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As the title asks.. What's your excuse?
The idea is to come up with valid excuse for something that another user says that you did.
Don't understand? Here's an example:
User1: You go to jail for murder. What's your excuse?
User2: I was running with a knife.
Next: You get sent to the office for back-talking the teacher. What's your excuse?
Etc...
How creative can we get? I'll go first!:
You get pulled over for speeding. What's your excuse?
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I was on my way to becoming the new Prime Minister but I was already late for that announcement, and I didn't have anything to change into so I'm going in my mankini. x:
You don't have your homework in school. What's your excuse?
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My dog ate it.
You ate your dogs food. What's your excuse? xD
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I was testing to see if it was poisonous or not. You've been caught stealing a banana from the shop. What's your excuse?
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My grandma told me to.
Lmao
You forgot to feed your pet for a week. What's your excuse? XD
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Well seeing as a dog can go up to about 6 days without food/water.. I had someone else feed them while I forgot.
You got an F on a super easy test, what's your excuse?
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I was studying the sun in Astronomy class and I accidentally stared at the sun too long and became blinded. I couldn't read the questions properly on the test.
You robbed a bank. What is your excuse?
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I was trying to help out homeless people c':
You messed with a hornets' nest and your friend got stung five times. What's your excuse?
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i was trying to kill them but you got in the way
you got caught leaving the house after curfew.
what's your excuse?
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The traffic was bad.
You get caught cheating on a test. What's your excuse?
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They had a bug on their test paper...
You were caught skipping class by pretending that you were sick. What's your excuse?
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I was told that I sat in something, and was afraid to go back to class..
You forgot to feed your pet(s) over night. What's your excuse?
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You lost your pet meese.
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It's just on vacation.
You farted in class and everyone knows you did it. What's your excuse?
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make another similar noise visibly with your mouth and say "pretty impressive, right?"
your friend is showing you something they worked hard on and you accidentally spilled something all over it while they were away. what's your excuse?
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The bottom of the cup fell off.
You didn't finish all your vegetables. What's your excuse?
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i am allergic to green
You broke the window in the classrom, what's your excuse?
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Bumping this!
The window was old and a bird flew into it causing someone else to get scared and hit the window which broke it and didn't make a shattering sound until I poked it ever so lightly.
Your chair broke when you sat on it, and so did a leg on your desk that you tried to hold onto, everything slipped off of your desk and onto the floor and now there's a big mess. What's your excuse?
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I was being tasered by the spirit of VP pence for being gay af
You had a baby and named it Guac. What's your excuse?
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Someone bet me a million dollars that i couldnt do it, and now i am a million dollars richer, sir.
There's a clown eating leftover cake in your kitchen, Obama chillin' in the pool, two bros chilling in the hot tub 5 feet apart 'cuz they're not gay, the cash me ousside girl doing some maccaroni and the I almost dropped my croissant dude preparing breakfast. And then theres Donald Trump making bing bing boing noises.
Oh and there's people burning your furniture on the restroom. All of this while the song "Village People - YMCA" plays on the background.
Whats your excuse?
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I was playing my Nintendo Switch while riding a motorcycle and these guys all started to follow me home. They wanted to steal my switch and expensive motorcycle, maybe.
You screamed in the middle of a crowd for no reason, and all eyes are on you. What's your excuse?
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A spider touched me.
You stole a motercycle and made a train full of passengers derail. What's your excuse?
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The motorcycle stole me.
You scared Little Miss Muffet off of her tuffet. What's your excuse?
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I tried to be a spider.
You slap a bunch of people and you get in trouble. What's your secret?
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There was a spider on their faces.
You rode your plane into a ship and thus making the ship sink. What's your excuse?
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I was sleeping at the wheel.
You belted out the lyrics of "The Ultimate Showdown" at a family-friendly area. What's your excuse?
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I ah, I was listening to Neil Cicierega's albums on shuffle and was hit by a truckload of nostalgia. It's uh, comparably better than singing Annoyed Grunt out loud.
Your parents caught you wearing shutter shades and a bathrobe while hooking up fireworks on a life sized plastic dog figure, What's your excuse?
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It wanted to go to the moon right this second.
Your vegetables fell onto the floor before you could eat any of them. What's your excuse?
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the cat knocked them off.
you just jettisoned the last of our food rations into space
sir what is your excuse
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Sir, I'd like you to know that it was completely a system malfunction, the ship has been under such low maintenance that the cargo bay hatch's servos have corroded to the point where it no longer responds to any of our controls. If it weren't for the emergency shut down we could've lost some personnel.
You found yourself stuck in a public trashcan with no real way of getting out without some professional help, what's your excuse to them?
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I heard some news coming from it, so I went to investigate. Only to fall in from being so short.
You find yourself in the school hallway which is trashed, violated property, and overall in bad condition. The principal and a few others find you in the hallway alone. What is your excuse?
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There was a spider.
You rip up train rails and make the train accidently derail and almost fall off into a ravine. What's your excuse?
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I thought this track wasn't in operation. The rails were rusted and I was told to replace them!
You barely managed to escape a crash when you were driving, your car and several other vehicles were heavily damaged, what's your excuse?
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My car has a mind of its own!
You gained the power to make it rain at will... But you used that power at the wrong time, when there was a wedding that wasn't under a roof. What's your excuse?
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The forecast was incorrect! Sorry!
You end up screeching like Four from BFB, stunning a lot of people. What's your excuse? (apologies if you don't understand this)
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Sorry there was a snail on my shoulder.
You broke your mom's favorite expensive vase
what'syer excuse?
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It attacked me so I attacked back!
You made the pet dog somehow spontaneously combust. What's your excuse?
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Sorry I need some air and I uhhh... -Disappears randomly-
You ate your best friend's sculpture that they worked on for a year
What do ya do?
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Thought it was chocolate :0
Your friend told you to hold the stairs while they unscrew a lightbulb but you didn't. They fell and injured themselves, what's your excuse?
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There was a spider on the ground and I had to squash it with the ladder!
Your parents catch you dancing outside in the full moon, with only pants on while swinging a stuffed cat in the air over your head with "All Star" playing on a small radio. What's your excuse?
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Full moon issues mami.
You break the family's favorite veryexpensive TV
What is your excuse?
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I was bowling on Wii Sports w/o the bracelet.
You've suddenly changed into a cat with three legs and an eyepatch.
What's your excuse?
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I wanted to be a pirate cat, arr matey.
You watched multiple hour-long documentaries into the late hours of the night, you have work/school the next day. What's your excuse?
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They were documentaries about what is taught in school, no worries.
You forgot something very important, what's your excuse?
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I didn't expect I should bring it today, next time you could've told me
You look through your grandma's antique porcelain figure collection and broke one, what's your excuse?
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soRRY ONE OF THEM WERE EATING ICE CREAM AND I GOT JEALOUS
You made every single tree in a forest fall down, what's your excuse to your parents?
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Every tree got tired of standing, so they wanted to lie down to see what that's like. ALRIGHT TREES, TIME TO GET BACK UP AGAIN! *They don't get up, so tries to lift a tree but it fails* They like lying down better.
You killed the beloved family pet. What's your excuse?
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It tried to eat my shoes. Uh duh.
Dude, You just stabbed me. Why did you do that. Why.
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Just curious to see if you're really not some sort of cybernetic copy in case Skynet takes over
You caused global nuclear war, what's your excuse?
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Because I wanted to play fallout 4 in real life.
Dude, you just drank an experimental liquid in a beaker. Why.
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That Copper Sulfate solution looks just like Pepsi! I was SO BORED I needed at least something to drink. Didn't taste any good unfortunately.
You served your vegetarian friend a real burger without substitutes without telling, what's your excuse?
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Being Vegan is actually more dangerous for the enviorment than just eating meat, also just give me the burger part I will eat it for you, you can have the vegetables toppings if you want so you don't have to eat the meat, sorry will not happen again, promise. *Friend runs to the bathroom about to puke, I hold her hair back not caring that I am a guy in the ladies room with her while she pukes*
You broke your friends tablet because it had a yaoi picture on it and you don't like yaoi, what do you have to say for yourself, huh? XD
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There was this huge spider, it was this big!! It jumped on my arm while I was on your tablet and I just had to slam it with something.
You got caught meditating by your intricate skull shrine with scented candles dedicated to your favorite music artist by your visiting relatives, what's your excuse?
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Well I don't know how to tell you this mom, but I worship the god of death from egyptian mythology, Anubis. *Gets asked about the rock band poster rather close to the shrine* That is just there because that is where I put it before I started worshiping this god. Deal with it...
Your cat jumps on part of your body that is in pain at the moment, you scream out cursing in Japanese (Or any Non-English Language) because it hurt so bad. Your mom/dad walks in with many questions, what is your excuse?
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I've been learning a lot of languages recently, it's quite interesting! I only know street lingo though, it's supposed to be really lively compared to the standard.
You're in a bus with your friend and you talk about how attractive the person sitting across you is in a foreign language, but that person actually understood what you were saying about them. The person gives you a stare, what's your excuse?
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I was talking about your- uh- how attractive your bus seat is! sweats
You're babysitting your neighbor's 3 month old child. The parents of the child come home and you're found holding the child outside, up to the blinding white light of a UFO, and you and your friend that you were allowed to invite over to help with the babysitting screaming "SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!" What's your excuse?
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In order to save the world, the beings in the UFO demanded a sacrifice. They should be proud that their bab is saving the world right now. Also, since this disaster happened, I'm giving them a 20% discount! :D
You wake up with the most country accent you could ever think of hearing. You try to avoid speaking but, eventually your friends confront you about your silence. What's your excuse?
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Well, howdy pardners!
You were in the house when you've suddenly attracted a weasel with a sharpened fidget spinner. You run off to the park and the weasel is killing many adults, teens, and children with it. What's your excuse?
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Basically not throw a fidger spinner that's sharp to a weasel.
You were in benny's workshop (fallout new vegas) and you suddenly see yes man trying to meet you, but you fall off scared. What's your excuse?
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"Sorry! You startled me!"
You just realized you took the last cookie in the cookie jar. What's your excuse?
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i needed brain food.
you are center stage on the biggest talent show in the nation and you're killing it, until you run off with the lights still blinking and the music still going, what's your excuse?
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I smelled my favourite food and got hungry.
You wake up to a bunch of people partying in your house and your mom is mad, thinking you lead all of those people here. What's your excuse?
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Call the police! They're robbing our house... Of its boringness!
Somebody breaks in and destroys a vase, -person- thinks you broke the vase and is angry. What's your excuse?
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Tell my family i didn't break the vase.
You were playing robot unicorn attack, but then you fell off for accident and you got a low score, what's your excuse?