Ppppssstt!!
Yes you!
You have been chosen out of millions...
to preform a task that is almost impossible...
The unbearable...
awful....
miserable...
impossible peeling...
of...
THE BANANA
(Rated PG13)
"You great Banana Master, tell us your amazingly skillful ways to peel the mighty fruit of yellowness, squishiness, peelyness, and worst of all: unbearablness! Please tell us oh honorable and great and truthful and amazing Banana Master, tell us your secret, please!"
You decide to tell them. With a little twist.
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I'm waiting.....................................................................
*yawns and checks watch*........................................................
Well, what did you say?!!???
Just in case you haven't noticed you're supposed to tell ways to peel a banana...