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Simple, post a sentence or RP sample that is as illiterate as you can make it xD
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-grows at wlf- bck off!
(IQ level drops instantaneously. -Derp.-)
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-he gorwled at wlof- GET OUT NOA OR I WIL KELL U!!!1!
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-he runs at wulf n bits neck- SUSH NAO OR U WIL B KEELED! GRR
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Wht ar u wlfs doin hre? Ths is miy pks teritry git ouuutt!!!1! -ripes throts out no mis-
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RAWWWWWRRRRRR -stels ur kidneys-
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Rndmly Shiney plps dwn infrnt of evrywlf wif wope in his mowf. "Oooh I kell you allz wif mi wope!"Shiney brks he tis teh wope arnd evrywlf's nck no miss
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-stands up an bits opn neck no miss- FEEL MEH!!!!11!!1!!!!
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Kecks oter wlf in fce an tis wope qikly rund nck no miss. Drgs two tre and hngs wlf smils sly
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-soul tuns nto demon n sets u al on feir- HAHAHA111
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Wth r u doin?! im just sit hre lik a normal person o3o
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shots lazerz out of eyes and kills u no miss!!1! -rips open ur throat-
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Enfurno ((most dese charries added arnt spellt rite.)) Flls dwn on hed "oh haii!"wgs tale. Shiney ish wunning rund on feir. Enfurno lughs "yous alls on feir I'm feir resistence wut nao!?"
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OMG ur awsome!!1! Will u b mi m8? Plz!! :(
(Idk why but whenever I think of illiterate I think of mate beggars o.e Ewww)
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"I WONT B UR M8!!!1!! -maks water and kills u - "U R DEAD NOW, FEEL MYY RATHHH!!!!!1!!!
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I twtches "...NIEN!" ((Mens no in sum lenguage)) Enfurno' s I still is twtching. Gits of hed. I no twtching anymo.
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Ugh!!!! I WILL KIL U!!!!1!1!! -tars opn ur body and u di-
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((Wait who r u talking too I'M CUNFUSED!))
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im takin 2 Ranulf >:O))
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Ok.)) Enfurno jut wtches.
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-magacal dude hels me- HAHA! U CANT KILL ME!!!! -trazformz into cat-
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Enfurno keps wtching
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lol this music fits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNBL5OMeuno (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNBL5OMeuno) ) -jumps and shovs claws in to hed no miss-
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Enfurno keps wtching cing as nufin els intresing is happen
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"OMAGA WOFL HALP ME FIT TIS GUY!!! -yelps 2 omaga-
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Enfurno gts up levin a flamin tail behind cuz his tale is un feir.
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-sits on roc- Just siting hre chillin :3
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"RAAAAAWWWRRRR" -tranzformz in to humen- *hissss!!1!* -*poof* random laguz cat s appears- "GAT DAT OMAGA, KITTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSZZZ!!!" (my brain just exploded
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Enfurno stnds nxt two Ranulf "wut?"
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Wth r u even talkn about??.?
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-SMAKS ON HEAD- "U DIRT BAG, DO NUT STND THER DO SOMTHNG!!1!"
(i have no idea
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I don't know I'm cunfused agun!)) Enfurno grwls "slp me agun I darez u!"
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"TRY ME!!!!!" -Mordecai in tigr form apprs & rips out throat- "DIE TRAITR!!!"
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Dodges bruns Mordecai Nd tigre to death no miss. Grin "I'm powerflu just DON SLP MEZ!"
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"EEKKKKK!!!!!1!!! HOW DID I LOS 2 A OMAGA WOFL!???? -slps Matryo-
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...No no Mrs.Matryo no home.)) Enfurno shrugs. Matryoshka fall frum teh sky.
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-grwls and runs awy & loks for cariboo-
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-snorz rely loudly-
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gruls rul lludly un pes pozin evywer kulin evy1 lul rurs ludr dn wuf
Translation: *Growls real loudly and pees poison(?) everywhere killing everyone* lol *roars louder than wolf*
(I honestly have no idea.)
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kills evryne no miss cuz im awsom i claim evrthng here
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WTH R U DOIN IN MI TERITORY???? GET OUT NOA OR I WIL KILL U!!!!!1!!1!
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Matryoshka lnds in a tre "agh!" Enfurno snkirs
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-shots lazrs ot uf eys and keels no miss-
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Matryoshka sts in tre
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-jmps in tre- "GRRRRRR" -hts Matryoshka ot of tre and keels hm no mis-
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Linger flys up n knocks tre ovr onto Mtayroska n Runalf wit wings no miss HaHa I killt u
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-gts bak up- "U CN'T KEEL MEEE!!!1!!!!!" -jmps up shovs claws in to Linger's hed and keels Linger- "RAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR"
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Matryoshka grwls nd wriggles out frm undr teh tre.
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"I WIL GET U!!1!" -takels Matryoshka fangs go in to hed-
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Matryoshka kecks hm hard in hs stomch kecking hm of. Grwls jups nd tackles Ranulf no miss nd he cant git up. Digs clws in hs face nd drags thum dwn hs face
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-Lethe in her cat form apprs and thrws Matryoshka-
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Kecks Lethe befour she thrws Matryoshka.
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-Lethe gts bak up and ters ot Matryoshkas throt and he dies no mis-
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Matryoshka trns rnd. She leps at Lethe nd clws out her I's no mis
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"U CAN'T KEEL MEEEEEE!!!!" -trns in to magacal beast and murdrs evrybody!1!!-
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Matryoshka rlls I's.
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-blder fals on Matryoshka and kels him-
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" wut de ell " -i keel Lethe nu mis nu noting- ))))))))))))))))))))))))))):<
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-clws out FallenStars iz and savs Lethe-
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- iz gro bk- " ur gna dei!!!!1!!!!!!!!!1!1!11111!!!!!!11!!! " - usz det rey on Lethe-
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-Lethe gets ot of way befor it hits her- "U CAN'T DEFET US" -choks FallenStar and FallenStar coufs up blod-
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Matryo jups on Lethe nd clws out throt killin her no mis
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-Mordecai bits ur nek off no mis-
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Iim goun 2 keel u wif meh laszah is -firs laszahhs_ i tuld u 2 git ot meh paks teritarys rite naow!!!111 dunt mac mueh flirp awt own u.!! I are nat afwaid tao calk meh pac over her!!11 okeh i werned u i is goung 2 caukl my pac naow! Wolf1 Uses powerplay111 It misses- Wolf2 Uses made up logic! It fails! Phantom uses real logic and intelligence! It's super effective! Not a pokemon referance at all... After the battle: wolf 2 retreats- wolf1: I wurned u! Imal fir meh lazser is! Zapds u with my lazsrs- I got lost while typing. Don"t ask for any explaination for it. Not even I know.
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(Lol This is going to be funny) RIPES AL HEADS OF AND AL THROTS OUT NO MIS NO DODE OR ANYTHING TURNS INTOO A DRAGON NOW DIE DUMMYS!!111!!!
-feels like a noob now-
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-MURDRS EVRY1 AND VOLUG TURNS IN2 A WOFL AND TERS EVRY1S IS OT!!!1!- "RANULF AND I CAN'T BE DEFEATED!!!1!"
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Moooooooo :)
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-MURDRS COW AND RIPZ OT IS- "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
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-makz taco- hay lok! I hz uh tacko! -noms tuco wile giveeng durp faice- ish soou nummy. -murdeearz evrybutty-
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dyes screamin and kicking I WILL AVENGE MAI FAHTER U DIEMON
comes bk as ghost
JUMPS ON EXE AND CHOKS SLOWLY
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-shreeks lik a maniac- STALP IT !!!!!1!! EVERY1 STALP KILLIN EACHOTHR1!!1!!!!!
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-is chcked to duth but cumz bk alve- U WIL REEEGRUT DIS!!!1111!!!!1!111!11 -slicz White's fingr off no miss-
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loses finger WAIT IM A LOIN I DONT HAV FINGERS U POWERPLAYR hits u wit the finger
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th shy hors walkd in 2 th fite
um hi um my nmae is flower
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-takz Flower an hut White wif her- Dun hut me wif ur fingr!!!1!1!1!1 -eatz fingr- numnumnom
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-randmly walk in and noms exe.s hed off- Ur next Whitey >:{D
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"NAAAGH!!1!" -boldr crshs stargazr-
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*ccrris* )**:
snoflak teers
OOE))((outofequstren))colord cuz evry1 els has colo so thern im cool))
u broke my nail
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-grabs Whitey and holds a bottle of hot sauce above her mouth- "BY THE POWERS OF NAUGHTYNESS, I DEMAND THIS PARTICULAR DROP OF HOT SAUCE, TO BE REALLY, REALLY, HOT."
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YUU AL R SUPOSED TOO BE DEED!11! U ALL R ALL DEED NOW DYE BEFORE I REPORT YOU ALL FOR BEEING MEAN111!!!
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walks ip 2 te loin hi my nmae is sunsine will u b my m8
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I runzup ter u nuz hez wntz me nt u111 bck off m8 steler, or iz reporsts you!
(Id say I did that very well xD)
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Hurrhurr. -starz at m8 beggrz- u guyz! m8 begrzz r evrywhar, I wl ate yoo bof rite noaw. -eatz thum-
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I can't post anymore of these. Brain cells die when I do.
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Ewww U n00by >B( (you know I'm jk right? xD)
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-comes ot od nowere n kills evry1 wth my gum- HA! tak that!
(No hard feelings XD)
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-coms bak from grav- "Im going 2 kill u!!!"
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-strlls in eatn' kit-kat n watches da killz.- Ur stoopid.
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-hisss- "NO UR STOOPID" -ters ot throt no miss-
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-dops aomic bommbe on evrythig n0 muss Mwuahahas
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-bcomes demon n suks al ur soulz- I R DEM0N!!!1! U CANOT KIL MEH!!!1!
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"RAAWWWRR" -lyre claws ot ur eys-
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uh flowr stnds up nd sais "well i only stayd bak once in skool and i alwys win on cod so i own u all!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
flowr noscopes evrybodty (no misss)
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I eb a god nwo u cannot keel me
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Duna will u b mai m8 thx wait nvm i i i im srry i found somone else clings 2 Vespian
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[color] -ponss on 2 Lingr- "u will not liv 2 c 2morrow!!1!"
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Nuuuuuu dun hurt Lingr D: -jums on Ranulf rips nck open. bleeds. No mis-
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-luvs 4eva wif lingr. NO RANULF!!!1! bets wif broom stick-
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"GAWR!!!" -fangs shov in2 ur throt no miss- "RANULF, I'LL SAVE U!!!1!!" -yelled Janaff-
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fwower powa! -plats fwowers onn pople-
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"FLOWRS R NO MATCH AGANST MY POWRS!" -Janaff sed and swups down and talons chok Kyogurt-
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my nam is flowr!!!!!!!!!! she souhts
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(I can feel my IQ drop as I post. -Brainderp-)
brian drian -yel ates selv-
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atacks u no mis or nuthing rips thoat out kils
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i is stil stand n stuf y u no try 2 kil me?
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"HAHA! FOLS! U CAN NOT DEFET ME" -Ranulf sed to evry1-
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rndmly jmpz out uf nowere & kellz all no miz or anythin & scremz i ish de bst!!1! wlks 'round & ripz out every1s throt & bitz ther ?s out & ripz open skull & lics ther branz
(o.o)
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-wolfie wlkd way form teh othre wlfs- 'im leafin' -yeld-
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"haha i keled u and ur pak"
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flowr flis intro th sky and evrythin is pink then lbue then green then red thne purpl thee orange thn EVRYBODY STEPS FIGHTIN
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"haha u sily wolfs!" -sed Janaff-
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I AM A HORS
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i r da epc mink il kll u all! *klls all no mis no dodj no nuthin8
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-nailah turns in2 wof and shovs fangs in2 othrs-
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da beer jmps > n btes nailah GRRRRRRR i ror
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-pshs nailah ot uf way-
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kils u peole i win lol
Lol i don't even.
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-GETS AK-42 AND SHOOTS EVERYONE-
I WON CHU LOSERS!!!! (not really :P )
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I WIL EAT UR SOULS *kills no miss8
I AM A HORS
This literally made me laugh my head off.
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im gonna get ur pack!!!scrachs at ur chest
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-bits ur head kills u no mis no noting-
Lol.
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8uses ninja powers to kill everthing in site*
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grrrrr!!!! -bits neck-
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hewls and rips ur lungs out no miss u r ded
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grrr!!!!!!! youll pay for this said chrom scratches neck
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no I will kill you!!!!1! rips leg of and eats face NO MISs
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claws face off grrrrr fangs go at neck chokes you grrr you should not mess with my pack said chrom
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scratches and eats your face no miss no nothing
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no! bites off tail no miss haha kicks into river and goes down
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rips off tail and shoves down throat no miss
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grabs rock and throws and hits eye and eye falls out no miss scratches turns into demon. GRRAAAAAAGH kills no miss
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magically revives myself and throws you in holy water no miss you die
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coughs up blood and givs up the batel
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Kills everyone with tomatoe blaster no missi!!!!!
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destroys your voice box no miss you die steals all yur cookies.
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hahaahaahah folz my powr levle is over nin thowsan!
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oh yeah my level is nine thousand and one
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thats imposiball! jumps onto mayah and bits nek hard
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pushes off and throws blue whale at gaius
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U CANT DO THAT STAR FOX!!! GRABS MAYAH AND CHOKS NO MIS
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throws confetti at gaius no miss
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lol i hav canday powrs u cant hurt me with that turns mayah into cokay no miss and eats
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chops head off and runs off and blows ur bodi up no dodge or miss
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Turns normal and kills Gaius no miss
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rins into wufl and choups hed of
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coms bak from ded haha bites at mayah and kills no mis turns into souper sanic and attacks nacfloof
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*Turns into batman and kills evy think in site8 lol u cant kil my
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growls im a fluffy husky killz
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a wild tanguel has appeared!!!
TANGUEL used kick!
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
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i wan 2 b a asasin >:D
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shoots fence and runs away
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-slaps a random alyin and eats it's heart, no miss, dodge, or blawik- LIEK A BOSS BROOOOOOO >U
((Ilovethisgame))
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grabs a deer and kills it, no miss. eats it LIKE A BOSS
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*wlks pass and lughs* u r losrs lol
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u guys r just jelus of ma awsome poowers hahahaa said gaius
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no ur jelly of meh skilz
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no eats jelly lol
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pours jelly on deer and eats deer
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*eat dere 2*
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-lik totully trns intwo a dimon den maks ur fatther keel evyone nu miss or dode- I KEEL UR FUMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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-nams the entyre wurld, keeling everywun no miss, dodge, ur blawuk- bawuzzzznezz noobz! >3 (y'all aren't noobz :3)
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lol u mis me
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atack wolfie and bits hed of no miss
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*blck* lol
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turns in to poenee and kiks fas
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5hado Dragoon: flys in 2 air an comes down on top of u with such force it brains explode out chur face and u die instantly no miss
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Breeze F Winged Husky: DROPS A GRENADE THAT KILLS EVERYONE WITH SO MUCH FORCE NO MISS AND EATS AWESOME SAUCE
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Death m demon wulf: I click dis button and you go die mkay bye now *evil laugh evrybidy diez*
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Breeze: FLIES JUMPS AND KILLS EVERYONE NO MISS
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chrom: i herd u liek bannanas so i came hear 2 kik ur but
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Orfan Pup: I um secrutly a demun so i wull keel u ef u dunt becum my fumily!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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chrom: liek ill bee ur dad okok XD
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Changing Breeze's name to Breezie.))
Breezie: SNAPS FINGERS KILLING EVERYONE NO MISS NO NOTHING
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Orfan Pup: O k gud, su I wil keel my fater und hav a drumatic past!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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chrom: u cannot keel me
IM THE MANE CHAROCTOR
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diiiiiii!!!! stabs evry1 nu mis or dode
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Breezie: turns baltowolflover into cookie and eats no miss
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gaius: turns mayah into coky & ets haha pohned!
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Breezie: terns normel and terns gaius into awsome sace and ets now yur pohned haha herp derp ukghbuil
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gaius: turns bak in2 huemen lolololoolol del with it
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Turns Gaius into cookie and eats
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gaius: turns kiba in2 rok and throws at the grownd and breks hahaha ur ded
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Orfan Pup: i um su eviiil u dunt evun knuw cuz i wil keel eveury 1 evr.
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ppl i ned a m8!!1!
(xD)
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Lolz! Making a new charrie!
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-OcJ8FKJ-6Ms/UYzh32NNC4I/AAAAAAAASwM/PVO4B4VXntM/w900/confused-shiba-inu.gif)
Aurora F ShibaInu: KILLS EVERYONE NO MISS
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Lolz! Making a new charrie!
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-OcJ8FKJ-6Ms/UYzh32NNC4I/AAAAAAAASwM/PVO4B4VXntM/w900/confused-shiba-inu.gif)
Aurora F ShibaInu: KILLS EVERYONE NO MISS
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chrom: uses duel strik+ it's souper efective!!!
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-walks up 2 gaius & ses- wil u b my m8? -smilz & tiltz hed- plz?
(I love mocking mate beggars lol... and random.
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(I'll just butt in.)
yaketsu miko harujojan hatsune vakenachi rised up on hur legs and her eys gloed red and mist swirled around her "i am the devil" she unsheated her 80-in claws and bared her steel tooths
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Aurora: SENDS AN EARTHQUAKE KELLING EVURYONE NO MEESS
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Tickles everyonez no miss!
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dies from ticklez
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Aurora: HAHA IM INVINCIBUL TO TICKLEZ HAHA!
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shovs cork down mayahs throt
shush u!!! im fabuu!!!!
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VOMITS OOUT CORK AND CURSES GAIUS
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Hugs everyone no miss
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WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY THROWS FOXES AT EVERYONE
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I dont know i ate the fox
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wadles in da c0rnr 2 hid frum da madniss
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Hugs everyonez no miss!
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i lov u lol
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No you did it wrong its ily o3o i think thats how they do it?
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kils vecpian no mis or doge
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Hugs cloud no miss XD
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i am monstr pickle
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eny1 wana b mate pls
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Who wants to be my m8!!?
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no meeee!!!1!!! im alredy marryed!!
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Aurora: IM NOT M8ING WITH WEIRDOS
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guyus: nenja keks aurora lolooolzozzlzozlzoxjhdvkfdhjg!!!1!!!! i waz secrtly a nenja 7 now i relesed my powar!!!
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Aurora F ShibaInu: no wai eats jelly and watches nenjago
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i kel u
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Aurora F ShibaInu: no eats more jelly
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Eats all the candy in the worldz.
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i creatd dis gam u die
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Aurora F ShibaInu: No wai yew dedent eats dog food
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Hugs everyone no miss XD
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terns everyone into cokys and ets haha pohned!
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Turns back into wolf and turns Mayah into a turkey lol
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Aurora: terns bacjk into a dawg and kells everyone wiph floof gun
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Im going to Floof you all to death >:D after giving everyonez cookies
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OH NU ROCKSLIDE RUNS AWAI
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-She Snorts Ignorantly- You Guys Are All Crazy!
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helo captan capital
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gaius: turns in2 demon like b4
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Aurora F ShibaInu: terns dimon 2
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gaius:im a demon 2!!u cannot do that star fox!1!!
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Aurora: HEY IM NOT STAHR FOX!
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lul yes u r
im 2 good 4 u
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NU IM NOT IM A SHEBA ENU
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gayus: turns in2 focks.ima read focks and i can ecksplod lick a bom
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Arora: IM STELL SHEBA ENU THROWS ROK AT GAYUS' FAIC
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guyus: gos in2 ultra shibe modeeee
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im buter lol ur jus jell of meh skilz
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gayus: faaahhfdfsdfsgdhfsjkghdfaujrnmfcaqnmfdajhgeiryut743u RAG QUIT!!11!!
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Aurora: HAHA I MADE HIM RAGEQUIT HAHAHA!
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respawnz as grima grima:this isnnot even my final forum!!!!!
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terns invisibul hehehe lol
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grima:grabs invisbility cloak loooolzzz flies a way in2 sun ur all jelly bcuz nobody will ever b me!!!
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Mortar:dodes any ur ataks ands i kill u, no mis, no nutin!
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saets wourld on fier and ecksplods
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lol di explodes den the explosion kild evry1 nu mis
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y did i evr creat dis game?
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gayus r us: dats a guud quston.
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y did i evr creat dis game?
da wold may nevr no
xDD I have no idea.
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terns gaius into coky and ets haha pohned!
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MOD42202: gias, sop it wif da spamm T_____T
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Phantom uses Wolf Speak attack! Nothing beats this. Nothing. You know it too.
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y r u bein' so iliterate? B literate!!!
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Aurora uses Dog Speak Attack! It's super effective!
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Hiby uses N00B SP33K! 1t'5 S00P3R Efective!
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gayus: ets hed
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Wate r u ranulf? :o didnt no dat til nao
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Idschfdhbcxhgdfhbxyhdhgxyhfd -Hello in childish
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Wate r u ranulf? :o didnt no dat til nao
yeh ima shepshifter
dunt u remeber ranolf waz a kitty shepshifter cuz dats goood
Also, yes. I am indeed XD
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BlckDragun: "ur in mah teritori now u die!" Leps at ur face scratchin out ur eyes an murders
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gayus: halp!!1! i have fallen and cannt get upp!!!!
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ill sav u!!1 tree powrs activ8!!1!
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gayus: .... LYS!!!1!
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kills
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lol1!!!11 I hev perma-deth off!!11 i planed this all ot b4!!!
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u pwerplyir i cn kil u wit a fether
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no i am invinaball!!!!! turns in2 demon & bruns duwn wourld!1! mwahahahahahha
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o no im ded tel mi mothr i leik mudkipz
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oh yah????????? well my sistard iss a printcesss!!1!1
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nu way i liek ninetailz
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im secreatly a focks!1!
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oh yah, im secreatly a dawg!
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FOCKS R BUTTUR THEN DAWGS!!111!!1!!!!! -SOUPUR MAN PAWNCH-
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Ra'zak sits wtchn evry1 carfelli Vardon sits next 2 hem alsu wtchn
((Translation: Ra'zac sits watching everyone carefully Varden is sitting next to him watching also))
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HAY!!!! -KECKS GAIUS-
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gayus: iz ded
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tats et im quetting tew maany pewer pleyers on dere.
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geysu:nuu!~!111 grebs mayah & pots in presun. bad doge
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bweks ot of presun an runns awy nu miss
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omg!1!11!!!!!!!!!!!!! wel im goeing 2 geat the sheperds and meak dem get u!!!
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nu imma huskeh i ron fasst lulz
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tuarns in2 sanic!!!!11
GOOTAA GO FEST
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dats imposeble
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omg wat did u jast sey!!?@!?!?!?!?!
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meh durguns r powerful -slashees and keils- lawl i got u doe
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o yeh well i hav grema!!!1!
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smaks gayus an kils no mis
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-respuhs-
lloo1l2oolfsdojifasdhgjf I wien!!!!
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-kels no misss- u ar en my pcks trritry
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u r in d PWRPLYRGDMDER TERITITORREEH!!!
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lol wel i uwn the hol wurld.
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nu u dnt i do!
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Keils ubooth nu mised- Noaw irul da wourld!!!1!!1!
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no u dun. i doooo -leps on witewulf's bak an slashes open. kills nomis-
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kils evarybuddy no mis
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yar i am pirat com gt me.
((I think I'm starting to lose IQ due to this thread *derp*))
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ay, leroooyyyyy jenkinz -hit no mis-
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-dodgs nu meess- Ha. U cantt kell mee!
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o I can tho! -kills no mess or doge-
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-coms bak form ded an atacks- u steel cantt keel mii.
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IMA STEGOSAURUS
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asdf fwt :D
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-ataks al nu miis- i am da rulr ov te wold!
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lol u cant du theat bcuz grima allredy did theat
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ILL CAL MEH CALN OF 3222894857905 TO KELL EVEYON!!!! HEWLS FO CALN TO COM TO MEH AND TEY KELL EVEYON!!!!!!!
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i wll killz evry1 bcus im da master of epcnes i am awsum of evryding
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yeh well im level 9000
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IM LEVEL 1000000000000! *throws off cliff*
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i have over y2u87432980755785349528548674586988754698.3253425345324 hp
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I HAVE OVER 1000000000000007YY8Y678967T75RE67E74557W455768R5445345657845345457563545643534546573655 HP!
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no u dont slashes throat no miss
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im levle 82184726357823456743677853962785946745898634981239813247153789437684569831453842390041972835674356.523457834572390457643762563459012831990735643
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yeh wel im a demon with pwers shoots fireballs burning u to death no miss
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*NO DAMAGE*
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IM A DEMON THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!! *PUNCHIS EVERYONE OF CLIFF*
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phlies bak uop
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i am gret i the prettehs wolfs in the word nd i will rul the word cos i is best
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no I AM the Besd WULf In d wORLD-
LMAO
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NUUUUUUUUUUUU omg!!! u so mean why u like Dundee?!?!??! so mean ;( som1 fell sory for me plz
XDD
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breths fiar lol u kant kile me
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Liek omg did u heard about that plan cash???????? liek omg
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LOL i diddactualy
-KILLSA NO MISS NO DODGE- no one can beet methe demoic alphylol i envinsable
(My autocorrect is freaking out right now.)
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dam tis i no like bing dead :(((((((((((((((((((
-coms bck tu lif- -rips off ur hed wit one bit no mis or doge-
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lol>:( >:( alphy nevr dies
-doge-
lol you cant defeet me
-bites lung no miss no doge-
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-rips out everyone's windpipe and eats windpipes then eats jelly lol-
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-eats brans and holds mzzl down no mis no doge- I KEEEL YOU BRO!
(Evidently I made wolves wif opposable thumbs)
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Killr growwled at teh loin and he jumpped on him and bit his thraot and thn hwled at the mooooon and sd to the ded lionn tht he ws in the mn tarritoty nd tahts y hee daied.
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Te wiwf gt bck p nd scrmd "I M INVNCBLE!" nd kild te wlf no ms
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-an aemriarcan askimo dawg naimed blood kelled teh wulf ad loin ad than hewled at the mooooooooon ad than thew teh daied wulf ad loin of teh clif ad than she evily laufs-
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-turnsin2 souper sanic-
UR 2 SLOW
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WARNING! The following film has been rated W. You may experience: Death, Seizure, Puking, or Heartattack (From the illiterateness). The theater is not responsible for any of these above. Enjoy.
~Illiterate Hunger Games~
~shovs prson2grond ad stbs wit nife an maks ded ad ner mis er dge~ iz killdu hahahahahah ~prson cums bak frm ded~ nu u did no ~prsn klls prsn wit nife no mis or dge~ i kilevryne u canot stp mi cuz iz killz chu an ner mis or dge
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Translation: ~shoves person to ground and stabs with knife and makes dead and no miss or dodge~ i killed uou hahahaha ~person comes back from dead~ no you did- TRANSLATION SELF DESTRUCTING IN 5, 10, 8, 4, 187, ~Boom~
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rated w fur wumbo LULZ IM CAN MEME!1!1!
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-maks u ded- lol udead
i wil eet Ur friends and the unierse
-no miss no doge- lol
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i'm ivinsible hehehehehegheheghehegeggegeehjheksnhd!!!1!1!1!!!1one!!!111
-killz nu mis or doge no invisile-
i am alha ik illzz u nu mis
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hlo m butifel pp.
hlo mamu.
-pks up pp & wlks 2 rivr & drps en- dis pp sux
OMG M PP!
-drons- x.x
NOOOO!!1!
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-ddgs al attks no mis- i am the rulr oof u all no 1 cn difet meh tyme winz i am da winer -gts gld trofy 4 bing da best-
(My friend told me I was killing the english language when I was typing like this to mess with people)
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(I think these posts lowered my IQ. Oh well, who cares-- IQ is a crap system anywho.)
-kls lyin no mis- ok mom do we go bk 2 the cve now?
yes lola -liks hed-
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((Some of the posts I made was out of pure irony, but now I talk like this a lot. owo))
im bttr then all u i dont ned u lol ur lsr anway
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guyz i leik, totz fill of a clff 4 u! arnt u sud? i bokr mai bonez ad nw i totz catn wulk!!1!111!!111!!!!!1!111@@!2!one
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-i wlked in2 twhe forrast nd hwoled fur mai frends-
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grr bck of leik totz, u r n teh Prdelndz!
-kilz nu mis no dode-
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Comez in an stopz all the fightin and turnz into Dragon Now i rulerz nobdy can stop me!!!!!!111!!!!!!!1!!!! Hhahahaahha
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(-turns into pitch-black demon dragon-)
NU I IM TEWH RULR OF AL L OF U! U BOY DON TU MEH!
-rulz wrld nu mis no dode no nofing-
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-dodges adttavk-
i am new quen of prdlenads bow two me
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i kel u
-dogez ol atks & trns in2 drgin-
-kilz quen of predl&s-
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[Neo, do you know a person named Wild Bulbasaur?]
die plz -kilzz nu mis nu dode-
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(Yes, do you know a person named Trim Bayleef?)
no i m drgin -kilz instenly w/ fyr no mis nu doge nu block nu innvynsebl-
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jmps on two da legde an holwz a luvlay sung: da littel guirls jimps on da dogz an dey luf tew etaz duh jell beenz
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(Yes, do you know a person named Trim Bayleef?)
Yes i um wild bulbauar
nw i kilz u
-kilz nu mis nu doge-
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-slaps you in fac nd u goe flyng bckwrads nto metl wal-
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coms ot f grund lokng bakwards wodering whre wal cam frm
(omg i just.. cant)
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kilz tiem itshelf
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kilz tiem itshelf
did u jus kull tiem teh wulf
i end u
*rups juggle out of trout*
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kilz tiem itshelf
did u jus kull tiem teh wulf
i end u
*rups juggle out of trout*
nuuu -is still ded- i didn't mean dat
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kilz tiem itshelf
did u jus kull tiem teh wulf
i end u
*rups juggle out of trout*
nuuu -is still ded- i didn't mean dat
wut hav i don
*criz for cubi*
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rar u meene trns 2 demon nd kils u nm nd nn
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rar u meene trns 2 demon nd kils u nm nd nn
is deed butt is revuve buy lard simbab than kick u two mon nn nd nm muahahaha
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rar u meene trns 2 demon nd kils u nm nd nn
is deed butt is revuve buy lard simbab than kick u two mon nn nd nm muahahaha
cums bak frum moon nd scrahes eys oute nm nd nn
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rar u meene trns 2 demon nd kils u nm nd nn
is deed butt is revuve buy lard simbab than kick u two mon nn nd nm muahahaha
cums bak frum moon nd scrahes eys oute nm nd nn
kick two son dis tim and eyz gro bak in hed
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is demon kant b brnt
cums bak frum son and kils u prmnatle nm nd nn
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nooo i cry in agny i defetid!11! is rebon in2 a wulf poop
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nooo i cry in agny i defetid!11! is rebon in2 a wulf poop
-rivved 4evr- nuuu tiem! nuuu! -revvs nm nd nn- ;n;
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sitz Der watchin peoplez dia
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*snow the slenderman walks*
*crys*
no one likes
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sings troll song
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OHOHOHOHOHO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OHHOHOHOHOHO OHHHHH LA LA LA LA LA LA
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sally: hi im a girl wolf need m8 *howls prtty 4 m8*
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is a polec k9 *turns 2 demen nd kils simba*
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kilr m pup demon: becoms teh loin king uzes loin king powrs 2 kil al no mis lol gaynz chkn powr 2 us betsy 7 powrs 2 deztroi urth is uhlon crys has no m8 kils self dys
wolf m wolf: lol hi saly i ned m8 2 :)
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alex f lionINHEET: in heet ned m8
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wolf m wolf: omg alex ur hat lets b m8s k lol
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alex f lionINHEET: srry ur not a lion
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jade m wolf: omfg stop syin tht ill gt a mod on u
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wolf m wolf: ur men >:(
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idgaf D:
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-bits yur throt ut n mis- DEII
Loveye,Krovie<3 eheuehuehue
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OMGGGG HACKERRR!!!11 I report staff nao omg so unfaaiireeee1!!! -killz all no mizz cuz im awsam-
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wolf m wolf: dodge lol
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omfg *kilz all*
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wolf m wolf: dodge but i ned m8
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devy will u beh moi m8
no?
u say nu?
-kelz nu mis nd nn-
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whale ii thuisnk datdgysh ddwsags ares kewlekl cawse i beeees aweshsiukjdsm dese cdsays cawse may broteeeeehr dayd sodjsjfowkdoooooooooo
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(this is making my head hurt)
-grwls at evry1- git awy naow!!1 i hv angr isues!1111
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Wolf M: grwls ludly nd brsts n fiyr. RRRRRAAAARRRR (Gosh, this actually requires skill to type O.o) u tchd m frnd, y dieeee
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(Indeed it does, River)
grrrrr *sumons eliments pwrs*
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Yo shll nt kll me!. -kils nu mss n doge no nuthin-
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hay das pwrplyng u cant du dat!!!!!!!!!!!! im reprt u
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PFFF ill jst rprt yo
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-cris- nuuuuuu plz dont i dun wan get band i hv nuttin els 2 do plz plz plz plz plz
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pftik
fek off or i rprt u jrk :kls no nfing:
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RAWR! m scrms ldly nd rms nto yo, klling yo
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*cris* omg omg omg sumbdy pay atenshun 2 me or i dee!!!!!!!!!! lolololololololololololol
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wolfy nubudy leiks u u r jst a.. a.. a.. ..a ..a a baned pershon
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HY! dun fckin trt pepol lke tht! thts meen
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sez tei pershon ho shaidiiididdid u wold reprt tem >:(
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sez tei pershon ho shaidiiididdid u wold reprt tem >:(
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b m8 w me m8? m8? lokin 4 m8 im sexu bab wulf f
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Even though this was not posted on for months and I should not necro it, it says do not make a copy of another game, so, I will post.
riley f wulf pup: can som on be my mum
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I hope I'm allowed to post here!
The fae rose to her Aubry pillars o steel and clz and opn dimon pits at d other fae wlf, gwling like demonzz like fae-demon do all time with black soulz spurts of de dead.
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zerten lion tiger hybrid F stard at riley and "U WOT M8" then pulld out mtn dew n dorito y drank it b4 atempting a 360 noscope #GETREKT
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riley f wulf: sees snop dog signing smok wed evryday and signs along.
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staacy f wlf: heoio peplz i lek piza, nme staacy, wot u nme.......!!!!!!!!!?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!....??!!'''.. c;
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randuhm name: i r bord as anyne hazsh EVIAHS BENH! i haet8 pai do u louv potaytuh i candt shtanhd te shmel of durpzhs
(xDD wtf)
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stepane f wolfINHEET: im in heet need m8 plz
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randuhm naem: nu u grush i r a garul!
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riley f pup: hi scrubz but wut if i was nawt kil
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<shadow f pup> i wish i had womb... *cri 5ever* i'm gonnu die if nobody helps!!!!1 me!11eleven. i will kill you if ur nut mah mom duh, lol kawaii desu!!!!!! so insane lol. I'M GON EAT ANYBODY WHO IS MEAN TO ME NO MISS NO NOTHIN!!!!!!!!!11 I DON'T CARE IF I DI WITOUT POPRE CRARE, I CEAN SITLL KEALLILL YO!!!
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aurora f shebaenu: who cairs -uses invisibulety cloke to hid from pup-
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<Snoop Dawg> lol git rekd scrubs im more mlg than u i can quickscope every1 !11!!onetwotoomanynumblerslele
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aurora: lolno snup dawg fake
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<Snoop dawg> >:((( hwo daRE uu??!?!11/!evlenevtfrontslash Im a mod on my minecraft server xdd ill kick u frum d a clan
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aurora: im not evn in ur caln
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some random guy: I nu cre bout nu stpid caln idot I I cre bout is licing mwe pwas unfewrstoof? bst moovie refrince ev3r m8 -keells ur charictar bye bitin ur throuat- c u lat3r sucer
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cutie f LIONESS PRINCESS stairs at evry1 in discust bc shes a PRINCSES and PRINCESes dont care abut eny1
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Markiplier: Hey everybody im totallly not a fake markiplier surbscribe to me channel xDd im moar famous than any1 here
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midnight f wolf: the byootifull blakk wlof wtchs evr1 and loks rlly boord bcas sh do'snt hav any1 2 tork 2
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witewolf f: hallo me naem is pedrito nd this is wut wuld hapan if oher ppl gto in too ur acount dey cn maek charicters day cn joine groops day can get ur acc baned lololololololol i wuld lauf so herd if dat hapnd hu caers dis gaem is a peace of awsomniss dis gaem is grate
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steven: me so steven lalalalallalaalallalalalal
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foxy m pirate: oh mi gash i'm gonna eat chur eyes out omgmgmgmg, im 2mlg4u
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steven: I AM STEVEN THO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *uses moms sheld*
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femail wolve F: y r u figting, alo cen some1 bee mah m8te????? plz plz plzzzz???
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srpukel f doge wlkd thu teh frest blnkig hre optikles sh wgad hre baner haply whn sh saw hre m8. mah rp smpl is gr8 PLZ ACCPT MAH!
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steven: SHEEEIILLLLLD!!!!!!!!!!
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spurkl rns up t stvn nd klls hm, nn nm nd
I M DA BST RPER EVR.
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ametys: I AM AMETYST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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blu m felin: rns rond kllng vry1 n site!1!!!1!!!1!!!!!!!
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misty f canin: kels blu no mes!!!!!!!!!111111
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SERRY 4 DUBLE POSTIES
witewolf f: threws a peace of poop at mitsy and it lads IN DA FAIC
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ametys: I AM AMETYST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GG, Green...
mery: ew u r soo gross go dye n a 100 foot dep wishin wel!
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wat r u doin her u crazy pplz
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Deathfang m demon: he walked to the ocaen I am so tirred he sid and layed down to slepp
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Hot f demon: *Sees dethfng, walks over 2 u.* "b me m8 plz" *begs*
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ur all bad grmmrz
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deth f wolf: kelz deathfang
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O NO he got ded i go cri nao
evrybudy die + i go cri
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-Keels evry1 no miss no dode no nuthin- I AM IMORTLE!!1! NO 1 CAN KEEL ME1
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derknesss f wolfdemonmermaid: sits in da water, howlin. NO 1 B MY MAITE, NO 1 LIKS ME, I WILL DYE ALON. cris and cris lowdlee to wak up all da hot guize
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aurora f sheba enu: plz dont tred on mah chezbrgr hes me only firend in te hole wide wolrd.
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Hot F Dehm0n: ; s1tz 0n da chez burggah
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mm, cheezbugr i lik thoz
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I l1k cwakcrrz moar
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aurora f sheba enu: NUUU HOW DAER U TRED ON IT MAKES THE LAND EXPLOAD HRGDSXZHFGDSHJFGSEDF
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u not want chzburrgre? i etz it so
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i wantz a chez burger! D; give m3 a chez burger NOW1!111!!!!!11!1111
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Kiara FTLKtigercub: my moM and daddy are ded. Cn uadoptme plz?!?!?!
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yas i shal adop u and u can b my baybe. i wil fed u and luv u wit all of my hert and make sure u have a n1ce h0m3
i luv u kiara *kises on head.*
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i jump on stone, stone cold, i cold we and stone r cold i cri jump off, move away stone, lie on stomach, rabbit run, i run rabbit, meet wolf wolf is big, i run rabbit run 2, wolf catch rabbit i get away blood eveywere
This is my normal RP example.
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Who r u u are bad wolfy i w1ll cill you!1! Oh no i ben attcks some1 pls hlp me!1!!1
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Beg welf ateck meh, mush streong.welf teeths beg. Mush sherp. I et welf bcus hes atteck
Wow, just wow.
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*buttswings on evry1* how do u download FH??? can u be my friend???
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I W!LL BE UR FREIND SMOL WOLFFY
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ok but frist u must tell me how to download the feral hearts
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K fisrt u downlaod feraly heartys then U BE MY FREIND
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sparklez f wulf: hi im new how do i play dis
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-eye kall inn da wiled trakein and he kilz u- SO LONG SUKKAZ
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sUDDENLY FLYS IN
hIII PEOPLZ
DO ANY OF U WANA RP WIT MI???//
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M8 CENTR FIND UR TRU LUVE!!!1!11!! COME TO M8 CENTR!!
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The fennalocios preparios' ocular rifts akazamed in an orbit around the pharsicular octum.
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- Pahnndear WADlez EN -
"HOI !11!!!1! COM AN PLAAAY WIF MEH. I no hoW 2 rollpley >:U"
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I WIL RP WIT MEW! COME OVER HERE BABE!
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dancez a rane dance that maeks it rayne epic gold waflez
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(Don't be so illiterate that it's unrealistic.)
vlkno m enti: *klz myh* SO LNG SKR!
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aurora f sheba enu: KELZ HIT NU MISS BRAKES NECK
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The fyxe's globes examined the terra around her, taking in all the abnormal animation bustling on encompassing her.
(Translation~
What I mean: The she-wolf's gaze wandered the area around her, taking in all the strange activities going on around her.
What I said: The six's Earth models inspected the land around her, taking in all the not normal liveliness energetic on surrounding her.)
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blows up all of fh no miss.
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re makes fh and punches no miss no dodge no nothing
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*Sits*
((In my mind, a one-line post is an illiterate post, two lines is semi-literate, while three-or-more lines is literate))
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snarls and kills no miss
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stempunk sat down and looked at the sky its nice outside she said her tail flufing
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hello said emery im lost cries
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well im not from this place sed stempunk i think you shoud go find alfa he probably nows
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hello i am skeletonballerinaz i h8 u all i will kill u
teh fae sed as se raised hur banner
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eat bannr nd digst it 2 giv birt 2 sun
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eugh *throw up* ok nope im nut killing u rans away
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*Valcs in* Haei guvs, hao yu doe-inn? Ish okay if i nie wulff?
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i dont kno
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i cnt red.
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KJbkfxkbefbkbjhdshjdfbkhjdskfljkl.
Literate person in background: Please get someone to type for you...
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Wii r kol grobb!
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wt i coudent read ur massage
-typs on fon-
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Elo wahs op gooys
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Ei hass koecyys, wont wane?
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wes peese. awwll da coowkeys
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Eets coocis delisos!
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ALEJANDRO M TEEN: ROARS "IM GONNA TAKE OVER FERLHART WHU WONTS 2 HALP ME"
KIBA F WOLFTEEN: I WILL AND ILL B UR QWEEN
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NU U CNT DOO THET
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ALEJANDRO: YUS I CAN
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bET WaT abut teh Rools
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KIBA: RULS WER MAID 2 B BROKEN!
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Uu kan al haef won!
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-KILD EVRY1 NM ND NN-
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ALEJANDRO AND KIBA: REVIVS NM KILLS NN NM
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Wut dus NM ND NN meen?
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NO MISS NO DODGE NO NUTHIN
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Apologies I can not do this XD My hardcore and serious roleplay instincts forbid it XD
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Onelee dah week cenot survayve!
*attcks nm*
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*tuurns infishhubull foa mai sefti*
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ALEJANDRO: AM TEH NEW RULER BUT I WONT MAKE U ALL MAH SLAIVES
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mary F wolf pegnate: IM PREGANANANT AND NEED A MATE!!!!!!!!!
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*hides in d sjado efen thooh me is infiseboll*
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fang pup M (ned perant): HNNNHHhh..... cna i GETT a PErantss ppls im abnadon an im loenly ;;;((((
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*grewls end snurls* How dair yuuu
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fang pup M (ned perant): u mes whit da worng pup.... im hlaf demon u kno,, i cna mess u up
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*grwls et pup* nuu damons er nut tekin may eny teym suun
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fang pup M (ned perant): aAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!.. 8atacs u adn bites u on teh neck no dodjeing*
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jimin f fox: i must takes matters into mah own hands *bites fang's neck no miss*
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o mi gawd. al u ar soo lowd. *climbs tree*
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yey i lov bein loud
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fang pup M (ned perant): jmin,, whyyyy *truns into ghost adn haunts jimn* ill get my vengence
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death m pup killer: -looks at fang- mmmmm a puppy
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power m kil: am gonu et u of u et thu pup
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cristal anglexdemn n hybrad: *stares* wot o purrty d ay !!!11 *evil wolf appears* o no i must desstrot hat evli wolfss! ! *shoots mageec powrz n killz wolfs - gr rrr r rrrr 111!!!! TAKE TAHT ......... .... .... ... ..
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*jumps on top of u* Grrr, get out of me swamp
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fang pup M (gost demen): booo!!! im scarry now xd
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fang pup M (gost demen): booo!!! im scarry now xd
gost demon. x'D
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bumping this up
sasha f wolf: hello guise im bak
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male wolf: - h o wls-
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sahsa: *hewls wiht duh mail wulf*
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demon f wolf: *looks at to wolfs* get out me territry
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neon distroyrer: im here tu elaminate you all!1!
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sasha: well u cant elamin8 me!1
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Noob: hoi wanna be frind
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neon distroyrer: i well git a big big army and deastroy evrathing! hi noob, lets be frands yes join my army too plz
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demon f wolf: excus me this me territy *get angry* i be destroy u
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Noob: omg yayyyyyyyyyyy
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sasha: can i join ur army 2
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Noob: omg frind?
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am gona distroy ya territori demon wolf! *eyes turns neon colors* my land naow. sasha you mey join my army
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demon f wolf: i will kell u b4 u distry my territy! *bites u in the neck*
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amy f wolf: uh what are you guys doin
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demon f wolf: umm leave or die k i am the last of me kind btw
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sasha: die demn or i will make u
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i am ze ultmit gud of agar.iooooooo
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sasha: well im teh ultimut gud of wulfquest
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Ovu: Basically, I'm the uhh.. princess of all wolf bugs.
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ok so uh basically im moky
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Ovu: oh O_O
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i peed farded and uhhh,,, cant say the rest o//_//o
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im thaenos ad i wel elminate eryone *snaps*
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grrnrr get outv off miay hous!11!!!! *kills no mis no doj no noting*
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kills no miss no dodge no nothing
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Hit or miss, I guess they never miss huh? You got a boyfriend I BET HE DOESN'T KISS YA