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How to Dog
« on: July 28, 2019, 03:52:07 am »
So you want to dog?
Well Eunika the Ethiopian  wolf will show you!


But how do you dog exactly?


With these easy steps you'll know soon! Right Eunika?


No 1: Appropriate habitat

Seriously Eunika? That is no place fit for a canine like you!


Ethiopia is in Africa, East Africa!


Ah, much better!

No. 2: Appropriate behavior

What the heck...? Eunika why are you mooing? You're a canine, not a bovine...






Okay that's better!

No. 3: Having Fun

There are so many things you can do after learning how to dog... Like sleeping, Eunika is quite tired out after all of this. Let's leave her alone, sweet dreams Eunika.



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Re: How to Dog
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2019, 03:54:50 am »
I feel very edumacated (๑・̑◡・̑๑)