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How To Play~
First, you fill in the blank, for example: "Waiter, there's a squirrel in my soup!" Then, the
next person to post will pretend to be the waiter and state a solution, like so: "Just tell him there's peanuts on sale" along with the next 'There's a ____ in my soup!" Sentence. Got it? Sorry for my terrible english and explaining skills xD And if all of yeh understand how to play, we can probably start now.
"Waiter, there's a possesd mini-van in my soup!"
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"Well fill it's tank up so it can get back on the road."
"Waiter, there's a Dr. Flob (the moderator) in my soup!"
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"Don't worry, we can take her out and put her back into the computer."
"Waiter! There's a orange monkey in my soup!"
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*dont worry we have bananas in the back yard
Waiter their is a Cinnamon(my chara) in my Soup!!!!!
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"Dont worry, we can either suck her back in-game or put her in the cinnamon toast crunch box, i bet she'd rather be there than your soup."
"Help! There is the awesome Shallow (mod) in my soup!
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How did I end up in Vespian's soup? xD
"Don't worry Echo. We've got an endless supply of coffee to tempt her out. ;)"
"Waiter! There's a red double-decker bus in my soup!"
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Put that bus back into Britan.
Waiter, there is a bullet in my soup!
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dont worry -grabs a gun and puts bellets inside- we will sell it
Waiter their is a.....frog in mah soup
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Well, you ordered frog legs... But we ran out of plates, so ya get frog soup instead.
Waiter, there's a train in my soup!
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"Don't worry, the train's next stop is King's Cross station."
"Waiter, there's a window in my soup!"
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"Didn't you ask to get a seat closer to the window?"
"Waiter! There's a leach in my soup!"
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Oh no! Here, lets take that leach and put it in a bully's mohawk hair and then dump the soup out and get chu some new soup for free.
WAITERZ!!!! DERE IS A TAKANI IN MEH SOUP!
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Terribly sorry, we got confused with table seven's request.
Waiter, there's a Will Smith in my soup!
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Terribley sorry, my good sir. I'll go give this to the fftable of fangirls over there, and i'll get you new soup.
Waiter, there's a fox in my soup!
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"Dang it, got the orders mixed up again."
Excuse me, waiter, there is a Duna (my lion) in the soup.
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She threatened to kill the diner's staff we didn't hand her to you.. and i'm too young too die!
Waiter, there's a anteater in my soup!
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There were ants in your soup :l
Waiter.. There is a Whitelightheart in my soup.
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Oh no! I'll just take her out and let Red take care of her.
Waiter, there is a Mustache in my soup!
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Oh dear it fell off again...
Waiter there's a golf ball in my soup
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I told the manager not to put the restaurant near a golf course. Did he listen to me? No.
Waitor, there's a pencil in my soup!
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draw the soup they said, it will be fun they said.
Waiter there's a McDonalds in my soup
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Dangrabbit the spies are back!
Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup!
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do you mind, i'm having a bath!
Waiter there's a snake in my soup!
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BILLY DID IT
Waiter, there's a bowl of soup in my soup!
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I apologize; I didnt mean to stack table 5's soup in yours :>
WAITER, theres a AlphaEclipse in my soup ;0;
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Tell her my butt is repaired... After Feareh ate it earlier :I
Waiter, i fell into my soup!
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Sorry but you orderd a 'large' soup, right?
Waiter, there's a Omar Epps in my soup!
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I'm sorry i don't even know what that is.
Waiter there's a live dinosaur in my soup!
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Omar Epps is an actor.
We'll take him back to Jurassic park!
Waiter, there's an Umbreon in my soup!
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Use this Pokeball -hands pokeball-
Waiter, there is a football in my soup
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-Takes it out- Easy!
Waiter, there's a World Cup in my soup!
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*Gets out blow torch* Let me melt that down for you ma'am. >:D
Waitor, there's a baby rabbit in my soup!
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"I thought you liked rabbit soup?!"
"Waiter, there's a T-Rex in my Salad!"
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He wanted to become vegan
Waiter, there is a potato in my soup
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That's how we make potato soup...with potatoes in it.
Waiter, there's a Scrabble letter in my soup! Specifically an a 'K'.
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Very sorry ma'am, looks like i got your order messed up with table 8's.
Waiter, there's a banana in my soup!
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Wait, I thought you wanted Bananas...
WAITER!!!! There's a cockroach in my stinkin soup D:<
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*GIRLY SCREEEAAAM*
Waiter, there's a violin in my fabulous soup! D:
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It's musical soup, if you catch my meaning ;)
Waiter, there's bubble wrap in my soup!
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Welp. Just take it out XD
Waiter there is a soup in my soup
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Did you not order soup, miss?
Waiter, there's a lawn mower in my soup!
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You did order vegetable soup, right? Well i addded to much veggies.
Waiter, there's a bus in my soup!
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"Don't worry, it probably lost its way to bus stop."
derp
"Waiter, there is a crystal from Fluorite Plains in my soup!"
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You are the chosen one.
Waiter, there's a dog in my soup!!
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Lure it out with a bone.
Waiter, there's ten little kittens who lost their mittens swimming in my soup!
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Here you go fellas, i found yer mittens.
Waiter, there's a dinosaur in my soup!
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Crush it with sedimentary rocks.
Waiter, there's a black hole in my soup!
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*Shoves soup in the hole*
Waiter, there be a doge (the meme) in my soup!
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*Throws Tumblr at it*
Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup! o,..,o
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Agh! Another slacker!
Waiter, there's a guinea pig in my soup!
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"Oh, terribly sorry, it must have crawled out meh stockin' again."
"Waiter, theres a Vask(da derp) in my soup, and shes twerking." Ouo
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*drops plates and hides under table* GET AWAY, GET IT AWAY! *sob*
Waiter, there's a Whisperingwaves in my soup! (Well you started ittt)
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Yeast, I thought you said the person standing twards the east (Side of the diner)
Waiter, there is a Banana in my soup :I
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GIMME THAT BANANA
I was saving it for my lunch break ;-;
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Waiter, there's a lava lamp in my soup!
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"But Ma'am, don't you just, Lava-Love-it? The cook put that in just for you. She might have a fancy for ye'."
"Oh, Waiter, There seems to be a Hannah Hart in my soup." (Not that I'm really gonna complain about that,
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-le shoves back into Moss's signature-
Waiter, AlphaEclipse is in my soup!
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"Well, that's like the 20th time Alpha escaped.. We might just need a tranq."
Waiter, there is a TV remote in my soup..
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Ooh, futurama time. -Click click, flops on the couch for a month and passes out until Friday 13-
Waiter, there's a collection of Beanie Babies in my soup!
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Waiter, there is a soup in my soup.
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"well then just eat it since you have extra soup now."
Waiter there's a cat in my soup!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS
Waiter, there's a bowl in my soup!
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Ah...looks like the chef got things the wrong way round again. He's even wearing his shirt back to front.
Waitor, there's a ladder in my soup! And a tiny person just fell off it.
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EEEK! Mice! Call the exterminator! -jumps onto table-
Waiter, there's a Mate-beggar in my soup! And it won't shut up!
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*A bunch of people come out playing instruments* CAAAAN YOU FEEL THE LOOOVE TONIGHT~
Waiter, there's a spoon in my soup!
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I'm terribly sorry. We meant to give you a fork.
Waiter, there's a Miley Cyrus in my soup. ANd she keeps twerking!
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BURN IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!
Waiter the earth is in my soup!
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Hmm, can't help with that... *leaves*
Waiter, the 10th Doctor fell in my soup and he can't get up D:
*LolImdrunk*
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Then where is the TARDIS? Oh wait he FAINTED!? Give him CPR ASAP!
Waiter! There's a banana(I hope it's not taken) in my soup! Agggh get it out I'm allergic to bananas(mildy, it just causes and itchiness on the back of my throat, I know TMI)!
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Oops, this meal was meant for the ape in the corner. Wait, that's a person in the corner?
Waiter, there's a coupon for free soup in my soup!
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Free soup!? Can I haz egg drop soup?
Waiter! There's a lemon with the face of Will Sasso carved into it, and its in my soup!
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KILL IT WITH FIRE
Waiter, there's nothing in my soup!
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Oh whops.. I guess we gave you the air brand...
Waiter, theres a masterball in my soup!!
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-Throws it out- "All better."
"Hey, wait, there's a Feralheart in my soup!"
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Hey, your characters wanted to visit!
Waiter, there's a cookie in my soup!
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Oh, terribly sorry, mustz dropped it from my sock when I was wringing em' out for Sock Soup.
Waiter, there's a MochaCoca in my soup! And she's fabulous.
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-picks her up and puts her in a computer-
Ahem, waiter, excuse me, but there is a lion in my soup that has eaten my arm. Be a gentleman and remove it please. -doesn't care about missing arm XD-
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Oh, you do know that we serve everyone of all shapes and sizes? That includes lions! :3
Waiter, there's dinosaur in my soup!
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*le throws rocks at Dinos* KILL IT WITH ROOOOCKSSS
Waiter, there's a Charles Ingalls in my soup! asgddgdjgjv
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Just find Laura and he'll disappear.
Waiter, there seems to be a Chibi Link in my soup.
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"Oops I think Frank did that. -Points to derpy Frank-"
"Waiter, there's a diaper in my soup! And it seems to be used... T^T"
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Eww *le puts on radioactive suit and picks it up and throws it into a pit of acid*
Excusez-moi, dear waiter... there seems to be a book in my soup.
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it must be your homework you didn`t do
waiter..... their is a purple skittle in my soup.
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Eats skittle
Waiter, there's my 3DS in my soup!
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Oh, THAT'S where I left my game! *plays*
Waiter, there's an internet and a zillion ads in my soup!
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Looks like you need AdBlock! Now here's an Ad!
Waiter, there's a galaxy in my soup.
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Oh, wait, that's mine. //plays spore all day
Waiter, there's an art gallery ad in your soup!
|Off Topic > Media > Art Galleries > Neo's Gallery of Shiz(stuffinparentheses)|
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Hmmm... Intrigueing art...
Waiter, there's a SPORE(the game) in my soup.
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Picks up creature and stares at it for a while before slapping Greystar in the face.
"Its just a black corn! Don't be cornist!"
Waiter, there's a numbat in my soup.
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That numbat has an intriguingly long tongue.
Waiter, there is a cat in my soup. Isn't this a violation of the poor cat? E.E
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Aww, I'll name you Tigg!
WAAAITERRR! WHY IS THERE A MONSTER IN MY SOUP TRYING TO EAT MY HAND?!
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Oh silly, it's just a really hungry bear.
Waiter there's a wolfaboo in my soup. It won't stop yelling at me.
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Here, take this-- It's dangerous to FH alone! //gives block button\\
Waaaiterrr! The three little korean girls in my soup didn't play fair! (PM if you get the reference made here)
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Just give them cats.
Waiter! There is tail in my soup.
(I want to wear it!)
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-puts it on your head-
Waiter, WHAT DO I WANT? A CURE FOR ADHD! INSTEAD THERE'S A SQUIRREL IN MY SOUP!
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-Gives hot cocoa.-
This is your delicious refund.
Waiter, there is a Mary Su- -Bitten by Mary Sue.-
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...Here, lemme just give it a big fat horse vitamin so it chokes.
Waiterrrr! There's am eye-burningly fabulous sparkly wolfaboo in my soup!
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Just skin it and make it into a pillow for a five-year-old girl.
Waiter! There is a whole bouquet of flowers in my soup!
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Oi! That's my daughter's bouquet for her wedding!
Waiter, there's a pillow for a 5year old in my soup!
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Eww! -Tosses it into a pit full of 5-year-olds-
Waiter! There's a pegasus in my soup!
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Is it blue, with a rainbow mane?
Waiter, there's a supercomputer in my soup and it says Code:
But I don't know what the code is! D8
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*types random code* Oh look it's about to explode
Waiter theirs a Keetra in my Soup! (a species I made up)
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((It was supposed to be Lyoko oh well))
Pet it.
Waiter, there's a Griffin in my soup.
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Ride it to victory! (whats a Lyoko?)
Waiter there's a garbage bin in my soup!
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Waiter, there's an Emotes.cfg notepad file in my soup, which is pudding-flavored tea!
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((look up Code Lyoko. It's like my childhood.))
UHH...
Waiter. There is a noodle in my soup.
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You did order chicken noodle soup did you not?
Waiter, there's a zebra in my soup!
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Holy- who put that in there?!
Waiter, there's chips in my bag of air!
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HWAAAT?
Waiter, there's a bowl of soup in my bowl of soup in my bowl of soup in my bowl of soup!
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Eats extra soup in extra bowls
Waiter, theres, a powerplaying lion king fan in my soup!
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Kill it with fire!
Waiter, there's a picture of my grandfather in my soup.
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It's probably just your imagination. But if he's real, get him out as soon as you can, he'll drown!
Waiter, the Hoenn region is in my soup! (Yes I do like Pokemon.)
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Starts a new game
Waiter, there's a pit full of 5 year olds in my soup! They are innocent, I wanna get them home without harming them!
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*dumps out soup* they should be fine.
Waiter Master Chief is in my soup! ((I've played too much Halo XD ))
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Oh crap
Waiter! There's a Sonic 2006 game in my soup!
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Just write a creepypasta about it.
Waiter! There's a Ben Drowned in my soup, can I keep 'im? *cute face*
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I guess so.
Waiter the Five Nights at Freddy's characters are in my soup I wanna keep Foxy!
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Ok.
Waiter, there's this picture in my soup! Can I keep it and put it on the wall of my room? Im a fangirl of Sonic and Shadow and Silver because their awesome!
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Of course!
Waiter, the lovely couple in my signature is in my soup!
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QUICKLY GET THEM OUT BEFORE THE BURN/ DROWN!
Waiter a horde of demon spiders is in my soup!!
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(Kills spiders)
Waiter, there's a wolf in my soup!
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Don't kill the spiders! And is that wolf even alive??
Waiter, there's a BlackTeaDragon egg in my soup.
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"Oh, i'll call the exterminator to get that egg out."
waiter, theres a 10000" tv in my soup XD
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You still eat it! (Hueee~~~~)
Waiter, there's a secret recipe page in my soup!
And it's melting into my soup!
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EAT AROUND IT!
Waiter, there's a demonic pickle monster in my soup!
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*Grabs and throws it outside*
Better? OuO
Waiter, there is a came chip in my soup!
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"Don't worry! I'll feed it to Delavex" (my OC)
"Waiter! There's a Dalek in my soup!"
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*Takes out, simply*
OuO
Waiter, there's a phone in my soup!
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TAKE A SELFIE!
Waiter, there's a Devynex in my soup!
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You put that Devynex next to you and you eat!
Waiter, there's a book in my soup!
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//Removes book and reads it in the corner// Ohhi
Waiter, there's an ant queen crapping lots of eye-munching xeno ants in my soup! THEY'LL KILL MEEE!
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Just shoot it with the complimentry radar gun.
"Dear waiter, there's a Ouija board in my soup."
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-Useth it- Oh no, it came up with 411... I MUST TELL YOU SOME INFORMATION OF SOMETHING
Waiter, there's an anorexic barbie in my soup ;-;
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*operated voice* Please try again after the beep.
Waiter, there is a skull in my soup.
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Eat it.... calcium! :3
Waiter, there's a Bohemian Rhapsody in my soup!
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JUST SING WITH ME: "I'M JUST A POE BOY NOBODY LOVES ME, HE'S JUST A POE BOY IN A POE FAMILY"
sorry for caps, it was just a very, very dramatic moment for me.
Waiter, there is a half-eaten sandwich in me soup!
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Oh sorry thats mine...
WAITER A SHARKS IN MY SOUP
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*sacrifices sharks to Betsy* BETTER?!
Waiter, there's a sacrificial dagger in my soup...
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Do not worry, child. We'll lure it out...
*creepy grin*
Waiter! There's a fetus in my soup!
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*calmly takes out* ok *awkwardly shuffles out door*
Waiter, there a TheDiamondMinecart youtube video in meh soup!!
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Well then. I'll juST BURN IT.
Waiter! There's a Bring me the horizon album in my soup!
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It a early Christmas present! o3o
Waiter! There's a mini TARDIS with a mini 12th doctor in my soup!
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oh, ok ill just smash the TV and put them in :O.
waiter, theres rainbows,unicorns,pink fluffy ponys, and girly stuff in my soup O>O!!!!!!!!!!!
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*Backs away into corner of wall*
KILL IT, KILL IT, KILL IT! *Screaming*
Waiter, there's a binder in my soup!
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STOP MAKING EXCUSES AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!!
^ (just thought of a teacher yelling XD)
Waiter! There's an 11th doctor as a wolf in my soup!
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//Takes it out and chews on it// owo Wut?
Waiterrrr! WHY IS A NAME THIEF IN MY SOUP?! He took my character name! ;m;
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*smashes soup* There.
WAITER AN ANGRY PERSON ACCUSING ME OF DESIGN THEFT IS IN MY SOUP ;-;
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*Slaps the angry person and kicks them out restaurant* Enjoy. :3
Waiter, there's pizza I didn't order in my soup!
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Ooh! //Nom//
Waiter! Why is there an anime character in my soup?!
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*Looks at* *Steals anime character* :3
Waiter, there are cat ears in my soup!
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Put them on and you can be a neko for freee!
Waiter! There's a gerenuk in my soup!
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*Looks around*
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT A GERENUK IS!?
Waiter, there's a mint dog bone in my soup! I'm not a dog!
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*calls dog* DOGGY COME EAT!
waiter theres still pink,fluffy,girly, unicorns in my soup! *slaps bowl* KILL THEM!
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*nukes them* Better?
Waiter! There's a Foxy (fnaf character) in my soup!
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OMGGG
*Grabs Foxy and cuddles*
Waiter, there's a Jason Grace in my soup. <3
He looks so adorable. OuO
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*Throws out window* U saw nothing
Waiter! There's David Tennant in my soup!
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I don't know who he is, so better safe than sorry.
-Dumps soup down the drain-
Waiter! Steven Stone is in my soup!
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*Puts soup in trash* Let me take care of that for you
Waiter, there's food in my soup! D:
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*takes out food* Your starving >:D
WAITER! 1D is in my soup singing D:<
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Everyone else in the room can see it, everyone else but you!
-Dumps soup down the drain-
Turtlex, why did you throw Steven in the trash? >:(
-Takes Steven out of the trash and sits him beside me-
Waiter! There's trash in my soup, after what you did to Steven!
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Here, allow me. -dumps soup on head and gets some fresh soup-
Waiter.....why is there an AlphaEclipse in my soup? Shes twerking...booty.
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Waiter, there's a neon in my soup!
*Splashes soup to the wall*
MY EYES.
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Don't care, k? *Smashes bowl*
Waiter, theres a virus (computer virus) in my soup D:
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Oh no, Not virus's! D:
Oh wait... there is a soup in my soup. Soupception, this can't be!
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I will give the soup in your soup to another customer.
Waiter, there's a fake turd in my soup!
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Better be safe than sorry.
-Dumps soup down the drain-
Waiter! The FeralHeart staff are in my soup!
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I'm very sorry, you may have broken the rules.
Waiter, there's a Moonrise Warriors Game in my soup!
(I saw this game originally on Moonrise :P)
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-Gasp- WANT!
-Takes the game out of the soup, runs home, puts it in my computer, and plays it-
Waiter, there's a FeralHeart character buttswinging in my soup!
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Very sorry, someone over there is playing FeralHeart on their laptop.
*Throws laptop out window*
Waiter, there's a Toby Turner in my soup!
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Wut?
Waiter, there's a Leafy (character from BFDI) in my soup!
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Mm, leafy soup! Leave her in there, that soup looks delicious.
Waiter, Flannery from Pokemon is in my soup! She looks like she's having a good time in there. (Apparently, she thinks it's a hot spring.)
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-eats Flannery- OMNOMNOM "not anymore...."
Waiter! There's a blobfish in my soup! It looks so sad...
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It's sad because I'm sad. :C
Waiter, there's a Mason in my soup!
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Ok. -does nothing-
WAITER, Little Babies Ice cream is in my soup! (Search little babies ice cream gifs)
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don't worry, it'll get brain freeze from eating its head and will leave on its own.
waiter, there's a meme in my soup!
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Wow. Such soup. Very taste. Much good.
Waiter! Steven Stone is doing the Caramelldansen in my soup! I'm watching too many Pokemon ORAS MMDs.
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*eats Steven* not anymore xD
Waiter! There is a laptop in my soup...!
(lol)
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Just plug your charger in and it doesn't have the excuse "I have no energy to move" and then tell it to get out.
Waiter~! There's rainbow bacon in my soup! >:I
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*Eats bacon* Here you go, ma'am.
Waiter, there's a weasel in my soup! *SCREECH*
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>:o *Grabs and puts around customers neck* thar, fabulous
Waiter~! There's an evil witch in my soup!
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*Squashes witch with house* "All better" :P
Waiter! there's a Selena Gomez poster in my soup! ;-;
#gross
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-Eats poster- Not anymore.
Waiter! There's a Redlinelies in my soup!
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-screeches- MakeMeMod MakeMeMod!!! -runs off with Redlinelies-
Waiter! There's a rainbow umbrella dancing in my soup!
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*opens umbrella* Ooohhh, that's bad luck.
Excusez-moi, waiter, there's a piece of the triforce in my soup.
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Hm, I don't know a lot about the Legend of Zelda series, but here goes.
-Plays random songs on ocarina-
Waiter! Kyogre is in my soup! It's about to Primal Revert!
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*Eats Kyogre* o3o
(what is a Kyogre...lol)
Waiter! I'm stuck in my soup!
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-Eats Annie- Not anymore.
Waiter, Nyan Cat is in my soup!
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nOOO u ate me D:
( XD )
-does nothing cuz im stuck inside you-
Waiter! You're in my soup! xD
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I know how to swim, so ha!
Waiter, there's Tomato Catsoup in my soup!
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*eats it* You saw nothing...
Waiter! There's a potato in my soup!
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NU dats BOB!
*Yells at BOB*
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD CHU NOT TO GO IN RANDOM PPLS SOUPS?!
ANYWHO.(lol)
Waiter! There's a cat in my soup!
AND I'M ALLERGIC TO CATS o.o
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*strokes it like a villian and laughs madly* This is not a cat. This is my henchman!
Waiter! There's a fursuiter in my soup dressed like an elephant!
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WTF?
Waiter, there's a nyan cat in my soup!
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*cuddles nyan cat* So fluffy..
Waiter! There's a pikachu in my soup!
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*slingshots it to The Pikachu Cafe in Japan*
Waiter, my crush is in my soup!
;_;
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*Fishes out and gives to you*
lel
Waiter! there's a lion in my soup o.o
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*burys face in fur* now to play chess! :3 *pulls chess board out of nowhere*
Waiter! Fluffle Puff is in my soup!
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What is that supposed to be?
Waiter, my 3DS is in my soup!
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-steals 3DS- you saw nothing...
Waiter! The trololo guy is in my soup!
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Too bad! Trololololololo!
Waiter, there's a Springtrap in my soup!
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gIMME *Pets Springtrap*
So pwetty
Waiter! An adorable fluffeh fox is in my soup!
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Aw! -Takes it out and pets it-
Waiter! Flannery from Pokemon is relaxing in my soup! (Apparently, she thinks it's a hot spring.)
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-puts her back into the pokeball- I must have left her out while I was cooking the froglegs...
WAITER! there's nothing in my soup bowl!
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Ok. -Adds some noodles and spices-
Waiter! There's an Xbox One in my soup!
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Make telephone contact Microsoft, thy shall have thee knowledge on thy tutorial to attend this tragic situation!
"Waiter, there's a used pad in my soup!"
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-grabs nuke gun-
Waiter! My OC Blade is in my soup!
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Would you like a fursuit with that?
Waiter, there's anime in my soup!
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-hands you a series collection of Sailor Moon- Get watchin'.
Oh, waiter~ There's a cute 'lil monster in my soup and he wants to cuddle!
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I'll go ahead and dry him for you, it'll be nice to cuddle with him.
Waiter, there's a song in my soup!
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Oh, my mistake. I meant to put LITERAL crap in it. Er, I mean, let me fix that for you.
Waiter, there's a shoggoth in my soup!
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Be sure to avoid the teeth!
Waiter, there's a television in my soup!
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Specially recorded with Steven Universe for you!
Waiter, a fusion of Greg and Rose is in my soup!
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Oooh!! Can I see?
Waiter, there's a parakeet in my soup!
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*Grabs parakeet* Hopefully we can wash him off with Soap, in stores now! *Grins like a person TV and displays a bottle of soap*
Waiter, there's a 17 by 17 Rubik's cube in my soup!
-
If only I knew how to solve those...
Waiter, there're dirty dishes in my soup!
-
-watches it-
Waiter! A skittle cloud is in my soup!
-
Mmm! Skittle cloud soup! Leave it in there.
Waiter, there's a cataboo in my soup! I love dogs, and the cataboo is like "BAWWWWWW U LOVE DAWGS CATZ RUEL U MAST DIE!"
-
Yikes.
Waiter, there's a house in my soup!
-
Would you like to move in to it? *Puts down for sale sign in soup*
Waiter, Grell is in my soup! *From Tullile's signature and avatar*
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Ok then.
Waiter! There's a whiny wolfaboo in my soup!
-
(haha, Spectrum xD) Not sure what a wolfaboo is, but you may want to get that out of your soup!
Waiter, Obama is in my soup!
-
-points- IT'S THE ILLUMINATI'S FAULT!
Waiter! Enoki is in my soup!
-
ERIS! What did you do this time?
Waiter, there's emotional music in my soup!
-
-cries- I can't take this much can emotionalness!
Waiter! A giant salmon is in my soup!
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Eat it. It's good for you.
Waiter, there's a Death Note in my soup!
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Hide it before L can find it!
Waiter, there's a manga in my soup!
-
Don't forget to dry it off before you paper-shred it! Oh, and all the ink will have bled into your broth. :3
Waiter! There's a arctic fox in my soup!
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Keep it then, it's on the house!
Waiter, there's something alive in my soup...
-
I cannot help you with your issue if you're not descriptive enough. For all I know it could be Godzilla and I wouldn't be able to tell.
Waiter, there's coffee in my soup!
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Coffee and soup are great alone, but not together! Allow me to get you some new soup because that one is obviously ruined.
Waiter, Kaneki Ken is in my soup!
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Oh- I- Well. -Hoards him.- I'll get you a new ghoul-free bowl of soup, yes?
Waiter, Grell Sutcliff is in my soup!
-
Be careful, he might steal your soul.
Waiter, cereal is in my soup!
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Yuck. No refunds.
Waiter, there are socks in my soup!
-
Tullile is a free elf!
Waiter, Walrider's in my soup!
-
Yikes. You may want to have that removed from your soup.
Waiter, Grell Sutcliff is in my soup!
-
-throws him out the window- you saw nothing..
Waiter! A shoe is in my soup!
-
Have a nice shoep.
Waiter! A meme is in my soup!
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LOVE IT AND CARE FOR IT!
Waiter, there's a drum set in my soup!
-
Ba dum, tsssss.
Waiter! There's a horse in my soup!
-
Careful while eating that, it might make you a little hoarse while swallowing that.
Waiter! There's a dragon in my soup!
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Well, find a sword and slay it, you big sissy!
Waiter, I've found the real Slim Shady! And he's in my soup!
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No, 'cause I'm the Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating.
Waiter, there's a whale in my soup!
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Well, you can just call me Ishmael.
Waiter! There's an eyeball in my soup! I think its staring at me! Do something!
-
Say 'eye' if you like your soup.
Waiter, there's a bunch of Stevens in my soup! It's from Steven Universe! They made an alternate timeline!
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Throw some Gems at it! That'll fix it!
Waiter, there's a piglet in my soup!
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IT'S TOO CUTE!
Waiter, Kirby's in my soup!
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Don't disturb him! He's fighting the soup boss.
Waiter, there's a ghost in my soup!
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Don't eat it! It's haunted!
Waiter, I'm in the soup!
-
"I told you not to play with the shrink-ray, now, didn't I?"
"Waiter, there happens to be a ripened eyeball in my soup,"
-
"Don't eat that, it's too old to eat.."
"Waiter, there's a finger in my soup"
-
"Well which hand does it belong to?"
"Waiter, there's a dead bird in my soup!"
-
Take my advice, a bird in the soup is worth two in a bush.
Waiter, there's a stairway in my soup!
-
It may lead to the TARDIS!
Waiter! There's an arm in my soup!
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Good, now slap yerself with it.
Waiter! There appears to be a little Italy in my soup. It's so cute.
-
How can a place be in your soup? Oh.. that Italy..
Waiter, Garnet is fighting tiny giant noodles in my soup!
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-slides over and watches-
Waiter! There's a wolfaboo in my soup!
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Drown it in soup!
Waaaiterrr! There's a bunch of Steven Universe gemsonas in my soup!
-
MINE! *Steals soup*
Waiter, there's Crying Breakfast Friends in my soup and I want to cry to because of Stevenbomb!
-
-watches Crying Breakfast Friends- I'm not here...
Waiter! One of my friends muses is in the soup!
-
*Grabs gun and shoots* Perfect for our mantle.
WAITER! THERE'S A WAITER WAITING A WAITER IN MY SOUP!
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WAIT WHAT?!
Waiter, there are some creepypastas in my soup. They're so cute.
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If you like them, why don't you let them stay? :3
Waiter, there's a lake in my soup!
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Would you like any mud with that?
Waiter, there's a Donkey Kong in my soup!
-
Then leave a banana trail or something?
Waiter! There's a animatronic in my soup- Hi Chica!
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Give her some pizza.
Waiter! There's a balloon in my soup!
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Go get Balloon Boy then, he'll take it out.
WAITER! There's a Roleplaying FNAF group in my soup!
-
Get the FNAF haters to scare them out.
Ehm, Waiter there seems to be a FNAF conspiracy theorist in my soup.
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I'm not sure what conspiracy means, so can't help you... D:
Waiter! There is a mini me in my soup! I'M CREEPING MYSELF OUT!
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(conspiracy is a plan to do something terrible)
Befriend your mini-me.
Waiter! There's a Pikachu in my soup!
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I chose YOU! SNIVY!
WAITER COME HERE OR NOT TIP! There is a collection of Steven Universe DVDs in my soup!
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What? GIMMEMEMEKJIGIEGMGEIGMEIKM! *Steals and runs out of building*
Waiter, there's a Lapidot package in my soup that came from Lapidot hell!
-
(That's sound a lot like something I'd say... I guess. XD)
WAITER! There is a long line leading up to the water slide in my soup!
(I went to a theme park today and there was a 45-60 minute wait just to get one one water slide... I also got sun burns and they sting me... Ugh...)
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Tell them that someone died on the slide :P
Waiter, there's no soup in my soup!!
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I'm afraid you didn't order soup.
Waiter, there's soup in my soup!
-
(It was tempting to say someone died...)
Good.
WAITER! There's a soap in my soup.
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Was that a spelling mistake?
Waiter, there isn't even soup in my soup!
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Tell that soup to get a room ouo
Waiter There's a Soup Family in my soup.
(dear god what trend hath I started?)
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(It was a spelling mistake at first... I think... But I do mean soap. xD)
I hate you, you hate me, dys fun cti onal family! - From some random person on Minecraft.
Waiter! THERE IS A CAPSLOCK IN MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOUP!
-
LET'S USE THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE, TOGEEETHHERRRR! *Chains up Angelica and pulls into soup with me*
Waiter, there's
enter
in
my
soup
!
-
That
Makes
Two
Of
Us,
Now
Doesn't
It?
WAITER! There is a chip of that machine that exploded with Peridot in my soup! Infact, I think I see Peridot's leg in my soup... o-o'
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I'm afraid she's missing her foot.
Waiter, there's Lapidot in my soup! I CANT STOP SHIPPING IT! HELP!
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Wait- what gender are they?
WAITER! There is a-... I forgot how you say it... Uhh... I think Purple Guy's sister is in my soup... Amitheist? Something like that... (Cannot think or type today... And too lazy to do spell check and correct my dumb typing.)
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Yeeeah, I don't got anythin' for FNAF :P
Waiter, there's a senpai in my soup!
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-Shoots it- Weirdo.
WAITER! There is still that person who might be Purple Guy's sister in my soup! She is even drinking my soup!
-
Silly, Purple Guy's sister is not Amethyst! Purple Guy's sister is Toy Bonnie.
Waiter, Lapis is in my soup!
-
And do you, Green, take Lapis to be in your soup?
Okay, that was weird of me.
WAITER! There is a big puff cheeto puff in my soup!
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KILL IT! *Grabs Sugilite's weapon and smashes Jasper*
Waiter, there is a stupid blue bunny with red cheeks in my soup!
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Destroy it in a fire.
Waiter! The spoon won't let go of my soup!
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And did your dish run away with your spoon?
WAITER!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There is a ! in my soup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!1!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Waiter, there is a stupid Jasper in my soup!
-
If it's a big puff cheeto puff, then is it a food? I mean, if it's a big puff cheeto puff, what's wrong with it in your soup? And actually, that IS a cheeto puff, not Jasper... I've never seen a cheeto puff with eyes and hair before though...
Waiter! There is a Pearl in my soup and she is complaining because I'm eating my soup wrong!
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Birb mom, wrong soup bowl.
Waiter, I don't even like soup!
-
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/9a906f93f14be249e3e528accdbe2180/tumblr_inline_ns4m6pVn7H1sgvdre_540.png)
Waiter! There's a Purple Guy in my soup- AND HE HAS DEAD CHILDREN IN HIS HAND- And... Steven? Oh no...
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I'LL SAVE YOU STEVEN! *Squishes Purple Guy and gets Steven*
Waiter, the song Synthetic Agony is stuck in my soup!
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I'll take that soup! Uhh... NO REFUND! -Runs off with soup-
Waiter! There is a meme in my soup!
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Y U NO MAKE MEME?
Waiter! There's a fox in my soup!
-
Say you have rabbits
Waiter, There's a Chole Price in my soup!
-
Who?
Waiter! There is a small village of Squidwards in my soup! (The villagers from Minecraft.)
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KILL THEM WIHT FIRE! *Sets soup, on fire*
Waiter, Your OC Sucks is in my soup! Their pretty entertaining.
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That isn't my OC... -pokes it with stick and give stick to you- Just... Kill it or something?
WAITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! There is a... a... a......... Hold on, it began to dive in the soup and then control it... LAPIS! LAPIS IS IN MY SOOOOUP! SHE IS TRYING TO ATTACK ME WITH SOUP!
-
-sits down and eats popcorn-
Waiter! There's a dead human in your house- I mean in my soup! (Anyone get the Llamas with Hats reference?)
-
(Nope XD)
o-o' Weirdo...
WAITER! There is a shipping stand in my soup with tons of characters from games and movies and... Books? I even see Lapis... And Foxy... (I torture Green through text, don't I?)
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Ok. I'll replace that soup for you.
Waiter! There's a green space dorito in my soup!
-
A what? Make sense when you talk, please.
WAITEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! There is a meeping birb in my soup...
-
-meep-
WAITER! THERE'S A CUPCAKE IN MY SOUP! It has teeth... OW IT BIT ME.
-
Lol
WAITER! There's an Attica game in my soup!
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Then play it and eat your soup at the same time! :D There.
WAITER! There is a poof ball in my soup!
-
-Hugs it- So floofeh
Waiter, there's a pringles can in my soup!
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We were too lazy to put the chips in your soup...
WAITER! There is a forum game in my soup!
-
-Le plays-
Waiter, my baby sister is in my soup! I want her to live, she's innocent!
-
You could get our new worker, Purple Guy... But you said you want her to live...
Waiter! There is a Nightmare Animatronic in my soup!
-
Go get Plushtrap to help you out with that.
Waiter! There's ads in my soup!
-
Oooh! It's the newest Pokemon ad! :D
WAITER! There is Scottgames.com in my soup! o-o I see the teasers...
-
-intense staring at Adventure Springtrap- ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN TOOT TOOT
Waiter! There's a Shadow Bonnie in my soup!
-
Well where is Bonnie?! ;-;
WAITER! FNAF World is in my soup!
-
noNONOnonoNONOnonoNONONonono
Waiter! The Morphogenic Engine is in my soup~
-
A wha-...? Is that one of those new things?
Waiter! There's a bug in my soup! ;-;
-
EW EW EW *loud screeching* *throws building at it and runs for life*
Waiter! There's a cow in my soup!
-
That's steak...
Waiter! There is a Mirror from the "Mirror, Mirror on the wall." game!
-
GET OUTTA THERE LAPIS! *Smashes mirror*
Waiter, you're in my soup!
-
I'm adding something to it... That's my hand... -.-
Waiter! There's a Lapis in my soup! o-O
-
*lazy, sassy waiter noises* Then get it out. (I dunno what to do for that one since I don't know who you're talking about x"D)
WAITER! There's a splicer from Bioshock in my soup! It keeps trying to attack me with those hooks ;~; (It's the splicer wearing a bunny mask, if that means anything. I dunno, I don't really play Bioshock. I might play it in the future though.)
-
-Screams- YOU MADE AN AD POP UP!
Waiter, there's a meme in my soup!
-
Y U NO MEME?
Waiter! There's a Withered Chica in my soup!
-
Quick, call Ghost Buster's Dating Agency.
Waiter, There's a chicken playing the bagpipes while dancing In My Soup!
-
"Call a farmer to take it back XD"
"WAITER theres a rat in my soup!"
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Awww, it's so cuuuuute~!
Waiter! There is a glitch in my soup!
-
"I'll call Computer Support!"
"Waiter, there's a fandom in my soup!"
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Call security! There's going to be crazy fangirls soon!
Waiter!, There's a pterodactyl In My Soup!
-
So that's why the pee's silent...
Waiter, there's a giant spider in my soup!
-
"Then we'll throw it away so you don't get poisoned and we'll get you a newer, tastier soup of your choice."
"Waiter, there's no love put into my soup!"
-
-Spongebob comes to table- OH NO! *Gets heart and sprinkles "love" on it* Much better- *Puts heart back in* Enjoy!
Customers: O-O Did you just see...........
Cartoon logic, isn't is wonderful?
WAITER! There's a derp in my soup.
-
What is that doing in there?! That is a big health hazard!
Waiter! There's a magical fairy throwing sparkles at me in my soup!
-
-Kills- I must be one of the only female kids who isn't obsessed with fairies and pixies and all that...
Unless your like me, the weirdo, and play as if they are about to kill everyone because of some reason...?
Yep, I'm not sure why I even have dolls...
Waiter! There's a long post from the forums games in my soup!
-
Get me my reading glasses!
Waiter! There's a horribly tasting type of cheese in my soup!
-
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww......................... -Takes it out.- There.
Waiter! There is a UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM in my soup!
-
Oh my goodness gracious me! Just let me get my UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM repellent!
Waiter! There is a snake in my boot in my soup!
-
Don't worry, I'll keep the snake and throw away the boot.
Waiter, there's a trash shark named Sal in my soup!
-
I don't know how to Marine Biology, so I will call SeaWorld. :I
Waiter! There's a purple finger in my soup!
-
Urrhhh, ew..
Waiter, the-the-there's stam-stammering in-inside my soup!
-
A wha? Is this a new bug? -Pokes your soup.- Eh... -Throws soup on you.- There, problem solved.
Waiter! Peridot's extra limb suit thing is in my soup... o-o'
-
Go ask Amethyst to throw it into the ocean.
Waiter! Undyne is in my soup!
-
She's too determined to stay in there! There's nothing we can do! -backs away from spear-
Waiter! Sans and Papyrus are in my soup, and Papyrus is raging at Sans' puns!
-
Ok.
Waiter, there's an old Red/Blue/Yellow/Green Pokemon game from 1995 all combined into one in my soup!
-
//Does nothing.
Waiter, Ghirahim is being fabulous in my soup
My soup is no place for Ghirahim's fab-ness
-
Well that's too bad.
WAIT! Waiter, there's a snake in my soup!
-
*Screaming and running in circles.* SNAKE! THERE IS A SNAKE! AHHHH!
Waiter, there is a TV in my soup. Not sure how it got there... Can I watch Lost In Space on it? Nope, the soup fried it... D:
-
*magically turns on the TV and starts watching it*
Waiter! There's a shy scientist lizard in my soup!
-
befriend the shy scientist lizard and take it home with you :)
Waiter, there's a rattlesnake in my soup!
-
*magically turns on the TV and starts watching it*
Waiter! There's a shy scientist lizard in my soup!
is that alphys
*carefully extrachts the rattlesnake from the soup with a pair of chopsticks*
Waiter., there's a Pikachu in my soup!
-
*magically turns on the TV and starts watching it*
Waiter! There's a shy scientist lizard in my soup!
is that alphys
*carefully extrachts the rattlesnake from the soup with a pair of chopsticks*
Waiter., there's a Pikachu in my soup!
(yes)
*throws Pokeball*
Waiter! There's a bee in my soup!
-
*throws soup out the window*
Waiter, Brokenstar is in my soup!
-
Someone get Yellowfang to deal with him!
Waiter! A manga is in my soup!
-
You can keep it :)
Waiter, there's a horse in my soup!
-
It's a feature. It's a feature //vinesauce reference
Waiter, there's beefalo fur in my soup.
-
Too bad.
Waiter! There's a wolf in my soup!
-
Is it even alive?
Waiter! ISIS is in my soup! -Runs away-
-
You must trump them!
Waiter, there's a small child in my soup!
-
Give it to the witch, she'll have it for dinner.
Waiter! Theres a llamacorn in ma soup!
llama + corn corn = eatable = false
uni + corn = unicorn
llama + unicorn = llama + corn = llamacorn
=my life is a lie xV
-
Thou hath been chosen by teh great one.
Waiter, there's an old man in my soup!
-
-Saves him-
Waiter! There's explosives in my soup.
-
eat 'em, what you want meh to do?
Waiter! There's a sock in my soup!
-
"Ima take that out for ya."
"WAITER THERE IS A BILL CIPHER IN MY SOUP!"
-
*knows nothing about gravity falls* uuhhh... do something to get rid of him!
waiter, there's a wingdings-speaking skeleton in my soup!
-
Drown him with the Comic Sans typesetting.
Waiter, there is a rotten bovine shank in my soup!
-
That is probably part of the meal?
Waiter! There is an Angul in my soup!
Angul: Ello!
-
Smack him? (I have no clue who you're talking about)
Waiter! There's a lightning storm in my soup!
-
WE NEED SOME RAIN! GET ME SOME RAIN!
(Angul is basically a crazy and weird version of me I made.) Angul: *Swimming in soup.* :D
Waiter! There is a Feral-Heart update in my soup!
-
Play it.
Waiter! There's a Ayano Aishi in my soup! She's looking for a senpai!
-
Then put a senpai out of your soup and she'll come out... Probably...
Waiter! There's a fluff in my soup!
-
*the fluff begins to multiply
oh no
Waiter! There's a fish in my soup!
-
sushi soup!
waiter, there's an amalgamate in my soup!
-
Your probably gonna die. Sorry.
Waiter! There is a piece of puffcorn in my soup. If it wasn't covered in soup, which I don't even really like soup, I'd eat it.
-
*Eats it*
Waiter! There's this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2uqgujqR_g in my soup!
-
Don't tell me or ask me pointless things like that video. Did you place that in your soup by dumb luck?
Waiter, there's a Pickle in my soup! Not an actual pickle, my parrotlet named Pickle.
-
I'll go fetch the birdseed!
Waiter, there's a universe in my soup!
-
Put a little milky way in it and it may do something.
Waiter, there's an Ankel is my soup and she has a can of soda. D: (For those who don't know and don't wanna bothering going to my DA, Ankel is basically supposed to be "Killer Angel" which is one of the different Angel characters I made, like Angul, Amgel, Andel, etc.)
(Also yay for me not knowing that amalgamate is also an Undertale thing, which is probably the thing they were referencing.)
-
What can an Ankel do with a can of soda?
Waiter! There's a bowl in my soup!
-
How does that make sense
Waiter, there's the FRIENDS song in my soup!
-
*sings along to it and does nothing about it*
waiter there's an uhhhhhhh kiosk in my soup? theyre everywhere?
-
*Checks it out*
Waiter, there's a DVD of the Yobi The Five Tailed Fox (the movie in my siggy) movie in my soup!
-
*Watches it, then puts it back in the soup*
Waiter! There's a waterproof robot in my soup!
-
*dries the robot with towel and puts it on shelf*
Waiter, there's a lemon in my soup!
-
"When life gives ya lemons and you don't want them ya give them to someone else."
"Waiter, there's a dinosaur in my soup!"
-
Sorry about the Tyrannosaurus Rex in your soup, but you get to keep him.
Waiter, there's a stale meme in my soup!
-
Ew, It's moldy *dumps soup in trash* I'll get you a new one.
Waiter there's a tea bag in my soup!
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Ew, It's moldy *dumps soup in trash* I'll get you a new one.
Waiter there's a tea bag in my soup!
YOU DRINK THE TEA.
Waiter, there's a forum game in my soup!
-
*stares in horror*
Waiter, there's a bowl in my soup!
-
Yum, bowl soup!
Waiter, there's a copy of this game: (https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Z_PYvwEUT3Y/Wy4K6xZPxCI/AAAAAAAA8mk/6W1XpaEsmK0f1CXHtbDSY3YAUUWBXdhHwCJoC/w530-h454-n-rw/gplus1217336889.png) in my soup!
-
Don't step on the soup then, it'll hurt your feet. *Crickets chirping*
It'll probably digest very slowly. *Cricket chirping intensifies*
Waiter, there's a tissue in my soup!
-
Well, I suppose it's time to get your own dang tissue!
Waiter, there's a flea in my soup!
-
Let's hope the soup is not feeling itchy!
Waiter, there's a sand castle in my soup!
-
*Knocks it down* hey put it back together you meanie :(
Waiter, there's lego minifigures of the ninja from Ninjago in my soup!
-
Don't worry, we have plenty of ladles for that.
Waiter! There's a raccoon in my soup!
-
He just wants to share the soup with you.
Waiter! There's a copy of the Emoji Movie in my soup!
-
Hmm... I can't tell if it's just a normal bowl of soup, or a soup emoji.
Waiter! There's a tumblr feed in my soup!
-
This feed has some good artwork : D Thank you soup!
Waiter, there's a computer virus in my soup!
-
I'll have our codebreaker dissect the virus and send it back to the kitchen!
Waiter, there's curdled milk in my soup!
-
It's the secret ingredient of this restaurant. c:
Waiter! There's a part of the ceiling in my soup!
-
Just be happy the ceiling hasn't fallen on you yet...
Waiter! There's a piranha in my soup!
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AHHHHHH! IT BIT MY FACE!
Waiter, there's an iDog in my soup!
-
I can ask the kitchen to replace it with an iCat...
Waiter, there's a Dratini in my soup!
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-squints at it, yeLLS-
Waiter there's a glitched out mesh in my soup!
-
*holds up cross* OUTTA THIS HOUSE!
Waiter! There's a homophobe in my soup, yikes!
-
Oh uh, uhm... Yeah he escaped out of my basement sorry 'bout that... >.>;;
Waiter! There's a Minecraft block in my soup!
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This will be useful for survival mode! *Takes it*
Waiter, there is a security camera in my soup!
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That's just checking if our ingredients are right.
Waiter, there's a piece of paper in my soup!
-
Oh, that was intended for the egg rolls!
Waiter, there's a rabbit foot in my soup!
-
It gives the soup a little kick.
Waiter! There's a tie in my soup!
-
Oh that's just to tie all the ingredients together!
Waiter! There's a plastic foot in my soup!
-
How prosthetic. *ba dum tish*
Waiter, Laura Shigihara is singing in my soup... Not that I'm complaining.
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She is singing to the ingredients. I will put her back on the chorus stage.
Waiter, There's a pair of headphones in my soup!
-
They're waterproof headphones that come with every bowl of soup at this restaurant, if you put them on then you can hear the flavour.
Waiter! There's every other dish I ordered... In my soup!
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That's our motto, sir. Efficiency over everything.
Waiter, Sinterklaas' steamboat is in my soup!
-
What.
Waiter, there's a carbon atom in my soup!
-
Only one? I really thought we put in three of them...
Waiter, there's a garden hose in my soup!
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Oh don't worry, that's just a noodle.
Waiter, there's a witch in my soup!
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*Ring ring* Hello? Witch control? We've got witches in soup causing chaos by casting curses on curious customers.
Waiter! There's a Windows update in my soup!
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Did you try just turning the computer on and off again?
Waiter, there's a hammer in my soup!
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It better not be a ban-hammer, or else we'll be in serious trouble!
Waiter! Someone's in my soup trying to rick-roll me!
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Oh no! Better click here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0) to get rid of them!
Waiter, there's a snake in my soup!
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We ran out of pasta.
Waiter! There's another dimension in my soup!
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Dont go in it, it could lead to somethin bad! *Throws out soup*
Waiter! The legendary items pack for FH is in my soup!
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Ah I must have dropped it while downloading them..
Waiter! there's diet pespi in my soup
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Yee *drinks the pepsi*
Waiter! There is a dead human in my soup!
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How does that work? I'll...what am I supposed to do? Get rid of it?
Waiter, there's a werewolf in my soup!
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Well, these next 20 minutes are going to suck.
Waiter, there's a live demon in my soup!
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Sir, this is just a soup demon, don't worry they don't bite.
Waiter! There's a JoJo reference in soup!
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Which JoJo? JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, JoJo Siwa, or JoJo's Circus?
Waiter, the dancing brain from The Amazing World Of Gumball is in my soup!
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What? It's just dancing, calm down dude.
Waiter, there's a WHOMST (Rouxls Kaard) in my soup!
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Throws puzzles for him to fetch and figure out. That puzzle with only one piece should hold him off for a bit.
Waiter, there's a bowl in my soup!
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Get the bowl outta there, and enjoy your soup.
Waiter, there's a SCP-173 in my soup!
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Turns lights on full blast.
Waiter, there's a personality core in my soup!
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Get it out of the soup before it becomes wet.
Waiter, there's a SCP-049 in my soup!
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" it's just a creepy pasta, eat it "
" waiter, there's a globglogabgalab who screams the shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble in my soup "
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Give it some books and it'll hopefully leave for a while.
Waiter, there's a fluorite crystal in my soup!
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Then grab the crystal.
Waiter, there's a SCP-999 in my soup and it ate the whole soup!
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*-The SCP containment people kick the door down and yell "This restaurant is on lockdown! Everybody evacuate!" and they evacuate the restaurant, recapture SCP-999, and then they re-open the restaurant-* Oh no now we must replace the door.
Waiter! There's a radiation in my soup!
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oh no, this is what we get for building the restaurant so close to the nuclear testing zone.
waiter.... i'm in my soup?
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Evil laughter.
Waiter, there's a pillow in my soup.
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It looks soft *sleeps on it*
Waiter! There's a crappy Sonic.exe ripoff creepypasta in my soup!
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Is that Sunky.exe? Pet it!
Waiter, there's... a mini tails doll in my soup!
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Let make sure Sonic.exe wont get it.
Waiter, there's a hairball in my SOUP! >:C
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The cat had to puke one somewhere, we didn't want it on the carpet either...
Waiter, there's a spotted hyena in my soup!
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Get the hyena before it eats the entire soup.
Waiter, there's a soup in my soup! (lol)
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yes, there is, any problemo?
waiter, there's an ugly scp tato in my soup (help)
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Eww!
Waiter, there's a Galactic Nova in my soup!
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I'm sure we'll be okay, it looks like a machine so maybe it shorts out in soup.
Waiter, there's a restaurant in my soup!
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So that's where the original restaurant went after we shrunk it and couldn't find it... Lemme get the reverse-shrink ray.
Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup!
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What the heck? I'll get him out right away!
Waiter, the spotted hyena is back she brought her whole clan and they are eating up all my soup!
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Let them have the soup, they're just silly hyenas.
Waiter! There's a Sadness in my Soup!
(Yep, Inside Out becuz why not?)
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I guess you'll be having a sad soup then. xD
Waiter! There's a TV in my soup! O.o
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Oh my god get it out of there before it explodes-
Waiter, there's a Joy in my Soup! O.O
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There's where she escaped off to, don't mind me I'm just resuming the restaurant's evil plan to capture all of the emotions... Did I say that out loud? Oh the plan's foiled now.
And about the TV in Vortex's soup, I'll get it out of the-- Oh wait my favourite show is on!
Waiter! I know I was the waiter one second ago, but I'm hungry and I can't eat when... There's one speck of dust in my soup!
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I'll help you with that, this building has been getting old and dusty lately.. *Tries to blow the dust away but instead blows the whole soup onto FlyingGrass' face* Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry miss!
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Um. Yes. Sure.
Waiter, there's a jack-o'-lantern in my soup!
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Are you tellin' me that something inanimate was more hungry than you? That's hilarious! xD
Waiter, there's a bean in my soup!
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A Bean? Eat it!
Waiter! There's a Memory Ball in my Soup!
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Well... *Wipes soup off of my face* There was a customer complaining of one bean missing from their bean burrito, so we tried to steal that customer's memory core about the missing bean so that they don't remember it, but then the memory core fell into your soup just before it was served, sorry about that!
Waiter! There's a Magic School Bus in my soup!
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If you want you go into it, they must be doing a trip about the body and they just happen to crash into your soup xD
Waiter, my dog is chewing her claws in my soup! (Lol)
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Eww...
Uh... Waiter? Now why is there a Tattletail in my Soup?
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Maybe it was cold.
Waiter, there's a bad ship in my soup!
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Huh?! I like that ship how dare you! You're banned from ever going to this eating establishment again!
Waiter, some hamsters are having a party in my soup and they're playing "Hamster Dance"!
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Dance with them, don't worry about it :)
Waiter, there's a soup in my soup xD
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Oh, thank you for the information. I'll have to charge you double for that soup then.
Waiter, Tom and Jerry are fighting in my soup!
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Cut the crap outta both!
Waiter! Now i'm in my Soup!
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"Oh... well, does it taste good?" x'DD
"Waiter, there's a feather in my soup! Ahh!"
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It tickles xD
Waiter! There's a waiter in my Soup!
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"That's alright, we'll just- WHAT? Why am I soaking wet and smell like broth?! Dx" ( X'D )
"Waiter, there's a weight in my soup!" o-o'
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I'm sorry, I thought you ordered extra heavy soup.
Waiter, there are two pillows in my soup!
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"Congratulations! You got yourself a sleepy soup! xD"
"Waiter! There's a pancake in my soup!"
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Pancakeee!!! NOM NOM NOM *eats Pancake*
Waiter! There's a fear in my soup!
(Another Inside Out Reference?)
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Oh... You liked that pancake alright. xDD
"Eat your fear! ...Problem solved?"
"Waiter! There's a spider in my soup! Eeek!"
(Looks like you ate Fear, tsk. Sadness will take over now. Hehe xD)
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It gives the soup a little kick, as spiders have eight feet.
Waiter! There's an earthquake in my soup!
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Holy [redacted], we better evacuate the restaurant and get out of here.
Waiter, there's a CD-R labeled "overlyclichedcreepypasta.exe" in my soup!
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SCREECHES "No, no, no, no, nope! Let me get that soup away, from me- Uh, I mean you, all the way to the universe!"
"Waiter, there's a drowning baby cheetah in my soup!!"
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Oh no!! Get him out right away and rush him to the nearest veterinarian!!
Waiter, there's a VHS tape in my soup!
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You might want to insert that on Mama Tattletail, don't you? 7w7
Waiter! Joy is drinking my soup!
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"Uhh- sharing is caring... o-o "
"Waiter! There's a claw in my soup!"
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What the heck?!
Waiter! There's a black hole in my Soup! RUUUNNNN!!!
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"OH SNAP! SCREeeeeEEE!!"
"Waiter! There's a little tidal serpent in my soup!"
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Hisssssss~
Waiter! Fortnite is dying in my soup!
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YAYYY! WOO! PARTY!!!
Waiter, there's a Northen fur seal in my soup!
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Tell it that there's fish on sale.
Waiter! There's a party in my soup!
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"What are you waiting for? Join it!!"
Waiter! There's someone's wallet in my soup... o-o
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You better not steal that wallet or your going to jail.
Waiter! Fortnite is alive in my Soup! CHAPTER 2, BOI!!!
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OMG NOOOO! THROW THAT SOUP OUT OF THE WINDOW!
Waiter!!! A jaguar is licking my soup, and he is taking a bath in it!! AND EW CAT HAIR!!
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"... I actually want to join that fella too right now. XD"
"Waiter, there's a horse stuffing its face in my soup! IT WON'T EAT HAY!"
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Eww.. Get it out of here!
Waiter! Pinkie Pie is on my Soup!
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"Pinkie!! The party is next door, this is a restaurant!"
Waiter, the burger in ordered in my soup has everything on it!! I ONLY ASKED FOR CHEESE ON MY FREAKING BURGER!!
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Oops.. Did we mess up the Order?
Waiter, Mama Tattletail is on my soup and i'm scared to touch her!
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Just flick her off the soup. o-o
Waiter! There's... Ice cream in my soup?
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Maybe it has melted. o3o
Waiter! Sadness turned my soup into a Blue Soup!
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OOuuUHH! LEMME TRY!
Waiter! There's a whole, giant cabbage in my soup!
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"WHAT THE CABBAGE, FINN!?"
Waiter, there's a madlad in my soup!
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"Oh umm... Give it a candy. Maybe it won't be mad anymore. X'D"
"Waiter! There's love in my soup! Wait... I kind of like it..."
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Um alright. Just drink your soup like normally.
Waiter, the ghost of my past dog Slider is above my soup, and he's saying my name while in the clouds like Mufasa 0__o
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We need to put the ceiling back above table 5.
Waiter! There's an artificial intelligence in my soup!
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Science!
Waiter, there's an OwO in my soup!
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I mean- this is an animal game. U^U
Waiter! I have a meme in my soup!
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*Throws the meme* There you go.
Waiter, BamBam the cat is in my soup, and she really likes it!
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"Aww look at that cute little kit- uhh I mean... Yeah, let me just get you a new one. xD"
"Waiter! There's a baby dragon in my soup, and it's flapping it's tiny, little wings for help! ;w;"
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*holds the baby dragon* Let's give it some Milk.
Waiter! Zacian is in my Soup! And.. I bet he kinda likes it.
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Leave him be, we'll get you a new soup right away!
Waiter, there is a huge mongoose's BUTT in my soup! GET HIM OUT OF MY SOUP!
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Ew.
Waiter!! There are 5 emotions in my soup! (Another inside out reference, lololol)
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Just drink it up, you'll regain your emotions back!
Waiter, the mongoose is now drinking my soup. I don't like mongoose slobber!!!
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Eww!
Waiter, there's poop in my soup! and it smells disgusting!
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*Throws soup out of the window and sprays febreeze everywhere* There you go!
Waiter, the mongoose finally left! But he took my soup with him..
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Oh dear, let's get you another soup.
Waiter! There's a soup in my soup! xDD
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WHO POURED THE BROCCOLI CHEDDAR SOUP IN THE TOMATO SOUP? Sorry, here's some new soup in separate bowls.
Waiter, there's a snowball in my soup!
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Well then... *Creates a snowball and it's covered in soup* Soup fight!
Waiter! There's a tree in my soup!
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I mean, normally we use just plain old water to grow plants, but I'm using a different method! He'll be nice and strong. ^v^
Waiter, there's a marble in my soup!
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Take it out and throw it into the soup of the person next to you.
Waiter, there's a miniature version of Captain America in my soup!
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AMEEEERRRIIIICCCAAAA!!! (i'm sorry. xD)
Waiter, my main FH character is in my soup!
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Hahaha! Could you tell me again about the joke where- I mean, scram! Skidaddle! Go home! There, she's(?) gone.
Waiter, there is a bar of SOAP in my soup! My meerkat is allergic to it, so how am I supposed to wash him in my soup now?!
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Soap + Soup = Gross taste. Go get your meerkat another bath.
Waiter! My soup has the Audience logo on it! and it's from an old series by LupisVulpes! By the way, you remember watching it. right?