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what the title says XD be silly! this is a fun game.
i'll start:
1. feed them to bears
2. throw acid on them when their in surgery on their heart
3. slice them up with a lightsaber
4. GO BLARGG WITH YOUR LAZOR (lol)
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Force them to watch Twilight... (sorry twilight fans~)
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Give them a Justin Bieber CD for their birthday. ;)
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Force them to watch Twilight... (sorry twilight fans~)
IT BURNS!!!!!! *dies from seeing the sparkle fairy and its sparkilyness -hates twilight- lol)
throw them in a never ending pit of doom lol
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Drop kick them into a volcano! :D
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set bloodclan on them! XDD
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Lol good one. ;D
Dump a bucket of Nucular Waste on them!!!!!!!!!! :)
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Make them go to a Justin Bieber concert. Oh wait that method is too classic for torture since everyone hates him ;)
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show them the god modder firestar! *cough* fire** *cough*
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Throw my enemy into all the clan cats, star clan and the tribe of rushing water cats! * throws shadow man to all the good cats from the warrior series* >:D
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14. Use a Bazooka.
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sick my brother on them and his never ceasing mario talk
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16. make them watch LMFAO's I'm Sexy And I Know It music video and watch them laugh to death..
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if they hate the song their taking the hobbits to isangar make them listen to a ten hour repeat of it! (there is that on youtube lol: Taking the Hobbits to Isengard - 10 HOURS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9Uz1icjwrM#ws) )
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..... *silent* ...... *crazy evil yell of doom* SPARTA KICK THEM! OR OR OR. Calm... Calm... NO. OR GET A PET WOLF AND SAY "SICK 'EM" AND POINT TO THE ENEMY. ....Okay... I'mcalm.... I think..
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19. Drop a penny on their head from the Empire State Building. (Acually kills)
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eat them
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21. Push them into quick sand
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22. Make them eat my dad's cooking LOL
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XDDD force them to babysitt my little brother, only very few have made it out alive with their sanity (what they had) in tact. ME ONE OF THEM lol
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Epic choice....Fries forever or cheese sticks.
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Make them stand on thier head and watch barbie movies. Untill thier 'eyes bleed'!
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(?) ask someone to get me a dress and when i get it i kill them XDD (<--- hates dresses)
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Tell the father from that movie Taken that your enemy hurt his daughter. He. Will. Find. You. And he will kill you :3
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if they say no the puss in boots i think you will kill em XD
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YES If you say no to my puss in boots sig, I. WILL. KEEL. YOU. XD
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HOW can someone say no! *huggles puss in boots* throw them in lava with a metal pole in their mouth (XDD)
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Chain an anchor to them then throw em in the ocean! :D
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make them kiss a deseased frog! XD
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Make them lick a frozen pole.
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(lol ive done that...) tell kaname someone kidnapped yuki and tell him the name of the person, fool proof way to kill em *nods*
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Alright I got one more for a while! Stare into my eyes. My "wolf" soul will slowly devour you >:3 mwuhahaha...
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(lol i made a lab rat/mouse/wild mouse/rat rp if you want to find it, look for can your survive in the off topic roleplay)
sick my pet on perfect world on them
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Shoot them a thousand times, throw them into a oblivion, stomp on their corpse until every bone in their body is cracked then watch as they disintegrate (sp?) in the river of acid.
OH YUS.
N' then IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAH at dem.
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make them watch the video "more then a thousand nyan cats"
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Leave them in the coldest place in the world with no clothes on for 5 minutes, then give them 5 sweatpants, sweatshirts, gloves, socks, and hats with glue on them, then throw them into the middle of a desert. They'll burn to death, muahaha.
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if they say they hate this song: I want you - Savage Garden (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8bvlAgUiF0#) put it on youtube repeat! lol i love this song
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...make them ride on a super fast horse and then push them off...
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Make them go to a Justin Bieber concert. Oh wait that method is too classic for torture since everyone hates him ;)
hay not ever body hates justin bieber..... and no im not a girl
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drop a safe on the heads!
LOONYTUNES STILE FDW!
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Slit their neck, tie them to an anchor then throw them into the ocean (The blood will attract sharks and stuff)
Mwha haha
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....Summon Wooper to annoy them.
((go away wooper (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJum3mdJSrY#)))
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~Bust their heads through a wall
~Put them in a room and turn the air pressure up high
~Taze them to death
~Throw them in a lion cage at the zoo
~Deathtrap...Mwuahahahahaaa
((I can come up with lots more, just dun wanna take the fun out of it. ;P))
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set em on fire and send em to ell.
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......... stab them with an ice-sickle and put them in a cave of ice and snow to freeze them and then revive them and repeat the process 5 more times and on the 5th time don't revive them.......
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Here's a simple, yet practical one :: get an assassin. :3
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((lol wow, harsh Kiyoi, you would be a great murderer XD))
~Put them in a psycho house and give the crazy people knives
~Push them out of a helicopter with no parachute
~Bury them alive
~Stab them with a pencil
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((Brittany, wouldn't you have to stab them with the pencil alot to make them die? Ouch.))
Tie them up and force them to watch Teletubbies and Barney for 5 days. Then, when they're mind is dead, feed them to a pack of rabid lions and wolves.
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((Teehee, yes...))
~Stab them with a pencil again XD
~Hit them in the head with a baseball bat
~Lock them in a room with killer bees
~Kick a bear cub then put them beside it when the mama bear looks
~watch 1000 ways to die to get ideas like i do
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Make them smell my chocolate scented feet and then karate kick them in the face down a hole. Oh, and then throw really sharp pencils at them. ((My feet really do smell like chocolate O_____O))
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((Bahahaha))
~Spray hairspray in their eyes then feed them to starving coyotes.
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Go up to them and be like; " *troll face* I like trains." And watch them get ran over. Then, throw a ton of bricks at them :3
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(( i know i can be harsh, and i can be harsher >3 ))
chop them up and put they're body parts and organs on skewers to make "Enemy Kabobs"
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Beat them with Transformers toys;
then manage to get the REAL Transformers and make them shoot them with their LAZAAAARRRRSSSS.
This should result in a disinigrated enemy.
>:D
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((Lol, Enemy Kabobs.))
~Act like you're their friend, say you have to show them something, tie them up and put a apple on their head, shoot at them with a bow and arrow and 'accidentally' miss the apple.
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make them eat TNT.
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Make them eat fire after eating TNT so they will go BOOM! ;D
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make them play the laggiest game ever.
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cut their head off with a scythe and then freeze theyre head and body with ice magic (i love scythes and ice ^_^)
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throw them into a hole with all the clan cats inside! >:D * throws wrost enemy into a pit of clan cats and he died*
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make. them. watch. kid. shows. 'nuff said. (MLP FiM doesn't count XD)
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Have them date Koby. You'll find out what happens when you steal Uta's man. >:D Either that or get german on them!
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Drop them in a pit full of chihuahuas. Chi. Hua. Huas.
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make them watch telatubys o.e
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Assassinate them
Call Assassin's on them
Make them Piss off Altair ;D
If they ask Alty out I WILL KILL THEM!!
Make them Bully Malik
Send Master Chief after them
Snipe them
I have many more but I think I'll stop xD
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sick my one other character i made to be sukira's boyfriend(LOL SOUNDS SO AWKWARD) on them
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Bring them to my house when my sister has a fit.
Push them off a bridge.
Set them on fire.
Pretend to be a doctor and give them surgery.
Give them poisioned cake on their birthday.
Bury them alive.
Scare them to death with a chainsaw.
Invite them to my friend's house.
Scream until their aerdrum bursts and their brain pops out.
Smother them with confetti.
Bring them to space with you, then leave them.
Put a box on their doorstep that has a note that says "I'm sorry we couldn't be friends." with a snake inside.
Starve some lions in Africa, then take you enemy with you and ditch them there, and hide meat in their pockets before the trip.
Pour concrete over them.
I thought of a lot of random ones... >_>
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sick my vecromanceron them XD
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OOOO this is gonna be FUN!!!!!!! Ok umm....
"accidentally" bump into them one their standing at the edge of a cliff
Throw them into the Grand Canyon and then go Oops
Throw them into Tartarus (Greek Mythology)
Give them to Hades and tell him their dead and need to go to prison.
Drag them around on the bumper of a speeding car.
Poison them with chocolate.
Sorry my evil mind is malfunctioning! I'll think of more
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Ok, here is mine.
Peel all there skin off and feed the flesh to their parents saying its beef. Crunch their bones up and turn it into a power, give it to a dog.
I have had many, many more eviler codes. But, I dont wont ya'll to be sick! XD
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Make them watch: "stallion meets newborn foal" if they hate horses being murdered, i actually teared a little, but its nature. that poor newborn's legs didn't work so the stallion ended its pain.
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get their head and stick it into a box with a radio playing Friday from Rebecca Black
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Some how make them lie on a sizzling road in the sun. Then run them over with a steamroller extra slowly and feet first for horrible long lasting pain!!!
Use a sharp knife and slit their throats, wrists and belly and throw em in a nest of bullet ants (Their stings/bites are worst than a wasps)
Tie them up on a table and attach a jar full of venomous bugs and frogs in their mouth
I dont know should i continue? >:D
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Then there are some people I want to stab numerous times, followed by unloading an M61 Vulcan Gatling gun, carpetbombing the entire area, spamming the corpse with a combination of Wave Motion Guns and Kill Sats, nuking, then standing on them them while dancing horribly before falling on my back(on them)and to just be sure, driving them into the ground with a jackhammer.
ThErE iS nO kIlL lIkE oVeRkIlL.
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Dude! That's like....violent.... (o~0)*
I could understand jokes baout making them watch barbie movies or something but that's sick!!!
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Omg you ppl are murderers! *runs away screaming*
Lol anyways, get a wasp knife and stab them. Yea. Wasp knife ftw!
WASP Injection Knife vs. Watermelon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa_NC-_fvKs#)
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Lock them in a dark room with Rebbeca Black, Justin Bieber, Cody Simpson and...... COPPERCAB!
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Prove history is a lie!
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/126/314/3cd8a33a.png?1306264975)
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(lol this is like a stress releaser thread XDD)
make them watch someone trying to sing a song but do it so badly that their ears bleed.
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Convince them that this banshee here...
(http://s4.hubimg.com/u/3929431_f248.jpg)
is a Siren (Just have the banshee swimming)
(http://coolvibe.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Siren__s_Lament_by_Ironshod-e1282960247836-992x726.jpg)
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Stab them, then eat their head off, then pour hot sauce over them, then drop them in a pool. c: (How did I get this idea? o_e)
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make them eat fire-ants XD
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Set me on em' >:)
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make them pass gas on a poison banana then stuff the banana up their mouth
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Boil there bodies in a tub of soup. Then, add some tomatoes and carrots.
VOILA~
Hatrid Soup.
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=w=. I'mma steal Light's Death note and write his name in there for killing L! >U
(Dat was my plan in my DeathNote RP... xDDD)
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Throw them into a level 5 hurricane.
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Hug them
put leaches on them
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Lock them up with me and my friends for 5 minutes. Your gonna need a scrape tool to get them out.... (Yeah... Our worst enemy deserves worse.)
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Put them in a cage and then Drop them off in the forest so they can dissapear by cause of slenderman >:3
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(My way of killing my enemies) gets on Storm and eletricutes them all, then gets on Ice then freezeing them in an ice cube,then gets on Stone and carries them into Slendermountains
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Death By Toasters :D
...that's alls i have to say.
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Throw an iliterate map-claiming warrior cat at them and watch the cat rage at them and powerplay their head off XD
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Gets a unborn pup to attack them.
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Get illiterate neon colored wolf pups thrown at your face and be eaten alive by a bunny character.
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Gets Demon M to eat a dragon.
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Throw them in a dark room with Jeff the Killer, Smiledog, Slenderman, Beyond Birthday, and Grell Sutcliff.
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Hit them with a Big Bouncing Inflatable Green Ball!
Its on youtube, and its by NigiHiga, look it up.
Dun judge ._.
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I'm going to hafta' play nice and go with...
STABBING THEM IN THE BACK AND SCREAMING; "I luv ya, but you annoy me." ._______________e
Dun judge the glorious MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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Getting a troll to sit on them and squash them into Jelly :D
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*NEW IDEA~!* I haz. A new. IDEA. =D x3
Anyways, here;
Shoot them in the face till they explode .u. OR GET A MAGICAL UNICORN AND KA-ZAP DEMZ BUTTS OFF C=
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Make them eat the school food!
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Haha, so true. XD
Unleash the god-like powers of the unborn Warrior Cats. o3e
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Force them to watch a whole Warrior's unborn kits RP, that has about 20 kits in it O.O
They will die O.O