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And by best, I mean
A) worst you can possibly fathom
B) nerdiest you can possibly fathom
C) actual good pick up lines
My personal favorites are....
(https://those3months.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/tumblr_m3cq8bqd7v1qewacoo1_500_large.jpg)
(http://36.media.tumblr.com/feb9059ac1a79f19333445dfe7b7fb55/tumblr_n00nqmaaDT1r6lazxo1_500.jpg)
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This one be pullin' in ladies by the dozens.
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/b86a40705066427c277091fcbf620088/tumblr_nczlpaJ4rg1rz6w0do2_500.gif)
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(http://i57BannedImageSite/4kg1ub.jpg)
(http://i61BannedImageSite/2d8f47.jpg)
Literally can't think of a good one :P
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(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-01/enhanced/webdr03/22/20/enhanced-buzz-29216-1390440908-4.jpg)
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^omg that one is beautiful
"Hey girl are you a Sims cause I wanna start a life with you"
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omg these are hilarious XDD
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(http://i61BannedImageSite/zivpxh.png)
Get it?
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(http://i58BannedImageSite/f3i3hf.jpg)
yeah, I know it's terrible
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(http://i61BannedImageSite/21l1o3k.jpg)
(http://i58BannedImageSite/30axooh.jpg)
(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2015/035/3/5/loving_it_by_vaientines-d8gplqj.jpg)
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2015/045/b/d/beaver_by_vaientines-d8hzywk.jpg)
(http://vaientines.deviantart.com/art/1d-513966553)
(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2015/034/5/3/knaye_by_vaientines-d8glptd.png)
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double post
my internet hates me so sorry
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dear lord
these are GLORIOUS
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These are hilarious!
"If you were a potato you would be a good potato."
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"You smell like Trash... Can I take you out?"
Yep that's sounds like something I would say, and end up getting a slap in the face or a poured drink on my head. XD
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These are hilarious!
"If you were a potato you would be a good potato."
I would fall for dat one xDDD