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Off topic => Discussion Board => Topic started by: Liekos on February 05, 2011, 09:51:35 am

Title: LOL jokes/scary stories? :D
Post by: Liekos on February 05, 2011, 09:51:35 am

Any scary stories or jokes? post away :D

Title: Re: LOL jokes/scary stories? :D
Post by: 12dollars on February 08, 2011, 08:27:30 am

um... don't kill me about this
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Dwarf Shortage O:

Title: Re: LOL jokes/scary stories? :D
Post by: nightmares reign on February 10, 2011, 07:22:19 pm

I have a joke! Hope you like it ;D

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent."