Feral Heart
Game & Forum Discussion => Forum Discussion => Forum Games => Topic started by: Adawna on March 23, 2011, 06:55:46 pm
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We did this in an old forum I went to. The object of the game is to try to beat up everyone else such as sending rockets after them, blowing up their house, etc. There are no rules as to the weapons you can use, it can be anything from baseball bats to an army of zombies. You can even team up with other people, or use bribes.
Actions are used like this: *runs away*
Speech is used like normal text.
Ready and go!
*Builds a fort out of iron with a jelly cannon to defend it.*
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(this is gonna be fuuunnnn)
*Prepares the nuclear bicuits*
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*Shoots toast with butter to the iron fort of Green* (>D)
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*attacks greens fort with AC130s and I.C.B.B.* (I.C.B.B. stands for intercontinental ballistic bicuit)
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*Shoots toast with butter to the iron fort of Green* (>D)
*Picks up toast* Whaaaaaa?
*attacks greens fort with AC130s and I.C.B.B.* (I.C.B.B. stands for intercontinental ballistic bicuit)
D: AH! *Jumps on a pirate ship* Away, Cap'n! *Ship sinks* Son of a...
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(Hehehehe... This is going to be awesome xDD)
*Builds a giant castle out of bottles of rum and readys the evil living trees for battle*
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*Brings in an army of dragons to burn down the living trees AND the castle made of bottles of rum.* (Note for those who don't know: Alchohol is VERY flamable xD)
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*fire bombs ravens dragons*
*builds space fort and a arm of robots with lazars*
((pew pew pew XD))
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((xD))
*Falls from the skies as her dragons are bombed.*
*Sends forth a thunder storm to fry Tofu's robots.*
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*shoots lazar beamz at Raven*
*moves space fort away from the Earth and builds lazar cannons*
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*Crys as her fort and army are easily burned*
*Gets on her giant, flying cow and rams into tofu's lazers*
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*Calls forth my war-wolf*
Louis, prepare for battle!
Louis: Ma'am. I must advise against this.
Green: Why?
Louis: I may have lost your weapons when the ship sank.
Green:...
*Throws Louis at the lasers.*
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(xD)
*Summons a black hole to suck in Tofu, Venom and his giant cow, and Louis*
(Green didn't go into space O_o)
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(Who needs space? I got... I got... a muffin :p)
*Builds a factory to create more weapons.*
Now that Louis is gone... I need a new pet.
*Creates a T-Rex made of Jell-O*
You... are Gary! But now I want to eat you... Jell-O was a bad choice... AHA! I'll make you poison so no one can eat you :D!
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*Douses Gary with water to dissolve him and places bombs around the factory and explodes it.* (>. >)
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"No! My cow!" *Cries again*
Builds a tank out of dry ice and bombs Raven with cheetos*
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"Ugh! Not cheetos!"
*Builds a fort of concrete to hide from the cheetos and throws a garnade of hot cheese to the dry ice tank.*
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"Noo!"
*Puts a giant umbrella in front of the tank for protection*
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"No! Hot cheeses weakness..."
"Tam! Burn his umbrella force!"
*A triceratops (excuse my horrible spelling xD) runs near the tank and breaths fire, burning away both the umbrella and dry ice tank.*
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"No! A fire-breathing dinosaur!"
"Get 'em, dorks!"
*A army of evil dorks and geeks holding magic hammers threw their weapons at the dinosaur untill it died*
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"Curse those geeks and their magic hammers!"
*Shakes fist angrily and sends in a football team with exploding footballs after the geeks to give them wedges, while using the footballs to explode the magic hammers.*
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*pops out of the other end of the black hole and lands in the ocean*
"That was like 1984 all over again."
*builds fort in the center of the Earth*
"Weeeee no graivty."
*floats around* :D
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"I sense a disturbance in the force..."
*Uses x-ray glasses to see Tofu had made a fort at the center of the earth.*
"Oh no!"
*Asks the spirits of fire to use the magma to burn Tofu and his fort to a crips*
"Hm, I'm using fire a lot..." (xD)
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*Randomly destroys Raven's x-ray glasses*
That's for Gary, I loved him like a stranger! *cries pathetically.*
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"My glasses!"
*Brings Gary back to life magically as a brainless zombie and sends him after Tofu and Green*
"Mwuahahaha!"
(>D)
(Oops, edited post, meant to add Green in too xD)
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*The Earth cracks up*
"Dang it, it thought that was a good idea at the time."
*Giant crack form in front of self * O_o"
"AHH ZOMBEH!!!"
*Tells AC130 pilot to blow up the zombie *
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"Darn it! A hate football players!"
*Screams as she sees a zombie thingy*
"A-a-a ZOMBIEEE!"
*Picks up a exploding yo-yo and throws it randomly. It lands on Raven and goes ka-boom*
"Yay!"
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*That Raven was really a decoy* (>D)
*Tosses a garnade at both of them and it explodes into bracolli. Boiled, no salt or cheese.*
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"NO my one weakness!!!"
*staggers back and falls down giant crack*
*hits the ground*
"Ow.....BUTTON....." *drools a bit seeing button* "must push."
*pushes nuke the world button*
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"No!"
*Gets on a magical flying pencil and flies to the moon, making an iron fort gaurded with moon people and bracolli cannons.*
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*Drinks a cup of coffee*
Hm, I feel really good now, what was in that?
Creeper dude: Spiderman's powers.
Me: ...YES.
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*shoots lazorz at ravens moon fort*
*shoots AC130 machine guns a green*
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AW FRIK NO *Spidey webs on a building and swings away.*
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"No, a decoy!"
*Gets blasted into space by the broccoli*
"Ahh...!"
*Builds a giant lego fortress in the middle of space and also builds lego pokemon to guard it*
"Haha! Fear me and my lego pokemon!" >D
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*shoots a microwave gun at Lades lago fort and melts it*
*builds fort in the darkness of the giant crack*
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*Flashes a flash light into the fort and crack*
"Payback!" (>D)
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"Hissssss"
*Shoots ravens flashlight*
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SPIDEH SWING! ;D *Hits wall* gr......
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"Da'w... You broke my lego..." :(
*Trows paper hearts at Tofu*
"You'll pay for this!" >D
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*barfs acid on LadeVenom*
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*Sets a time bomb withen range of everyone and hides in an empty tin can to stay out of blasts way*
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*diffuses ravens bomb*
"gahhh paper hearts HIIISSSSSS"
*jumps back into the darkness*
*expands fort*
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"My bomb!"
*Sprays a water hose at the paper hearts, and throws a bomb of fireworks into Tofu's fort, and they explode*
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*Builds fort out of tacos**Realeses killer chihuahas
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"why is it raining chihuahas?"
"GAHHHH LIGHT!!!"
*sprays water on fireworks*
*eats Chalks fort*
"mmmmmmm tacos"
*gos back into darkness*
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"..."
*Throws hot dogs at the ankle biters and goes into a fort of light while wearing shades*
(Take that! >D)
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*launches nuclear missle at ravens light fort*
"I shun your light hissssss"
*builds shield over fort*
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*Lurking on interwebs at 7 AM*
Muahahahahaha
*Calls out dragon from Warcraft to destroy forts of opponents... And get me a latte.*
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"YOU...YOU ATE MY FORT!"
*splashes steaming hot coffee in everyone's faces >:D*
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*Wipes face.*
That is sooooo not what I meant by latte! D:
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((XD))
"My fort! Owe! What the... Coffee?!"
*Takes Tofu's nuclear blast and shoots his own fort along at everyone else*
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*digs a cave in a mountain and puts a indestructible rock into the enterance. Summon zombie mythical flying creatures, and rides on a dragon.*
Go, my army!
*flys out of the cave, and raids on each fort, 100 creatures attacking each fort*
Krystal: Hey you! Yeah, you! *points to a gryphon*
Gryphon: *stops attacking and looks at her* What?
Krystal: GET ME SOME HOT CHOCOLATE!!!!!
Gryphon: *splash VERY hot chocolate on her face*
Krystal: AHHHHHHHH *falls off dragon, but dragon catchs her, putting her back on it's back.*
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*covers eyes once at fort of light, and skips the gaint crack, and goes out to space with a helmet*
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"Ow!"
*Gets a spalsh of coffee in her face*
*Makes a fort of needles in Asia*
"Ouch..!"
*Puts on some bubble wrap* *POP!*
>:(
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Justin Beiber, get them with your terrible singing!
JB: Babeh babeh babeh ohhh-
Me: OKAY STOP IT, THAT'S HURTING ME MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE! D:
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AHHHHH
*sends my army of undead mythical flying creatures to kill JB*
Me:DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JB: (slow-mo) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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"NNOOOOOOO!"
*Rage builds and she sends the burn of a thousand suns to JB and then to Green for sending him out* (D< xD)
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*Attacks green with undead army of mythical flying critters*
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"JB!!!!!!!!"
*Stabs JB with a spoon*
"Mwahahaha!"
*Sends out an army of eggs to destroy Krystal's undead army*
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*crawls out of rubble*
"Ow my head."
*hears JB singing*
"MY EARS OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!"
*ties cinder blocks to JBs feet and dumps him in the deapest part of the ocean*
"ahhh much better."
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*Goes to therapy*
"You see, it all started when I first heard JB sing..."
*Therapist gasps*
"Stop there! This is to much even for me!"
"..."
*Tosses fail therapist at the undead army*
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*undead army eats the eggs and the therapist*
"Yes, my army! We are winning!"
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*fire bombs Krystals undead army*
"HA take that yo-*trows up for smell*-oh god"
* builds fort deeper in the crack and makes army of trasformers to protect it*
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"AHHHHHHHHHH"
*jumps off before being hit and falls into the hole*
"AHHH TRANSFORMERS!"
*runs out into own cave and gets billions of cute rabbits but when they touchs somthing their eyes go red and they go rabbid and attack with plungers*
*sends them out to destroy the transformers and everyones forts*
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*gives the evil rabbits carrots*
"now my fluffy bunny minions, take these apaches and lay waste to our enemys."
*sends apache bunnys to wreck everyones forts*
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*Makes a giant campfire and then captures most of the rabbits with yet another army but this time a army of angry Japanese people*
*Roasts the bunnys on the campfire and shares then with the Japanese*
"Roasted bunny anyone?"
*All the Japanese people raise their hands*
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*nukes lades army*
"noone kills and eats my bunny friends"
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"MY BUNNYS! COME HERE!"
*they come*
"GOOD BUNNEHS. NOW DON'T EAT ANY CARROTS! AND ALWAYS OBEY ME AND NO ONE ELSE!"
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*sends them out to shoot everyone with Tofu's gifts*
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"well i glad i put a thermal nuclear bomb in every apache i gave those bunnys."
*pushes detonator*
*apaches beep then explode taking out Krystal*
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AUGH!!!!!!!
*drinks a potion that I stole from link*
Yay more hearts C:<
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*Watches while eating a popcorn*
Holy frik, this is entertaining. *Alarm on phone goes off*
Oh right, time for my evil takeover. *Hops on a dragon's back and flies to the top of Tibet.*
HERE WE GO! *Throws Rebecca Black at everyone* Fun fun fun!
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*dogdes*
"Wait, who's Rebecca Black?"
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*hides under rocks because has no clue whats going on*
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"OH FU NAH"
*kills rebecca black and burns her body*
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*explodes Rebecca Black's burnt remains, getting her guts all over everybody's forts* :D
*calls over her pet kangallama and hops back to her own underground fort*
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"eww now i have fail on my fort."
*burns off rebecca blacks remains off fort*
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"Good thing I had that indescturctible rock in front of my cave..."
*Remakes the Red Baron and makes copys of him and makes them their planes and hops into one.*
"Go!!!!"
*send them out to bomb every fort.*
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*Wipes brow* Whew, just got done with my new brick fort!
*Fort gets hit by Red Baron bomb*
........*eye twitch*
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*jumps on one of the Red Baron planes and throws the Red Baron copy out*
Me: "MUAHAHAHAHA."
Red Baron copy: "NOOOOOOooooooo........"
*flys around and shoots down any Red Baron planes in sight*
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*Summons an army of flying black panthers to destroy all while hiding away in a blade of grass thats somewhere hidden around the world*
>. >
<. <
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Hehehe, not so fast. *picks up hose that squirts syrup instead of water*
*Shoots panther with syrup, it tries to wipe it off and ends up with paws stuck to stomach and teeth stuck together, it crashes to the ground.*
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"I wasn't finished my buunny!!" D:
*Japanese people get mad and kick me so hard that I flew to the moon*
"...Darn."
*Takes some balloons out of pocket and fills with water from a water bottle I also had*
*Throws the water balloons from the moon and watch them as they fall to earth and burst into flames*
"Good thing I got the fire-proof balloons!" :D
*Water balloons randomly hit Raven*
"Mwahahaha!"
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*sees button with some wrighting on it*
"OHHHH BUTTON"
*pushes button and moon explodes*
O_o "oops"
*whistles and walks away*
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"Falling water balloons! Good thing I came prepared!"
*Gets a fireproof umbrella with tough leather so it won't break and raises it above head.*
*Sends rest of panther army after Green*
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*flys into cave, leaving army behind me. Army shoots down the imposter.*
"Good thing I'm safe in here."
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*Sees the rest of Raven's panther army*
Aw frik naw. LOCK N LOAD!
*Gets grenade launcher and shoots the panthers.*
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*Takes a grenade and Throws it at Green*
"Have a taste of your own medicine!"
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*bombs Namine*
"thats for shooting me down!"
*flys away to someplace you'll never find me*
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*Sees Namine's grenade.*
Wha's this, a pear? MY ALLERGIES!
*Dodges it*
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"AUGH!" *runs away and hides in a cow's stomach*
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...Ewww lol xDDD)
*Falls back to earth after Tofu exploded the moon*
"Curse whoever made a moon exploding button!"
*Finds a string*
"STRING!" :D
*Pulls it*
*A cage lowers over the cow that Namine is hiding in*
"Hmm... I should probably help her.."
*Looks at the cage again*
"N'aw"
*Skips away*
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-unleashes an army of Combine, Headcrabs, Headrab Zombies, and Headcrab Zombines-
"Go my army and DISTROY EVERYTHING but my fort."
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Unleashes every canine in the world on them. all the dogs/wolves/foxes/jackals/coyotes/dingos/blah. "GO EAT THE CRABS AND PANTHERS!"
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-Combines get there butts kicked-
USE YOU GUNS YOU IDIOTS
-combies start pwning the canines-
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*walks into battle feild*
when did i get here??? oh well."
*takes giant cannon out of back pocket and starts firing Rebbecca Blacks "Friday" song at everyone.*
*laughs maniacally* "hehehehe!!! hahahAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ITS WORSE THAN A NUCLEAR BOMB!!!(http://image.wetpaint.com/image/2/CQF_Er94vHgM_mqnoXHmgQ3571)
-plays justen beiber to fight it.- (http://image.wetpaint.com/image/2/4GO9S6lNloIWIheLlS8AWQ7387)
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GAHHHH I CANT TAKE IT
-kills self seting off a 9010 mega ton termal nuclear planet buster-
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I win. (http://image.wetpaint.com/image/2/n55T07Jbcqhb68H4xt0KCA4267)
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*explodes the cow*
*Stays in sound proof cage, safe from everything trying to kill me*
*laughs at everyone*
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-brakes Liyese's cannon and kills justin failure. then slaps okami with a glove-
"DONT YOU EVER PLAY BOTH THOSE SONGS AGAIN BOTH OF YOU, or bad things will happen, BAD THINGS."
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-plays jb live trying to kill everyone.- I had a spare. -.- They say his song triggers brain tumers.
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-brakes whatever okami is playing jf on, then slaps her with a fish-
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I spawn a Spy to slice that fish in half!
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-spawns a headcrab-
"GET THEM!!!"
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-spawns jb cd and plays it in tofus head.-
Die.
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COME MY MINIONS!
-Rabid dogs come running and tackling everyone-
COME MY CAT MINIONS!
-Rabid cats come running and kills the cd-
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*hums to "Simple and Clean" while sitting on the gorund, safe from everything trying to attack.*
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-unscrews top of head-
" GET OUT DUMB MUISIC!!!"
-pulls jb muisic out of head and kills it-
"ITS PAYBACK TIME"
-duck tapes headpones that are playing ear distroying techno to okamis head-
"NOW YOU WILL GO DEAF"
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*looks down from catplane*
"hmm looks like they're having fun...lets join in!"
*jumps in throwing molotovs at black with kitties on them*
*plays indestructible: disturbed*
im da master of wwwwaaaaaaaarrrrrr!!!!!!!!
*grabs drumset after done using molotovs*
"feel as the earth trembles beneath my kittymaton!"
*drumset turns into cat mecha"
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*starts shooting lazerbeams and breaks karisha's cage*
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"Ahh!!!"
*Spawns Na'Vi and all their creatures and sends them to destroy everything.*
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-builds space platform that looks like Midna's portals but with skyscrapers on it and in space-
"I AM THE SKY KING FEEL MY WATH!!!!!"
-fires maga-nukes randomly at the Earth-
"DIE, MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!"
-spawns army of auto turrets, drone spaceships, and OVER 9000 Combine with heavy weapons to protect platform-
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*teleports back in time to a galaxy far far away and a long time ago and steals the deathstar*
"suck deathray!"
*fires at platform*
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*takes giant(what is with all the giant stuff anyways??) keyboard and smashes all the ocelots in the world!!!!
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Funny irl I'm actually going deaf. T.T
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(awww... so am i)
-with sheer force of will deflects the death ray-
"My turn."
-fires enough nuclear missiles to blot out the sun then shoots a ion rocket down that one hole that leads to the death stars reactor-
"YEEEEEEHHOOOO"
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*sees ocelots dying*
"h-how could you?"
*tears are streaming down face*
"they had souls too you know!....and theyre related to jaguars"
"anyway"
*turns into godzilla sized ocelot with dual Uzis*
"you will die"
*starts shooting*
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I SUMMON IRKENSSSS
-Summons irkens to destroy stuff-
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-eats a pizza-
"look at that pityfull world."
-fires a planet buster at earth.-
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*flys away and douses the sun*
hehehe no heat suckas!
*flys to another hosptiable planet 5000000000000000000000000000000000000000 lightyears from earth*
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*flys to a random planet that looks exactly like earth but has anthro animals instead of humans*
"Yeah rock on!!"
*dances to random songs that play on my Ipod while everyone looks confuddled at me then starts bowing down at me saying* "We shall obey you, master."
*Stares to the animals then shrugs and orders them*
"Hey you! Go find the others! And you! Yes you! Don't look at me that way! Go get me a coffee!!! Move it Move it people we got a job to do hurry find those people and destroy them!"
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"My Plantform has heaters and a solor reactor." :P
-teleports platform to a habitable distance away from the sun of the anthro planet-
-points at a random combine- "You! go tell the scientists to make more zombies and headcrabs." -points at another random combine- "You! get me a pizza!"
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teleports to moon using teleportation necklace and uses nuclear slugs to shoot english >:D
YES IM IRISH!
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"OooK, I guess I didin't destroy earth hard enough."
-Launches 10 mega-nukes at what used to be earth.-
"That sould do the trick."
<Random Combine Soldier> "Sir there is a habitable planet inthis solor system."
"What, really. Well......ATTACK!!!! And this time DON'T KILL ANYONE!!"
-Sicks army of combine on the planet-
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Noms heads as last result. "It's the world apocalypse!!! Murr!" She said as she began playing more justen bieber.
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*is lieing on a pool float drinking lemonade as it is summer in the world that I'm at and sighs comfertably, as the ASaSR (Animal Space and Sky Reasearch) sends tiny control flying camreas/teleporters to look or the other people, a radar beeping finding that there is another habitable world in the soloar stystem. they teleport themselves to that planet, finding that an amy of Combine soldiers are there. They teleport me there to show me*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
*before they shoot my machines teleport me and them back to the home planet*