The Wishing Game!

[GemWolf]

I have played forum games on other sites so I have a lot up my sleeve, but this is one of my absolute favorites. <3
So, in the Wishing Game, the person above you wishes for something, your job is to grant that wish, but corrupt it at the same time. Then it's your turn to make a wish and see what happens to you! (Make sure it is something corruptible. xD We don't want people hanging and lost on how to corrupt your wish.)

Example:
Person 1: I wish I had a million dollars!
Person 2: Wish granted, but then the police catch you for massive bank robbery! I wish for a pet dog.
And it just keeps going on.
I'll start us off:

I wish for a plasma screen TV! 8D

[owenater1000]

good for you. now you own a tv made of plasma
I wish i could rule the world!

[GemWolf]

Wish granted, but now you're being thrown out of your position!
I wish for a pony. c:

[Sylph]

Wish granted! But the pony runs away! :0

I wish for a new flute!

[GemWolf]

Wish granted! But sadly, you never learn how to play. ;w;
I wish for grapes!

[XxKalixX]

Wish granted, but they're rotten.
I wish for a laptop that works!

[Kyugima]

Wish granted! But it only has three minutes worth of battery, and no charger!

I wish for a tonne of clay to sculpt with.

[GemWolf]

Wish granted! But you use it all, and lose all the sculptures.
I wish for moar glowsticks!

[Sylph]

Wish granted! But they don't work.

I wish for cake. =o

[GemWolf]

Wish granted!~ But, the cake is a lie. :c
I wish for a dragon!!