Feral Heart
Game & Forum Discussion => Forum Discussion => Forum Games => Topic started by: Redlinelies on March 23, 2011, 04:05:06 pm
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I wanna post game tew!
This is how it works.
Person one gives a question, person two should come up with the most random explaination as he/she possibly can.
Example. (bad ones)
P1: Why doesn't rocks talk?
P2: Because you can't fly without a fork.
Why is the sky blue?
P1: Because my cat fell down the stairs.
Some really crazy things can be said in this one. Now be creatiffff!
Why's the earth round?
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Because my pillow is floppy
Why do kangaroos hop?
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Because laying on the side never rolls you around.
Why does ice break?
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Because ceiling cat is watching you.
Why do dogs bark?
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Because the river overflowed.
Why does it rain?
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Because my mom said no.
Why does peanut butter stick to the roof of your mouth?
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Because you didnt ask the walrus
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(Tofu you didn't post a question xD)
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So let's go on just because this is a funny game :D
Why is it dark at night?
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Because the mice ate cheese.
Why does the lightbulb shine?
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((i knew i forgot something))
Because a squid stole my pinapples.
(Ha i remembered this time)
Why does my computer buzz?
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Because of brocolli.
Why does the cage bird sing?
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Because my cat is bored.
Why does grass grow?
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Because of Big Bang Theory.
Why did the dinasuars die?
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Because they saw a whalefeesh.
Why do trees fall over?
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Because the 3 blind mice fired their lazers.
Why do cats climb trees?
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Because geese don't bark.
Why did they go and make this game?
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Because tofu is hunted.
Why is it cold?
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Because soup is not good without noodles. 0.0
Why do we sleep?
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Because I joined this game.
Why are you here?
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Because of Bob the dictator.
Why is my cat fat?
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Because there are night and day.
Why do we exist?
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Because the pig goes moo.
Why is chocolate addicting?
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Because elderly people have wrinkles!
Why does the word why sound like the letter Y?
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Because my computer is slow.
Why is the world round?
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Because the sun is not shining.
Why do we play this game?
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Because of the picture on my wall.
Why does energy equal mass times the velocity of light squared?
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Because if raptors still lived there would be no humans.
Why did my cat glomp my other cat?
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Because I can't spell.
Why do we go to school?
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Because my cat needs to get a darn job.
Why is the fruit orange named after a color?
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Because if the penguin wasn't half panda, we'd be doomed.
Why don't I have a tail ;A;
(Fail. I forgot to put the question XD Sorry.)
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Because the lizard doesn't know how to trim the pig's toenails.
Why is paper flat?
(LOL)
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Because several purple kangaroos agreed upon it.
Why don't I have a tophat?
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Because silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
Why is water wet?
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Because the cowardly lion said it should be.
Why do Oreos go well with milk?
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because i wear studded belts.
why does the doller tree by my house have a freazer section?
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Because the weather guy said it was raining cows.
Why am is my dog abnoxious?
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Because a chicken punched a cat
Why do we have earthquakes?
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Because the radio is barfing rainbows!
Why did my cat eat this question?
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Because cupholders do not grow on trees.
Why have I used the same mousepad for 3 years?
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Because the orange Apple Jack had an affair with my stuffed pink whale. o3o
Why is the sun warm?
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Because my sister ate it (I don't even HAVE a sis! XD)
Why did I say that I don't have a sister?
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Because the pink elephant farted a rainbow.
Why do I love chocolate so much?
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Because the dog barfed up a hippo
How do our bodys work?
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The shoe gives toast to the frog and then the flashlight sings the alphabet.
Why are pears a fruit?
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Because when it rains, it rains. However, when my cat meows a random orange dragon explodes somewhere.
Why do doggehs bark at nothing?
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Because the pink acorn loves the red squirrel!
What is love?
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Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more....
How much would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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About eight flying logs.
Why did I just eat a Butterfinger?
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Because I'm a cat :3 "meow" Oh sorry I randomly meow som "Meeeeeow" etimes
Why are there no birdies in Feral Heart
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Because the goat ate my computer mouse....
Why do I love purple so much? D:
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Because I'm blue dabu-de-da-da
Why do like peridots so much?
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Because the moon smiled down upon the earth.
Why am I posting a question?
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Because a moderatorjust farted somewhere in the world. (Hurr.)
Why are no two snowflakes the same?
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Because I can flyyyyy~!
Where in the world is hawai?
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Because i just realised that Squidward doesn't wear pants o.o
Why is my tooth-brush missing? :(
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(its a WHERE question...) Because the cat made puppys/kittys with the dog
WHEN will I get out of school today?
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When my cat finally realizes his claws are too sharp to kneed ON MY DARN STOMACH.
Why do RP's die?
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Because the voices in my head never shut up.
Why do I feel freaked out?
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Because the voices in both of our heads are talking to eachother and trying to kill us. D:
Why are they taking the Hobbits to Isenguard?
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Because they're ugly
Why am I eating a turkey leg with a tooth pick?
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Becasue you have a ref sheet in your signature.
Why can't I think of a question?
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Because the rock tried to solve math.
Why does my stomach hurt?
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Because the smartest person in the world is dumb.
Where is my tail, I think I missed placed it.
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It is in the orange juice pit with the dancing baby purple elephants.
What is the point of math?
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Because it burns teen squirrels' brains.
Why isn't water rainbow colored?
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Because the water didn't taste the rainbow.
Why is urine yellow?
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Because I eat babys that eat white fire
No seriously, where is my tail, and why are our feet so weird?
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I dunno. o3o Maybe Chuck Norris is to blame....
Why am I sneezing so much?
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because chuck norris made the world explode.
Why did they lock their fortress with locks? ( i oh love you invader zim)
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Because Smitty something.
Why am I seeing red?
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Because you got red potatos in them.
Why Is my Nickname Tofu
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Because it's buttery and delicious...
Why am I insane??
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Because I just drew my KH OC Heartless
Why is my keyboard a peace of junk?
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Because the blanket goblins cursed it with the magic of FLOOF.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
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Because they go to the same bakery
Why do I keep hiting my arm on things?
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Because your arm wants a date!! D:
Why is Nutella so damn addicting?
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Because it likes you.
Why am I addicted to red soda?
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Because IT IS THE ELIXIR OF THE GODS.
Why is milk white?
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Becase I said so.
Why does the sun come up in the morning?
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Because it is too scared of the boogyman in its closet.
Why does pollen make me sneeze?
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Because my skateboard broke.
Why does my fish swim?
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Because orange whales just want to have fun.
What is the point of this thread?
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To kill time.
Why are eggs called eggs?
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Because we couldn't think of anything better.
Why is the sky blue?
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Because its copying the ocean
Why cant I sleep?
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Because you're wasting time answering these stupid questions.
Why did someone throw that water bottle at Justin Bieber?
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Because I dont like him.
Why do cows have spots?
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Because my brother fell up the stairs.
Why is the world so cruel? D:
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Because whenever I eat dark chocolate, it runs out eventually!!!! *sob*
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Because he wanted some ham.
Why does my sister say my KH guy looks stuped?
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Because I love pie. THAT IS PIE FLAVOUR.
Why are babies so soft? <3
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Because of newts.
Why are Russians bada**?
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Because the meatballs are in the tomato sauce.
What is the difference between an orange (fruit) and orange (colour)
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Tuna sammiches.
Why are pineapples spikie
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Because you spelled "spiky" in the cutest damn way EVAR.
Why is meat so tasty? (no offense to any Vegans out thar)
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Because it wants me to eat it and only it.
Why do people at my school hate furrys?
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Because they lost their dimes.
Why is grass green?
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Because, just because
Why are monster trucks so big
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because it makes the world go round.
Why did they put Bacon In The Darn Soap?
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Because the monkeys are taking over.
Why do my feet smell of cheese?
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Because the angry german kid smashed his keyboard.
Why don't I have a life?
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Because the foxes down the street had a dance party!
... Why did the foxes down the street have a dance party? o.O
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Because Flounders Have Marriage issues.
Why was homework created? -. -
(had to do 2 hours worth of homework T^T)
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Because pigs fly.
Why are bananas yellow?
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Because the cows stole all the other colors.
Why isn't water rainbow flavorered?
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Becase the rainbow decided you ate too many of their babies.
Why does the day have to end? :' (
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Because you can't have a better tomorrow if you're always thinking about today.
Why does it have to be cold? D:
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Because your signature is addicting.
Why did my dog just throw up on me? --.--
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Becuase coca cola is caramel flavoured (True fact!)
Why is mountain dew so addicting?
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Because the apocalypse ruined everything.
Where do babies come from? (Thank gosh no one has to answer that seriously XDD)
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from your Table
(xD)
Where are the Zodiac Signs for your month (i studyed them today xD)
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In your pants!
Why is Hetalia and Fruits Basket so addicting?
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Because of your face.
Why do trolls troll?
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Because trolly trolls troll the ones trolling...
Why did I just post a SUPER long rp post?
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Because the color purple is AWESOME.
Why is my life an epic failure? =.=
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Because I just screwed gravity.
Why can't we just fly!?
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Because you just screwed gravity (XD)
Why is stealing bad?
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Because I'm still screwing gravity!
Why am I still screwing gravity??
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Because screwing is fun.
Why do people get off topic?
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Because I'm punching your salad-flavored ice cream!
[MMD] Punching Your Ice Cream (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-W5LcATvAY#)
Why do I love you?
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Because you want pie 8D
Why Do I wanna be a Wolf for Halloween
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Because you're a kitty cat.
And you're sing to this ?MMD?Hetalia: Germany is on crack (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAN8hgHys4Q#)
Why do I wana be a little sailor if I go out for Halloween?
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Because its your Profile pic xD
Your bored because you like this: alpha and omega-colors of the rainbow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGlmGXIfo6E#)