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Help GoogleAds Overcome his Identity Crisis
« on: November 21, 2018, 04:41:45 am »






Our pal Google AdSense is going through some stuff right now. It seems he cannot contain himself from yearning to fulfill his soul in discovering what it truly means to be a character, made out of words so delicately establishing who he is and what his life's story constitutes.

They say bots don't have feelings. I disagree.

How do we help him overcome this dire phase in his life?

If you define yourself by the power to take life, the desire to dominate, to possess… then you have nothing.

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Re: Help GoogleAds Overcome his Identity Crisis
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2018, 05:01:23 am »
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Re: Help GoogleAds Overcome his Identity Crisis
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2018, 05:09:21 am »
Save the man.
Give him a soul and something to believe in and cherish for his life, Nynx.

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Re: Help GoogleAds Overcome his Identity Crisis
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2018, 08:54:54 am »
Lets make him a nice dinner and teach him the ways of Le Character.
Attempting to get more active. Enjoy the day!

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Re: Help GoogleAds Overcome his Identity Crisis
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2018, 09:24:17 am »
They're learning

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Re: Help GoogleAds Overcome his Identity Crisis
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2018, 02:26:40 pm »
He's turning into a deviant watch out
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Re: Help GoogleAds Overcome his Identity Crisis
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2018, 04:13:00 pm »
I propose that we hold a preset contest in which users create an OC for GoogleAds ^^

Edit: Then, maybe a second contest in which users write a story based on the winning preset!
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Re: Help GoogleAds Overcome his Identity Crisis
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2018, 05:09:02 pm »
I caught Google AdSense checking out the presets threads...
He's finally gonna make his identity.

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Re: Help GoogleAds Overcome his Identity Crisis
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2018, 07:06:34 pm »
hmm, go on little bot buddy, be ur own u
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Re: Help GoogleAds Overcome his Identity Crisis
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2018, 07:27:13 pm »
he need milk

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