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Dylan's Comedy Club
« on: April 17, 2021, 09:30:32 pm »
Welcome to Dylan's Comedy Club!

Good evening ladies and germs. This here be da new cool kid comedy club on the block. XDD

This thread has one purpose. To tell sooo many jokes that the entire community falls over from laughing. lmao

Please adhere to the following format when posting your own jokes:

Joke: joke text
Answer: answer text in a spoiler


Important: Be sure to keep your jokes respectful. Do not make insensitive jokes about other people. And laugh a lot. XD

Note: You may comment on other people's jokes if you like.

And now I proudly present the first joke of April Fools past:

Joke: What did one corn dog say to the other corn dog?

Answer:
Corn you pass the cat sup?
« Last Edit: April 17, 2021, 09:32:45 pm by DylanCheetah »

Ironic

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Re: Dylan's Comedy Club
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2021, 09:38:10 pm »
What do you get when you cross a karate expert with a pig?
A porkchop

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Re: Dylan's Comedy Club
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2021, 09:42:47 pm »
What kind of shoes do spies wear?
sneakers

Ironic

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Re: Dylan's Comedy Club
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2021, 09:45:12 pm »
LOL
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.

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« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2021, 07:39:18 pm »
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste. XD

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Re: Dylan's Comedy Club
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2021, 08:52:48 pm »
How do you get in touch with a penguin?
Give him a ''wing''

delores

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Re: Dylan's Comedy Club
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2021, 10:15:02 pm »
Joke: joke text
Answer: answer text in a spoiler