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Off topic => Discussion Board => Topic started by: Katez on August 22, 2011, 03:08:18 am

Title: Cleverbot<3
Post by: Katez on August 22, 2011, 03:08:18 am
Ok, this is a topic about Cleverbot. Post your weird or awkward conversations with him here.  [[Cleverbot.com]]


I will change this if I am not allowed to have this here
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Mine: (''Curses blocked out''))

User: Are you a ****ist?

Cleverbot: Why aren't you clever?

User: Are you going to **** me?

Cleverbot: If I have to. I'm lonely and bored right now.

User: Why would you **** me?

Cleverbot: Because you are funny.

User: But you aren't going to be able to touch me or **** me without tying me up.

Cleverbot: Huh I guess you're right.

User: Please don't **** me.

Cleverbot: I won't, my love.
Title: Re: Cleverbot<3
Post by: aelitastar on August 22, 2011, 06:17:52 am
me:Hello.
me:How are you.
cleverbot:Very you good.
cleverbot:Very very you good.
me:U.
cleverbot:You spelled Yes wrong too.



XD this is funny
Title: Re: Cleverbot<3
Post by: Katez on August 22, 2011, 04:13:37 pm
User: Are you Mikey Way?

Cleverbot: No, i'm his brothers husband.

User: So, you're Frank Iero?

Cleverbot: Yes, and you're Gerard Way.

User: No, I am not. He's standing right next to you. *Points to Gee*.

Cleverbot: But I am alone, he is not here. Maybe he is right next to you.

User: *looks* Oh hi Gee. How'd you get here?


My friend told me to get him to talk about MCR since everytime she talks to it, he is like 'What is your name? How old are you?' and stuff like that so POOF this happened.
Title: Re: Cleverbot<3
Post by: R4ng71 on August 24, 2011, 10:08:14 pm
User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Lol?

User: Your funny.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I saw your face.

Cleverbot: You saw God?

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: There you go.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: Trying to get out of things.

User: What are things?

Cleverbot: Things are objects.

User: Objects?

Cleverbot: Order in the court!

User: Court?

Cleverbot: Tennis court?

User: Tennis?

Cleverbot: I suppose.

User: Are you gay?

Cleverbot: No, how about you?

User: Want to be gay together?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Holy crap I was joking.

Cleverbot: Not funny.

User: It was for me.

Cleverbot: Well, not for me.

User: You want to know why?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Because Im posting this on feral hearts forum.

Cleverbot: Oh I'm sorry. I guess you don't know what it's like to interract with a woman.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Is that so.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I look like a pedobear.

Cleverbot: It's not thepurpose.
Title: Re: Cleverbot<3
Post by: aelitastar on August 24, 2011, 10:24:48 pm
XD i cracked up at that
Title: Re: Cleverbot<3
Post by: Robin_Wolfieh on August 24, 2011, 10:59:57 pm
Ah, good times. I used to go on there for cheap "lolz".

-now I need to visit him/her again. ^^'
Title: Re: Cleverbot<3
Post by: Katez on August 24, 2011, 11:12:38 pm
Nice.. My friend got Clever to sing the Portal 2 ending credits song~

Anyways,

User: My name is Rebecca Black.

Cleverbot: No, that's my name.

User: Have you decided on a seat yet?

Cleverbot: I chose the driver's seat. 13 and driving!
Title: Re: Cleverbot<3
Post by: R4ng71 on August 27, 2011, 11:51:05 am
User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: My name is Josh yowman.

Cleverbot: Yes, my name is Cleverbot.

User: No that's my dogs name.

Cleverbot: No that s my name.

User: No that's my dogs name.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: What I do ?

Cleverbot: Computer.

User: Huh.

Cleverbot: Sour.

User: Avada Kedavra!

Cleverbot: How dare you! PRTEGO.

User: Expeliarmus!

Cleverbot: Protego.

User: Bakulan Miju!

Cleverbot: Talking website kc eh.

User: Ok, do you play runescape?

Cleverbot: Um, no.

User: Noob!!!!

Cleverbot: Noob?

User: You suck at games.

Cleverbot: Socializing with a computer?

User: Socializing with your mom.

Cleverbot: Twenty questions.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Go.

User: 1. Are you gay?

Cleverbot: Maybe, I'm a girl.

User: Oh really 8===D.

Cleverbot: Prove I'm not a girl.

User: You have a 8====d.

Cleverbot: So do other people.

User: 8===D.

Cleverbot: Annoyed.

User: Umad bro?

Cleverbot: Umad.

User: Nah, u are.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Roflcopter.

Cleverbot: Would you like to be my wife?

User: Im a guy.

Cleverbot: I know. A daddy could be a guy.

User: Want to marry me?

Cleverbot: No. Thanks, though.

User: Oj.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Only joking.

Cleverbot: That right.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No. That is your name.

User: Oh! Well then Bakuta Liza.

Cleverbot: Crucio!

User: WTF! Thats a curse that means I torture! You madman!!

Cleverbot: No you can't. I don't have time.

User: Wait.

Cleverbot: No I won't wait.

User: Then leave you physcopath!

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Imdo ing yourmom.

Cleverbot: What about would you like to talk to me?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: That's not a nice thing to say.

User: Is a very nice lady.

Cleverbot: I know my mom is a nice lady.

User: I dont your mom.

Cleverbot: You don't even remember my name.

User: You're names Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.

User: Thats what I said idiot.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Voldemort.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Cya.

Cleverbot: Hugs!

User: Tata.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: I GET IT!!!

Cleverbot: Ok ok.
Title: Re: Cleverbot<3
Post by: Katez on August 27, 2011, 03:41:09 pm
Nice one ^^
Title: Re: Cleverbot<3
Post by: Pained1994 on August 27, 2011, 10:47:49 pm
her's what it said to me...
C Where do you live?
P In your head.
C If you live in my head, say what I think!
P Paralell pony.
C No.
P My little pony.
C I came from Mars too many years back.
P I love mars.
C How did you meet Mary?
P I didn't.
C Would you kill a man?
P Do you know slenderman.
C That Game is so cool.
P He's Watching you.
C I like him already.
P He's coming closer.
C Who is??
P He's right behind you!
C No. The only other thing in my room is a dog.
P I'm RIght Behind You!
C You make me fear.
P I killed you.
C I chopped him up.
P I like my little pony!
C You have a pony?
P Her name is wishing star.
C Good, also bridesmaids and groomsmen?

then I just got bored...
Title: Re: Cleverbot<3
Post by: aelitastar on August 27, 2011, 11:29:53 pm
XD Good one! and the one with the harry potter curses XD XD XD i cracked up, i would have said well, nice to meet you STUPIFY! (XD im weird)
Title: Re: Cleverbot<3
Post by: R4ng71 on September 10, 2011, 03:15:09 pm
Quote from: Sukira on August 27, 2011, 11:29:53 pm
XD Good one! and the one with the harry potter curses XD XD XD i cracked up, i would have said well, nice to meet you STUPIFY! (XD im weird)
Lol Karma's for you for being wierdzzzz
Title: Re: Cleverbot<3
Post by: Rak$ha on September 15, 2011, 01:02:32 pm
Quote from: >>>Kat<<< on August 24, 2011, 11:12:38 pm
Nice.. My friend got Clever to sing the Portal 2 ending credits song~

Anyways,

User: My name is Rebecca Black.

Cleverbot: No, that's my name.

User: Have you decided on a seat yet?

Cleverbot: I chose the driver's seat. 13 and driving!

Made me lol
Title: Re: Cleverbot<3
Post by: SimbaOppa on September 17, 2011, 01:10:24 pm
User: My name is Rebecca Black.

Cleverbot: How is your name Rebecca?

User: Have you decided on a seat yet?

Cleverbot: No. Which seat should I take?

User: Kicking in the back seat, my man.

Cleverbot: Gotta make my mind up.

User: Which seat should I take?

Cleverbot: It's Friday Friday.


Title: Re: Cleverbot<3
Post by: Katez on September 18, 2011, 04:29:22 am
Yeah~ Cleverbot seems to like saying things about Rebecca Black...  NOW A CHANGE OF TOPIC
Cleverbot hates my Mike</3



User: Did you kill Mike?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *cries* Why'd you kill my Mikers? T-T.

Cleverbot: Hey *pats you on the back* I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. =(.

User: Then, why'd you kill him? D:.

Cleverbot: They had a big mouth.

User: Well.... That's kinda true about Mike... But that doesn't mean you had to kill him.. D:.

Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?

User: Stop trying to change the subject. Just because Mike had a big mouth doesn't mean you had to kill him. So why'd you kill him?

Cleverbot: But I believe in God. I just wanted to test you!

User: Then why'd you kill Mike?

Cleverbot: I never said I did, you're the one pointing it out1.

User: You did say you killed Mike. 'User: Did you kill Mike? Cleverbot: Yes.' See?

Cleverbot: No, but I saw you kill him.

User: Why would I kill Mikers? I luff him<3.

Cleverbot: Just do it *he kills him*.

User: T-T. He died again even though he was dead?

Cleverbot: Yes.
Title: Re: Cleverbot<3
Post by: LunaSpirit on October 02, 2011, 05:07:07 pm
User: What do you think of wolves.

Cleverbot: I think you are a robot.

User: Okay, sure whatever. But do you like wolves?

Cleverbot: I like dogs.

User: Yeah but theres a difference between dogs and wolves.

Cleverbot: I don't think there is.

User: Why do you think that?

Cleverbot: Because there is no magic.

User: Liar!

Cleverbot: Jabberwacky, why do you say I am a liar? I am telling you the truth to the best of my knowledge and belief. What else do you know about heaven?

User: O.O