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Off topic => Discussion Board => Topic started by: Cancer on March 03, 2012, 05:08:51 pm

Title: (Help!!) Banana Problems
Post by: Cancer on March 03, 2012, 05:08:51 pm
Hey, Um.....I can't UN-peel my banana, and I was wondering if there was any special technique's to doing this,  It's really hard, and It sucks, cause I wanted to eat my banana a long time ago, and now it's rotting, so I need to get another one, but, I wasn't sure if I should get it cause....Well....I don't know how to unpeel it. T.T
Title: Re: (Help!!) Banana Problems
Post by: Crin on March 03, 2012, 05:10:40 pm
xD You know, as far as dares go...
Title: Re: (Help!!) Banana Problems
Post by: Ramine on March 03, 2012, 05:12:43 pm
LOL *troll laugh* xDDD
Title: Re: (Help!!) Banana Problems
Post by: Cancer on March 03, 2012, 05:12:57 pm
xD
Title: Re: (Help!!) Banana Problems
Post by: clouwnt on March 03, 2012, 05:17:52 pm
To unpeel a banana, you must first do the futterwaken upside down whilst holding the banana in your toes. Then do stuff. and more stuff. the end.
Title: Re: (Help!!) Banana Problems
Post by: Rimfrost on March 03, 2012, 05:36:45 pm
Let's do eet in Rimmy style : D

Step 1. Go rage.
Step 2. Take a knife.
Step 3. Kill the banana

Done : D
Title: Re: (Help!!) Banana Problems
Post by: Jitters on March 03, 2012, 08:06:57 pm
Step 1: Hold the banana firmly in you left hand, stem up

Step 2: Grab the stem and twist it left, and the right, and then down sharply

Step 3: Throw the banana out the window and eat a cookie.
Title: Re: (Help!!) Banana Problems
Post by: Raz. on March 04, 2012, 01:16:05 am
...can't tell if trolling....
Title: Re: (Help!!) Banana Problems
Post by: Jackalfur on March 04, 2012, 01:29:22 am
1. Wrap the banana in a secure blanket of tape
2. Throw the banana out the window

Hehe. xD
Title: Re: (Help!!) Banana Problems
Post by: BlackCatTrain on March 07, 2012, 04:54:40 am
STEP 1: yes....look at the pretty colors this post contains :3

STEP 2: STOP STARRING D: its freaking me out

STEP 3: take the bannana, then get out some ducktape >:D

STEP 4: Ducktape the entire bannana, making a ducktape peel.....thingy-ma-bob

STEP 5: Take the bannana outside, on your driveway >:3

STEP 6: SCREW THAT BANNNANA!! Its lookin at chu funny

STEP 7: Run that bannana over with yor car, then go to the bar and get some of dat GOOD stuff :3



(By good stuff, I mean Milk XD)
Title: Re: (Help!!) Banana Problems
Post by: Kyugima on March 07, 2012, 05:00:19 am
go back in time.
Title: Re: (Help!!) Banana Problems
Post by: Jitters on March 07, 2012, 05:04:20 am
go back in time.
You can't go back in time...  But you can send yourself a warning to the past, but this will mess up time and cause some sort of awkward mess they'll make a movie about.

Imagine if you were to change how time worked what could happen. Feral Heart could be Feral Butt, and that won't end pretty.

In short, Don't live with regret, it could have been a whole lot worse if you had done it another way.

What were we talking about again?
Title: Re: (Help!!) Banana Problems
Post by: Ouuka on March 07, 2012, 07:15:43 am
Somehow started singing in my head...ring ring ring ring ring ring ring rong BANANANA PHONEEEEEEE
Title: Re: (Help!!) Banana Problems
Post by: clouwnt on April 15, 2012, 02:57:23 am
Ring ring ring ring ring, Banana Phonnne~
Title: Re: (Help!!) Banana Problems
Post by: sarabi26 on April 25, 2012, 06:56:00 am
How to open a Banana.... SARABI'S WAY! >:D

1. Get ya banana
2. Gain the ULTIMATE RAGE!
3. Roar at you banana
4. PUUUUUUUUUUUUULL THE TOP! HARD!
5. If that doesnt work, get your dog or pet to do it!

SUPER XD
Title: Re: (Help!!) Banana Problems
Post by: Zatasha on April 30, 2012, 05:32:52 pm
Homo Sapiens are the only primate to open bananas at the stem. The easiest way to open a slightly-greened or ripened banana is to hold it upside down (so the base of the banana is accessible) and to pinch the "other end" of the banana. It should fold into two panels, allowing you to grip one and unpeel two sections of the skin, rather than four smaller sections.
Have fun!
Title: Re: (Help!!) Banana Problems
Post by: Kyugima on April 30, 2012, 05:53:56 pm
Homo Sapiens are the only primate to open bananas at the stem. The easiest way to open a slightly-greened or ripened banana is to hold it upside down (so the base of the banana is accessible) and to pinch the "other end" of the banana. It should fold into two panels, allowing you to grip one and unpeel two sections of the skin, rather than four smaller sections.
Have fun!

But that doesn't explain how to unpeel (AKA close) a banana. I still say going back in time is the best way to unpeel a banana! TIME SHENANIGANS FTW

(Peeling is the word for opening a banana, not unpeeling XD)
Title: Re: (Help!!) Banana Problems
Post by: pSyCoWoLf on May 14, 2012, 01:25:47 am
Just shove the whole thing in your mouth; Peel and all. XD
Title: Re: (Help!!) Banana Problems
Post by: catsanddogsandbirds on May 14, 2012, 02:10:51 am
-clears throat- ERM! LEARN FROM DA MASTEEERRR!!!

 1. Take a wrench
 2. Grab a banana stem-side up
 3. Put wrench on banana a TWIIIIIST!!
 4. Peels twist off
 5. NOW YOU GOT A SMUSHED BANANA!!

 
 Hey, I never said you would get a full, healthy banana. I just knwo how to peel it. Hehehe...
Title: Re: (Help!!) Banana Problems
Post by: Neena on May 15, 2012, 04:58:01 pm
This is my way to peel a bannana:
1.Take a 'What ever colour' MARKER pen
2.Write on it until it turns completley 'what ever colour' you are using
3.Put in in your fridge
4.On it leave a message: Peel me, I can't do it my self!
5.Wait 3 maybe 6 days
6. Your bannana is peeld!

I never peeld a bannanna LOL xD