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Game & Forum Discussion => Forum Discussion => Forum Games => Topic started by: LynxWalker on January 17, 2011, 06:37:40 pm

Title: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: LynxWalker on January 17, 2011, 06:37:40 pm
Okay, I was pretty surprised this game wasn't already on here! :D

This is called the vending machine game. Here's how it works:

I'll start out the game by inserting something into the vending machine. The next person says what I get out of the machine. And in the same post they also put something in to the machine and wait for another person to post what they get. You can put anything you want into it. It doesn't just take money. This vending machine can give you pretty random things! So be creative! Just be sure to follow forum rules too. ^_^

Just to be sure the rules are clear, here's an example of play:

Player one posts: *inserts a can of soda*
Player two posts: You got a bowling ball! *Inserts a piece of cheese*
Player three posts: You got a mouse! *inserts half a dollar bill*
And so on...

And now I'll start.

*inserts a blank piece of paper*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: Ardent Softheart on January 17, 2011, 07:47:49 pm
you get comically oversized waffle! *inserts a cheezburgar*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: LynxWalker on January 17, 2011, 07:53:40 pm
Quote from: Ardent
*inserts a cheezburgar*

You get an itty bitty kitten committee!

*inserts a usb cable*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: Ardent Softheart on January 17, 2011, 08:03:31 pm
awww...cute kitties! *pokes the kittens* you get an exceedingly confused seal pup! *inserts bacon*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: LynxWalker on January 17, 2011, 08:23:13 pm
Quote from: Ardent
*inserts bacon*

You get a radioactive hard boiled egg!

*inserts half of a dollar bill*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: Kirsui on January 17, 2011, 08:31:12 pm
You get half of a bottle of coke without the bottle.

*inserts a mushroom*
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Post by: Juliet on January 18, 2011, 05:53:12 pm
You get a red mario shell!

*inserts an innocent turtle* :3
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Post by: Kirsui on January 18, 2011, 06:03:51 pm
You get a bowl of turtle soup! D:

*inserts a coffee bean*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: taryn673 on January 30, 2011, 03:53:40 am
you get a ripped open stuffed animal monkey! *inserts a tv remote
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: EchoSwiftpaws on February 12, 2011, 02:54:58 pm
You get a brand new flatscreen HD television!
*inserts a penny*
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Post by: Kyugima on February 12, 2011, 02:56:54 pm
You get air for being cheap XD
*Inserts fly spray can*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: EchoSwiftpaws on February 12, 2011, 02:59:41 pm
Lol! *attempts to catch the air and fails* aww. it escaped... D:

You get... A can of sprayable cheese!
*inserts a flower*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: Kyugima on February 12, 2011, 03:02:05 pm
You get a packet of flower seeds that will grow into giant man eating flowers

*Inserts game*
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Post by: EchoSwiftpaws on February 12, 2011, 03:04:41 pm
You get a computer monitor showing a blue screen with white writing on it

*inserts a banana*
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Post by: Kyugima on February 12, 2011, 03:07:20 pm
DX BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!

You get a crazed rabid monkey

*inserts alien probe*
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Post by: taryn673 on February 12, 2011, 03:10:20 pm
you get a cow...im not sure why lol *inserts a golden retriever*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: Kyugima on February 12, 2011, 03:13:43 pm
you get a... dog toy. Shame you got rid of the dog XD

*Inserts a gold bar*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: taryn673 on February 12, 2011, 03:29:52 pm
you get chocolate gold coins! well, i hope you like  chocolate! *inserts a dsi*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: Juliet on February 17, 2011, 03:06:44 pm
you get a wii!
*inserts a hobo*
...
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Post by: EchoSwiftpaws on February 17, 2011, 04:19:02 pm
You get a cardboard refrigerator box with another smaller box inside! It's like a condo! :O
*inserts an apple*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: GemWolf on February 17, 2011, 10:12:40 pm
 You get a bomb! D: OHNOESSSSS.
-inserts a book-
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: Akatia on February 25, 2011, 12:48:26 pm
You get a piece of paper!

*Inserts a checkerboard.*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: Kyugima on February 25, 2011, 12:58:13 pm
You get a pikachu!

*Sticks her finger in*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: taryn673 on February 25, 2011, 01:12:09 pm
you get a golden ring! :D I would sell it and make money :D
*inserts a cell phone*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: Kyugima on February 25, 2011, 01:18:52 pm
You get my number! Call me! *wink wink*

*inserts lost child*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: taryn673 on February 25, 2011, 01:29:13 pm
you get a lost TEENAGER!! teenagers are better than kids I guess lol.
*inserts a dog*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: Kyugima on February 25, 2011, 01:30:47 pm
You get cat food!

*Inserts baby powder*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: taryn673 on February 25, 2011, 01:36:28 pm
You get a baby!
*inserts a cookie*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: GemWolf on February 25, 2011, 01:39:11 pm
 You get a cookie-cake! Hey, lucky you.
-inserts a french fry-
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: Kyugima on February 25, 2011, 01:48:16 pm
You get a seagull!

*insters elmo*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: EchoSwiftpaws on February 25, 2011, 04:06:33 pm
You get a road sign saying: Sesame Street 2 miles ahead
*inserts a cell phone*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: taryn673 on February 25, 2011, 04:14:49 pm
I said cell phone too xD okay,anyways,you get....A BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*inserts a lamp*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: EchoSwiftpaws on February 25, 2011, 04:22:48 pm
XD I completely didn't notice that! :O Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring! Banana phone!

You get... a candle!
*inserts a highlighter*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: GemWolf on February 25, 2011, 04:27:10 pm
 You get a sparkle thingy! (Descriptive, eh?)
-Inserts a cow-
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: taryn673 on February 25, 2011, 05:10:33 pm
you get milk in a jug!
*inserts a computer*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: Kyugima on February 25, 2011, 11:26:35 pm
You get a usb stick!
*inserts spoon*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: Akatia on February 25, 2011, 11:54:43 pm
You get a fork!

*Inserts Companion Cube*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: EchoSwiftpaws on February 26, 2011, 12:09:29 am
You get... CAKE!
*inserts camera*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: Ritsuka on March 21, 2011, 05:18:18 pm
You get ... a.... eyeball O-O

*Inserts a Pancake*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: Jitters on May 14, 2011, 01:30:05 am
I was going to make this, I'm happy I found it though.

The knob gets stuck half-way. Good thing you got a splash of grease :)

*Inserts a fish*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: Celeyan on May 14, 2011, 04:41:46 am
You get a fish man :D


*Inserts some pie*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: Jitters on May 14, 2011, 04:53:31 am
You get peanut m&ms...or so you thought.

*inserts 27 tic-tacs*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: okami129 on May 21, 2011, 02:50:00 am
You get an... ANGRY GERMAN KID!!! BWAAH
Angry German Kid Reversed Subbed - He speaks English (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMu5yEWF2nk#)
*Inserts chocolate coin here.*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: DimensionGal on May 21, 2011, 02:51:21 am
You get a leopluradon.

*Inserts a dinosaur*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: EllaDragoness on April 09, 2013, 11:21:40 pm
You get some lovely old, stinky, broken fossils.

*inserts sandwich with coins stuffed inside*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: rustheart on April 12, 2013, 02:06:27 pm
You get another sandwich with coins stuffed inside

*Puts in a old sock*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: kiaz1st on April 12, 2013, 03:22:34 pm
you get a clean sock!

-inserts myself-
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: rustheart on April 12, 2013, 03:41:19 pm
You get nothing because your stuck in it.

-Tries to put a toilet in but Kiaz's body is in the way-
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: kiaz1st on April 12, 2013, 06:08:24 pm
D: -inserts butter-
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: Genesis9 on April 12, 2013, 07:21:24 pm
You get a 1+ mushroom!

Inserts a shiny gold coin owo
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: kiaz1st on April 12, 2013, 10:03:54 pm
you get a treasure chest.....lucky!

-inserts lion- o3o
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: rustheart on April 13, 2013, 01:31:14 am
You get Red!

-Inserts Powerplaying Warrior Cat-
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: Genesis9 on April 13, 2013, 03:33:05 am
You get the cat apocalypse! You've doomed us all 8l


*Inserts rock* 
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: EllaDragoness on April 13, 2013, 03:35:37 am
You get a stick.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: kiaz1st on April 13, 2013, 09:40:57 am
? what do I give you ?
I get red? 8D -huggles big floofie-

-inserts simba-
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: rustheart on April 13, 2013, 01:46:41 pm
-You get Bonfire-

-Inserts pokeball-
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: Genesis9 on April 13, 2013, 07:23:12 pm
You get Zapdos!

*Inserts Akenstone* :o
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: duna the killer on April 13, 2013, 10:07:29 pm
-gives rhinoceras- <_> -inserts a Utahraptor-
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: kiaz1st on April 13, 2013, 10:31:59 pm
you get Jurassic park.............hope ya survive ;P

-inserts bug-
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: FieldsForever on April 18, 2013, 08:22:22 pm
You get apple juice.
*inserts nail clippings*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: wolvesaregreat on April 18, 2013, 08:35:08 pm
You get a simple ball.
*inserts neon colors* o.o
~LittleWolf~
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: rustheart on April 19, 2013, 03:03:27 am
You get a mate center

*Inserts Barn Owl*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: kiaz1st on April 19, 2013, 04:14:32 pm
you get some battle claws and a bonus book: Gardians of Gahoole, by Kathryn Lasky

-inserts mate begger- O_O
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: Nutella2 on May 28, 2013, 01:26:37 pm
You get an illiterate person! |3

I insert the Italian flag.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: kiaz1st on May 28, 2013, 08:41:30 pm
You get some random Italian baker making a pizza!

-inserts Kovu-
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: llJinxxyll on May 28, 2013, 09:03:15 pm
You get Kiara!
*Inserts a narwhal*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: kiaz1st on May 28, 2013, 09:04:53 pm
You get the antarctic ocean!

-inserts Grim Reaper-
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: llJinxxyll on May 28, 2013, 09:09:45 pm
You get a Jinxxy!
*Inserts a dollar bill*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: kiaz1st on May 28, 2013, 09:11:34 pm
You get a million dollars!

-inserts bird-
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: silverwolf120 on May 28, 2013, 11:21:23 pm
You get Yoshi XD

*inserts a Chihuahua.*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: hugrf2 on May 29, 2013, 01:01:55 am
You get a cougar cub! c:


*Insert nyan cat here*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: kiaz1st on May 29, 2013, 10:55:56 am
You get a rainbow!

-inserts FeralHeart-
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: hugrf2 on May 29, 2013, 05:30:32 pm
You get a huge tree!

*Insert giraffe here*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: kiaz1st on May 29, 2013, 06:10:31 pm
you get an angry lion! He wants his food >8I

-inserts screaming girl-
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: hugrf2 on May 29, 2013, 07:00:59 pm
You get a fat dude! 8D

*Insert singer here*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: kiaz1st on May 30, 2013, 12:41:35 pm
You get Justin Beiber......O_O

-inserts crazyness-
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: hugrf2 on May 30, 2013, 04:49:14 pm
You get a glowstick! 8D


*Insert Justin Beiber* >:U
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: FantasyDawn on May 30, 2013, 04:54:55 pm
You get a little girl.

*Inserts Selena Gomez*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: hugrf2 on May 30, 2013, 07:17:24 pm
You get a black wig!


*Insert little girl here* ;-;
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: kiaz1st on May 31, 2013, 04:33:32 pm
You get a baby!

-inserts myself-
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: hugrf2 on May 31, 2013, 06:30:48 pm
You get a ball the color of your eyes! A small one.


*Inserts baby* >: (
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: kiaz1st on May 31, 2013, 08:42:36 pm
You get a fetus!!

-inserts red-
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: hugrf2 on May 31, 2013, 09:00:48 pm
You get fake blood.


*Inserts fetus* >_<
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: kiaz1st on June 01, 2013, 03:16:17 pm
You get DNA

-inserts fake blood- >.>
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: hugrf2 on June 01, 2013, 08:01:48 pm
You get a brontosaurus bone!


*Insert DNA here*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: kiaz1st on June 02, 2013, 02:58:28 pm
You get Origin (You do know your just going back through time xD)

-inserts a tree-
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: hugrf2 on June 02, 2013, 04:11:43 pm
Yes. Yes I do. You get paper and a dollar bill! :D


*Insert Passenger Pigeon here* (If you don't know what they are, look them up. They are extinct.)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: kiaz1st on June 03, 2013, 12:15:15 pm
you get a normal pigeon

-inserts puppy-
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: hugrf2 on June 04, 2013, 12:26:40 am
You get a kitten! *Breaks into machine and grabs passenger pigeon* BAD MACHINE :U


*Inserts dodo bird*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: Chichah on June 04, 2013, 01:14:19 am
You get my ex!
*Inserts Yolo* >I
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: hugrf2 on June 04, 2013, 02:24:37 am
You get yogurt!


*Inserts gogurt*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: kiaz1st on June 04, 2013, 12:14:39 pm
you get a pokeball

-inserts pikachu-
Title: Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Post by: hugrf2 on June 04, 2013, 09:10:16 pm
You get a lightning bolt. Use it to shock yourself! *trollface*


*Insert thunder storm here*