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(Sorry if there is a game like this, I didn't see any ones near the front pages.)
Basically, in this game one person will say an object and the next has to say whether they would eat, marry (forever, no divorce! c:), or kill that thing.
Example:
Person 1: Box.
Person 2: Eat of course.
Dinosaur.
Person 3: Marry.
Computer.
And etc. Don't forget to include both your response to the object above you and the item for the next person! I'll start c:
A pencil.
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Eat
A Blanket
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Kill.
A door.
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Marry
Pair of old shoes
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Kill.
Elephant.
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Marry
Hyena
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Kill
Watermelon
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How dare you kill the hyena
Eat, even though I hate watermelon xD
Dinosaur.
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Eat
Iron Maiden
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Kill.
Sebastian Michealis.
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Kill.
Melanistic Leopard I MEAN BLACK PANTHER.
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Marry.
Justin Beaver (ForTheLuls.)
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OH MY GOD KILL IT BEFORE IT HAS BABIES
A pitch-black wolf that can turn into a human and will likely drug you and torture you in a variety of gruesome ways?
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(LMAO.)
Eat.
A T-Rex who's just killed your family but has just to fabu of a dress on?
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Marry the dang thing.
i now pronounce us wife and wife
THE GRIM REAPER?!
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Marry. (Only if He looks like the UnderTaker from BB).
Barrack Obama.
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Eat(Yes, eat the president
so you become president
A heap of cubes.
because science cannot progress without heaps
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Eat o3o
A Sagitta
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EAT ITS FACE
More cubes
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Kill!!
Geometry Exam.
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EAT!
EVEN MORE HEAPS OF HEAPS OF CUBEZ!
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holycrapthisreached3pageswhileiwassleeping
Eat? xD
A table?
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Kill duh
A bar of rainbow soap
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Marry of course!
A unicorn.
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Marry it and take it to narnia
Shane Dawson
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MARRY MARRY MARRY MARRY MARRY ommmmg (you knew I was going to look here XD)
A Vask
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Brutally murder.
Just kidding.
*Gets down on one knee*
"Vask, will you marry me?" ouo
Just kidding again.
*Eats Vask*
A duck that buys you cofffee
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Marry that beautiful duck
A robotic unicorn that goes grocery shopping for you all day
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Eat. *picks metal out of teeth with it's horn*
Grass.
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Kill the grass. BURN THE GRASS
A cat.
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Marry.
A sweaty shoe.
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Kill.
A book?
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Eat.
Math homework.
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Kill it.
Kill it twice.
Then kill it a few more times.
A box.
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Kill.
(you can never kill math homework - it has at least a million HP. ;-;)
A wolf lion.
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Marry.
Two boxes.
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"BOXES! YOU ARE NOT AS GOOD AS YOUR CUBE BRETHREN! PREPARE TO DIE!"
(Kill)
A pineapple that is a cube that has a sponge cube flopped inside it?
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Eat XD
The Cheetos God
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Eat.
A human baby.
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oh crap
Marry the baby.
Everyone on Feralheart.
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WILL YOU MARRY ME?? o3o
(Everyone I know is mostly either an awesome person, a girl, or on my blocklist or on the forum.
Beginner Roleplaying wolf? BLOCKET![notsureifhomo])
The Mumford and Sons Band?(They do bluegrass. o3o So good)
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MARRY THAT BAND OMG -dies-
A dachshund that dresses up in a wiener costum and models for you whenever you want. BUT, whenever you ask it to make you food, it only ever gives you hotdogs.
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Ew I hate dachshunds. Kiiiiillllllllll >:3
The creator of chocolate
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Marry~
Your computer when it's glitching.
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Savagely kill with a tomahawk.
This fish:
(http://s8.postimg.org/3uku9lzw5/imblobages.jpg)
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I like them, but kill.
All of your characters on Feralheart.
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Marry... but I'd be scared to marry some of them O_O
Vask's Hair o3o
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Marry. *Licks Vask's hair*
A living teddy bear
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Eat.
A mutant rabbit.
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Eat .__________.
A rainbow fox with the power to summon spoons whenever it wants
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Who wouldn't marry a fox like that?
Justin Bieber.
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Kill it with a flamethrower, ninja darts, a steam roller, a tractor, a bazooka, a cannon, and release the Grass Monsters on him.
A nice old man
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Eat the man, duh
How about Miley Cyrus?
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marry her
No. Eat her, eat the wrecking ball, eat her face.
(http://www.gameparts.net/images/blank-counting-cubes.jpg)
These?
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You really like cubes don't you?
Kill.
PewDiePie?
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Eat. And yes, I like cubes.
(http://nexuswallz.com/wp-content/main/2012_02/cubes_mt.jpg)
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Kill, if I ate it I would choke lol
Hermione (Mai Fursona)
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I'd eat her >:3
A dragon?
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Marry! WE SHALL FLY TO VICTORY!
hmmmmmmm a gameboy color?
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Um, marry?
Brendan/Ruby from Pokemon
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Eat. Delicious.
A numbat?
(http://i.imgur.com/xvjWIT8.gif)
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Marry.
Nicki Manaj?
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Kill o3o
ImSorryNickiButThatBootyGottaGo
A baby that will never grow up but shoots rainbows out of its eyes
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Kill >_>
A rainbow wolf
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Marry XD
Meeee? XD
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Eat Marry bby of course shhh
A dog that can talk
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Eat so I may get the dogs talking ability XDDD
a lantern
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Kill.
An eagle.
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Marry.
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6571419904/hC59DFFFB/)
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Marry.
Turtle, my character?
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Marry him and one of my pokemon .3.
KARATE AGAINST STYROFOAM
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Kill.
Pikachu.
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Eat
Hatsune Miku
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Eat.
A lego.
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KILL *hisses*
Blade? ((One of my Characters.))
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Eat of course
A dinosaur?
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Marry.
Ruby and Sapphire (the boy and girl in my signature)?
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hmm Kill So no one ships them anymore.
Uh uhm Hrmm Slendy?
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Kill him!
Steven Stone
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Eat (Why would you kill Slendy ;-; )
Eyeless Jack Nu one kills Jack or face my wrath!
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How dare you eat the Champion of Hoenn.
-Kills Jack and prepares for the wrath-
Ash Ketchum
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I would eat Ash.
*screeches and begins pelting you with bricks*
How about Smile dog?
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Marry. I'M THE MOTHER OF CREEPY SMILING ANIMALS!
This floofeh thing?
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTJJ9QcJkSwIMXDy0ZPMtAOkOwb2wVRmONWUc1zVaeGAOD2NvTNMw)
By the way, this adorable fluff is a computer genius, skilled in robotic mechanics and loves cuddles. <3
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Eat. *slurps the last vein*
Mmmm, how about...
A plump priest.
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Marry... I'm scared what the Vaticans would do to me if I ate him XD
Grigory Rasputin?
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Sounds like someone tasty.
Razmirz?
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I'd marry him if I were an adult. i'mtheoldestchildyou'llevermeet
Jack Skellington, King of Halloween.
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Eat maybe he's made out of Candy :D
Lost Silver?
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Eat.
Le fabulous Bart Baker Iggy Azalea?
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/20140920/5111287/bart-baker-as-iggy-azalea-o.gif) (http://gifsoup.com/view/5111287/bart-baker-as-iggy-azalea.html)
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*Screeches* MARRY!!
Uh... A worm
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*Eating weird pink wriggly spaghetti noodles* Wut?
A werewolf eating a carrot.
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eat werewolf eating carrot (badass)
shrek
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Pfft, marry, obviously. shrek is love, shrek is life
A tree?
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Kill, because it can be used to kill me.
A little toddler who sucks on his two middle fingers.
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MARRY like look how he sucks his middle fingers , so hot
bunless nicki minaj
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Kill with or without buns, hun
A twerking Justin Bieber?
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KILL. OH MY GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE! MY EYES! THE CHILDREN SHALL NOT SEE THIS!
Monopoly man?
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Kill, of course.
All rich people should be killed. They just waste the money. /harshmuch
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Eat? Nothing was typed. ._.
(Lizzy, Turtle's image in your siggy is so... Fitting for the thing you typed)
Turtle's face in Lizzy's signature.
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marry that thing
Giraffes.
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Eat so the Giraffe eat the inside of my stomach and body
then the giraffe grows up till my body explodes and lil giraffe comes to the world
Slenderman
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Oh, what a fool I am.
Marry, ab-so-loutley.
An emo hipster.
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eat , taste like depressed chocolate beards
baby adolf hitler
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EAT. OHYUS. GERMANS TASTE SO GOOD. *noms on my T-shirt*
Checky The Bear? (look him up if you don't know... it's not innapropriate, I swear.)
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Don't care, Eat.
Hitler with your Nutella. Darn you hitler, STOP TAKING THE NUTELLA
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I don't even like Nutella, so his blood would be infected, thus killing me if I ate him. Kill.
Gaston? (Beauty and the Beast)
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Kill.
Hitler in a pink tutu tap dancing on a show for toddlers- im so sorry
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*eyes light on fire as I melt* MAI EYES... DX... Kill. (This reminds me of when My Chemical Romance performed on Yo Gabba Gabba... don't ask.)
Nikki Manaj, Miley Cyrus and Iggy Azalea morphed into one super-buns.
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KILL THE MONSTER! KILL IT!
A cute little turtle?
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eat so i become C_U_T_E ~
THE COLOSSAL TITAN ?
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EAT! NOT SO FUN WHEN IT HAPPENS TO YOU, EH, FLESH FACE?!
TELETUBBIES?
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After watching so much SMG4 (a youtuber), I CAN SAY TELETUBBIES ARE TERRIFYING! So kill.
FLAMINGOS.
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MARRY! *pleased flamingo noises*
Moi? :3
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Eat. Because it'd be creepy or scary if I did other things.
...SIR PURPLE RHINOCEROS! HERO OF CANDYCANES AND VANQUISHER OF THE EVIL YELLOW ZEBRA!
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MARY THEN KILL (why not both ?#breaksrules)so i be the new HERO OF CANDYCANES AND VANQUISHER OF THE EVIL YELLOW ZEBRA! (#copyandpaste)
THE CREEPY-ASS SUN BABY FROM TELETUBBIES?
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NO NO NO NO NO NO HECK NO KILL IT WITH FIRE! KILL IT WITH FIYAAAAH! D:
A pink fairy lion? (Totes not posting things from my little minigame with Greeky)
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Eat. I must take it's powers.
The Hand-witch from Gravity Falls?
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Kill it.
Erm... A friendly face?
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Kill it, of course. No one likes friendly faces. :c
A yellow snake.
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Eat. *noms on it*
Jessie J?
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Kill it, of course. I hate friendly faces from the outside. :c
A yellow snake.
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Eat.
Tarako children? (look up Japanese commercials on youtube if you don't know aht I mean)
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Kill.
A baby doll.
Just that.
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EEEEK! KILL WITH FIRE!
Two cats trying to cuddle you.
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Marry. *pets them slowly*
Grumpycat?
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Marry, then eat her bread. <3 Wait, wut. I don't think I'm les or bi.
A Volkswagen Beetle.
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Eat.
Mmmmh, beetles.
Me wearing all colors of the rainbow.
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KILL.
Wandering Oaken? (Frozen)
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I would too.
I don't know what that is so, kill.
A walker.
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Eat. VENGEANGE! (I was actually watching The Walking Dead when I was posting this XD)
Hatsune Miku?
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Eat.
Mmm, she tastes like Onigiri!
Daniel Tosh(comedian)
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Sounds tasty.
Mega Latias and Mega Latios?
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Kill. Arcanine should have a mega, not those freakin' airplanes.
Adam Sandler?
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Don't know 'im. Eat his face! Then eat the rest of him!
A Skroobule?(I have a species post about them)
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Sounds very tasty actually...
Pillow?
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Kill.
Me?
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Eat *omnomnomnom*
(http://i62BannedImageSite/i1dumr.png)
Darkky?
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EAT! ERMAHGURSH ITS BEAUTIFUL.
A sexy avocado?
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Kill >:D I ish Avacado murderer
My Cat Butter?
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eat >:3
math?
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KILL *screech* Burn it with fire!
All mah Dino wolfie things XDDD
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Oh gosh, my eyes! KILL IT!!!!!
Wallace from Pokemon
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Kill itttt!
My siggy?
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Bonnie: OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
Me: OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
An ocarina
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Kill(?)
A shopping bag
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Is it a plastic bag or a reusable green bag? If it's plastic, I'll kill it. If it's reusable, I'll eat it.
Your Halloween costume?
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Marry. Thissexywolfheadtho...
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/246ae9e9f9000e1a13d1dc59267ab725/tumblr_inline_n2fqwkAgoD1qiu5yy.jpg)
Melon wolf?
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Kill the mellon eat the wolf
orbecruelandvicaversa
DeviantART
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Marry c:
UH Nicki Manaj? -totally spelled that wrong-
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MY ANACONDA DON'T
NICKI STOP
*kills*
A car seat
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Kill.
Winona of Fortree City.
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Kill.
Checky the Bear?
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Kill.
Steven Stone? Nobody touches him or face my revenge!
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Eat.
Gerard Way?
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Eat.
-Screams and jumps at you-
Zinnia?
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Eat
Shrek?
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Kill. No way I'm eating Shrek.
Simba?
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Eat?
Wi-Fi.
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Marry
Potter Puppet Pals?
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Sounds scary, so kill.
Archie from Pokemon?
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Kill! He's creepy!
Norman from Pokemon?
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Eat.
This guy (who is totally hotter than Steven)?
(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/008/5/5/maplestory___brighton_by_broccolistew-d5qwfun.png)
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eat.
the younger version of Justin B o3o ?
if you eat him I eat you o3o
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Kill.
Zinnia? (The flower, not the Pokemon character)
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Kill.
*eats blu parrot*
:l
eat.
foxy from fnaf?
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Marry
All he wants is to check on you to make sure the other's didn't hurt you, but then he accidently gives you a heart attack. Now that's a dedicated husband.
Titan Eren?
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Eat.
Virizion?
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killllllllllllllllllllll
me O3O ?
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Kill
I have no idea who is S.M.
Wolf
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Marry.
A pencil?
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Eat... I dun think chu could kill a pencil XD
My FNAF OC Wires?
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Eat...muahaha
My OC Jake?
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Eat. huehue
Dan Howell?
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Kill.
A carrot?
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Kill. I hate carrots e3e
Napoleon from Animal Farm?
I bet no one will know who he is
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Hmmm. I eat :D (through no idea who he is)
A computer
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Marry
A sheep?
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MARRY <3
A turtle?
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Marry of course, turtles are cute <3
Spiderman?
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Eat.
Steven Stone? Nobody touch him or face my revenge!
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Well, guess I have no choice but to face your revenge. EAT.
Crona Gorgon from Soul Eater?
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Since you ate Steven, eat.
-Screams and jumps at you-
A box?
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I would.. MARRY.
A pokemon?
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Marry.
A salmon.
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Kill... I don't eat meat lol
My new puppeh Kelsie?
(Will show pictures sooner or later o3o)
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Marry.
A tree.
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Eat, of course.
A Nintendo DS?
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Marry.
A leprechaun?
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Kill.
A anime character?
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Marry or kill depending on who it is.
Zombie?
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I eat :3
Friend?
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Marry
That's the best choice LOL
Hamster
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I marry <3
Wolf?
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Uhh, I'm going to go with marry. O_O
The Doctor?
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Eat.
Titan Eren?
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Eat lol
my fluffeh puppyyyyyy?
(https://i.imgflip.com/hk6vr.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/hk6vr) (https://imgflip.com/memegenerator)
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Eat. Taste like cyootness.
Dumbledoor?
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How daaaaaer chu eat mai puppeh!
*sends my fnaf oc at chu*
dun dun duuuuun
*Chews your leg while trotting bak to game*
o3o
idk what dat is soo kill e.o
a cat :P ?
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Marry. *tear*
Snape?
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Eat.
Winona?
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Kill.
Mangle?
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If she was a guy, marry, but I'm so not gonna marry another gal lol
soooo kill :T
a plushie?
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Marry
He would be only person I could trust.
Potato
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Die potato!
Kill.
An adipose? (Doctor Who)
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Eat :3
Becky G?
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You'd eat the cute little fat? D:
I'd kill Becky G.
A sonic screwdriver?
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Hrm.
Eat.
What would you do with 'lil 'ol me?
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Marry. I can't bear to kill or eat another floof.
Steven Stone and me?
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EAT.
Bart Baker?
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Eat.
Your fursona and Steven? (Whatever you choose applies to both of them. So choose wisely.)
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Idk what a fursona is sooo kill lol
ehh chu could revive dem :P
warrior cats?
Ihaven'treadthem,Iwouldkillthemlol~
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Marry. It's actually a great youtube fandom, despite all the roleplays.
A nucleus?
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Kill.
A butterfly?
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Marry of course c;
Yo mama?
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Eat.
A turtle?
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Eat
Bonfire
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kill-so much drama lol
my fnaf oc wires?
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Eat.
Steven Stone? The next person who kills or eats him will have the favour returned to them by me.
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KILL.
This lovely scene?
(http://i.imgur.com/WfrUQ8o.jpg)
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Eat. Now, it's bye-bye Twisty.
An ocarina?
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Not sure, so kill.
A lemon?
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Kill- I tried 1 in kindergarten and that's the last I EVER had a lemon, it was horrible lol
My avatar :P ?
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This phone is annoying.
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Eat.
George Clooney?
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Hmm Kill, since no clue of who's him e.e
A apple?
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I'm sure everyone would like to.
Eat, me loves apples!
A fur coat?
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Eat.
A banana?
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Kill.
I'm allergic to bananas.
a POTATOOOOOOOOO ?
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Eat.
A carrot?
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KILL.
Squidward? ouo
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Eat. I actually like squid, it's pretty tasty.
Wallace from Pokemon?
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Kill.
Loki from Avengers(Thor, Thor: TDW)?
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Eat.
Bambi?
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KILL.
I had a pet deer once, she almost killed me o.o
She hated kids.
BAK 2 GAME.
Pikachuuuuuuu?
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Marry.
Dumbo?
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Marry
(and then I'll break up xD)
Me? x3
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Marry.
A sheep?
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Marry.
Walrider?
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Kill.
Pikachu?
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Marry.
A cat?
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Eat (huehuehue)
A feather duster?
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Marry, of course.
Grell Sutcliff (my avatar+signature)?
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Kill, sadly.
The color blue?
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Kill :v red is better.
A couch?
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Hmm. Marry.
A zombie?
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Kill.
William t. Spears? cx
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Eat.
A crow?
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Marry, I find crows interesting.
A slice of moldy pizza?
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Kill
A pillow?
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Marry.
A closet filled with brooms?
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Eat
A star that is about to explode.
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Eat, I mean why not?
A song.
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Eat. Songs are tasty.
Peridot
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Marry, she's my bae.
Pearl from Steven Universe.
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Kill, because it doesn't sound tasty and I don't know what that is.
A hundred duck-sized horses.
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Eat, tasty horses.
A Rubik's cube that has a face and can talk?
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kILL. It'd probably be yelling at me 24/7 to solve it and that is something I just cannot do. Cries.
Daryl Dixon?
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Kill. He doesn't look trustworthy.
Sebastian Michaelis?
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Kill, because I love to watch the world burn.
Eddie Gluskin?
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Eat, like why not?
Rainbow Dash?
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Kill inb4 "I H8 BRONIES!111111!11"
A Warning Board... xD
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Kill, warnings be gone!
Sam Winchester?
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Kill.
A dolphin?
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Marry... xD
A direwolf... from Game of Thrones. Ha. :P
-
Ehhhhhh... Eat. cx
Youtube?
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Marry <3
An ankylosaurus?
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Eat. >8D
Lindsey Stirling?
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Eat. >8D
Lindsey Stirling?
Well, my choice is marry! But that would sound weird since I am a female. xD
Alright... A rotten apple.
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KILL. THEY BULLIED ME IN PRESCHOOL!
My cat?
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Eat hhuehuehue.
Markiplier?
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KILL!
Rhett and Link?
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Eat xD
Pewdiepie?
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kill ofc
A whole onion?
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Kill!
An song from the 80s?
-
eat
A rabid dog
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Eat, yay! Rabies!
A fursuit?
-
Marry.
A boulder?
-
Marry.
A pizza?
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Marry.
A lamp?
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Marry. We'd have a bright future! (Please excuse my pun.)
A lawyer.
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Eat, duh. (Wut)
A dentist. (Sorry if this has already been said, I'm too lazy to read through all of this)
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Kill. >8D
A Pikachu?
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Eat. I hope I'd get lightning powers yo'.
Uuh, leaves?
-
kill
A rhino.
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Eat
A potato
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Eat
A caterpillar
-
Marry.
Mangle?
(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20141117040601/freddy-fazbears-pizza/images/c/c5/Mangle_Party_Room_2.png)
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Marry.
A crown.
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Marry.
A Velociraptor?
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Marry
A couch
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Kill. After I sat on the couch, of course.
A birdcage.
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Eat
A bird
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Eat. :3
ThatFizzedUpHusky's signature?
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M a r r y
A glowing mushroom.
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Kill
Don't do drugs kids!
A pizza made with human blood, human skin, and human meat for the toppings.
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Marry, he was an awesome boyfriend.
ThatFizzedUpHusky?
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...Eat, I'm a female .3.
-
-bumps this-
Next person: A gazelle?
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Marry
Telephone?
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Marry.
Radio?
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Well, if it's Radiohead, then marry. <3 But, if just a radio, then kill... I guess. .//shrugs
The butterflu in my signature?
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Well, if it's Radiohead, then marry. <3 But, if just a radio, then kill... I guess. .//shrugs
Radio as an the dutch angel dragon. XD
And eat.
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Um, I have nothing to respond too, but...
Tayerr?
(http://orig01.deviantart.net/71ba/f/2015/051/b/a/tayerr_by_transformerfurry-d8iu15m.jpg)
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Eat.
A Teddybear ^.^
-
Eat.
I always wanted to try bear. ;)
Mmm, a Colossal Titan ?
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Eat, looks tasty.
Sauron?
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Kill.
Sword?
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Marry.
Lapis Lazuli? (I'd marry her if I were you)
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Mawwy. :3
Crate of bubble wrap?
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Kill.
A bandana?
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Eat. Not sure why lol
Pearl (Steven Universe)
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Eat.
Garnet from Steven Universe?
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Kill.
Gir from Invader Zim?
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Eat.
A notebook with Russian written on its pages?
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Marry.
The Japanese language?
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Kill. *cant understand a thing*
Matecenters? XD
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Kill.
Adoption centers?
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Marry.
Party centers?
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Eat.
Fashion centers?
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Eat.
An African Wild Dog?
(http://www.fauna-flora.org/wp-content/uploads/wild-dog.jpg)
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Marry :D
A dingo?
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Eat.
Coraline?
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Who? What? Uh... kill? I dunno what it is.
RWQFSFAX
(To those who don't know, that's Shadow Bonnie from FNAF's real name.
Gosh I'm a FNAF nerd. If you're wondering how I found this out, some helpful people got the files of FNAF and found the shadow's real name.)
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Kill..
A cardinal?
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Eat. I'm sorry precious creature but you look delicious.
SIDENOTE: Couldn't find proper image on Interwebs. So this post had slight effort into it. 8D //brick'd////iprobablyhaveamemehauntingmycomputernow//
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Of all the things I'm left with to talk about... Just, kill... o-o Even though I have no clue who that is- just... No...
Kirby? o-o
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//slowly strokes meh pwincess// >B)
Eat. I'd eat Kirbeh. In revenge.
A random taco you found in your backseat?
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Eat... I'm almost that weird in real life...
Freddy Fazbear?
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Hum... Kill? o3o Idk.
A corn snake?
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Marry. //shot//
A tiny monkey?
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Eat. Bite-sized monkeys hurrah
Mountain Dew?
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Eat. Even though I don't like mountain dew. I prefer 7up or Sprite.
A cupcake with a knife?
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Marry.
An awesome hologram.
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KILL! NO NO, HOLO-PEARL, GET AWAY FROM ME!
My character in my Signature? (Named APS/A.P.S./Aps)
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Marry.
Old Spice commercials?
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... kill? But how would you kill a commercial? I don't even know.
Pinkie Pie (Please say kill please say kill)
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Eat in a non-weird way. Would probably just turn her into a cake and eat her.
Your face?
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Eat.
A random Vocaloid?
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Eat.
A zombie?
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Kill... o-o
This bird? (http://justcuteanimals.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/cute-animals-owl-chick-baby-bird-pics.jpg)
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Marry x'D JK
Markimoo (Markiplier)
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Marry. NO ONE WANTS TO KILL MARK. NO ONE. DB //pets his precious face//
The American Flag?
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Eat. Idk.
The host of Cutthroat Kitchen (I think his name is Alton Brown. I'm pretty sure. Either way he's funny/creepy as anything.)
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Hhhhh...Eat.
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Ummmmm... o-o Hi.
Foxy from FNAF? O-O
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KILL. He's my least favorite character. And his nightmare version creeps me out.
Freddy from FNAF?
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Kill, because he is the lagamartonic who killed me... But, I would only punch his nose if this wasn't the whole thing of the game.
Next:
Fredbear? o-o
Fredbear to next poster: I'd eat... Frontal Lobe is wonderful! -evil laugh-
Me: O-O You stay away from me, but I think I'm gonna like you... Just don't place your whole head on my bed and I wont stab a fork through your eye...
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Kill. //stabs with batteries// 8D huehuehue
Bill Cipher?
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I'm just gonna say Kill because I know basically nothing about him but for the fact he is from Gravity Falls... I think...
A red cheeked finch?
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(Yes, you're correct. He's from GF. xD)
Marry. Too adorable to kill or eat. :C
A cactus mouse?
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Kill it before it lays eggs. :3
My fluffy tail? :P
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(http://38.media.tumblr.com/59889afdc12865ea7d9ab7a158a620b0/tumblr_mjjm8cR1ss1qmo3obo1_400.gif)
...It's so fluffy I want to hug it and murder it to death. 8'D //pointlessgifsarepointless//
A giraffe?
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Eat.
Solas from Dragon Age?
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Kill.
Eddie Gluskin from Outlast?
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Idk who that is, so probably kill.
Gilda from My Little Pony?
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Kill, just because.. I almost made a bad Cupcakes joke and compared it to me!
Bonnie from FNAF? o-O
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... You can't kill an animatronic.
If you ate Bonnie, you'd be eating a robot and a child at the same time...
So the only option left is marry ;~;
Chica from FNAF?
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-Screaming to hard to anwser- I ALREADY HAVE AN OWL TRYING TO STEAL BONNIE! D:
(I don't eat chicken, I wouldn't kill Chica or any bird/animatronic, and I'm not gonna marry her. o-O'
I guess I'd have to say kill ;-; She did jumpscare a few people... o-o And also, in FNAF 4 she's killed me a lot...)
Ugh...
Uhh...
The Purple Guy? XD
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Eat.
Uhh... a poodle?
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Kill, dogs are just... Annoying...
Really, the last few dogs I've seen just bark at me and one tried to chase me...
A Pokemon?
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... well, according to gen 4... people have married Pokemon. So....
Ha just kidding I'd totally eat one.
Apparently they taste good.
The crying child from FNAF 4?
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Kill. Nopenopenope -
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Kill >:)
hmmmm...
mary Popins!
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Kill.
Pleasedon'tkillme
My signature?
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Eat.
He looks tasty.
Smol Peridot?
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Uhm, kill?
Captain America?
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Meh, Kill. I don't care about Marvile (I'm 99.99% sure I misspelled that.) or the world being saved.
My drawings? :D -Shows really horrible drawing of a "wolf"-
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Eat. *Shoves picture you attempted to do of my gemsona into my mouth*
Me?
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Pfft, Marry. obviously
Icecream?
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Eat. Even if I most of the time dislike it. I do eat it now and then.
Snakes?
And before you say Kill... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0v0LnW0qJk&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0v0LnW0qJk&feature=youtu.be)
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Marry. I think snakes are kinda cool.
Uhh... the default Feralheart lion?
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Kill. I don't know why, probably because I think because of it is why I don't use any of the default set colors because I'm worried it looks lazy.
The chicken in NegativeTen's signature?
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Marry!
Cinnamon rolls?
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Eat. :)
A owl?
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Marry of course. Because, wh not marry an owl?
Black Friday?
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Eat (I don't know why xD) owo
A car xD
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Kill? I wouldn't eat a car from fear of poisoning and I wouldn't marry it because it's an inanimate object.
An alien?
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Kill, but only if they try to kill me and it would be VenturianTale playing Fallout 3 in that spaceship part... o-o
A furby? (http://www.theoldrobots.com/images56/Furby-24.JPG)
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kill
A lightbulb?
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Kill xD I wouldn't want to eat a lightbulb or marry it... xD
A wolf
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Eat. I've always wondered what they taste like.
Shark?
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Eat. 8I
The 11th Doctor?
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Marry duh XD
Ninjas
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Uhh eat I guess??
2P!Poland, from Hetalia?:
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/dd88b76dab541edf97e6b10c80cc3c82/tumblr_mq1ku2HY521rx0bi2o2_1280.gif)
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Kill owo
Italy from Hetalia
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whY WOULD YOU KILL SUCH A PRECIOUS DEAR??
ohwell
Eat. c:>
A book?
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Eat.
Lapis from SU?
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Kill.i dont want to marry or eat
Jacksfilms /oh wow look who ran out of ideas/
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Kill? I'm not sure who Jacksfilms is so.. rip.
Markiplier?
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Marry. Markimoo is mine now.
A house
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Eat. Gingerbread houses for the win.
A hamster.
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Marry. I have no clue why but I am an animal lover and I would never kill it or eat it owo
A Christmas cracker.
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Eat.
Angry dino?
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Kill owo
A squirrel
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Eat. I WANT TO KILL AND EAT A SQURIREL LIKE A REDNECK. BC //Reddening intensifies//
A smilodon?
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Kill.
That pelt would make a nice fur coats. *Currently freezing in house*
A Kangaroo?
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Kill.
A Mechanical Cat?
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Eat.. Ahem.. I meant kill... Yeah that is what I ment.
A panda.
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Kill.
The Loch Ness Monster?
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Kill? I mean, it's probably gonna try to eat us or harm us in some way, but if I can/could, I'd just capture it.
My parrotlet named Pickle? XD
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Eat.
This spaceship I created in spore:(http://i.imgur.com/GYqlom8.png)It is alive.
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Kill. Who needs a spaceship anyways?
The Birblin? (https://i.imgur.com/BzP2sUD.png)
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Kill it.
The newest iPhone?
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I was gonna say kill at first but... I need a new phone, so marry.
A shoe?
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Eat, we all need to include a little bit of shoe in our diets.
The Aurora?
(imverysorry)
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Eat.
This font?
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Kill.
Brendon Urie?
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marry because patd is cool
a dolphin with legs and sunglasses?
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Marry.
This cauldron I made out of basic shapes?(http://i.imgur.com/yNmOyyp.png)
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marry obv
zevran arainai
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Eat.
The whole universe?
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Eat
Mcnuggets with fries and oreo mcflurry
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Kill.
Water?
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marry
the entire country of ukraine
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Eat.
The whole planet Earth?
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eat
I mean i'm prEETTY sure polluted water and loitered dirt tastes good right?
egh/
no?
chicken
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marry
a bad meme
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Eat.
The entire alphabet?
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eat
this?
(https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/1/10421/615374-n_chao.png)
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Marry, i guess.
a Robot?
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KILL.
Human elbow?
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Uh.. marry.
My New FH OC???
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eat
very spoiled potato chip?
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um.. eat.
Rainbow cupcakes?
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KILL
Furby
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Marry!
A bearded dragon?
(https://i.imgur.com/WRWY5vq.jpg)(This isn't mine)
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Marry!! :D
a Smilodon?
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marry
chocolate ice cream
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Eat, yum yum!
a Robot Unicorn?