the entrce at like 8:00 pm in nothing but undergarments/bra with a sterio playing "Sexy and i know it" till the cops come
Cosplay as Italy, go to the pasta aisle, grab the biggest box of angel-hair noodles, rip it open, and run down the aisles waving the box and a white flag, letting the noodles stream behind you.
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Cosplay as America in a K-Mart anywhere nearby a WalMart, walk to the back and stand face-flat to the wall. Wait until you know somewhere that works there is there, and start crying; "There's no McDonalds/Burger King here. My entire life is a LIE." while sagging down the wall.
ALL FUNNY
Run around screaming in a Wal-Mart: "KMART RULES AND WALMART, U SUCK!!!" with candy in your pockets and run into all the staff and shove candy in their face! lol
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Hmmm. . . Open the video games they have there and play the xbox/wii/playstation/randomconsolehere with the games. X3
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Cosplay as Italy, go to the pasta aisle, grab the biggest box of angel-hair noodles, rip it open, and run down the aisles waving the box and a white flag, letting the noodles stream behind you.
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Cosplay as America in a K-Mart anywhere nearby a WalMart, walk to the back and stand face-flat to the wall. Wait until you know somewhere that works there is there, and start crying; "There's no McDonalds/Burger King here. My entire life is a LIE." while sagging down the wall.
That's an instant win. I don't know how hard I laughed, but you deserve an award for that. XD
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Walk down the to the candy isle and grab about 5 bags of hersheys kisses and walks to the layway counter, ask them to put it on layaway and if/when they say no scream "THE WOLRD IS A LIE!!!"
and ripping open the bags toss them in his/her/its face then run throagh the toy isle hitting all the buttons and knocking stuff over. ^.^ kicked out= definietly Arrested=Possible O-O
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lol moss...
First, go to the toy isle and get EVERY SINGLE PIECE of candy
Next, go to the video game isle and take EVERY SINGLE video game you can find and brig it along with the toys
Then, go to the counter and when. nobody is looking, stash it somewhere and then go to the tv section and play a target ad and then go to the toy section and crash the shelves and call the staff idiots until u get kicked out lol
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Its like impossable to get kicked out of my Kmart unles you break somthing shop lift stuff like that XD BUTTT
Go to Kmart Get a box of markers/Coloring utencils write on the wall KMART Y U NO SELL GOOD THINGS XD
Then get the runny glue get sparkels and stuff that will stick on glue and cover the wall with sparkels and such :D
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Hide in the massive castle walls of the toilet paper section, then jump out and yell "Get outta my yard!!!" every time someone walks through the aisle. (I've done this.)
Throw various objects over the top of your aisle into other aisle. Then, swiftly walk away. (I haven't done this, although I've been tempted.)
Have yelling arguments with yourself, or a friend in another aisle.
Shopping cart jousting (pool noodles are the preferred weapon of choice).
Build stuff out of the various boxes of dry/baked goods lying around.
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Get ALOT i mean ALOT of paper and some friends to make it faster yet easy cut the paper in small squares just enough to write you will die in X ammount of days (X for like 4, 21 ,3 ect ect) when shopers arnt looking put the paper in the cart they will look at it and read it XD
another
Go to where all the vido games are go get a game dosnt matter go to staff yell THIS IS NOT NARNIA WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?! then run like HELL XD
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Hide in the massive castle walls of the toilet paper section, then jump out and yell "Get outta my yard!!!" every time someone walks through the aisle. (I've done this.)
Throw various objects over the top of your aisle into other aisle. Then, swiftly walk away. (I haven't done this, although I've been tempted.)
Have yelling arguments with yourself, or a friend in another aisle.
Shopping cart jousting (pool noodles are the preferred weapon of choice).
Build stuff out of the various boxes of dry/baked goods lying around.
Get ALOT i mean ALOT of paper and some friends to make it faster yet easy cut the paper in small squares just enough to write you will die in X ammount of days (X for like 4, 21 ,3 ect ect) when shopers arnt looking put the paper in the cart they will look at it and read it XD
another
Go to where all the vido games are go get a game dosnt matter go to staff yell THIS IS NOT NARNIA WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?! then run like HELL XD
I dunno how hard I laughed, but I know my sides hurt lol Btw, I WILL do these when I grow up!
Get some friends some carts and some pool noodles. sit in the carts ad get ur noodles...as your cart moves, shout "FOR FAAAARTIAAA!!!" Then, hit the staff with ur noodles and hightail outta there!
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Kick the clerk over and steal their nametag then check people out and once finished ask them: "Would you like a FREE dead body? :D" if they say no run away with their bags and run to Narnia. :D
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Materials u will need:
10-20 boxes of noodles
A tv
Popcorn
A microwave
Some XL marshmallows
What 2 do:
Go to the microwave and plug it in. Put the marshmallows in it. Set the timer for 1 minute. As the marshmallow is almost ready to blow up, wait and then RUN!!!
Then, sit on the couch and open up whatever food is left. Find materials to make a SMALL campfire and start it. Wait for the staff and then hit him with whatever food u got!
THEN, turn on the TARGET ads on ALL tvs and watch it saying "Walmart sucks! Walmart sucks!"
At long last,get ur *** outta there lol!!
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Cosplay as Italy, go to the pasta aisle, grab the biggest box of angel-hair noodles, rip it open, and run down the aisles waving the box and a white flag, letting the noodles stream behind you.
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Cosplay as America in a K-Mart anywhere nearby a WalMart, walk to the back and stand face-flat to the wall. Wait until you know somewhere that works there is there, and start crying; "There's no McDonalds/Burger King here. My entire life is a LIE." while sagging down the wall.
That's an instant win. I don't know how hard I laughed, but you deserve an award for that. XD
Thank you very much~
*Stands on winner podium dramatically*
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Go into walmart, go to the staff and say: "This place sucks dude! You know why? Because i can't find the bathroom!" :D
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Go into walmart, buy some bread, open the bag and take some bread out and then throw it at the staff. Then say: "Haha! You got hit by your own weapon! Haha!"
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Go into walmart with a toilet costume on and then run around screaming: "I TOLD YOU! SOONER OR LATER SOMEONE WOULD TURN INTO YOUR TOILET!" LOL XD
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Go into walmart with a bag of chips and ask the staff if he knows what is inside the bag. When he says yes, run around with the bag of chips screaming: "HAHAHAHAHA! THE STAFF DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S INSIDE THE BAG!"
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Go inside walmart just before they close and ask the staff if he can come to the bathroom with you. If he asks why say: "Because i'm going to flush you down the toilet!"
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Gwendolen, before the mods come I suggest putting all of your posts into 1.
Anyway, get a pan (preferably cast iron) and run up behind ALL of the staff members and hit em!
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Hahahahahah!
Yell in the intercom !!!!
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Go into walmart and flip backwards around the store. After a while flip on top of one of those things that the people buy your stuff at, and dance. If nothing happends in 3 seconds, start shaking your butt at the person who wants to buy the stuff. LOL XD
Go into walmart with a binky and throw it at someone. Then, go up to a staff member and yell at them. "WHY DID YOU THROW A BINKY AT HIM?!"
Go into walmart and say: "Home depot rocks!"
Go into walmart and ask one of the managers if he/she knows where your comb/brush is. When they say no, ask them why. When they say something, run around screaming. "My hair is going to fall of then!"
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Go to a manager and ask where the calendars are. When they show you, take one of them and look for the last month in that calendar. If that month was December, (I'm not saying that it will be) run around the store screaming: "OH NO! THE WORLD IS GOING TO END IN DECEMBER!" At the top of your lungs. :O
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Go up to the cashier randomly...
"OPPAN GANGMAN STYLE!"
Bonus points if you FORCE the manager to do the dance with you.
XD
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go into walmart and stare at a random person. when they look over at you, make a funny face. when a staff member comes and tells you to stop, make a funny face at him and then run around the store making funny faces at other people. ;) 8)
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Go to Walmart and grab a bunch of cat stuffed animals and start running around like a crazy person yelling at the top of your lungs: GET OUT PEEPS OR MY AWESOME ARMY OF CATS WILL KIILLLLL YOU!!!!" then start throwing kitties at the staff. :3
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Go Into Walmart/Kmart with some people And dance around the store on every isle Doing and yelling OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE at the top of your lungs
Go behind All the staff you come across and Do the Gangnam style behind them untill they turn around and yell THIS IS SPARTAAA then run away
Get friends dress up ALL in the same costume and do the Gangnam style dance around the store untill you get kicked out
go to video games and look at the game and yell OH YEAH OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE
Yell at everyone you see and say I AM ASPARAGUS XD
Go to Walmart You must be a kid Go up to the guys who give out stickers when you get a sticker and start Doing the Gangnam style dance Or kick the dude and yell THIS DUDE IS GONNA GO OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE ON ME RUNNNN!!!
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Go to Walmart and ask the staff where the romance books are. Once they show you, grab a book and look at it for two seconds and then start crying and then throw the book at them and say: This book is too sad! -cries- I want my teddy bear now!" then cling onto the staff's leg like a toddler and let them drag you around the store. Then tug on their shirt while giving the puppy dog face and say: "Can I have my teddy now?" then before they answer run to the stuffed animals and grab a bear and throw it at the staff: "That's my teddy bear! gimme da teddy! gimme da teddy!" then follow him/her around doing Gangnam Style. ;D
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Run around the store pantsing all of the staff XD
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K-mart:
Go to the counter and ask if they have a Pet shop, when/if they say no yell out "THIS!PLACE!SUCKS!...im going to the mall e.e" If they say yes look at them grabs a candy bar and hit them in the face with it, and say"in that case ill buy this"
Wallmart:
Go into the break room {if u do this u best not work there O-O} and walk over to the vending machine, put in a fake dollar bill and when/if it doesnt give you a drink kick it untill security comes. If it does..walk out with a troll-face ^.^
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Bring your iPod, listen to Gagnam Style. Dance to it while knocking all of the items off the shelves.
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Sit on a couch and eat marshmallows and when people pass by, say, "THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING!!" or say "WELCOME TO RUSSIA!" :D
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I'd have to say to break all those bottles of soda and steal a lot of paper towels to soak up that soda.
Great waste of products. C:
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Walk aimlessly through the store, picking up random items and casually tossing them over into the next aisle. Continue walking aimlessly. (Bouncy balls and other lightweight, difficult-to-break items are suggested).
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Walmart:
1) Go to the toddler section and sit in the big bouncy thingy and bounce until the staff comes...
2) Go and get a bag of big marshmallows, then smother the staff in them...
3) Go to the games isle and pick out a random game...Then, if it isn't Pirates of the Carribean (NON LEGO VERSION) go up to one of the staff members and slap them with it until they kick u out.
4) Go around to the staff and sing "HE LIVES IN YOU! HE LIVES IN ME!" at the top of your lungs until you get kicked out. Lol
5) Hide in the toilet paper and when someone comes by, wreck it and run around like you have some crazy people disease!
Kmart:
1) Go and try on millions of clothes and then wear them all to the checkout
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Hmm...
I think you should run in playing annoying songs on your radio like, "We can't stop" Miley Cyrus, other ANNOYING songs from her, and knock everything from the shelves while doing so.
:3
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Cosplay As Jeff The Killer:
Get a mask and spray paint the black around the eye circle. Then paint a smile, similar or exactly like his. Make sure it looks scary, then go up to children, tap them, and when they turn around say "Go To Sleeep" until someone tells the staff to kick you out.
Cosplay As Slendy:
Get a suit and then buy a white mask with no eyes and go behind random people and follow them around the store until they kick you out.
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Cosplay As Jeff The Killer:
Get a mask and spray paint the black around the eye circle. Then paint a smile, similar or exactly like his. Make sure it looks scary, then go up to children, tap them, and when they turn around say "Go To Sleeep" until someone tells the staff to kick you out.
Cosplay As Slendy:
Get a suit and then buy a white mask with no eyes and go behind random people and follow them around the store until they kick you out.
I love you so much for that.
Lol!
Cosplay as a Dalek and run around saying "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!"
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1. Clean out a Windex bottle and put Gatorade in it and pretend to clean any random object in sight with it. Also, don't forget to spray some of it in your mouth, too!
2. Throw random objects at staff and any random person while in Walmart. Then, scream anything random like "THIS CAKE IS A LIE".
All I can think of.
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Walk around the store and if you hear people singing do this:
"DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING?!" And if someone tries to take you away scream: "These voices! AAGH!" and pretend to die. :P
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Come in with blood (really ketchup) on your shirt and come in saying, "It's coming!"
Have someone else come in as a ghoul or something. You decide the rest
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Cosplay As Tenth Doctor:
Go to goodwill and buy something that will make you look like 10the Doctor and run around saying "This needs to be more sonic" Or "THE ANGELS HAVE THE BOX!"
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dont know if dis been said, but heres one:
Have a bag of skittles, choose a isle and run down it, tossing skittles at people's faces and hhead while yelling "TASTE THE RAINBOW"
Love it!
Run down the isles screaming random questions...OR Walk around in an employee outfit and pretend to be a qustioner
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Pretend to be like Sonic the hedgehog, and attack everyone.
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(1) Stick a piece of paper on your forehead that says: Pineapples. Then go to Walmart/Kmart and find a person with sponges in their cart. When you do, jump into the cart and yell as loud as you can(in the rhythm of the Spongebob Title Song)"WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEAA!! THIS LADY'S BUYING SPONGES!!!"
(2) Find the phone on the wall that speaks out over the WHOLE store. Pick it up and say in a really creepy voice "That's what the government WANTS you to think."
(3) Go into an empty aisle. Knock over a bunch of boxes/cans/loud stuff then stay silent for a second. Then shout, "OH MY GOD. THEY DO EXIST"
(4) Go up to random people and walk behind them like a regular person for a little while. Then all of the sudden, jump on their backs and demand a piggy-back ride.
(5) Find one person and keep yelling/demanding to know where they put your mustard.
(6) Go into the electronics section and ask to see one of their gameplay devices (Gameboy, DS, etc). They'll get one out and let you hold it and look at it. Act like normal and take it, studying it. Then look up and say, "Okay." Then continue to head towards the exit with the electronic still in your hands.
(7) Find the karaoke station. Grab one that's out on display. Turn it on and sing at your LOUDEST AND WORST pitch you can. And sing the WORST song you can think of.
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Shout "SEGA!" as loud as you can.
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My apologies if any of the followin' has already been stated before me:
` Switch the women's and men's signs for the restroom, sit back, and watch the chaos.
` Randomly fall to the ground in the middle of the store coverin' yer ears and scream, "THE VOICES!" for a few seconds before gettin' back up and actin' completely normal.
` Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a bar code on yer forehead.
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1. Grab a bag of marshmallows, and eat them without paying.
2. (If you are female) Go in the men's restroom, and hear men screaming.
3. Watch Happy Tree Friends on the TVs on display.
4. Sing "His World" (Yes, the song "His World" from Sonic 2006) as loud as you can.
5. Grab a radio, turn it on, and dance to the music in the middle of the store.
6. Hook a video game system to one of the TV's on display, and insert a Sonic 2006 (Yes, I like the game Sonic 2006) disc, and play it.
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My apologies if any of the followin' has already been stated before me:
` Switch the women's and men's signs for the restroom, sit back, and watch the chaos.
` Randomly fall to the ground in the middle of the store coverin' yer ears and scream, "THE VOICES!" for a few seconds before gettin' back up and actin' completely normal.
` Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a bar code on yer forehead.
Love the last one!
I would go around and slap the staff and shout "where is it?!"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8FVMcV7QYk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8FVMcV7QYk)
Being these people. ^
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Cosplay As Percy Jackson:
Walk around with a bunch of waterbottles in a belt on you and splash them on people while wearing a wig like percy jackon's and his outfit. Then say "I'm Percy Jackson!"
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Set an alarm clock on display's alarm to the next minute and listen to the people scream at the alarm.
Go on a computer on display and go on feralheart.com, download feralheart and make a character, and play around until the staff goes to kick you out and blame the download on a person near you.
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Pretend to be insane and scare the f**k outta kids
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Run up to an employee and demand for them to carry you around.
X'D These are gold.
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Throw bread at the manager and employees, Grabs the microphone and yel TWINKIKES XD
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*TWINKIES
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=glgblV7Un_g (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glgblV7Un_g)
This guy doing a "Gallon Smash' prank over and over in different stores. Nuff Said
(My favorite one is where the guy tries to help him up and he slips and falls on him.)
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Run into the store and scream, "THERE'S A SALE GOING ON AT TARGET."
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Go into K-Mart and ask them for a 50ft garden hose and if they don't have it say:
"I'M GOING TO WAL-MART, AND WHEN I GET BACK I WILL KNOCK YOU OUT WITH A WRECKING BALL!!"
If they DO say:
"Well F**K YOU!"
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Knock off all the books on the shelves and when the staff comes to you yell "YOU DID IT! PICK THAT CRAP UP RIGHT NOW!"
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Run around the store screaming (And pushing people over), "THIS IS SPARTA!"
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"I need a horse" *ahem* nuff said
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"I need a horse" *ahem* nuff said
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Yell out "I GOT FRIGGIN PROBLEMS!"
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When checking out, demand they give you a sale price on cookies.
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Invite 3 of your friends and then have them and yourself act like you have problems. Like screaming very loud until someone dies.
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Release wild birds into the building. >:D
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Eviiil. Go running around singing "Go put your hands down put your hands down" and have a lead sing: "My songs know what you did in the daaaaaaaaark" XD
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Run around and look like a fool :P
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Hold a fake sword up ti dere necks
and say, "Yo, where's meh cookeh?"
~CL138198
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Continue to run around like a fool :P
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Argue with someone random about where your cheetos bag is. For example...
"WHERE DID YOU PUT MY CHEETOS BAG?!" And try to sound like a crazy person.
Also... Go to the place where they place cheeto bags or anything random, really, and say "THE BAGS. THEY HAUNT ME!" And go crazy once you say something about any kind of junk food bag haunting you.
I have no idea. xD
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Argue with someone random about where your cheetos bag is. For example...
"WHERE DID YOU PUT MY CHEETOS BAG?!" And try to sound like a crazy person.
Also... Go to the place where they place cheeto bags or anything random, really, and say "THE BAGS. THEY HAUNT ME!" And go crazy once you say something about any kind of junk food bag haunting you.
I have no idea. xD
*dies of laughter*
Go up to someone and slap them and scream "WHERE ARE PERCY JACKSON AND THE OTHERS?!" And see what they do
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Run around the store screaming, "THE VOICES SPEAK TO ME!"
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Ride in one of those 'senior only' vehicles and crash into everything while screaming "chaaaaarge!"
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Ride in one of those 'senior only' vehicles and crash into everything while screaming "chaaaaarge!"
LOL
Ride inside of a cart holding a pool noodle and act like your a jousting.
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LOL
Ride inside of a cart holding a pool noodle and act like your a jousting.
I just died when I saw this
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Kick the staff in the shin and laugh like an insane person.
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Kill the marshmallows
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Demand the staff retrieve their manger, just so you can say hi.
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Two Words: Human catapult
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Two Words: Human catapult
LOL L.O.L.
Run up to everyone and demand they join your Walmart/Kmart army.
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Two Words: Human catapult
LOL L.O.L.
Run up to everyone and demand they join your Walmart/Kmart army.
XD
Start randomly singing really loud and hammer wood onto things
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1. Enter Walmart.
2. Go into the junk food isle.
3. Start laughing your head off and flail your arms around on the precious doritos and cheetos and knock everything off the shelves until you're kicked out.
Yeah. Logic. cB
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Walmart) Find Cheetos
Walmart2) Get ALL the Cheetos
Walmart3) Try to check out with the 1,000 you have
Walmart4) Laugh insanely
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Why dosent anyone think my ideas are good?))
Throw all the video games off the video game shelf.
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Mayah, we do think your ideas are good, it's just we're not saying it out loud. ;u;
Create a castle of toilet paper rolls and when someone comes by, begin raging and breaking it apart, like tearing it and throwing random bags of cheetos at them.
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Two Words: Lemon Juice
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1) Run up and down the isles yelling I'm the marsh mellow man! Then start throwing marshows at people. xD
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1. Grab all the muffins and start a muffin war.
2. HAVE A PIE EATING CONTEST!
3. Attempt to make a shirt out of marshmellows.
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Go in as The Ghostbusters and destroy everything :P
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Go to the Wii U on display, destroy the glass box it is in, grab a game on one of the shelves for the Wii U, put in the game, and play the game until the staff goes to kick you out, and blame breaking the glass box on them.
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Go to the pet department, grab a bag of dog/cat food, go onto the top of one of the shelves and wait until someone enters the dog/cat food aisle and then open the bag and pour the kibble onto them and scream "it's RAINING kibble!". If you have a another bag with you then do the same when someone else enters the aisle until you get caught by staff.....then RUN as fast as you can out of the store.
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Ride around in those senior only mobiles and chase an employee yelling EVVVVVVIIIIILLLLLLLL! Slap the manger and run away laughing like your insane.
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Ride around in those senior only mobiles and chase an employee yelling EVVVVVVIIIIILLLLLLLL! Slap the manger and run away laughing like your insane.
You ARE insane jk
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Yush I am, It's meh job to be XD)))
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Sing the Teletubbies theme song to scare people to death. Yes, Teletubbies IS SO EVIL! When someone dies shout "EVIL" so loud that all the people in the store can hear you.
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Hide in the bedroom department and sleep in one of the beds during the night and wait for an employee to wake you up.. When that happens, just yell; "oh damn, I'm late for class again!" And run
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Okay, you're gonna need a friend to do this. One of you dress up as Robin Thicke and the other dresses like Miley Cyrus and have Miley twerk on Robin in the busiest spot in the store.
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Go to the busiest spot of the door and pull your pants down when nobody is looking, yell, "WAFFLES AND POTATOES!" In your weirdest voice.
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You will need a guitar, and one of your friends to do this.
Sit on one of the shelves, (Near a piano on display) and you play the guitar and your friend plays the piano.
Play this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzS4OJP-YMk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzS4OJP-YMk)
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You will need a guitar, and one of your friends to do this.
Sit on one of the shelves, (Near a piano on display) and you play the guitar and your friend plays the piano.
Click on this link and play the song in the link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzS4OJP-YMk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzS4OJP-YMk)
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go to the food section garb a ham and when the staff is not looking and throw it at a wall and count how any people flip out and go for it. XD
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Flirt with anyone and everything you meet.
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Lie to everyone asking where your gigantic ham went, make sure you get the biggest/fattest piece of ham in the store, smack it down in the busiest spot of the store when the staff is not looking, and count how many people run for it or try to grab it. XD
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Ram your cart into another person's cart while shouting EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Then slap 100 people and punch the manager while laughing insanely.
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Not sure if these ones have been done, but first one is to run around the store, pushing a friend in a shopping cart while screaming: "The British are coming!" over and over again.
The other one is to walk into a bathroom stall, wait a few moments, then scream at the top of your lungs: "There's no toilet paper in here!!!"
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Buy a television and demand they set it up in store for your own personal lounge. Eheheh.
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Let's hope this hasn't been done...
Go into the toys section, grab a hula-hoop, and try and throw it on top of another shopper (like horseshoes, only with people and hula-hoops). If you make it, do an epic fist pump and scream loudly, "YES!" Then, ask the person if they want to join you. If you miss, immediately collapse on the ground and start sobbing loudly.
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Walk around the store making random animal noises.
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Again, hoping nobody's said this:
Go into an empty check-out lane either as the clerk or as a customer.
As clerk: When you get customers, ask them obnoxious questions, like "Are you single?" or "Hey there gorgeous, would you like a free autograph?" and give them ridiculous costs for their food. (EX: "Those bananas will be $99.99, please!")
As customer: Drum your fingers on the counter impatiently. After a few minutes, start yelling loudly, "I'm over here, you morons! Come and pay me!" Then, if nobody pays attention to you, start having a breakdown and yell, "Nobody loves me!"
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Touch every piece of food you see and knock it over.
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Go to the furniture section and fall asleep on one of the couches.
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Go to the furniture section and fall asleep on one of the couches.
LOL.
Anyways, hug everybody in the store.
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Hack into the intercom and sing -rather horribly- to everyone about how much you love sandwiches
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Select any one of the staff and follow them around all day.
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Run around with a Sharpie/Sharpies in various colors and draw mustaches on every single person you can. And goatees, if you can.
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See a person near you and slap them and say "Shut up I dont care." and sing "LALALALALALALALALA" until you get kicked out.
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If it's snowing, open the doors and prop them open so snow flies in and then start singing Christmas carols
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dFUMbQNQhc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dFUMbQNQhc)
Its so funny! You might get kicked out that way!
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Walk around the store and grab anything (Food art supplies etc etc) every time you pick something up you drop it and yell WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME? then walk away and do it repeatedly until you get kicked up
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Eat from the produce section.
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Grab a bag of marshmallows, open it, and pour it everywhere and shout "ITS RAINING MARSHMALLOWS!"
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Throws snowballs at people.
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Get the biggest banana in the store, take off the banana peel, swing it around like crazy, and yell, "BA NA NA BA NAANNANANMNA BUN NANANA BANNNNAANANNAN BANANNANAN BANNA!"
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New's reporter: "The suspect was seen wearing a Sora cosplay inside a local Walmart today. Sources tell us the alleged female was seen screaming the words "Eat freeze" while shooting icey blasts from a large key-like sword at a hartless plush doll. Dragged by security Shiro Takai was thrown out of the store and banned with possible fines for damaged equipment. No Injuries were reported, however, about 23 people appear to have lost their hearts."
Shiro: "IT WAS KAIRI" D:
FFFT. It's all Kairi's fault.
Sora, hand over Biyomon. You aren't allowed to steal other things from other games and you aren't authorized to have your Digimon anymore.
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Get the biggest banana in the store, take off the banana peel, swing it around like crazy, and yell, "BA NA NA BA NAANNANANMNA BUN NANANA BANNNNAANANNAN BANANNANAN BANNA!"
sounds like Aximili (probably misspelled his name) is at it again!
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Take a waffle and start screaming "I FOUND A WAFFLE" while waving it furiously in your hand.
-ducks at sight of flying log-
Jake: Ax! What did u do in Wal-Mart?!?!?! Aximili(Ax)(name probably misspelled): <Wut? Oh yeah! I remember now! I slung a waffle while yelling, "I FOUND A WAFFLE!!!" And got kicked out after I ate all teh cinnamon buns!> Jake: O_O *facepalms self and Ax* You're an idiot
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Roll across the floor and throw marshmallows at people
Ax is at it again!
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Sing the banana song in a banana custom and do the gangnam style dance all the way down every isle you can.
Also, please do not triple post/double post, Galen. ^^ You can edit your last post and still quote those people instead next time.~
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Get a radio and turn on the least favorite music in the world. Dance to it yelling, "I'M AN IDIOT!" and pull down your pants.
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Oh ok hugrf thanks.
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Can't believe no one said these... 1.) dress up like Gandalf (including staff), stand by the entrance to an aisle, and when someone walks by or tries to get in, yell YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!! at the top of your lungs. 2.) dress like a Dalek and run around screaming at the top of your lungs THE DOCTOR'S AFTER ME!!! 3.) dress like a Dalek and hide in a clothing rack. When someone tries to pick a shirt/pants yell EXTERMATE!!!! as loud as you can and repeditly.
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1.) Take as many things off the shelves as possible, yell, "WHO DID THIS?" And kick the items around.
2.) Turn on loud music that is popular and then sing the words or sounds to the song at the top of your lungs as long as possible.
3.) Turn on the song Dragonborn on the intercome and yell, "I AM THE DRAGONBORN! FUS RO DAH!"
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I know the last post was 2 months ago, but I wanna revive this.))
Walk in and yell "IM SHADOW THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM!" and get in a fight with someone.
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1. Go crazy and knock everything off the shelves, yelling, "OOOPS I'M SO CLUMSY OOOOPS!"
2. Hide on a shelf and then jump off on somebody yelling, "SPIDER MAN POWER!"
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Jump on the checkout isles and use an intercom to sing loudly to Blonde's song Call Me.
I had to revive this I'm so sorry lol.
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XD
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Constantly shout LOL LOL LOL I R WEARING SPEEDOES while wearing speedos in Walmart. o_o
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Walk in with a dog costume on, and pretend you are a dog. See what everyone says. DO ITTT
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Come in Walmart, acting tacky. Like, wear tacky clothes and shiz.
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Wear an Elmo costume and follow a family all around the entire store creepily.
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Throw away all the razors. #SaveTheBeards
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Argue with your cashier about a fake coupon that was drawn on cardboard with a marker.
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Take all the plastic grocery bags and jump off shelves pretending they're parachutes.
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Grab a watermelon and smash it on the ground.
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Run up to the cashier and stare into their face for a very long time, before gasping and pointing at them, shouting "FATHER! IT'S YOOOOU!" and then start hugging them everywhere and lead them around the store.
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Walk into walmart and start scooting around on the ground like an inch worm while screaming "WALMART HAS AN INCHWORM PROBLEM!" or Take a bunch of crab plushies in a bag to walmart and start yelling "Crab people!" over and over while throwing crab plushies at people :3
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Bring most of your kitty plushies, and then throw them at people while saying, "Here, have a kitten!" in the cutest voice you can.
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Step 1. Wear a backpack.
Step. 2. Grab a canteen.
Step 3. Tear the plastic toy bugs out of their home and pretend you're eating them. If anyone walks by, scream at them, "I'M SURVIVNG IN THE WILDERNESS! AREN'T YOU PROUD OF ME MOM?!" or "I'M BEAR GRYLLS!"
.......//brick'd//......
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Take a bike off the rack and ride around ringing the bell and get a lollipop and when people look at you, stop and say, "I can explain." Then run away xD
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Turn the store into a Hunger Games arena, and anybody in the store becomes a Tribute. :D
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Go to the clothing section, grab as many pairs of jeans as you can, wrap them around yourself and throw any leftover pants at people and scream "THE PANTS REVOLUTION IS AT HAND! FOR HONOR, MY BROTHERS!"
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Throw any kinds of green craft material everywhere, screaming "THIS IS THE BUSH APOCALYPSE, EVERYBODY! BE PREPARED!" Or something like that. Do not forget; Act like your crazy and continue shrieking for your life all evening until you get thrown out.
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Dress up as eyeless jack and ask Employees for thei kidneys and then when the say no walk away all sad and hide in a clothes rack XD
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Go to the toys section, grab as many Ken dolls as you POSSIBLY can hold, unbox them all, climb ontop of one of the shelves, throw them at random people and sing "ITS RAINING KEN! HALLELUJIAH!" (pretty much the song It's Raining Men, but with Ken instead of Men) at the top of your lungs. Rinse and repeat until you get kicked out.
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Get one of those toys where you can beat them up and they'll respond, like the Wrestling Practice Superman or whatever, and whoever comes into the area near you, just throw that toy at them, singing "Beat It" by Micheal Jackson until someone kicks you out. Lol.
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Grab anything nearby and chew on it, and sing the Nom Nom Nom song for however long you stay there.
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Shout ASCII art with all the _/><.__\) things spoken. And then rip open a bunch of magnetic letters and try to make art of whatever the ASCII art was supposed to be.
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Cosplay as Ash from Pokemon (You must have a toy pikachu and an Ash cosplay costume to do this.) and shout "Pikachu, use thunderbolt" and keep shouting it when someone comes near you until you get kicked out.
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Go to the frozen food section, get tons of chickens, then go get some candles and red thread. In the middle of the store, make a circle of candles, connect them with the thread, and unwrap the chickens, placing them around the edge of the ring. Light the candles and get a Ken doll. Wait for someone to walk past you, then scream "FROM THY HEART, I STABBETH THEE! FOR BETSY! SACRIFICE SACRIFICE!" and throw the ken doll in the middle of the circle, stabbing him with a plastic fork.
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Just act like Navi.
That'll getcha kicked out everywhere, trust me.
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Be Fi and shout, "HERO! YOUR WII REMOTE'S BATTERY LIFE IS LOW!" until you are kicked out.
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Be Fi and shout, "HERO! YOUR WII REMOTE'S BATTERY LIFE IS LOW!" until you are kicked out.
Yeah, and that too. O-O
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Dress up as Freddy Fazbear and scare people..
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You could always dump Hershey Syrup all over yourself as you wear unicorn and dinosaur helmets and ride little pink bicycles around while you have another person on the back going, "RIDE INTO BATTLE, MY WARRIORS" as you hold a big teddy bear in your arm then a broom in your other hand. Then you can start a big war with broomsticks and teddy bears.
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If you have a fursuit go to walmart or k-mart and say "I was a genetic experiment they did here. Don't go near the back rooms!" to anyone who walks in the front door.
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Start hiding in obvious places around staff and when one asks you to come out run and away while screaming hysterically like a child and "MUMMY WHERE ARE YOU MUMMY I DON'T LIKE IT"
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Get all the soup and start an aisle soup kitchen for invisable people.
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Attempt to use all the dove soap in any way possible, such as making a tower or fort of soap and if there is any, throw baguette or any type of strange bread at bypassers while using the soap creation as a shield.
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Play an album as loud as possible while dancing in a tutu and horse mask.
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Cosplay as Loki, and act just like him...nuff said.
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Point at several pudgy people not wearing their size and say: "Hey! Your belly bra stopped working!"
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Scream fire while running around the store. Hehehe
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get a fake plastic wand and scream "GIMME ALL YOUR CANDY OR I'LL TURN YOU INTO FROGS!!!" at random people XD
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Take out a box of toy snakes, throw them at people and sing anaconda.
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Bring a cake with extra frosting and say "I AIN"T GOT TIME TO SHARE. IM EATIN' DIS BY MYSELF" to everyone
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Go to the treehouse/playhouse area thing and snipe people with Nerf guns.
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Go to the home section and break all the mirrors with a hammer. Hammer time!
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(http://i1254.photobucket.com/albums/hh619/Kaniki_Minton/tumblr_mn63g8BHjo1srzpj3o1_500_zpsuyknyfh3.gif) (http://s1254.photobucket.com/user/Kaniki_Minton/media/tumblr_mn63g8BHjo1srzpj3o1_500_zpsuyknyfh3.gif.html)
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(http://i1254.photobucket.com/albums/hh619/Kaniki_Minton/tumblr_mn63g8BHjo1srzpj3o1_500_zpsuyknyfh3.gif) (http://s1254.photobucket.com/user/Kaniki_Minton/media/tumblr_mn63g8BHjo1srzpj3o1_500_zpsuyknyfh3.gif.html)
The simplest of things amuse me, and this is one of them.
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(http://i1254.photobucket.com/albums/hh619/Kaniki_Minton/tumblr_mn63g8BHjo1srzpj3o1_500_zpsuyknyfh3.gif) (http://s1254.photobucket.com/user/Kaniki_Minton/media/tumblr_mn63g8BHjo1srzpj3o1_500_zpsuyknyfh3.gif.html)
The simplest of things amuse me, and this is one of them.
The movie amuses everyone and I've worked out that it'd amuse the shop owners also.
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Throwing forks and knives at random people.
Yay for silverware weapons.
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Pour chocolate all over the floor and try to make a milk angel out of it while yelling IM CRAZY FOR MILK!
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Run through all the clothing and suit crap like a crazy thing holding jugs of milk that are opened, screaming "I'M BATEMAN!"
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Stand.
Once someone passes you,
Attack them and say "THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!"
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Gather up a bunch of soup cans and when people pass throw the cans at them while screaming "DONT YOU WANT YOUR SOUP MARGRET! MARGRET EAT YOUR SOUP!!!" XD
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Start complimenting the cashier and not leaving in the most crowded line, and when they tell you that you need to leave start sobbing and yell "BUT WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER! DON'T YOU LOVE ME!" and knock down items from the shelves.
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Dress up as a dinosaur, pour fake blood all over yourself and shriek uncontrollably while running in circles.
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Jump up on a shelf while wearing a tutu and a unicorn mask and start dancing to "Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows" on a loop and turned up to its highest volume. And grab jars on glitter and confetti and bags of Skittles and dump them on people while yelling "This is the magical essence of unicorn farts!" And throw Cosmic Brownies at people and yell "Eat the unicorn poop!"
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Go to a cashier and plank on the counter.
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Tapdance on the cashier table dancing to the fnaf song lol
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Get a Shrek costume, put a nic cage mask on it, then twerk in the toy department.
or or
Yell at a women about religion and how paper towels are against your god at a women
picking up brawny paper towels, like i did <3
Or do this, like Damian did in this video. Be aware, it's quite NSFW and PG-13
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Dress up like Gamzee and act like him. That will get you kicked out for sure XD
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Be Justin Bieber and sing until all the fangirls break the store XD
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Break through a wall, Kool-Aid man style and through juiceboxes at people.
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Throw skittles on people and say
FART DA RAINBOW.
TASTE THE RAINBOW.
BARF THE RAINBOW.
IN THAT ORDER.
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Get a broom and ride it, then put jelly beans in your pocket. Get a stick and pretend to fly in the broom. Go up to strangers and say "Yellow, mellow, jelly beans!" then throw jelly beans at them then pretend to fly on the broom and yell out "FOR HOGWARTS!"
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Randomly take a food item, eat a bite, and set it back down XD
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Playing a round of Mario Kart, with plastic balls and Razor Crazy Carts.
Not wise. Nope. xD
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Randomly fart in line
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Walk around with a tub of Nutella shoved down the back of your trousers. Every now and again, dip your fingers "discreetely" in the tub while there's someone watching and eat it.
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Take 321 selfies on one of the laptops there o0o
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Grab a grey cup and put it on your fist and run around like Foxy screaming, "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" All the time and throw random candies at strangers.
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Casually tap-dance on kid's toys :P
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Ram into the shelves and knock everything off with a pan.
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Turn the electronics section into a petting zoo. Bonus points if any of the staff are non-fatally allergic to animal hair.
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Call everyone Bob, no matter what gender they are XD
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Grab as many shopping carts as you can drag and parade around the store, offering people rides (in said shopping carts).
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Play What Does The Fox Say over and over again until everyone gets annoyed.
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Go around in the isles and scream BONNEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BONNEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Grab a water gun, go to the bathroom and fill up the water gun. Get your friend to push you in a shopping cart around the store making police alarm noises while shooting the water gun at everybody and knocking things off shelves.
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Use the laptops in-store to download/play stuff o3o
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Get a broom and ride on it like a witch and go through the story laughing like a witch.
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Go around sniffing people and say
YOU SMELL GUUD
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Eat a bunch of beans and fart alot.
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Get ice cream and eat it in front of an employee and get another and another and keep on eating it until you get kicked out of the store.
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Dress like miley cyrus and twerk everywhere o.o
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Sneak up behind an employee as quietly as possible, lean in as close as you can and whisper "The truth is out there.." Then breath heavily in the persons' ear.
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come in with a lot of peridot disturbed face cut-outs and tape them on all of the guacamole doritos
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open all the dog treats and go around the store eating them and barking occasionally.
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Go up to a random person, give them Monopoly money in a briefcase, and say...
"You know what to do."
In a weird accent..
and walk away :P
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Wear a FNAF shirt and go where all the kids are.
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Casually nom everyone's hair.
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Fart in someone's face and shout "I summon forth the demons from the deapths of my butt!"
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OmgAshyakYou'reHilarious.
Eat lots of peanut butter MNM's and breathe in people's faces.
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Wear a diaper and shove beans in it and run around screaming "Mummy I need my poo sack changed!"
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BELLY FLOP
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EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP. *Falls down* (It's perfect)
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Play the X files theme out loud and yell "THE ILLUMINATI IS COMING! RUN!"
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Run around in Skyrim cosplay fighting an invisible dragon.
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Just stand at the checkout, not moving until the manager pulls you by the ankles.
I probably just wasted my time posting this...
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Jump on the checkout table thingy, screaming "FOR NARNIAAAAAA"
And stab the cashier with a tube worm (Y'know, that swimming thingy :P)
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Casually blockade the walking isles with karts
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Dress up as Springtrap and go around screeching at people
[With a hidden camera to see their reactions...xD]
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Dress up as Springtrap and go around screeching at people
[With a hidden camera to see their reactions...xD]
or just dress up as any of the animatronics XD
fill a bowl with candy and offer it to someone and when they go to take a piece of candy throw it in their face and run off screaming
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Scream miaou (French for meow) in the manager's face
Shove the manager's face in a waffle iron
Punch them in the face and shout "Oh yeah!"
~suggested by mysticwolf224
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take a pet/ mostly a dog in the store and pretend your blind but you go take a seat with you from like the other coletions take the games unwrap game of your choice go to a big flat screen tv sit down play the game with your pet.
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1: Hook yourself up to the mainframe.
2: Unleash neurotoxin upon the store.
3: Don't get kicked out because everybody is dead.
4: Turn the whole place into one big testing facility.
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^ YUS. THAT IS BEAUTIFUL
Throw whatever awkward item you can find (pads, condoms, etc.) at random people and hide behind the shelves if they spot you.
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take hostage of the guy or girl behind the info desk and start singing Madonna at the top of your lungs into the microphone
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Take a group of cosplaying friends and have the one dressed up as Luffy scream "I'M GOING TO BECOME KING OF THE PIRATES" in everyone's faces.
Reenact scenes from Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart in the middle of the plant isle.
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take the help desk mic and scream a bunch of Game of Thrones spoilers and watch the world burn
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Dress up in all pink, yell the hamster dance song, all while twerking in front of the security cameras and singing "GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT!" at people, interrupting the hamster dance.
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Dress up as a peanut and throw peanuts and peanut butter at people and scream "ALL HAIL THE PEANUT KING!" at the top of your lungs.
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Act like Robin Hood and steal from people's carts.
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Rob someone's cart slobbering and spitting at their owner and eat their food-related stuff from the cart.
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Step 1. If you have the ability to do so, break into a Nissan and ram it into the front of Walmart.
Step 2. Come out dressed as a Sith and threaten random people constantly with your lightsaber for cheesepuffs or whatever object you desire.
You're probably going to get arrested but also get kicked out of Walmart so that counts, right? BD ...Right?
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Hook up a DVD player to a TV on display (Or just put the DVD in if the TV has a built-in DVD player) and put a Regular Show, Adventure Time, etc. DVD in there, then watch it until they kick you out.
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Lick all the apples...
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You will need a friend so you and your friend can do both methods you see here.
Regular Show method:
You and your friend act like Mordecai and Rigby and say things they would normally say (such as "Yayuuuuh!") until you get kicked out.
Adventure Time method:
You and your friend act like Finn/Fiona and Jake/Cake. Pretend someone is a monster and fight them and when a staff member comes to kick you out, pretend he/she is the Ice King/Ice Queen and shout "You cant steal princesses/princes, Ice King/Queen!" as they kick you out.
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This requires a few friends.
Person #1:
Dresses up as Amethyst from Steven Universe and acts all playful like her and messes around with the food in the store.
Person #2:
Dresses up as Garnet from Steven Universe and acts very mature and chill like her and is being very ignorant. (Basically acts like Garnet)
Person #3:
Dresses up as Steven from Steven Universe and acts playful and child-like while trying to get all the sweets in the store and playing with Amethyst.
Person #4:
Dresses up as Pearl from Steven Universe and acts very mature and trying to get Amethyst to behave. She's also saying stuff like, "Why are we here anyway? We gems don't really need to eat.." And she's being bored by the store because they don't have to do with anything she can teach Steven about.
Basically keep doing this until Amethyst and Steven get the entire group kicked because their playing with the food and eating it.
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One way would be to walk close to an employee and follow them the whole time while rubbing your hands together saying, "Yeah, you know what you did, think you slick."
For an added bonus, do this to the cashier or janitor!
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Go to Walmart and ask how to get to Kmart.
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Go to Walmart and say, "I can't get out of my car, help!" Even though you're not in your car.
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Get two people to dress up as a horse (two people in a horse costume, like the classic partner horse costume) and eat the apples, then put the apple cores on the shelf or throw them on the floor.
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Get an army of people in fursuits and play ball with all the fruit until you get kicked out of the store.
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Dress up as a fursuit period.
I've done that and I've been kicked out...
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Dress up as a fursuit period.
I've done that and I've been kicked out...
One person went to Target and fursuited and didn't get kicked out. They had gotten permission from the people though, since they had called and asked.
Anyway.
Eat all of the lunchables.
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Have a cosplay convention at Walmart without letting any employees know about it beforehand.
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Tell the manager that they will get bees for Christmas. Idka
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Tell the manager that they will get bees for Christmas. Idka
Tell the manager that they will get bees wasps for Christmas.
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Act like a wolfaboo and say stuff a wolfaboo would usually say such as, "BAWWWWWW KEL HOOMINS INSTAD OF WOLFS!!!!!!!!!!111"
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Sing the fan Steven Universe homeworld gems theme to the humans while cosplaying as Jasper, Lapis, and Peridot.
Here's a link to it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8dw0ICacAg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8dw0ICacAg)
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Unleash an army of stinkbugs covered in spikes.
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Unleash an ultimate army of toads inside from within your pants.
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Unleash an army of bees and wasps with troll face masks.
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Run around with a troll face mask trolling people. Also, sing or play the troll song into the microphone loudly.
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Dress up as a fat rat and play the saxophone however your not really playing in it, there is actually the song Timelapse playing by The Fat Rat on your phone which is inside the saxophone and walk around the store until you get kicked out.
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Dress up in some of costume and just go around filming people saying "Woah i think we've found a ghost" and slap them or poke them or something to annoy them then run away saying "nope never mind!" until you're kicked out
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Ask a walmart employee for directions to Kmart.
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Run around naked screaming Walmart/Kmart sucks, and no one should buy groceries from there.
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Impersonate an employee and steal the money from behind the cash register.
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Go and knock out all of the security cameras, and moon the manager.
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Eat a cash register.
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Eat an employee
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Poop in the cash register.
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Eat Fizzy.
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Destorying everything that is perfectly put in place with a bat.
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Tell everyone you're the manager's son/daughter and get free stuff.
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Try to cook food and snacks in the meat section.
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Steal the meats from the meat section, copy Lady Gaga's meat dress, and frolic around the store.
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Bring a pack of dogs into Walmart and unleash them in the meat and deli section.
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Show the manager this thread on FeralHeart and then do the last thing that was posted on this thread.
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Eat the manager.
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Steal someone's purse in the parking lot.
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Trash someone's car.
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Sit on top of the meat section while singing covers of songs and throwing meat everywhere.
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Dance ontop of a shelf and throw various food items at people.
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Get party ribbons and get lots of different products, climb on top of one of the TVs and dress up as Santa throwing the products around at everybody with the party ribbons screaming, "Marry Christmas!"
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Run in with a fursuit on saying you're going to.. well okay why did my mind go there just now...? Nevermind, just steal everything.
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Run in with a fursuit costume of Peridot on saying you're going to.. well okay why did my mind go there just now...? Nevermind, just steal everything.
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Run in with a fursuit costume of Peridot on saying you're going to.. well okay why did my mind go there just now...? Nevermind, just steal everything.
I must do this.
Also dressed as Peridot you run around screaming that the place is infested with Stevens, and that you're going to take over the earth.
You pick a fight with the manager, and if he/she doesn't give up the money, then you will send your gang after them.
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Run in with a fursuit costume of Peridot on saying you're going to.. well okay why did my mind go there just now...? Nevermind, just steal everything.
I must do this.
Also dressed as Peridot you run around screaming that the place is infested with Stevens, and that you're going to take over the earth.
You pick a fight with the manager, and if he/she doesn't give up the money, then you will send your gang after them.
While your friend dressed up as Peridot screams that there is an infestation of Stevens walk in the store dressed up as Jasper and tell Peridot to vaporize stuff and really she just throws them.
Throw plushies at employees.
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Crash into the store with a plane disguised as a giant green hand
Scream you're going to kill everyone there.
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Make a cardboard gem destabilizer, get a lot of friends that are dressed up as their gemsonas or favorite gems and dress up as Peridot hitting them with the gem destabilizer. Your friends will fall over when you hit them with the gem destabilizer.
Wear all the jewelry screaming, "I'M THE BOSS GIMME ALL YO MONEY!"
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Make a cardboard gem destabilizer, get a lot of friends that are dressed up as their gemsonas or favorite gems and dress up as Peridot hitting them with the gem destabilizer. Your friends will fall over when you hit them with the gem destabilizer.
Wear all the jewelry screaming, "I'M THE BOSS GIMME ALL YO MONEY!"
Wherever you live, we need to meet up someplace some time, and do that.
Run to the manager and scream "BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!"
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Make a cardboard gem destabilizer, get a lot of friends that are dressed up as their gemsonas or favorite gems and dress up as Peridot hitting them with the gem destabilizer. Your friends will fall over when you hit them with the gem destabilizer.
Wear all the jewelry screaming, "I'M THE BOSS GIMME ALL YO MONEY!"
Wherever you live, we need to meet up someplace some time, and do that.
Run to the manager and scream "BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!"
I live in La La Land, I'll be Peridot.
Say on the speakers, "BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!"
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Dress up as MLPs and pretend to use magic when really you're throwing things everywhere
Cosplay as FMA characters and pretend you're using alchemy.
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Stand too close to everyone, and whisper "I drive by your house everyday in hopes that you notice me, senpai."
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Go up to employees screaming, "NOTICE ME SENPAI!"
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Dress up as Garnet, and have the instrumental version of Stronger Than You playing, and sing it with a really creak-y voice, and punch random people.
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dress up in a fursuit with your friends and run around Wal-mart with loud music playing and if someone asks what you're doing tell them it's Anthrocon XD
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Steal money from everyone's wallet, and blame it on senpai.
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Play the FNaF 1 scream soundbyte over and over again at full volume on a boom box, dressed in a horrible cardboard foxy fursuit and yell at people.
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News report: There was a female running around in walmart, wearing a Regular Show-themed shirt, throwing cereal at everyone. The alleged child, appearing to be 12 or 13, also spent the night in one of the beds that day. when she woke up, she continued throwing cereal at everyone, but as she was getting kicked out, she yelled out "IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE NAMED MALWART, NOT WALMART!".
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Pelt people in the butt with eggs while sitting on an aisle wall in a crappy egg suit with a boombox singing "Humpty Dumpty" dubstep remixes.
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Get a banana suit and get a computer playing the Banana Song at full volume and dance to the song.
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Scream that you will kill everyone with your pink lion pet.
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Scream that you will kill everyone with Lion from Steven Universe your pink lion pet.
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Play hopscotch on the customers' heads.
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Ask the manager if they have "dog eggs"
I was going to say "I like dogs" and "I like frog legs" and it just came out "Dog eggs." For some reason xD
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Grab all the dolls and throw them in the air screaming, "IT'S RAINING DOLLS!"
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Tell people they've dropped their money, and when they look down, steal all their money.
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Tell people they've dropped their money, and when they look down, steal all their money pickpocket them.
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Tell people they've dropped their money, and when they look down, steal all their money pickpocket them call them eggheads.
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Throw breadsticks at other customers.
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Throw breadsticks at other customers.
Then say, "Have some more breadsticks, dear," - Alexandrite
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Throw breadsticks at other customers.
Then say, "Have some more breadsticks, dear," - Alexandrite
And then shove all of the breadsticks you are about to offer in your mouth, because it's somehow big enough to do that. After that, run away screaming and shoot them with nerf guns from afar.
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Hack into the intercom and sing the first Pokemon theme song. ("I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was!!")
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TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL- What was a lyrics? Anyways, grab a bike and ride around and knock people over and displays, then get the nerf guns and shoot every one with a random bottle of stick soda, and begin singing FNAF songs and then last but not least, get a fart machine... And blow... (That moment you laugh so hard milk/soda/some form of anything comes in and out your nose o-o')
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And don't do this in real life -.-
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Throw wood at people.
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Make it rain tacos inside the store.
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And hamburgers! WE NEED TACOS AND HAMBURGERS- NO... CHEESEBURGERS! AND RELEASE THE FNAF CHARACTERS!
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And hamburgers! WE NEED TACOS AND HAMBURGERS- NO... CHEESEBURGERS! AND RELEASE THE FNAF CHARACTERS! AND RELEASE THE SU CHARACTERS AND GEMSONAS!
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Naw, Only FNAF :) (Such a dang troll I am!) Woop!
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Hack into the intercom and put the Sonic SatAM theme song on it while singing along off-key.
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Try not to post in old threads Mayah-the-floof, be sure to next time double check on the date the last post of a thread was made, just incase the thread has become old and dead.
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Uhh, is about three months dead?
If not, I'm gonna post!
Buy everything in the store and sell it back. (I don't even know...)
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Say the word "Me love coke" 10 times.
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Randomly start singing songs and dancing. XD
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go to the ball container take out all the balls then yell ITS A STAMPEDE! then run.
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Eat 10 Tortinos pizza rolls and hide it from everyone.
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Get a giant horse plushie yell YEHAW and run around with on the plushie.
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Hide in the rubbermaid bins and scream "NO MEANS NO" when people try to touch or pick up the container.
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Knock over everything that you see. xD
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Make pirate ships out of the shopping carts, and run around with a nerf gun shouting "READY THE CANNONS" and shoot them at all of the customer's. Oh, and raid the ice cream and candy isle's.
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Grab as many toy weapons you can and scream "I'll get that hedgehog!" as loud as you can, then throw the toys all over the place and yell "I hate that hedgehog!"
(Idk xD)
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Show up in Teemo cosplay. hide in a shelf and whisper "Never underestimate the power of the scout's code" or "Size doesn't mean everything" when people walk past.
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Get in the ball pin, basket thing and when someone gets a ball, pop out and scream at them.
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Open some Pokemon card packs until you find a Cobalion card. Then, hide the cards you opened before all around the store.
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Go to the electronics section and take the sample stuff and then run around chucking it a people.
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Let a wild Terrakion loose in the store. When it kills the staff, try your best to look innocent.
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Dress up like Dat Boi and unicycle around screaming "HERE COMES DAT BOI"
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Flashing the cashier :D....with a flash light
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Attempt to make a soda fountain but just using you're bare hands to drink it.
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look around the store on a little kid's bike
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Let Yonder the Entei look the manager in the eyes, then when their eyes lock, yell, "BOY HE BOUT TO DO IT"
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1. Get some shaving cream and spray it on the customers.
2. Hack the fire alarms to play the Super Mario Bros theme. (Like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYOSIx8-Vgg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYOSIx8-Vgg))
3. Pull the fire alarm.
4. Pour a box of cereal on someone.
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Get your boys and all of you dress up like the eddsworld cast then take over the food aisle and hold cereal boxes for weapons.
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Dress up like a ninja and beat up people.
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Eat all the chicken mcnuggies ;3
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Get all of your boys and then hold bananas as weapons and try and throw chips at everyone.
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Dress up as APH Italy and go crazy over the prepackaged pasta.
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Get a bunch of glass items and break them.
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Repeatedly question "Is this Barnes & Nobles?" To everyone (not just employees) that walks by. Then go on a violent rampage, no matter how many times someone responds.
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Yell "HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM WHERE IS THE MEME AISLE?" extremely loud and every time they kick you out, go home and change into a different outfit, see if anyone notices, and yell something else.
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Yell "HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" as lovd as yu'can and den use yu'r remaining voc'l pow'r to say "wh00p wh00p"
den yell "vr00m" vonce yu'r voice gets better
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Hack the speakers to play leekspin, then dance around with a leek in the middle of a story. Double points if you get your friends to do it too.
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Drop 1 hundred mayonnaises on the floor, and.
RUN.
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Stare at the back of peoples heads. When they turn around whisper in their ear "There's a spill in aisle 9" and run skipping.
Double points: If you get chased by staff and they catch you scream "SSSSSSEVEN YEARS IN DUNGEON FOR TOUCHING ME!"
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Scream "(insert another store) IS WAY BETTER THAN THIS" repeatedly
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Bring an army of birds to kill everyone, and by kill, I mean fly around and fly into stuff and get feathers everywhere.
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Be UFG.
(Only one person knows who she is but I said it anyway)
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Walk in and scream "WHERE'S ALL THE POKEMON?!!/1/11?1/11?1?1?1?1"
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Grab all the Yo-kai plushies and yell, "I'M GONNA BUILD A SUPERNATURAL ENTOURAGE!" One point for every person who questions you. Double points if the staff get in on it.
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Hide in the clothing racks and when someone when someone sees you hiding whisper:
"Pick Me"
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I WILL BRING THIS BACK FROM THE DEAD, I AM THE REVIVER
Have your friends with you. Act like protestors while holding up signs saying "BRING THE I-DOGS BACK!"
(if you don't know what an iDog is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IDog)
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I WILL BRING THIS BACK FROM THE DEAD, I AM THE REVIVER
Have your friends with you. Act like protestors while holding up signs saying "BRING THE I-DOGS BACK!"
(if you don't know what an iDog is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IDog)
Lol thanks for being this back from the dead!
Turn on all the lamps and play heavenly music then when the music ends pull the fire alarm! xD
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Yell "Ninja, GO!" and then spin around as if you're doing Spinjitzu. Bonus points if you bump into people while doing so.
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Oh wow this topic is back from the dead! THis was my favorite thread years ago hehe....
Now, how about taking all of the Gorilla toys and placing them in the center of the aisles?
Yes, yes I have done it before - yes, I did irritate the employees...
Grab all the Yo-kai plushies and yell, "I'M GONNA BUILD A SUPERNATURAL ENTOURAGE!" One point for every person who questions you. Double points if the staff get in on it.
Dont worry; he doesnt have to fear it...
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Dress as Mario. Go up to random people and say "It's-a me, Mario".
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Go into the gardening section, lay on the floor, and reenact the "photosynthesis" scene from Spongebob Squarepants.
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Have a friend hack into the intercom and play this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzD189362dE while your friends hold signs saying "the end is near" while acting panicked, and you hide somewhere (bonus if it's in the kid's section) while hollering "THE END IS NEAR" into a megaphone. When everyone is calm, pull the fire alarm, or have a friend pull the fire alarm for you.
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Press a bunch of keyboard buttons on the workers computer.
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Gather a bunch of friends together and have them all call each other until all of their cellphones are ringing together.
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Stand in the middle of the store and stay there until you have a considerable amount of attention. Then start laughing uncontrollably for absolutely no good reason.
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Yell out "I GOT FREE DVD COPIES OF INCREDIBLES 2 THAT I'M GIVING AWAY!" repeatedly.
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A Knife!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/l378aNpewxd1XyLcs/giphy.gif)
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I literally cannot believe I am telling this story. But I am actually "permanently" banned from all Walmarts in my area because when I was eight, I stole a forklift and drove it into three aisles, toppling them over. Because little me had thought I was capable of driving it out of the store and back home. Clearly that didn't happen and well the rest of the story is kinda... Oof.
But uh. Yeah Dare is legitimately banned from Walmart. Though they can't even recognize me now :nervouslaughemoji:
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I literally cannot believe I am telling this story. But I am actually "permanently" banned from all Walmarts in my area because when I was eight, I stole a forklift and drove it into three aisles, toppling them over. Because little me had thought I was capable of driving it out of the store and back home. Clearly that didn't happen and well the rest of the story is kinda... Oof.
But uh. Yeah Dare is legitimately banned from Walmart. Though they can't even recognize me now :nervouslaughemoji:
#goals
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I literally cannot believe I am telling this story. But I am actually "permanently" banned from all Walmarts in my area because when I was eight, I stole a forklift and drove it into three aisles, toppling them over. Because little me had thought I was capable of driving it out of the store and back home. Clearly that didn't happen and well the rest of the story is kinda... Oof.
But uh. Yeah Dare is legitimately banned from Walmart. Though they can't even recognize me now :nervouslaughemoji:
OOF, aint little kids supposed to be forgiven for their mistakes? xD
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Stand on top of any aisle (preferably one close to the center of the store) with a megaphone and yell
HAIL SATAN
into the megaphone over and over until they send security to get you down.
Bonus points: Get a friend to hack into the intercom and shout the exact same thing in unison.
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Stand on top of any aisle (preferably one close to the center of the store) with a megaphone and yell
HAIL SATAN
into the megaphone over and over until they send security to get you down.
Bonus points: Get a friend to hack into the intercom and shout the exact same thing in unison.
xD
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Stand at the checkout for hours ensuring the cashier waits for you to make your mind up, then change your mind and go get something else.
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Yell out "let's sing the pizza song together" then sing and dance this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxE0p2A9Ieo)
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Jump onto a shelf, play the song Rolex or Despacito
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Pour all of the engine oil out into an aisle, buy bathing suits, and turn it into a slip n slide
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Play The World Revolving Earrape while being on the Store.
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Find the packaged hotdogs and raise an army by piling them all together and sitting in the middle of the store with them all surrounding you.
Ideally while lighting them on fire.
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purchase a retired prison bus. buy some good friends orange jumpsuits. drive the bus into the parking lot, stop it and everybody run in and scatter, causing no property destruction but being havocy nonetheless.
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Take control of the intercom. Play this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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Play P-R-O-G-R-A-M from Kirby Planet Robobot while the song is on earrape and go running around like crazy
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Setup a banquet table in the middle of the food section and start cooking lunch. XDD