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So, this is a basic topic about your expieriences with those "Powerplayers." or as some might call them "Godmodders." A lot of the time, Powerplayers are histarical because of how unrealistic they RP with you, or they just do it out of sight. Like for an example, they say something like this: -scratches and kills you no miss-
And then your just like: Dude, powerplaying much?))
So, write your expierience down below! Here is mine. Its LONG.
So earlier today, I made a character named Jeff The Killer. There was an Adoption Center, so I went there and said "Go to sleep~" Then, some random pup out of no where comes and says -bites neck no miss you start bleeding- -pushes to the ground and you fall- Im just like Dude, powerplaying much? (We weren't even RPing at all, so I don't know where this person came with the idea to RP.) So then, the pup with the name Death Mwf Pup, or something like that, said "dey can lern that skill when they are young)) I told them that Jeff is a full grown adult, and he cut a smile in to his face and burned off his eye lids, and if he can survive that then he can survive being bit by a pup. Then he started to lecture me about all this crap about "Oh, if you are a human then make one!" "You got owned by a pup!" And basically trolling me. I started laughing so hard in real life, because of how terrible his comebacks were, and RP skills were. I am sorry but it's true.
So, what happened to you guys that you find funny?
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Basically the same as that -.- if you dont want to role play like a pup, don't make a pup--- XD
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Once, I was watching a wolf pack Rp and these two little runts came up and both started beating my character up saying things like, "Rips your eyes out" or "Scratches your face and knocks you down". At the time I was pretty new to Rp-ing and didn't know what godmodding was so I tried to work around them but you know :/
Dang fleas.
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Three Domestic Cats take down a pack of twenty+
Nuff' said.
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This is quote on from what a user said once'
"Dynasty throws yu down rips up neck with sharp claws no miss"
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o-o:
Me: Hello
Random Shire Horse: Eat me!
Me: No
RSH: Then... then... then...
Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT
RSH: *Jumps on The wolf and Nocks Eyess our head*
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Ok here goes two stories... although I have gone through this like a hundred times lol:
STORY1: One day I was in Flourite as Lord Suragaha just peacefully roaming the plains when I suddenly stumbled on this little rock... Naturally I climbed up and got all cozy like you know head tucked in tail etc and well it would seem that I accidentally stepped into a lion prides territory. Out of no where about seven lions come running at me including one cub all with their fangs open shouting this is our territory get out or we will kill you. See now Lord Suragaha is a wise older dog so I said hey guys :) (I emphasize the smiley face) How are you don't mind me I promise I wont bother you I just want to hang out here today... They disregard my kindness and continue snarling roaring etc and yelling get out so I sit up and I get mad but stay cool and I'm like "Guys look this is a public map on a free game this territory belongs to no one so just sod off or things will get ugly... I have every right to be here as you guys do leave me alone." They refused to leave me alone... they started running circles around my rock and then finally the GodModding started...(this might not be word for word but you get the idea)
The leader male lion: Eyes glow red and fire bursts out of his paws and body as muscles expand and grow
Me: O_o wtf popeye lion
The leader male lion: Throws paws into rock (that I was sitting on) and force makes wolf go flying into the sky
Me: (still on rock lying down on my back just chilling)
The leader male lion: Blasts a hot beam of molten lava into the sky at the wolf as it falls back down on rock and snaps spine
Me: at this point I'm just cracking up
The leader female lion: Grabs the wolf off the rock with such force his neck breaks and slams him into the ground
Cub1: Scratches out the wolfs eyes
The leader male lion: Body slams the wolf on the ground so his eyes pop out of his head and guts bust out
Random Lion: Rips the head off the wolf
The leader male lion: Muscles bulging rips the wolf in two and throws the guts everywhere
Then after all this... they rp ate my body ::)
STORY2:
Here I was as Lord Suragaha again just relaxing on the beach at Bonfire island chatting with some friends beside me and suddenly we get ambushed by a bunch of "horses" You know the wolf/horses of FeralHeart "Worses".
Well the horses start the whole this is our territory thing and we just tell them the usual this land belongs to everyone speech and well the lead stallion got so furious he started the attacked....
Black Stallion: Nostrils flare as his fury streams through his breath. He reared up on his muscular strong legs and kicked his legs forward warning the wolves Stay away from my mares! Rawr bleh
Fan girl Mare: omg kill those stupid wolves BlackStorm kill them I am preg with foals.
Black Stallion: Races forward and smashes his front hooves into all the wolves heads so hard that their skulls came out.
Tawny Mare: Bites one of the wolves ripping a huge chunk of meat out.
Summer Mare: Watches wolf bleed to death and attacks it again biting its under belly ripping the intestines out blood flying everywhere.
Black Stallion: Picks up one of the wolfs by the neck and slams his skull into the ground bursting out his organs.
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Lets just say we ignored them and they continued running around us with growling faces and fangs out... After they finished RP killing us all the mares were grateful to the one stallion so they started RP mating and as they did so they kept talking about how they were mating on our guts etc and one of the horses even gave birth on our guts... It was the weirdest most ridculous RP ever and best off it included a fetus horse that ate our guts right after it was born
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Oh my oh my, belive me, i have only had powerplays on one character who was a female.
1st:
So i was chilling with my boy when this other male comes and sits right next to us, stearing. My mate was like; Can we help you?. Then with no warning, he randomly says ' B*ch gonna f*** you com here F***'s rapes craps on kills eats vomits up eats again kill rips apart then attack male ripping off his neck eating it then ripping up his body and kills his body again and again till he can't be killed no more*
Then me and my mate were like: Yeah... we have to go to our rps. And he was saying about he was sorry and that he wants to be my mate and when we tell him over and over to get lost, he continues to kill us :P
2nd: Now me and my pack were in there map and somebody random comes in that never applied to come into the RP. He finds us *We hid in a den* and we realised his name was pig. He was pink and had piggy ears and what not. Then he said to look into his bio; I did and realised he had the mapped scrawled in and said that he and his pack of pigs were taking over the map. THEN omg, it was the most hallrious thing we ever saw. Over 20 pigs came in and started Rping attacking us. I caught onto one post since they were rping all at the same time. 'Bites and eats and rips of other ones head.' And i saw a Pig at the fullest size you can go saying 'IS MONSTER PIG AND PIG EATS ALL TO DEATH NOW MAP IS OURS WE WIN' I laughed like hell because there was a massive pig amongst tiny little creatures that apperantly could kill you.
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I got 2 more funny ones.
So I was in Flourite Plains, hanging out with this wolf that wanted help finding himself a mate. We came aross this pack of demon wolves (Ok seriously, DEMON WOLVES?) Anyway, we walked by them and then this happened.
Demons: Sup
Me and friend: Yo
Demons: WTF GET OUT DIS IS OUR TERRIOTORY MY PAKE WILL KILL YOUU
Me: Lolwut.
Demons: -kills no miss-
Me: What.
Demons: -eats dead body and buries carcoss-
Me: *Walks away*
Demons: UR DEAD YOU CANT WALK AWAY GODMODDER
Me: Right, IM godmodding....mhmm
Demons: YEAH
Me and friend: Lul
And then this happened a while later.
So I had just joined an Rp, which allowed demons and all those creatures. I was just a normal wolf, and the RP didn't accept godmodding. Yet, this happened in the middle of the RP.
Leader: -says- "I LUV YOU!"
Me: Im sorry, what?
Leader: MY DAD IS THE DEVIL
Me: Alright then. Your dad is the Devil.
Leader: TeLL ME I AM BEUTIFULL
Me: Wut.
Leader: TELL ME I AM BEUTIFULL OR THE DEVIL WILL KILL YOU
Me: Uhh.
Leader: -devil says- "TELL MY DAUGHTER SHE IS PRUTTY OR I WILL KILL YOU. MARRY HER"
Me: So, you want me to tell me your 'beutifull'?
Leader: YUS
Me: Your ugly as h--- *TROLOLOLOL*
Leader: WUT
Me: *Leaves group*
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I have another story. This happened earlier this morning.
So, I was in the snowy area and I heard a roar. I roared back and saw this cougar on one of the hills. We roared back and forth for a minute until the cougar says, "leave this is my mountain!"
Me: "I'm looking for a place to stay so I think I'll stay here." A subtle way of saying that it doesn't belong to him.
Cougar: "leave or i will kill you"
Me: "Fine then, but I'm standing my ground."
Cougar: -bites throat no miss-
Me OOC: God modding :/ That's no fun."
He stays quiet for a minute after correcting me of the "correct term". I was wondering if he knew what that was and he did. He then says, "you can join a cougar you know."
Me: O...k. Sure.
He procedes to whisper me for the rest of the time I'm with him. We run off in the distance until we stop and he says this:
Cougar: "change in to cougar. cougars can only be with cougars"
Me: "No thank you. I like being a leopard."
Cougar: "WHAT"
Cougar: "cougars can only be with cougars. i can kill you you know...your tiny."
Me: "Size doesn't matter."
He then talks about how he is cold and I look delicious and I have a beautiful pelt. (Which I don't disagree with xD)
Now, here is where more godmodding continues:
Cougar: -bites and rips throat open no miss-
Me: -Comes back alive and runs away- (No way am I going to play with a godmodder so I gave him a taste of his own medicine)
Cougar: "GODMODDER pu**y pu**y pu**y pu**y pu**y pu**y..."
And that continues until I blocked them.
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o3o Disturbing No?
Today, I was Chillin With Some WARRIOR CATS (I was a Tibetan Mastiff Named Sadi)
Me: Hello!
Rainstar: Ill killl you!
Me: Why o3o
Rainstar: I HATE YOU!
Me: Why O3O
Rainstar: I HATE YOU! *Rips your Eyes out and shoves them up your but
Me: Bites off your head >.< WATS WRONG WIT YOU! (Agin, You powerplay, I return it)
Rainstar: Dodges~ LA LA LA
Crookedwillow: Slams Downdog and Rips its throught out*
Me: Regenerates And runs away o3o
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STORY2:
Here I was as Lord Suragaha again just relaxing on the beach at Bonfire island chatting with some friends beside me and suddenly we get ambushed by a bunch of "horses" You know the wolf/horses of FeralHeart "Worses".
Well the horses start the whole this is our territory thing and we just tell them the usual this land belongs to everyone speech and well the lead stallion got so furious he started the attacked....
Black Stallion: Nostrils flare as his fury streams through his breath. He reared up on his muscular strong legs and kicked his legs forward warning the wolves Stay away from my mares! Rawr bleh
Fan girl Mare: omg kill those stupid wolves BlackStorm kill them I am preg with foals.
Black Stallion: Races forward and smashes his front hooves into all the wolves heads so hard that their skulls came out.
Tawny Mare: Bites one of the wolves ripping a huge chunk of meat out.
Summer Mare: Watches wolf bleed to death and attacks it again biting its under belly ripping the intestines out blood flying everywhere.
Black Stallion: Picks up one of the wolfs by the neck and slams his skull into the ground bursting out his organs.
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Lets just say we ignored them and they continued running around us with growling faces and fangs out... After they finished RP killing us all the mares were grateful to the one stallion so they started RP mating and as they did so they kept talking about how they were mating on our guts etc and one of the horses even gave birth on our guts... It was the weirdest most ridculous RP ever and best off it included a fetus horse that ate our guts right after it was born
Those horses must really like gore. o_O
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I was really bored one time and I decided to make a wolf character to join an RP. I got in to this one role-play and we met up at a den in Flourite. I had a good feeling about this pack because most of them were fairly literate, which made me happy. Then two lions came in (Both very nice) and were hanging out in the den. I was astonished when the whole pack ganged up on these two lions and were "snarling" and such and started being really rude saying things like "This is our land, and you need to leave." I felt so bad for these two lions and I was trying to tell the rest of my pack that they were no harm, and that they weren't even roleplaying. Sooner than later the lions left and my pack was at peace. By now I wasn't even talking to them because they were just a bunch of godmodders. One girl was telling everyone things like:
"Oh yea don't get my character mad or she'll rip ur head off"
And I'm all, seriously?
Remember, this was a literate, realistic wolf roleplay. And she's going and making up random crap about her character decapitating wolfies? *facepalm*
Then it got even better. Another pack came by and was in the area of the den and my pack was freaking out and they all confronted them saying things such as "Get out" or "This is our territory".
The pack simply sat there and laughed, listening to the things my pack was saying. Meanwhile, I was sitting far away from my pack, deeply ashamed I was in this group.
Another wolf (female) got all furious and said "eyes turn blood red and fangs come out" and that was when I couldn't tolerate it anymore. I left the group and ran away. o3o
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I Hate godmodders '-' i was rping in south pole and a le wild Hyena appears
Hyena Warrior:Hi
Akame(ME): -yawn- (Hi sorry we are rping right now)
Hyena: No problem you will not disturb me ^^
Akame: >.> (That's not what i was talking about...)
Hyena: Who cares? Huh can i join?
Akame: ( Your a hyena o.o in the middle of south pole your kidding me?)
Hyena: YOUR A BASTARD!
Akame: (Leave!)
Hyena: No if i don't want to ! takes the fang sword and kills the leader
Akame:( ... ok you want to rp so) -Bites leg and make it fall-
Hyena: STFU You can't make it !
Akame: Be quiet -Bites head and hurt seriouly ears-
Hyena: Ears? you looks like a teddy bear ! -scratches Kirumo's face (He's tha Beta) -open his carcass-
Akame: o-o
Hyena:-runs kill akame and take his soul and pee in his dead body-
Akame: lol wut? o_o where's your medicine dude?
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There's actually alot of powerplayers around here....disturbing to me. So short story.
Me: *Sits on rock doing nothing in Bonfire as cheetah*
Other cheetah: *Comes up to* WANNA BME MAYTE??
Me: ....No
Other cheetah: i can hnt! *Goes up to random deer and kill all (5) of them in one swipe*
Me: .....
Other cheetah: now b my mayte?
Me: No...
Other cheetah: Then I kell u
And then from there she says something like.. "swipe neck with claws and kill no miss" so I just get off the rock, and go to Plains to relax in peace.
~Kitteh
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There's actually alot of powerplayers around here....disturbing to me. So short story.
Me: *Sits on rock doing nothing in Bonfire as cheetah*
Other cheetah: *Comes up to* WANNA BME MAYTE??
Me: ....No
Other cheetah: i can hnt! *Goes up to random deer and kill all (5) of them in one swipe*
Me: .....
Other cheetah: now b my mayte?
Me: No...
Other cheetah: Then I kell u
And then from there she says something like.. "swipe neck with claws and kill no miss" so I just get off the rock, and go to Plains to relax in peace.
~Kitteh
o_O those people ... are CRAZY BRO!
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o3o Disturbing No?
Today, I was Chillin With Some WARRIOR CATS (I was a Tibetan Mastiff Named Sadi)
Me: Hello!
Rainstar: Ill killl you!
Me: Why o3o
Rainstar: I HATE YOU!
Me: Why O3O
Rainstar: I HATE YOU! *Rips your Eyes out and shoves them up your but
Me: Bites off your head >.< WATS WRONG WIT YOU! (Agin, You powerplay, I return it)
Rainstar: Dodges~ LA LA LA
Crookedwillow: Slams Downdog and Rips its throught out*
Me: Regenerates And runs away o3o
I remember youuu. I hope you're not talking about the roleplay with Wasabi. If I came off as powerplaying, I'm sorry for that. When you RPed with me and the clan I was *trying* to hang around, they were definately powerplaying you. Well, most of them. .-.
Anyway, I have a powerplaying story too.
So, a while ago, I was on my lycan Calypso. I saw a literate mare nearby, and I asked if I could eat her. She said it was okay. The whole time I'm attacking, and she's making it easy for me to win because she said it was okay for me to, all the horses suddenly attack me, even after I kill her. Apparantly horses can bite, step on you, and push you into the water from the middle of the island. And that's not the funny part at all.
After I kill the mare, she waits for me to finish eating her and we chat OOC a bit as Calypso's eating.
All of a sudden, this fail bunny walks up to me, probably thinking the mare's not dead or something.
Rabbit: -Bites leg-
Me: You're a rabbit.
Rabbit: -Kicks over no miss.-
Me: You're a rabbit and I could swallow you whole. Nice try.
Rabbit: -Kicks 1000002000 times in 5 seconds no miss-
Me: You know the mare's dead and I got permission to eat her, right?
Rabbit:-Eyes glow red kicks 100000000000000000000000000 times and kills no miss-
Me: ...Yeah, no.
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Warrior cats make me seriouly angry ...
Me: -Walking in flourite-
*Warrior Cats appered*
Me: -looks back- ... sup?
Warrior cat Leader: Leave that's our territory
Me:not exactly it's a public map if you want something private you need to make your own map
Warrior Cat:Who Cares? i said to you leave if you don't we take you down!
Me:I do know cat's are a bit strong together but you can't take down a Tiger that easy o-o
Warrior cat: Enough MUTT! -Bites head and screthes eyes making the tiger blind-
Me: ... LOL? You mad bro?
Warrior cat:SHUT THE F*** UP ! your a idiot! -uses bloody claws and fire soul-
Me:... ? your a cat .. wake up you just make all this things because of a piece of territory ? o_O
Warrior Cat: -Jumps in he's back and open its back taking out he's heart-
Me:... Really ... how many years have you? five? :3
Warrior cat: Will reporting you by talking to me this way!
Me: Say What?
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lol. these are funny, sadly though, I don't have any funny god-modding stories yet.
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I can't read this anymore it's so BAD! XDD
Imma die laughing XDD
Geez, I'm glad I stick to private RPs, keep bringing the hilarity guys, i'll be watching this thread XDDD
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MMM. i was rping as a dragon once and this nightfury walked up to me.....
nightfury:sup kid.
me:heyllo. cB
nightfury: *pins teenager and breaks windpipe*
me: uhhh?
nightfury:*breaks windpipe again so he cant talk or breath*
me: ~*le blocks mental person and walks away*~
lol.
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Dear lord if there's one thing i attract, it's powerplayers XD Only when i'm on my zebra though.. A few examples..
Random Lion: stalks up to zebra
Arayas: I see you coming you know..
Random Lion: pounces on zebra killing it no miss
Arayas: *Not killed because i don't roleplay with powerplayers*
Random Lion: kills no miss
Arayas: *Again, not killed*
Random Lion: KILLS
Arayas: *Not killed for the third time and walks off* (I ain't free to hunt)
They proceed to follow me and post "KILLS" atleast five more times before they ran away.
Story two.
I was in Bonfire again as Arayas, whenever a fox came up.. And this happened.
Fox: kills zebra no miss
Arayas: *Miss >.>*
Fox: drags zebras body away and eats
Arayas: *Not dead and walking around* (Nice try.)
Fox: rips leg off body and eats it
Arayas: (Dude, seriously you got nothing)
Fox: buries body and walks away full
Arayas: (*Facepalm X*)
The same fox proceeded to insta-kill many other things including.. I think a horse, a deer and maybe an elk..
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Dear lord if there's one thing i attract, it's powerplayers XD Only when i'm on my zebra though.. A few examples..
Random Lion: stalks up to zebra
Arayas: I see you coming you know..
Random Lion: pounces on zebra killing it no miss
Arayas: *Not killed because i don't roleplay with powerplayers*
Random Lion: kills no miss
Arayas: *Again, not killed*
Random Lion: KILLS
Arayas: *Not killed for the third time and walks off* (I ain't free to hunt)
They proceed to follow me and post "KILLS" atleast five more times before they ran away.
Story two.
I was in Bonfire again as Arayas, whenever a fox came up.. And this happened.
Fox: kills zebra no miss
Arayas: *Miss >.>*
Fox: drags zebras body away and eats
Arayas: *Not dead and walking around* (Nice try.)
Fox: rips leg off body and eats it
Arayas: (Dude, seriously you got nothing)
Fox: buries body and walks away full
Arayas: (*Facepalm X*)
The same fox proceeded to insta-kill many other things including.. I think a horse, a deer and maybe an elk..
Wow I'd love to know what kind of a fox can kill zebras horses or deer :P lol SERIOUSLY PEOPLE? lol
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lol I think people get cocky as predators and think they can take down anything. WRONG!
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And the godmodding don't stop...
Me: -Sitted in stone bridge waiting for a RP-
Smexy Girl (Yeah that's her charas name ... ) : PLEASE LISTEN! If there's a single man for me please whisper ! let's have pups and create a happy family! C'mon hot boys !
Me: >.> what the...
Razor:I do Smexy girl!
Shadow:No I DO ! Go away razor -.-
Razor: STFU Noob
Me: Thinks (LOL? what the hell is wrong with those people ? XD)
Smexy girl:No fightin i have enough for both!
Me: (Say what?)
Razor: No I wil kick this fella's ass!
Shadow: No if I do first! -Goes to he's neck and pins over-
Razor:No way kiddy she's my nymph! -Make he fall bites hes neck broking it-
Shadow:DUDE YOU CAN'T KILL ME ! I'm sure 15 times more stronger than you ! -Breaking his body in two and tore apart the lungs NO MISS-
Razor:Be quiet till I Get you neck !
Smexy Girl:wait wait! You 2 are jerks! I wish you two could be sexy and smart at the same time!!! R**ards
Me:???? Are you people .. OK? o_O it sounds like you have never seen a girl before in your lives o-o
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lol
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i've got a story for you too, here it is:
i was roleplaying on a lionking fan-character and i was playing as ONE of the 3 sons of Kovu and Kiara. Then this happened:
all my siblings turned in the bad side, saying that Simba was weak, the good ones are weak, and i was the only one who didn't came into this "madness". One of it's siblings that looked like Zira but male one attacked me, still not powerplaying, then i wanted to attack too:
*Karu paws *can'tremembername*'s face* i waited for a reply but he said:
it didn't even hurted me
-me- *i attack again*
-le sibling- you're weak i didn't even feel anything!
-me- i was like WTF guys.
Then i disconnected, leaving the group... - End of story.
Guys, i absolutlely HATE when i want to fight back, (i'm not powerplaying i swear) other people won't even at least to be a bit hurt...At least when they attack me i say something like: *is injured* *falls down* *is clawed on the face* etc...
PLEASE
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I was once in Bonfire when I met this random, talking toilet. It was walking over to random people, asking them to be it's mate... Then, it started asking a random police dog to marry it... The dog refused, but it kept asking it... Then the dog tried to put it in 'Jail', but it just ignored him. Then, he tried attacking the thing... And it ignored the attacks... Powerplayers...
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lol I think people get cocky as predators and think they can take down anything. WRONG!
True dat. If herbivores were as wimpy and easy to kill as those wolfaboos and lion-tards think they are, then I'm pretty sure all those bison and wildebeast would have gone extinct years ago. And besides, since when has ripping apart a 700-pound horned hairy tank with your teeth been easy?
And oh lord, Bonfire Island is a regular smorgasbord of lol-some powerplayers/godmodders. Story time, folks!
There was this alligator in the water surrounding the island, just basking, hanging out, not hurting anybody. Then one of these 'Fight Pups' walks up and starts mauling this poor alligator.
"Claws gators eyes blinding it no miss."
"Bites gators neck and breaks it no miss."
"Eats gators carcass."
Then of course the alligator started godmodding back.
"Grabs fight pup in his jaws. Bites down and breaks his spine. No miss."
It just kept escalating from there. I don't remember all of the details (this was a while ago), but I'm pretty sure it ended with the alligator rage-quitting.
Okay, let's break this down and really see what a puppy's chances are against an alligator.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jZHHRfnq9F8/Sw5Kb1D2EhI/AAAAAAAAKkE/fuaDErPNDvU/s1600/Puppy+Training.jpg)
Your average puppy, or baby dog. About two or three feet long, from nosetip to tail. Biteforce nearly insignificant.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/98/Alligator.jpg/250px-Alligator.jpg)
Your average alligator. About 15 feet long, from nosetip to tail, with a biteforce of about 2,000 pounds per square inch.
I think the answer here's pretty obvious. You've all seen Ginga Densetsu Weed and Wolf's Rain, right? I dunno about any of you newbs, but I'm putting my money on the puppy. *very heavy-handed sarcasm*
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Just chillin' in the last cave a while ago as my lioness, when I overhear these two:
Random wolf 1: oh weakling I can kill u
Random wolf 2: no I bet u cant
RW1: -pins down and rips out throat no miss-
RW2: -comes back to life and rips out heart no miss-
RW1: -rips off limbs slowly-
Shiloh(me): Umm, guys?
RW2: -turns at lion and scratches out eyes no miss- go away
Shiloh: Seriously?
RW1: -pins down and crushes spine no miss-
Shiloh: Ok, guys. Go back to insanely powerplaying each-other. It's fun to watch.
RW1: -rips off head no miss-
RW2: -eats carcass-
Shiloh: -walks away-
both wolves: hey ur dead we ate u
Shiloh: I'm just gonna pretend this never happened.
They both attacked me repeatedly for the next while, until I finally blocked them both.
And then, the same day in ficho, I run into a group of fight wolves.
Fang fight wolf: go hunt son
Killer fight pup: ok daddy
Killer: -snaps lions spine no miss-
Shiloh: Again?
Killer: -rips off fur and uses as cushion-
Killer: -carries carcass back to dad-
Shiloh: Why must you torment me everywhere?
Fang: -eats lion and buries for later-
Shiloh: -facepalm-
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Hmm... I don't really remember what happened (it was weeks ago), but a fox wandered into a Warriors gathering. A random kit (I think his name was Bluekit) mauled him XD T'was weird. Oddly enough, I was a wolf, sitting with the leaders, and no one cared about me.
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xD
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I have a godmodding story... So, anyways, I was just cjilling in SKy's Rim, plaing on my Mitziru character, (I'm Flamestar in game, BTW), and this Smiledog char walks up to me.
Smiledog: -growls-
Me: Um... hi?
Smiledog: -snarls and bites head, shaking violently-
Me: O_O
Smiledog: bites neck inecting venom-
Me: Ummm.... powerplaying...
Smiledog: -snarls and rips open from chin to tail tip, then rips out organs and gouges out eyes-
Me: Are you freaking kidding me?
Smiledog: HAHA!! The venom will prevent you from dying for three weeks, and you will suffer extreme amounts of pain with no end! HAHAHA!!!!
Me: You're crazy, man... and you're godmodding.
Smiledog: No, Smiledog has these powers))
Me: -_- No, he doesn't. He's just a haunted picture of a demon dog.
Smiledog: -snarls and bites left ear off-
Me: -kicks off and bites neck-
Smiledog: I can't die, I'm Smiledog.
Me: -_-
Smiledog: Plus, you are torn open and your guts are ripped out. You can't move.
Me: Healing Wind. -wind swirls around and she heals most of the way-
Smiledog: Ha! Your healing techniques can heal your wounds, but not the venom! The venom will make you suffer!
Me: You are crazy.
Smiledog: Whatevs. Anyway, there is only ONE cure, and only me and one other person know it.
Me: Wait a minute... Decus? (I was staring at his username, and it was: DecusVanguard, a guy I already knew.)
Smiledog: You have three weeks to find the cure before you die a slow and painful death.
Me: -_- And what's the cure, then?
Smiledog: Only one other person knows.
Me: And who might that be?
Smiledog: Yuan Ka-fai. Now, DIE IN PAIN!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! -Rips head off but she is still alive cuz of venom-
Me: Lolwhat? Godmodder. -Scratches with claws-
Smiledog: You have no head, therefore, you cant move. U are a godmodder.
Me: Oh, so IM the godmodder?!
Smiledog: Yes.
Me: -_- You really are an idiot, just like Rata says. -Le block-
So that is what happened.
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GDW Godmodding ..
Me: Man ... i'm bored -le runs around-
Tesshin: Look Fella's theres a IDIOT in our terrirory and we can't allow it ! ATTACK! -Bites Kairi Head And make she fall no miss-
Me: '-' Do I know you?
Tesshin: Silence! -uses ninja special moves and rips off she's left leg-
Me:Ok Will play in your own game so... -She uses Dark Bringing and Bring to the earth a cerberus-
Me: Cerberus use infernal heal! -Cerberus Heals Kairi-
Tesshin: You can't heal like that ! That's not fair! -Bite neck broking it no miss-
Me: > :D TOO LATE ! Cerberus Attack! (LOLOLOL)
Tesshin:Your Already Dead ! -Kill Cerberus with a ninja scythe-
Me: Ninja Scythe? hahahahaha Your kidding right -heals again-
Tesshin: So your immortal? Dark Bringer Kairi...
Me: It only depends ... Your a Dog and you can't go to people trying to kill them like that !
Tesshin:You did make me fell embaressed in front of my herd! LEAVE!
Me:... :| I did not make you embarassed .. you just do it by yourself :|
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lol its people like that who shame all sane members of ANY fandom.
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Joking around with friends today, and came and nommed on this random guy's tail.
Shiloh (me): Omnomnom pomegranate!
Random guy: HEY GO AWAY TRESSPASSER
Shiloh: But it's so full of pomegranate goodness!
Random guy: -throws down off cliff and crushes skull nomiss-
Shiloh: Sheesh, what's up with these powerplayers lately?
Random guy: -tears out windpipe and cuts open chest nomiss-
Random guy: -swallows heart and eats lioness-
Shiloh:...excuse me?
Random guy: hey ur dead
Shiloh: No. Just no.
Poor, poor Shiloh.
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I once came across a rather nasty group trying to claim the whole stepping stone thing in Fluorite(not just the cave, the whole thing!). They even went to the extreme lengths of trying to kill a lioness and her cub by pushing them off D: after the lioness tried to protest, one of the wolves said "we killed u and ur poor cub UR DEAD NOW SO U HAVE TO LEAVE". Ugh, they couldn't even spell it right...
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What these powerplayers don't realize is that most FH users don't want to die. You can't just kill people on FH. but the powerplayers, with their: "rip u opn no mis ets gut" try to kill people anyway. I mean, what are they thinking? Don't they understand that the same way they don't want to die, others don't want to die as well? Do they seriously expect us to just lie on the floor while they eat our guts, then log off and delete our characters?! Just because of a few misspelt, illiterate, lines of text?!?! No! ...
Well, I guess we'll just never understand them...
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^ THIS
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Me; -amazingly long speech about my character growing more and more irritated, a reference into her past and connotations about her father, deep descriptions of both kinesthetic and organic sensations, in essence saying that my character growls at the other.-
Them; -throws you to Jupiter nd u die in tha storm-
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/24566753.jpg)
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One time, I was walking in bonfire island and I walked into an adoption center. All I said was, "Hello there, tiny puppies~". And then, a cream-coloured wolf pup came up to me and says "LUNGES AT NECK, RIPS OUT WINDPIPE NO MISS." (Not with caps, but you get the point.)
I told her that she was powerplaying, and she said "no im not powerplaying im being fair because u didn't have to come in))"
I was a two year old male Cougar.
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Wowz. It is amazing how many people powerplay in flourite .-. it is mostly the lions who do that, and the little pups and cubs. Warrior cats powerplay a LOT as well but not as much as them :I Here is my list of problems with most pplz that I say out loud:
Number 1: You autohit
Number 2: You dont give me a chance to respond
Number 3: Cubs/pups don't fight
Number 4: STOP HEALING YOURSELF. Not even the most villainous person in FH uses donuts in rp e.e
Number 5: You cant have so many powers you dont know what to do with em. It isnt right...
Number 6: e.e Ok. Your a CAT. Spelled, C.A.T. I am a W.O.L.F. now seriously, listen to what im saying >:I
Number 7: Kits arent as big as chuck norris. And apprentices cant be batman!
Number 8: ....EX: -bits throdt ad clws cchet ot.- Me: ...Do you want me to use the 11 passage murder-all on you? -.-
Number 9: (Hey isnt that a song :o) Ok I am not the powerplayer here! >:O Stop threatening to report me! And look! You even cursed like most pplz do on FH!
Number 10: -pup comes forward- hez wann play? Me: ...no. Go awey. Pup: MEANIE! -Kills no miss-
Number 11: And that is why you only play roun in mapped rps...
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Number 10: -pup comes forward- hez wann play? Me: ...no. Go awey. Pup: MEANIE! -Kills no miss-
I just had to crack up with that one. xD
But yeah just a few days ago while I was on the infamous Bonfire Island I was yet again sitting around minding my own business when suddenly a pup comes at me with a sad face expression. I quickly asked the pup whats wrong and why are you here all alone when suddenly the person who was RPing its mother came at me and started this really absurd speech about how I killed her mate... (when did that happen) and so she must take revenge for me r@ping her and giving her this pup. (Seriously where do people get off stating stuff like this first off Suragaha has no pups and 2 I don't do r@pe.) I just looked at her and said I don't know you lady and walked away... then out of no where she started powerplay killing me and it went something like this:
SandFire (of whatever her name was) charged up all the power in her body and let out a burst of energy that hit Suragaha instantly melting his skin off. Then she charged forward and stabbed him with her claws biting him all over and ripping out meat until she got so deep she reached his organs. She then ripped open his body in two and pulled out his heart and ate it whole... -_-
Soon after I got away from that I went into Ficho and the moment I got in out of the portal a fight pup came at me:
"You're in my territory get out or die" -leaps at and tears head off no miss-
Seriously a pup tore my head off guys...
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You know, powerplayers do a lot of overkill. I mean, they can't JUST kill you, they have to rip out your guts and eat them in front of you.
Anyway, once in Ficho I was just watching some Pokemon RP together, and then this crazy Pichu (or something) went after everyone and was like "tears out eyes and slices throat no miss", "eats guts while still alive (this was actually said)", "Rips into tiny shreds", and such. I totally bailed before the rabid Pokemon went after me next...
And I never played Pokemon the same ever again... *shudders*
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This happened in Fluorite today between a random pup and a guy called "your dead meat"(Yes, I commented on the incorrect "your", but he didn't listen.):
your dead meat: walks up to pup and crunches down on her
Pup: O_O
ydm: bites down harder and kills
Pup: D: -runs away-
Me: You can't just walk up to a pup and powerplay kill them yaknow....that's pretty rude...
ydm: hey i killed u, u cant walk away
Me: -_- she didn't agree to rp with you...
ydm: get back here bich(yes, he can't even spell his insults right)
This went on for quite some time, with me and another wolf trying to protect the pup and tell Mr. Meat how much of a jerk he was, while he threw verbal abuse at the pup and kept trying to rp carry her away.
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Okay you know how people claim that thz map belongs to them? Well when I was walking to a bunch of other players one of them said "f*ck off you b**ch this is my home!" I was like : what? The person started roleplaying and started saying -kill you- -youvdie- im like : im not roleplaying! And the person continues -.- it was super annoying!
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LOL This fourm ..... Anyways..... o_o:
Lionslash: Hi! Im here... Cuse of ur Advrtisement.. May I join waterclan?
Fourstar:NU! NU NU NU!
Lionslash: Why not?
Fourstar: ~Rips guts out face~
Me: o.o
Lionslash: Ow?
Fourstar: ~Eats Guts in your face~
Lionslash: o_o Nevermind...
Tigerclawz: HEY HEY HEY! LET MEH AT HER! *Starts Beating with Deer leg~
Me: Serouisly? GET OFF HER/HIM! He just asked to join!
Fourstar: ~Turns on the wolf and Bites its eye out~
Me:.... That hurt. That hurt. That Hurt my pride....
Fourstar: ~Turns into GIANT Werelizard and Startes eating the wolf~
Me: YAY LIZARD .-.
Tigerclawz: YAY I WANNA EAT CHU MRS.WOLF!
Me: Its Ms.Wolf!
Tigerclawz: HOLY SHEET! I MARRIED CHU!
Me: I dont rember that o_o
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I pretty much face-palm or face-desk whenever I see powerplaying going on. But I have seen a few amusing powerplays, they were stupid but funny.
I saw one where two warrior cat KITTENS "beat up on, and defeat" a large rogue tom cat. Some of the things they said were hillarious, but another side of me was saying "....Really? You CAN'T be serious" -_-
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OK, So i was in the plains (I don't know how to spell the beginning) then a wolf pack comes up to me then randomly attacks me, here's the story.
Wolves: Get out this is our territory!
Beck(Me): This map is public, i can be here.
Then things got ugly and i played back with they're powerplaying. I wish people understood how bored it felt to die. I just ignored them then later someone or before someone called me a half breed and i was like "Im not a half breed for the last time!" All of these stories i read in this entire thread are funny but make me realize, there is A LOT of powerplayers in bonfire and the plains 0_e
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One time I was in Bonfire and I was minding my own business when this pup came along:
Pup(I don't remember his name x.x): Hi
Me: Hello.
Pup: Wuzzup
Me:....Nothing
Pup: Oh that's cool
Me: Yeah -walks away-
Pup: DONT WALK AWAY FROM MEH!!! -Flies into air and lands on the wolfs back and bites its neck-
Me: -grabs pup and sets him down- Go away, please.
Pup: -Rips head off ad walks away-
Me:... o.0
Then later I heard him RPing with another powerplayer:
Wolf: -Rips pups spine out-
Pup: I'm immortal i cant die
Me: -facepalm- Being immortal doesn't mean you survive everything. You just don't age.
Pup: Shutup! -rips off the wolfs leg and swallows-
Me -walks away-
I was like wtf? o.o Pups are getting more crazy
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My gosh, it is annoying when you are roleplaying a literate and realistic roleplay as warrior cats and some random neon dog comes up to one of my clans and starts rolepalying saying "Tears all cats throats out and eats guts." And so much more. I couldn't help but crack up of course.
Another thing that happened is I was asked to help a wolf by nearly killing his character on my lion character. So I agreed with him even though I said to my pride, we do not interact with wolves no matter what in roleplay. This was sort of an out of my original roleplay roleplay so eh. Anyways I did what he asked and left then next thing I know, two neon wolves come up and say, "Who here nearly killed our friend?" I chuckle a bit in real life before replying that I did and next thing I know, the wolf starts saying, "Body catches on fire and paws catch on fire with blue flames." And yada yada, the second wolf did the same but with blue fire and red fire on the paws. I was still laughing and my whole pride was reacting so I kept yelling at them. I hate it when you tell your pride as a rule to not interact with a different species that is not realistically possible... Anyways, the wolves simply said, "Kills no miss." And I just stand so they keep repeating, finally they all are like, "God modder won't die." I couldn't help but laugh!
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Yeaaaah. I don't think this guy is cool at all:
MapClaimer: Get out
Thorn TEC(me): Nope.
MC:Get out you f*ck twit
MC'sMate: lets leave, <MC>
MC:No.
Kairi(girl with me who also refused to leave): this is a public map you cant make us do anything
Me: agreed *fistbump kairi*
MC'sM: theyre just stupid bratty kiddies <MC>
Literally just happened. A few seconds ago. Not really powerplaying, but omfg man. They claimed to be 15. Don't think they were.
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Alrighty. Well the most funny PP (PowerPlaying) I have ever encoutered, is when I was sitting on an hill in the snow place (By Lonely Cave, sorry I'm new so idek all the names ;n; ), minding my own business. Suddenly, a blue wolf comes up and sits infront of me, and I look at him and mereley ask him "Hey, whats up?" And then he says this. *bites and slashes open throat* and I say (Btw, i can be a smart mouth at times eue) "Dude seriously... powerplaying? Are you going to rank that low?" and he starts acting like a child, saying silly things like *claws belly* and *scratches eye* and Im sitting there, taking it and laughing my butt off. Finally, I say "If your going to be a child, please go do it to someone else like you and leave us poor people alone..." and then he says *push to ground and bites open throat and kills no take backs* and I obviously say this "Hmm... well if you killed me, then how am I still alive?" the wolf then keeps saying stupid remarks like (you a noob you not roleplay right you noob) and I smile and laugh my head off and type:
"Well, yes, I know how to roleplay, but I don't powerplay with little pups," Moo says, flicking her tail in annoyance. "So if you want to bug someone, then go and bug someone like a powerplayer of your level." Moo simply turns her back and flicks her paw at the pup. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have other things to tend to."
Then the person says *rolls eye and crys to run off to mommy* and I reply "Yeah, go to your powerplaying mommy..."
I know i'm mean, xD But I just thought this was halarious c:
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xD Your killing me! ~Is ROFLing. No Really. I just got back up.~
Anyways. Me and meh Mate were in Lastcave o.o When we are sitting on a island thing this happened:
Im KiKi and My mate is Drake.
TTK Pottle: WELL YOUR STUPID!
KiKi: What?
Drake: o_o WTF Are you talking about?
TTK Pottle: YEAH BISH! *Rips Drakes Spine out~
KiKi: o.o
TTK Pottle: ~Starts beating Kiki~
So that went on for a wile.....
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LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I got 2 more funny ones.
So I was in Flourite Plains, hanging out with this wolf that wanted help finding himself a mate. We came aross this pack of demon wolves (Ok seriously, DEMON WOLVES?) Anyway, we walked by them and then this happened.
Demons: Sup
Me and friend: Yo
Demons: WTF GET OUT DIS IS OUR TERRIOTORY MY PAKE WILL KILL YOUU
Me: Lolwut.
Demons: -kills no miss-
Me: What.
Demons: -eats dead body and buries carcoss-
Me: *Walks away*
Demons: UR DEAD YOU CANT WALK AWAY GODMODDER
Me: Right, IM godmodding....mhmm
Demons: YEAH
Me and friend: Lul
And then this happened a while later.
So I had just joined an Rp, which allowed demons and all those creatures. I was just a normal wolf, and the RP didn't accept godmodding. Yet, this happened in the middle of the RP.
Leader: -says- "I LUV YOU!"
Me: Im sorry, what?
Leader: MY DAD IS THE DEVIL
Me: Alright then. Your dad is the Devil.
Leader: TeLL ME I AM BEUTIFULL
Me: Wut.
Leader: TELL ME I AM BEUTIFULL OR THE DEVIL WILL KILL YOU
Me: Uhh.
Leader: -devil says- "TELL MY DAUGHTER SHE IS PRUTTY OR I WILL KILL YOU. MARRY HER"
Me: So, you want me to tell me your 'beutifull'?
Leader: YUS
Me: Your ugly as h--- *TROLOLOLOL*
Leader: WUT
Me: *Leaves group*
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Three HUGE (Idk why we were all so big xD) domestic cats vs. one wolf.... the wolf won. -.- 'Nuff said. And this wolf has purple paw pads and breaths purple fire and says, "He ignores all pain". -3-
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O.O Thats someone you wouldnt wanna kiss
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Ikr? xD And he`s one of my characters` pups too. -3-
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Who the heck did you mate? Hades?
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I remember something like that ...
Sir(don't remember name Dx) : HEY YOU!
Me: oh god not again...
Sir: BE MY Slave! or i kill yo
Me: -runs- if you follow me you will be sorry
Sir: WILL KILL YOU!
Me: STHU You can't kill me ! -dashes-
Sir: o-o how are you sooo fast o.o???
Me: great ... your a noob like i was thinking
Me: you can't kill me but i can kill you
Sir: no i will kill you
Me: soo what button makes attack?
Sir: o-o oh sh'@t -press many buttons-
Me: ok now your nightmare comes to live! >:D -walking to gets close-
Sir: whow -runs-
Me: ... XD he did believe
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o_o XD
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May I just remind everyone that Crin gets "KILLED NO MISS" every time she goes into Bonfire...
Never fails.
Ever.
...It's pretty funny.
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lol
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Just Yesterday this has got to be the most epic face palm RP of all time:
Yesterday I was just passing through the infamous Bonfire when this injured kitten caught my attention up on the hill. I decided to stick around and watch the RP unfold so I sat behind a rock and boy I don't regret a moment of it lol. This is the best I can remember the rp...:P
I will substitute some of the names because I don't remember all of the exact names:
InjuredKit: -yowls in pain on the group blood spilling from her nose-
InjuredKit's Mom: -Comes running to check on her daughter and starts licking wounds-
(apparently the kit was kicked in the head by a horse)
WhiteMare: Get out now! You're in our territory -Rears up and smashes her hooves down-
Kit'sMom: -Hisses and growls at the mare- Touch my daughter and I will kill you
WhiteMare: -laughs demonically as eyes glow red and mane catches on fire- Oh really?
InjuredKit: -Coughs up more blood- MOM! NOOOO!
Kit'sMom: -Leaps up and scratches out the mare's eyes-
WhiteMare: STOP STUPID GOD MODDER! OMG
(all the mares friends run in and start yelling at the cat that she's a god modder so now is when things get ugly)
BlackStallion: -Grabs the injured kit and throws it into the wall-
Kit'sMom: -Jumps into the air on to the stallion's neck and bites ripping out his throat-
WhiteMare: -kicks cat in the head shattering her skull-
Filly: -Bites the cats head and crushes making its guts come out its head-
Kit'sMom: -Blood gushing everywhere jumps up again sticking her claws into the filly's eyes. Eyes pop out-
Filly: -Whines and falls over-
WhiteMare: You can't kill my baby! Die stupid cat! You're already dead! -Stomps on the cats head until brains come out everywhere-
InjuredKit: -Runs and bites off the mare's head- You can't kill my mom!
(yes a kitten just bit off a horses head... but wait things get even more juicy)
Out of no where a random wolf comes in?....
Wolf: -While the others fight starts to eat the injured filly-
Filly: MOMMY HELP!!! Wolf is trying to kills me!
Wolf: Shut up -Rips the filly's throat out-
WhiteMare: -Runs at the wolf and kicks throwing him off the filly over the cliff-(Let me remind you she doesnt have a head anymore)
BlackStallion: -confronts the wolf and bites it's back breaking it spine-(He must have thrown himself over the cliff too)
Kit'sMom: -relives and gets up and attacks the mare while she is facing wolf-
WhiteMare: -Kicks hooves into cat's head again making the head split it two-
Wolf: Jumps -on top of stallion and rips out his throat-
Kit'sMom: -Stabs claws into mare's belly and slices all across until insides pour out-
WhiteMare: -Falls to the ground dead on top of wolf killing it-
Wolf: -Gets crushed and lungs explode-
(At this point idk what happened to the BlackStallion)
InjuredKit: -runs to mom crying-
Kit's Mom: -Falls over bleeding to death- I save you baby now run I am dying
InjuredKit: Mom T_T Don't die
(dramatic death scene between the two cats and as this happens the group that RP's the lion king comes over and starts RP eating the dead horse and wolf)
....wtf
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Just Yesterday this has got to be the most epic face palm RP of all time:
Yesterday I was just passing through the infamous Bonfire when this injured kitten caught my attention up on the hill. I decided to stick around and watch the RP unfold so I sat behind a rock and boy I don't regret a moment of it lol. This is the best I can remember the rp...:P
I will substitute some of the names because I don't remember all of the exact names:
InjuredKit: -yowls in pain on the group blood spilling from her nose-
InjuredKit's Mom: -Comes running to check on her daughter and starts licking wounds-
(apparently the kit was kicked in the head by a horse)
WhiteMare: Get out now! You're in our territory -Rears up and smashes her hooves down-
Kit'sMom: -Hisses and growls at the mare- Touch my daughter and I will kill you
WhiteMare: -laughs demonically as eyes glow red and mane catches on fire- Oh really?
InjuredKit: -Coughs up more blood- MOM! NOOOO!
Kit'sMom: -Leaps up and scratches out the mare's eyes-
WhiteMare: STOP STUPID GOD MODDER! OMG
(all the mares friends run in and start yelling at the cat that she's a god modder so now is when things get ugly)
BlackStallion: -Grabs the injured kit and throws it into the wall-
Kit'sMom: -Jumps into the air on to the stallion's neck and bites ripping out his throat-
WhiteMare: -kicks cat in the head shattering her skull-
Filly: -Bites the cats head and crushes making its guts come out its head-
Kit'sMom: -Blood gushing everywhere jumps up again sticking her claws into the filly's eyes. Eyes pop out-
Filly: -Whines and falls over-
WhiteMare: You can't kill my baby! Die stupid cat! You're already dead! -Stomps on the cats head until brains come out everywhere-
InjuredKit: -Runs and bites off the mare's head- You can't kill my mom!
(yes a kitten just bit off a horses head... but wait things get even more juicy)
Out of no where a random wolf comes in?....
Wolf: -While the others fight starts to eat the injured filly-
Filly: MOMMY HELP!!! Wolf is trying to kills me!
Wolf: Shut up -Rips the filly's throat out-
WhiteMare: -Runs at the wolf and kicks throwing him off the filly over the cliff-(Let me remind you she doesnt have a head anymore)
BlackStallion: -confronts the wolf and bites it's back breaking it spine-(He must have thrown himself over the cliff too)
Kit'sMom: -relives and gets up and attacks the mare while she is facing wolf-
WhiteMare: -Kicks hooves into cat's head again making the head split it two-
Wolf: Jumps -on top of stallion and rips out his throat-
Kit'sMom: -Stabs claws into mare's belly and slices all across until insides pour out-
WhiteMare: -Falls to the ground dead on top of wolf killing it-
Wolf: -Gets crushed and lungs explode-
(At this point idk what happened to the BlackStallion)
InjuredKit: -runs to mom crying-
Kit's Mom: -Falls over bleeding to death- I save you baby now run I am dying
InjuredKit: Mom T_T Don't die
(dramatic death scene between the two cats and as this happens the group that RP's the lion king comes over and starts RP eating the dead horse and wolf)
....wtf
Wow, those horses were real powerplayers and claimers of the map. I vote the 2 cats weren't powerplaying much. I vote those horses laughing at their powerplaying. Those cats didn't really powerplay much, the horses did some mean powerplaying and some mean stuff. 0_0
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Just Yesterday this has got to be the most epic face palm RP of all time:
Yesterday I was just passing through the infamous Bonfire when this injured kitten caught my attention up on the hill. I decided to stick around and watch the RP unfold so I sat behind a rock and boy I don't regret a moment of it lol. This is the best I can remember the rp...:P
I will substitute some of the names because I don't remember all of the exact names:
InjuredKit: -yowls in pain on the group blood spilling from her nose-
InjuredKit's Mom: -Comes running to check on her daughter and starts licking wounds-
(apparently the kit was kicked in the head by a horse)
WhiteMare: Get out now! You're in our territory -Rears up and smashes her hooves down-
Kit'sMom: -Hisses and growls at the mare- Touch my daughter and I will kill you
WhiteMare: -laughs demonically as eyes glow red and mane catches on fire- Oh really?
InjuredKit: -Coughs up more blood- MOM! NOOOO!
Kit'sMom: -Leaps up and scratches out the mare's eyes-
WhiteMare: STOP STUPID GOD MODDER! OMG
(all the mares friends run in and start yelling at the cat that she's a god modder so now is when things get ugly)
BlackStallion: -Grabs the injured kit and throws it into the wall-
Kit'sMom: -Jumps into the air on to the stallion's neck and bites ripping out his throat-
WhiteMare: -kicks cat in the head shattering her skull-
Filly: -Bites the cats head and crushes making its guts come out its head-
Kit'sMom: -Blood gushing everywhere jumps up again sticking her claws into the filly's eyes. Eyes pop out-
Filly: -Whines and falls over-
WhiteMare: You can't kill my baby! Die stupid cat! You're already dead! -Stomps on the cats head until brains come out everywhere-
InjuredKit: -Runs and bites off the mare's head- You can't kill my mom!
(yes a kitten just bit off a horses head... but wait things get even more juicy)
Out of no where a random wolf comes in?....
Wolf: -While the others fight starts to eat the injured filly-
Filly: MOMMY HELP!!! Wolf is trying to kills me!
Wolf: Shut up -Rips the filly's throat out-
WhiteMare: -Runs at the wolf and kicks throwing him off the filly over the cliff-(Let me remind you she doesnt have a head anymore)
BlackStallion: -confronts the wolf and bites it's back breaking it spine-(He must have thrown himself over the cliff too)
Kit'sMom: -relives and gets up and attacks the mare while she is facing wolf-
WhiteMare: -Kicks hooves into cat's head again making the head split it two-
Wolf: Jumps -on top of stallion and rips out his throat-
Kit'sMom: -Stabs claws into mare's belly and slices all across until insides pour out-
WhiteMare: -Falls to the ground dead on top of wolf killing it-
Wolf: -Gets crushed and lungs explode-
(At this point idk what happened to the BlackStallion)
InjuredKit: -runs to mom crying-
Kit's Mom: -Falls over bleeding to death- I save you baby now run I am dying
InjuredKit: Mom T_T Don't die
(dramatic death scene between the two cats and as this happens the group that RP's the lion king comes over and starts RP eating the dead horse and wolf)
....wtf
Wtf
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Gross!
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May I just remind everyone that Crin gets "KILLED NO MISS" every time she goes into Bonfire...
Never fails.
Ever.
...It's pretty funny.
This.
I saw it. I saw it with my own eyes.
N-no, I didn't laugh hysterically... what makes you think that?
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This one was really odd. I happened to be in the same cave as some lions in a fight, and they seemed fairly literate and realistic with their rp lines. Then all of a sudden, at the end of her post, one of the lionesses said "(no miss)" just like that. In brackets, no caps, no big ol' rage line, but it totally ruined her post XD
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So the other day I decided to make a character that resembled Loki, the Norse God of Mischief. Anyway I was in Ficho Tunnel and a girl that was a raccoon started RPing with me, playing along with my character. It was awesome because that's what I aimed for by making the character. Then these two little wolves come up and start raging at me, saying, "LEAVE HER ALONE OR WE'LL KILL YOU" and then they started saying stuff like "smashes head on the ground leaving him paralysed" and "scratches eyes out" and "tears off wings" etc etc. Me and the raccoon just kept RPing like they weren't there, and they started yelling at me saying, "HE WON'T RESPOND TO OUR ATTACKS, HE'S POWERPLAYING" and so on. It was hilarious but thoroughly annoying. The raccoon told them that I was ignoring thembecause of powerplay and even when we went elsewhere in the tunnel to get away from them, they followed us. Eventually we just left the tunnel altogether and RP'd in Flourite Plains instead.
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People like this either make me laugh or really upset, okay it was deffinetley amusing the first couple times when they failed to RP. But after awhile I get tired of seeing the same horrible role playing style over and over again.
Someone really has to stop these horrible role players.
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Lawl
Me: Just chillin' at the temple of dreams (I was on my aqua char)
Creepy Wolf: "hey there cutie"
Me: "Hey there creepy"
Creepy Wolf: "Marry me!"
Me: "Nu"
Creepy Wolf: "Yes! We will make babies!"
Me: "Wut?"
Creepy Wolf: *Mates with and makes have a million babies*
Me: ^.^ "Go away :c"
Creepy Wolf: "Never!"
Me: *runs*
And then I ran away from the temple, through fluorite, and all the way to bonfire... I lost him when I was in Ficho... Next:
Me: Randomly in the middle of no where at fluorite
Wolf: "Your beautiful!"
Me: "ok then..."
Wolf: *Rages* "Say I'm pretty now!"
Me: "Alright... You are soooo Ugly!"
Wolf: *Tears to shreds and throws your intestines on the ground.*
Me: "I'm still alive... Don't powerplay. And that's what will make you beautiful."
Wolf: "Life lesson?"
Me: "No... Song reference ugly."
Sorry... I just like doing that to trollers... And the song I referenced was "That's what makes you beautiful." I don't even like the song... First thing that I thought of to say >.<
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I went along to the Bonfire Adoption Center today. I don't often go along to Bonfire, but there aren't many people in Fluorite when I'm on(Stupid New Zealand....different time zone my tuckus.)
So then the other two pups and I were suddenly assaulted by some "Wanted" characters(You know the type. Black with neon highlights and manes, "cool" or "smirk" expressions, strutting around like they're tough puppies.) And much to our dismay, the Adoption Center character left. So there we were, being powerplay killed again and again. Unfortunately, the other two pups made the mistake of playing along. I kept telling them, you can always ignore these people, they can't physically force you to move your character or type in lines of responding rp. But nope.
Eventually, my friend rescued me by whispering me to come join in her rp, an offer I gladly accepted.
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xD It kind of annoys me when people RP along with powerplayers. I usually just troll or ignore/block them. x3
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SEMI-RELATED VERY ANGRY RANT AHEAD;
I swear 99% of these idiots are from wetpaint or are wetpaint rejects. They do something ridiculous called "speed posting" where if you don't post within 3 seconds they apparently have the right to kill/attack/injure your character.
It's the only site i've ever seen where people insult the player and the character in roleplay, neglect that IC =/= OOC and vice versa, autohit, powerplay, use a ton of wolfspeak all at once and are probably some of the worst roleplayers and the rudest people i've ever had the misfortune of meeting. Remembering the encounters with these theasurus abusers makes me gag. I'm honestly embarrassed to call myself a roleplayer after seeing these twits and how rude they are.
Seriously, it's like they can't understand they're not a woof running around n the wild eating dead rabbits and carrion and typing on a freaking computer. People aren't their characters and if anyone goes as far as to insult a person, player, or character, post IC that they're threatening, attacking, or killing you or your character (often both, as they refer to usernames and not character names, even when the person isn't roleplaying.)
I'm no expert on human behavior, but I know a LOT, and I have to say that if you think you're a wolf and you find it necessary to neglect the feelings of the person playing the character and even attack them personally as a person for not having a desirable personality, you have problems. You also have problems if you enforce this disgusting behavior.
But "that's how wetpaint does it" so I guess it's perfectly fine to be a scumbag theasurus abusing rabid wolfaboo.
If anyone reading this is a decent wetpaint roleplayer and can prove me wrong, that not all wetpaint roleplayers are like this, oh, go ahead and shoot me a PM. I'd love to know someone actually has a brain.
Because attempting to chill in a chat with a friend around said rabid wolfaboos resulted in me getting harassed repeatedly and then banned by a moderator/this dude's overly posessive wolfaboo girlfriend because "you're not welcome here."
... I don't think that's how you run a chat. At least not successfully.
</extremely angry rant>
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I wish that I had a funny story. One thing I want to do when i meet a powerplayer is say: logs off no miss
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SEMI-RELATED VERY ANGRY RANT AHEAD;
I swear 99% of these idiots are from wetpaint or are wetpaint rejects. They do something ridiculous called "speed posting" where if you don't post within 3 seconds they apparently have the right to kill/attack/injure your character.
It's the only site i've ever seen where people insult the player and the character in roleplay, neglect that IC =/= OOC and vice versa, autohit, powerplay, use a ton of wolfspeak all at once and are probably some of the worst roleplayers and the rudest people i've ever had the misfortune of meeting. Remembering the encounters with these theasurus abusers makes me gag. I'm honestly embarrassed to call myself a roleplayer after seeing these twits and how rude they are.
Seriously, it's like they can't understand they're not a woof running around n the wild eating dead rabbits and carrion and typing on a freaking computer. People aren't their characters and if anyone goes as far as to insult a person, player, or character, post IC that they're threatening, attacking, or killing you or your character (often both, as they refer to usernames and not character names, even when the person isn't roleplaying.)
I'm no expert on human behavior, but I know a LOT, and I have to say that if you think you're a wolf and you find it necessary to neglect the feelings of the person playing the character and even attack them personally as a person for not having a desirable personality, you have problems. You also have problems if you enforce this disgusting behavior.
But "that's how wetpaint does it" so I guess it's perfectly fine to be a scumbag theasurus abusing rabid wolfaboo.
If anyone reading this is a decent wetpaint roleplayer and can prove me wrong, that not all wetpaint roleplayers are like this, oh, go ahead and shoot me a PM. I'd love to know someone actually has a brain.
Because attempting to chill in a chat with a friend around said rabid wolfaboos resulted in me getting harassed repeatedly and then banned by a moderator/this dude's overly posessive wolfaboo girlfriend because "you're not welcome here."
... I don't think that's how you run a chat. At least not successfully.
</extremely angry rant>
I havent been on a wolf wetpaint rp yet, but I will say that on the wetpaint site that i'm on there are no speed-posting and little to no powerplayers.
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Wolf: Go away dumb pup
Pup: I am not a dumb pup, I am smartest pup evar!
Wolf: We'll see about that! -Jumps at pup-
Pup: Ahah you missed! -Claws belly-
Wolf: You missed too! -Pulls legs off-
Pup: You missed! -Goes under belly and claws it open-
Wolf: Dumb pup you missed again!
Me: Omg someone just do a NO MISS thing and get it over with!
It goes on and on until I come up to them.
Me: How come you keep missing
Pup: Go this isn't your fight.
Me: Dude i am not roleplaying, I am just asking.
Pup: -Jumps on lion and rips brains out-
Me: Ya ya you do that though your so tiny you couldn't get to my head anyway.
(I was biggest size and pup was smallest)
Pup: Your dead now sop talking!
Me: You missed! Aahaha
Then I walked away with the walk setting. Then the wolf and pup teamed up or something and they keep trying to kill me.
Wolf: -Pulls front legs-
Pup: -Pulls back legs-
Me: You just pulled my front because that pup can't do that.
Pup: -Breaks leg-
Me: You guys now your powerplaying right?
(Pup had logged off,)
Wolf: Your powerplaying because your ignoring us!
Me: I am ignoring you because I am not roleplaying!
Pup comes back as full size but is still called (Name here) M pup
Me: So your that big but your still a pup?
Pup: i will grow bigger then that tree.
Me: Good luck with that.
Then I went into Ficho and ran around until they lost me then I ran into another portal before they could follow.
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SEMI-RELATED VERY ANGRY RANT AHEAD;
I swear 99% of these idiots are from wetpaint or are wetpaint rejects. They do something ridiculous called "speed posting" where if you don't post within 3 seconds they apparently have the right to kill/attack/injure your character.
It's the only site i've ever seen where people insult the player and the character in roleplay, neglect that IC =/= OOC and vice versa, autohit, powerplay, use a ton of wolfspeak all at once and are probably some of the worst roleplayers and the rudest people i've ever had the misfortune of meeting. Remembering the encounters with these theasurus abusers makes me gag. I'm honestly embarrassed to call myself a roleplayer after seeing these twits and how rude they are.
Seriously, it's like they can't understand they're not a woof running around n the wild eating dead rabbits and carrion and typing on a freaking computer. People aren't their characters and if anyone goes as far as to insult a person, player, or character, post IC that they're threatening, attacking, or killing you or your character (often both, as they refer to usernames and not character names, even when the person isn't roleplaying.)
I'm no expert on human behavior, but I know a LOT, and I have to say that if you think you're a wolf and you find it necessary to neglect the feelings of the person playing the character and even attack them personally as a person for not having a desirable personality, you have problems. You also have problems if you enforce this disgusting behavior.
But "that's how wetpaint does it" so I guess it's perfectly fine to be a scumbag theasurus abusing rabid wolfaboo.
If anyone reading this is a decent wetpaint roleplayer and can prove me wrong, that not all wetpaint roleplayers are like this, oh, go ahead and shoot me a PM. I'd love to know someone actually has a brain.
Because attempting to chill in a chat with a friend around said rabid wolfaboos resulted in me getting harassed repeatedly and then banned by a moderator/this dude's overly posessive wolfaboo girlfriend because "you're not welcome here."
... I don't think that's how you run a chat. At least not successfully.
</extremely angry rant>
I havent been on a wolf wetpaint rp yet, but I will say that on the wetpaint site that i'm on there are no speed-posting and little to no powerplayers.
Hm. Well, that's a first. [I'm sort of a wetpaint hater. But after being personally attacked on two totally different sites and one of them even stalked me to my own, I've got the right to be a bit bitter towards their "roleplay" community.]
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SEMI-RELATED VERY ANGRY RANT AHEAD;
I swear 99% of these idiots are from wetpaint or are wetpaint rejects. They do something ridiculous called "speed posting" where if you don't post within 3 seconds they apparently have the right to kill/attack/injure your character.
It's the only site i've ever seen where people insult the player and the character in roleplay, neglect that IC =/= OOC and vice versa, autohit, powerplay, use a ton of wolfspeak all at once and are probably some of the worst roleplayers and the rudest people i've ever had the misfortune of meeting. Remembering the encounters with these theasurus abusers makes me gag. I'm honestly embarrassed to call myself a roleplayer after seeing these twits and how rude they are.
Seriously, it's like they can't understand they're not a woof running around n the wild eating dead rabbits and carrion and typing on a freaking computer. People aren't their characters and if anyone goes as far as to insult a person, player, or character, post IC that they're threatening, attacking, or killing you or your character (often both, as they refer to usernames and not character names, even when the person isn't roleplaying.)
I'm no expert on human behavior, but I know a LOT, and I have to say that if you think you're a wolf and you find it necessary to neglect the feelings of the person playing the character and even attack them personally as a person for not having a desirable personality, you have problems. You also have problems if you enforce this disgusting behavior.
But "that's how wetpaint does it" so I guess it's perfectly fine to be a scumbag theasurus abusing rabid wolfaboo.
If anyone reading this is a decent wetpaint roleplayer and can prove me wrong, that not all wetpaint roleplayers are like this, oh, go ahead and shoot me a PM. I'd love to know someone actually has a brain.
Because attempting to chill in a chat with a friend around said rabid wolfaboos resulted in me getting harassed repeatedly and then banned by a moderator/this dude's overly posessive wolfaboo girlfriend because "you're not welcome here."
... I don't think that's how you run a chat. At least not successfully.
</extremely angry rant>
I havent been on a wolf wetpaint rp yet, but I will say that on the wetpaint site that i'm on there are no speed-posting and little to no powerplayers.
Hm. Well, that's a first. [I'm sort of a wetpaint hater. But after being personally attacked on two totally different sites and one of them even stalked me to my own, I've got the right to be a bit bitter towards their "roleplay" community.]
To each their own i guess :3
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SEMI-RELATED VERY ANGRY RANT AHEAD;
I swear 99% of these idiots are from wetpaint or are wetpaint rejects. They do something ridiculous called "speed posting" where if you don't post within 3 seconds they apparently have the right to kill/attack/injure your character.
It's the only site i've ever seen where people insult the player and the character in roleplay, neglect that IC =/= OOC and vice versa, autohit, powerplay, use a ton of wolfspeak all at once and are probably some of the worst roleplayers and the rudest people i've ever had the misfortune of meeting. Remembering the encounters with these theasurus abusers makes me gag. I'm honestly embarrassed to call myself a roleplayer after seeing these twits and how rude they are.
Seriously, it's like they can't understand they're not a woof running around n the wild eating dead rabbits and carrion and typing on a freaking computer. People aren't their characters and if anyone goes as far as to insult a person, player, or character, post IC that they're threatening, attacking, or killing you or your character (often both, as they refer to usernames and not character names, even when the person isn't roleplaying.)
I'm no expert on human behavior, but I know a LOT, and I have to say that if you think you're a wolf and you find it necessary to neglect the feelings of the person playing the character and even attack them personally as a person for not having a desirable personality, you have problems. You also have problems if you enforce this disgusting behavior.
But "that's how wetpaint does it" so I guess it's perfectly fine to be a scumbag theasurus abusing rabid wolfaboo.
If anyone reading this is a decent wetpaint roleplayer and can prove me wrong, that not all wetpaint roleplayers are like this, oh, go ahead and shoot me a PM. I'd love to know someone actually has a brain.
Because attempting to chill in a chat with a friend around said rabid wolfaboos resulted in me getting harassed repeatedly and then banned by a moderator/this dude's overly posessive wolfaboo girlfriend because "you're not welcome here."
... I don't think that's how you run a chat. At least not successfully.
</extremely angry rant>
I havent been on a wolf wetpaint rp yet, but I will say that on the wetpaint site that i'm on there are no speed-posting and little to no powerplayers.
Hm. Well, that's a first. [I'm sort of a wetpaint hater. But after being personally attacked on two totally different sites and one of them even stalked me to my own, I've got the right to be a bit bitter towards their "roleplay" community.]
To each their own i guess :3
Probably. I just think that some of the people behave... disgustingly.
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yup. I can agree with that
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I was just "torn apart" by a Jacob Black. How very discourteous! I was sleeping! Annoys me so much >:(
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Just Yesterday this has got to be the most epic face palm RP of all time:
Yesterday I was just passing through the infamous Bonfire when this injured kitten caught my attention up on the hill. I decided to stick around and watch the RP unfold so I sat behind a rock and boy I don't regret a moment of it lol. This is the best I can remember the rp...:P
I will substitute some of the names because I don't remember all of the exact names:
InjuredKit: -yowls in pain on the group blood spilling from her nose-
InjuredKit's Mom: -Comes running to check on her daughter and starts licking wounds-
(apparently the kit was kicked in the head by a horse)
WhiteMare: Get out now! You're in our territory -Rears up and smashes her hooves down-
Kit'sMom: -Hisses and growls at the mare- Touch my daughter and I will kill you
WhiteMare: -laughs demonically as eyes glow red and mane catches on fire- Oh really?
InjuredKit: -Coughs up more blood- MOM! NOOOO!
Kit'sMom: -Leaps up and scratches out the mare's eyes-
WhiteMare: STOP STUPID GOD MODDER! OMG
(all the mares friends run in and start yelling at the cat that she's a god modder so now is when things get ugly)
BlackStallion: -Grabs the injured kit and throws it into the wall-
Kit'sMom: -Jumps into the air on to the stallion's neck and bites ripping out his throat-
WhiteMare: -kicks cat in the head shattering her skull-
Filly: -Bites the cats head and crushes making its guts come out its head-
Kit'sMom: -Blood gushing everywhere jumps up again sticking her claws into the filly's eyes. Eyes pop out-
Filly: -Whines and falls over-
WhiteMare: You can't kill my baby! Die stupid cat! You're already dead! -Stomps on the cats head until brains come out everywhere-
InjuredKit: -Runs and bites off the mare's head- You can't kill my mom!
(yes a kitten just bit off a horses head... but wait things get even more juicy)
Out of no where a random wolf comes in?....
Wolf: -While the others fight starts to eat the injured filly-
Filly: MOMMY HELP!!! Wolf is trying to kills me!
Wolf: Shut up -Rips the filly's throat out-
WhiteMare: -Runs at the wolf and kicks throwing him off the filly over the cliff-(Let me remind you she doesnt have a head anymore)
BlackStallion: -confronts the wolf and bites it's back breaking it spine-(He must have thrown himself over the cliff too)
Kit'sMom: -relives and gets up and attacks the mare while she is facing wolf-
WhiteMare: -Kicks hooves into cat's head again making the head split it two-
Wolf: Jumps -on top of stallion and rips out his throat-
Kit'sMom: -Stabs claws into mare's belly and slices all across until insides pour out-
WhiteMare: -Falls to the ground dead on top of wolf killing it-
Wolf: -Gets crushed and lungs explode-
(At this point idk what happened to the BlackStallion)
InjuredKit: -runs to mom crying-
Kit's Mom: -Falls over bleeding to death- I save you baby now run I am dying
InjuredKit: Mom T_T Don't die
(dramatic death scene between the two cats and as this happens the group that RP's the lion king comes over and starts RP eating the dead horse and wolf)
....wtf
I was eating my dinner (chicken) as I read one of the funniest parts and I almost choked. That is hilarious . XD
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SEMI-RELATED VERY ANGRY RANT AHEAD;
I swear 99% of these idiots are from wetpaint or are wetpaint rejects. They do something ridiculous called "speed posting" where if you don't post within 3 seconds they apparently have the right to kill/attack/injure your character.
It's the only site i've ever seen where people insult the player and the character in roleplay, neglect that IC =/= OOC and vice versa, autohit, powerplay, use a ton of wolfspeak all at once and are probably some of the worst roleplayers and the rudest people i've ever had the misfortune of meeting. Remembering the encounters with these theasurus abusers makes me gag. I'm honestly embarrassed to call myself a roleplayer after seeing these twits and how rude they are.
Seriously, it's like they can't understand they're not a woof running around n the wild eating dead rabbits and carrion and typing on a freaking computer. People aren't their characters and if anyone goes as far as to insult a person, player, or character, post IC that they're threatening, attacking, or killing you or your character (often both, as they refer to usernames and not character names, even when the person isn't roleplaying.)
I'm no expert on human behavior, but I know a LOT, and I have to say that if you think you're a wolf and you find it necessary to neglect the feelings of the person playing the character and even attack them personally as a person for not having a desirable personality, you have problems. You also have problems if you enforce this disgusting behavior.
But "that's how wetpaint does it" so I guess it's perfectly fine to be a scumbag theasurus abusing rabid wolfaboo.
If anyone reading this is a decent wetpaint roleplayer and can prove me wrong, that not all wetpaint roleplayers are like this, oh, go ahead and shoot me a PM. I'd love to know someone actually has a brain.
Because attempting to chill in a chat with a friend around said rabid wolfaboos resulted in me getting harassed repeatedly and then banned by a moderator/this dude's overly posessive wolfaboo girlfriend because "you're not welcome here."
... I don't think that's how you run a chat. At least not successfully.
</extremely angry rant>
I know what you mean with wetpaint RPs. ._. I used to be in them before Feral Heart, and it was the most terrible experience of my life, I left them for Feral Heart most definetly. And from my point of view, all they do is get members, edit their sites, and apparently "wolf speak" is literate. I despise most Wetpaint RPs, and in fact I just joined one and still, all the leaders do is sit there working on their site. Dear lord...
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Dunno why but I was with my fox pack and attacked this random dalmation family and they thought I WAS powerplaying, but they were :3. I kept trying to grab the pup but he didnt like strugle o3o. Dalmations are so stupid xD.
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I have so many stories about godmodding it's not even funny >.>
Most weirdest one is:
I was sitting in a tree, and a wolf pup came up and asked for me to be her mom. I let her down nicely, and she said 'bites my neck open with read eyes and kills no miss'. :/
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Sounds fun, hanging around with power-players like a baws. It looks so fun being killed and then walk away like it never happened. xD Sadly I don't have a godmodding story to share.
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I was on Stone Bridge with my group...then we got attacked by a Police dog...and Batman.. I was about to block them cuz they did not stoped to kill us xD Aaand the police dog turned into 'Superwolf' ...I mean, WTF !? We blocked the Superwolf and Batman was like 'Un-Block him >:U Braaawwwrr *drunk babble*' So we lol'd at him ! Taadaa :D
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yea Same Here this guy comes up to me and Says -Kills Kit- "ima like what the Hell Man" Then he Says -Kills whole clan of cats in one Hit to the head- He is the Crazyest person Ever!
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And he also said..... B**ch To me and i say i know u are but what am i and he says fine ima a B**ch. it was funny he walked away in a funny place.
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I've never had this happen to me, but I will tell you that whenever I do accidently I try to stop.
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ok here is what happened to me- in warrior cat rp walking around
sliverpaw- jumps on nightwhisp and bites her neck then scraches her mentors underbelly and makes her bleed badly
nightwhisp ( me)- uh....
sliverpaw- what?
nightwhisp why are you powerplaying?
sliverpaw- im not powerplaying
nightwhip- yea you are
sliverpaw- no im not!!!! -bites down hard on mentors neck and rips and tugs it-
nightwhisp- 1st no claws 2nd why you try to kill me ? O^O 3rd do you even know what powerplaying is?!!
sliverpaw- i know what powerlaying is!!!
nightwhisp- what?
sliver- why does it matter
night- just tell me
night-..........
night- its when you do things without giving the other cat a chance to avoid it
silver- i know and its not what i was doing
i turn off my internet so it looks like i lost connection
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xD!!!!!!
Starpaw: Can I Practece with you, mentor?? ((She spells REALLLLY Bad.))
Ravenwind: Sure! :D
Star: Oay! *Jumps onto mentors back and licks face then rips off ear*
Raven: o.o Ok, Thats funny :D So, lets actully start rp.
Star: I was!!! you R 2 Fat 2 see that I am rping!
Raven: o.o What are you talking about?
Star: SHREDS GUTS AND PELLS THEY FROM UR BUT!!!!!
Raven: e.o
Star: *Humps till preg*
Raven: Im a girl.
So that happened untill:
Starfall (She ranked up on her own):
Hey little gurl. Whats you did to Starpaw!?!?!?!?!?
Raven: o.o What did I do to you?
Starfall: -RAPES AND KILLS ENTIRE CLAN WITH A SINGLE PAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
Raven: o.o -Runs away-
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"Starfall: -RAPES AND KILLS ENTIRE CLAN WITH A SINGLE PAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- "
LOL???? hahahahahahayhahahha Someone just put drugs on your food kid!
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xD Its like... Wow.. You raped a clan with a paw.
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Methinks it was probably a troll.
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Diz: Hey, can you stop following me?
Female lepard (Spelled the way she spelled it.): but i need a mate
Diz: Um, No.
Female lepard: PLLZZZ!!11 i will hurt u if u dont k? dont mes with me
Diz: Blocktime?
Female lepard: OMG U R SO RUDE -grows big with flaming eyes and killes then eats insides then smashes skull and eats the rest of him then throws it of a clif-
Diz: Blocktime it is then!
Meh. This person even copied my looks, but not my swag. (It is 1 in the morning. Pay no attention to the swag part)
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xD I always get into rps with powerplayers.
Well, This one is about the Warriors Gathering war, With Jaystar And Dew And Tiger Star... Anyways
Tigerstar: Little gurl!!!
Evenessance: o.o What?
Tigerstar: Jumps past jaystar and lends neatly behind
Jaystar: Oh wow :L
Cyclone: >:U
Tigerstar: -SHOOTS EVERYBODY AND TIGERCLAN GOES HOME-
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I was also walking by on a jaguar character one day.
Horse M : -sees a jaguar-
Me: Hoboy.
Horse M : why r u near our herd? go away or i will kill u
Me: Really? No. You cannot ''own'' territory. Besides...your a horse...
Horse M : -reers up and bashes skull in with hoof and then tramples breaking every bone in ur body-
Me: What is this?
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There was this one time that I was roleplaying with some literate friends of mine and we were all chillin' and this one fae starts to hang around us. So the leader accepts her into the pack, she fell in love with him, and then she poofs for a while.
During roleplay the leader and another wolf was shot by human hunters (not actual people, just pretend) and she came back when he was on his last leg and started to say "OH I LOVE YOU! I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT..........." As if we hadn't noticed; she was saying things like *she looked dreamily into his eyes* etc. And then the whole flames in the eyes thing happened, and she went into this emotional state, where she ran away feeling all depressed, and then she came back and was like, "Oops, that was the devil."
We kicked her after that.
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I was rping as my tiger char flar. And any way this white lioness shows up with her cub and the cub starts to attack us. we asked them to leave but they refused upon this some of our group got a little agressive in the attempts to get rid of them. Of course when one of us said they would attack the lioness said she was imortal. Trying to play around this the tigress said "But you can still feel pain" to this the lioness responded to put it exactly as she did "I HAV NO FEELINGS". After this we just walked away and left her alone
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Once, I was playing as Hohki (TEC) in Temple. By RPing, I mean asking people if I could steal their souls, and if they said yes, I'd RP stealing them.
But then some winged wolf ran over to me and one-hit killed me, and I'm just like "Dude, I'm a KREPTIS. Contact with one can kill you." They just called me a powerplayer and one-hit killed and disemboweled me O.o Do Kreptis even HAVE bowels?
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;D ???So this day i was swiming with my char Dragonite,after annoying some TLK characters by standing in front of them(I can fly)In the cape on Cape to distant worlds.Then this TLK character starts coming close and says:
-I will avenge my family!
me-Wha?..
TLK GUY-You disrespected me.Now you die.
me-When Cavaco gives out money!(portuguese political joke)
TLK-breaks skull no miss
me(my pal Charizard logged in)-Hey Char sup.
Charizard-Looking for you.What r u doin?
me-TLK guy faking being brave.
TLK GUY-Rips pff back and breaks windpipe
me-ya see?
Charizard-Did ya start annoying them again?
TLK GUY-Takes off heart and eats it hole
me-mmmmaybe
TLK GUY-Hey powerplayer ya cant talk
me-Yeah ya keep talking lad.
Charizard-When does him stop?I wanted to meet ya in hanging islands.
me-Well ya better wait sitting(portuguese expression).TLK guys normally take a lot.
TLK GUY-Stop you meanie!WHY U IGNORING MEEE!(smthing like that)
me-So did they attacked you again?In bonfire?
TLK GUY-Im gonna kill ya pal too!
Charizard-Of course.Look,ya should just walk away,meet ya at the bar.(hanging islands)
me.-K.Meet ya there.
TLK GUY-Stop!There is no bar!Ya cant walk !I killed yo\
I just quit.Then me and my pal meet each other in hanging islands and chat all day about that guy.I was like :o when that guy started...
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<Powerplayer> You should leave...
<Me> Why? I didn't nothing wrong
<Powerplayer> -bites neck and kills no miss-
<Me> Lol, A little powerplayer huh?
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This made me laugh so hard. I was doing a warrior rp and I was battling a clan and this random newbie comes out of nowhere and blurts out:
-Smacks on to ground, claws face open with one single claw. Blood gushes out your face as he rips open his stumach and guts splurt out- I was like....''Dude...stop power playing...your rping like a three year old bro?
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So I was just watching the sunset in the Cape, when this random lion came up to me and said "Bites throat of Sierra"
I guess she wanted a fight, so I started fighting her, but after my first move she said "Kills Sierra" Me: "Uh..... 'Kills' to you too?"
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I hate those peole who decide to rp as cubs or pups then kill everyone. And then they won't listen to logic. It's at the point where with a insta-kill i just say "i'm not in the mood to die today" and walk away. But what i hate most is those people who call you a power player for not letting them mutilate and kill you. Oh sorry if this does not make sense i can't find my glasses so the letters look like blurs.
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I remeber leading my clan into battle with a power player.He threw off 4 cats at the same time.And i battled s scouruge too.He said he killed me O3O
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LOL ^
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I honestly don't get the powerplayers at all. But I have a story of when I did experience this. I was hanging out at the plains with my TEC pack. (My name is Baku , keep that in mind) and I was the only one online at the time. Well I was hanging out there and all of a sudden two small little cub come up to me, not saying hi or hello there...they already had there snarl faces on.
Story
Jink cub M.- snarls at the mysterious wolf.
Baku-um....hey there?
Jink cub M- This is my territory, Get out!!!
Baku-umm...no it's not. I can be here if I want
Jink cub M- muscles start to get bigger and eyes glow demon red
Baku- um..ok
Jink cub M- starts to claw out ur eyes no misses
Baku- dude, that's powerplaying.
Jink cub M- grabs Bakus leg and hurls him onto the rock crushing him and splitting him open, blood splatters everywhere.
Baku- um, nope. I'm still moving..see (moves head)
Jink cub M- rips open Bakus entire body letting his organs drop to the floor.
Baku- (laughing irl)
Jink cub M- takes what is left of Baku and eats his organs.
Baku- dude I'm a Kerpiet....I'm already dead
Jink cub M- well I'm the only one that is able to kill what ever you are called. Continues to claw out face.
Baku- gets up and walks away
Jink cub M- hey hey, you arnt able to move, I killed your leg.
Baku- and your a dummy
Ugh...powerplayers..why must they be so annoying. :P
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^LOL XD
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Lol. Wow, Baku. XD
I've had some random players do that to me a couple of times. They would try to kill me and eat me, but I would just block them ^3^
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XD it's actually amusing when people do this :p but at the same level also annoying
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I have three.
I was in Bonfire roleplaying as my Snow Leopard, and here's what happened:
Me: *pounces on fawn*
Doe: NO *Kicks Snow Leopard M no miss no block*
Me: Ow?
Doe: GOOD *Shoots beams from eyes*
Me: Wow, so realistic.
Doe: *kicks you into water and you die no miss*
Me: Hahahaha, very funny.
Doe: YOURE DEAD, DEAL WITH IT
Me: Just shut up and and act realistic.
Doe: YOU R GOING ON MY IGNORE LIST UNTIL U LEARN TO NOT POWERPLAY
Me: Hahaha, u kidding me bro? I'm not the one powerplaying, you are.
Next two stories coming soon.
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XD it's actually amusing when people do this :p but at the same level also annoying
EXACTLY how I feel about powerplayers.
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Here's a story when I was roleplaying as my snake character:
Me: *bites cub*
Cub: HEY *Turns into unicorn*
Me: What? Cubs don't turn into unicorns.
Cub: WELL I CAN I HAVE PERMISSION FROM ARCEUS *Spears snake with horn*
Me: Dude, this isn't Pokemon.
Cub: U NOT DEAD YET? *Turns into clock and blows up*
Me: Uh, isn't that called Powerplaying?
Cub: U R THE 1 POWERPLAYIN NOT ME *Turns into elephant and whacks with trunk*
Me: GTFO off of Feralheart, noob. You don't even know what powerplaying is.
Cub: YES I DO *Ties snake to brick*
Me: Powerplay 1 more time and I'm reporting you.
Cub: *drops snake into water and flies away* I M REPORTING YOU SNAKE
Me: ._. Noob.
Aren't people like the cub and doe so annoying?
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unborn kit f: bites lilys neck hit no miss blood splatters the walls and soaks fur hit 100 percent miss 0 percent
Lily: dies guts explode everywhere
WHOA WHOA WHOA....
A cat fetus killed a full grown wolf.... how does that work...?
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unborn kit f: bites lilys neck hit no miss blood splatters the walls and soaks fur hit 100 percent miss 0 percent
Lily: dies guts explode everywhere
WHOA WHOA WHOA....
A cat fetus killed a full grown wolf.... how does that work...?
Maybe it's a magical cat fetus.
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Ok here goes two stories... although I have gone through this like a hundred times lol:
STORY1: One day I was in Flourite as Lord Suragaha just peacefully roaming the plains when I suddenly stumbled on this little rock... Naturally I climbed up and got all cozy like you know head tucked in tail etc and well it would seem that I accidentally stepped into a lion prides territory. Out of no where about seven lions come running at me including one cub all with their fangs open shouting this is our territory get out or we will kill you. See now Lord Suragaha is a wise older wolf so I said hey guys :) (I emphasize the smiley face) How are you don't mind me I promise I wont bother you I just want to hang out here today... They disregard my kindness and continue snarling roaring etc and yelling get out so I sit up and I get mad but stay cool and I'm like "Guys look this is a public map on a free game this territory belongs to no one so just sod off or things will get ugly... I have every right to be here as you guys do leave me alone." They refused to leave me alone... they started running circles around my rock and then finally the GodModding started...(this might not be word for word but you get the idea)
The leader male lion: Eyes glow red and fire bursts out of his paws and body as muscles expand and grow
Me: O_o wtf popeye lion
The leader male lion: Throws paws into rock (that I was sitting on) and force makes wolf go flying into the sky
Me: (still on rock lying down on my back just chilling)
The leader male lion: Blasts a hot beam of molten lava into the sky at the wolf as it falls back down on rock and snaps spine
Me: at this point I'm just cracking up
The leader female lion: Grabs the wolf off the rock with such force his neck breaks and slams him into the ground
Cub1: Scratches out the wolfs eyes
The leader male lion: Body slams the wolf on the ground so his eyes pop out of his head and guts bust out
Random Lion: Rips the head off the wolf
The leader male lion: Muscles bulging rips the wolf in two and throws the guts everywhere
Then after all this... they rp ate my body ::)
STORY2:
Here I was as Lord Suragaha again just relaxing on the beach at Bonfire island chatting with some friends beside me and suddenly we get ambushed by a bunch of "horses" You know the wolf/horses of FeralHeart "Worses".
Well the horses start the whole this is our territory thing and we just tell them the usual this land belongs to everyone speech and well the lead stallion got so furious he started the attacked....
Black Stallion: Nostrils flare as his fury streams through his breath. He reared up on his muscular strong legs and kicked his legs forward warning the wolves Stay away from my mares! Rawr bleh
Fan girl Mare: omg kill those stupid wolves BlackStorm kill them I am preg with foals.
Black Stallion: Races forward and smashes his front hooves into all the wolves heads so hard that their skulls came out.
Tawny Mare: Bites one of the wolves ripping a huge chunk of meat out.
Summer Mare: Watches wolf bleed to death and attacks it again biting its under belly ripping the intestines out blood flying everywhere.
Black Stallion: Picks up one of the wolfs by the neck and slams his skull into the ground bursting out his organs.
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Lets just say we ignored them and they continued running around us with growling faces and fangs out... After they finished RP killing us all the mares were grateful to the one stallion so they started RP mating and as they did so they kept talking about how they were mating on our guts etc and one of the horses even gave birth on our guts... It was the weirdest most ridculous RP ever and best off it included a fetus horse that ate our guts right after it was born
Suraga, as far as I'm concerned, they're canible role players; gross. Although, the "Story 2" made me crack up lick I was a crazy monkey on crack xDD. A fetus horse eating guts strate after birth? Lolwut!? TROLLOLLOLLOL. :3 how I love them power players... Lol.
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Me as my dog Buffy: So. How are we all?
Random puppy comes up to group: GUYS CAN I PLZ RP TOO PLZZZ
Me as my dog Buffy: We aren't even RP'ing. Powerplaying much LOL
Random puppy: PLZ UR LYIN PLZZZ
And it went on for 10 minutes lmao
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Me as my dog Buffy: So. How are we all?
Random puppy comes up to group: GUYS CAN I PLZ RP TOO PLZZZ
Me as my dog Buffy: We aren't even RP'ing. Powerplaying much LOL
Random puppy: PLZ UR LYIN PLZZZ
And it went on for 10 minutes lmao
That...wasn't...powerplaying. The puppy just wanted to RP.
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unborn kit f: bites lilys neck hit no miss blood splatters the walls and soaks fur hit 100 percent miss 0 percent
Lily: dies guts explode everywhere
WHOA WHOA WHOA....
A cat fetus killed a full grown wolf.... how does that work...?
Maybe it's a magical cat fetus.
That's one possible explanation. How this cat fetus acquired these magical powers is still a mystery...
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xD
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Someone got a hold of our map link somehow and started powerplaying through our camp:
Milkyfur: kill evryone hit no miss no dogenig
Cobra(our alpha): Whoa what.
Me: Who in the name of sweet glazed pork are you?
Milkyfur: ur dead shut up
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Someone got a hold of our map link somehow and started powerplaying through our camp:
Milkyfur: kill evryone hit no miss no dogenig
Cobra(our alpha): Whoa what.
Me: Who in the name of sweet glazed pork are you?
Milkyfur: ur dead shut up
pffff XD so much LAWL came from me just now :3
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Someone got a hold of our map link somehow and started powerplaying through our camp:
Milkyfur: kill evryone hit no miss no dogenig
Cobra(our alpha): Whoa what.
Me: Who in the name of sweet glazed pork are you?
Milkyfur: ur dead shut up
pffff XD so much LAWL came from me just now :3
That 'sweet glazed pork' line made me do that *pfft* sound like when you're trying to stifle a laugh when you're in a place where you're supposed to be quiet (in my case, a library). I've got a bunch of strangers who are trying to study giving me 'wtf' looks...
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Okay. So, I was Raid, my crazed, head hoarding wolf of BlackMetal. If you are in BM, you'd know Raid has a taste for cat. And so, three apprentices came up....
Me: OOHHH, Kittehs.))
Bladepaw: stupd wlf gt out of hear or we will teer u up to peeces.
Me: Dude.
Sunpaw: go bladepaw! kik wlf buttt!
Me: Is it just me or are you guys hungry too?
Le Random narrator: So, Raid was using legit (enough) literate posts as fighting them... But suddenly:
Puzzlepaw: im tha healer app so ima heal u blade -magically swings paws around blade and he revives-
Me: Oh, no! Are you gonna use your moron powers tp blast me?
Sunpaw: OMG BLADE I THOT I LOST YOU. THAT STUPED WLF KILLED YOU! OMG OMG OMG!
Bladepaw: *Grows fifty feet tall and smashes the wolf to peeces*
(That wasn't exactly, but still, pretty much it)
Puzzlepaw:WOOOO BLADE WOOOO ULL B THA LEADER WEN U GET OLDR WOOO
Me: The grammar on kids these days scares me.
Bladepaw: U DEAD DEAD WLFS NOT TLK. DUUHHH
Me: Don't you DUUHHHHHH me. (*Le starts godmodding for the fun of it now*)
Puzzlepaw: U GODMDDER! WHUT THE HACK! U CAN'T DO THAT! THAT'S UNREALISTIC.
Me: .... *Le walks away as they still caps spam to themselves*
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The lines "Oh my pork" and "for the love of sweetened glazed pork" are sort of my trademarks now. XD
Heyena m: kills glados hit 100 percent miss 0 percent 100 accuracy
GLaDOS: Nope. I'm still alive.
Wheatly(me): Godmodder alert! Just ignore it.
Heyena m: shut up whetly
Me: No 8D
GLaDOS: Oh! Oh! Look at me! I can godmod too! -Kills with neurotoxin-
Heyena m: doge hit no miss
Me: How can you "hit" if you dodged? And did you know neurotoxin can be a poisoness gas?
GLaDOS: And btw you spelled "hyena" wrong.
Heyena m: SHUT UP I HATE YOU
Me: Were we too smart for you? Deal with it. 8D
Heyena m: -runs off no miss-
GLaDOS: Did he just say "runs hit no miss"?
Me: Yeah. XDD
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The lines "Oh my pork" and "for the love of sweetened glazed pork" are sort of my trademarks now. XD
Heyena m: kills glados hit 100 percent miss 0 percent 100 accuracy
GLaDOS: Nope. I'm still alive.
Wheatly(me): Godmodder alert! Just ignore it.
Heyena m: shut up whetly
Me: No 8D
GLaDOS: Oh! Oh! Look at me! I can godmod too! -Kills with neurotoxin-
Heyena m: doge hit no miss
Me: How can you "hit" if you dodged? And did you know neurotoxin can be a poisoness gas?
GLaDOS: And btw you spelled "hyena" wrong.
Heyena m: SHUT UP I HATE YOU
Me: Were we too smart for you? Deal with it. 8D
Heyena m: -runs off no miss-
GLaDOS: Did he just say "runs hit no miss"?
Me: Yeah. XDD
I'm suprised he left and diden't stick around and whine about this.
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Cast:
Sweed: Me
Dyan M cat: Jerk
Rick M Wolf: God-mod/ other jerk
Scene: Bonfire
Sweed: -Siting on a rock minding his own business-
Dyan M cat: Hey furball get off my rock!
Sweed: '.'..Your rock? This isn't your rock.
Dyan M cat: Yeah it is dummy I was siting on it first
Sweed:...No you weren't, I've been siting here for quite a while and you just arrived.
Dyan M cat: Thats a lie!!!!
Sweed: x.v No it's not
Rick M wolf: WHATS GOING ON!!!
Sweed: (Are you kidding me?)
Dyan M cat: This *ss stole my rock
Sweed: Watch your mouth...
Rick M wolf: -leaps up and grabs weed by the neck and breaks it dying him-
Sweed: What the jello was that? For one it's Sweed , Two that's Power Playing, and Three you can't die some one e.e
Dyan M cat: You're dead get lost you lozer
Sweed: You're really starting to take this a little too far, there's no reason for name calling.
Rick M wolf: I killered you get on hte grond and dye.
Sweed: T.T You now what..forget it. This rock isn't worth it... -Leaps off the rock and trots away- Good day floofs
Dyan M cat: Yeah keep walking moron retard..
Rick M wolf: Sop! your dyed you freek!!!!!
Sweed: I'm sorry but, you're blocked. I've tried to be nice but it's apparent that it's not getting through to you. I hope you're not like this to other people because it might land you in a lot of trouble if you're talking like that to the wrong people.
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Here I am in South Pole, and pass through an 'elemental' wolf pack 'territory'...
Me: Bloop *Le walking around*
Alpha Sparkletard: *Le jumps out of nowhere* WHO ARE YOU. GET OUT.
Fangirl Sparkletard: YEA HOO R U?
Me: Ppsshh, Sparkletards. You amuse me.
Alpha Sparkletard: UR A SPARKLETARD.
Me: *Is a perfectly realistic husky* o.O Are you familiar with the term..?
Alpha Sparkletard: I DONT NO WHAT THAT MEANS
Me: How old are you?
Alpha Sparkletard: 16
Me: Yeah right.
Alpha Sparkletard: *Uses mind control powers to trap her in an icicle* YOU STAY THERE
Me: This is amusing.
Fangirl Sparkletard: uses fire powers to blast her and the isickle to peieces YAY
Me: You are hopelessly illiterate.
Fangirl Sparkletard: UR ILITARATE
Me: Say What?
Alpha Sparkletard: *kills you no miss* YOU STUPID.
Fangirl Sparkletard: YOUR DED. WE KELLED U STOOPID
Me: .....I..'m not gonna ask..
Alpha Sparkletard: GET OIUT
Alpha Sparkletard: *oit
Alpha Sparkletard: *out
Alpha Sparkletard: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Me: What?
Alpha Sparkletard: YOU DED I KELLED YOU.
Fangirl Sparkletard: LOOK IM LOZZAR AND IM A MOORUN
Alpha Sparkletard: *picks yu up with muth and mkes a terrnaedoo come suking yu up and making our guts slattter-
Me: Our? Okay, You're 'ded' too now.
Fangirl Sparkletard: U STEL DED. GET ON GRUND AND B DED NOW
Me: Just walk away, just walk away..
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Place-Fycho tunnel
Scene-dogfighters
Actors-
Powerplayers=
RetardHorse
DogFighter435444
ImmaAwesome
Narwal
Espectators-
Me(Dragonite)
Charizard(my pal)
My pack
Other guys
DogFighterTrainer
DogFighterTrainer-Come to the dog fighter arena in Ficho Tunnel
Dragonite-Lets go.It should be fun.
Charizard-Awright.
*Pack follows Dragonite trough Ficho tunnel*
Dragonite(to DogFighterTrainer)-Hey,Can we watch?
DogFighterTrainer-Yeah,of course.Sit over here.The show will start breefly.
-Some time later-
DFT-Ok!Thanks for waiting!Here are the fighters!At my right,Narwal,the blue wolf!Please step to the center!
-Narwal steps to center-
DFT-At my left,Ulf,the brown dog!Step to the center!
- Ulf steps to center-
Narwal-Il end chuuu
DFT-ok,let the fight begin!
Ulf-growls and charges.Bites down Narwal's shoulder and makes a wound.(Decent roleplayer)
-Espectators howl of excitment-
Narwal-Uses powa of wind an breks SKUL NO MIS
Charizard- -.-
Narwal-JUPS UP AND LADS IN OPONET CRUXING IM
Ulf-Urr...
NARWAL_USES AL DA POWAS AND KILS HULF
-Espectators boo-
Narwal-IL KILZ CHUU TOOOOO
DFT-~le blocks Narwal~Ok,Ulf wins.
My pack-Hope that this gets better...
-Some decent battles later-
DFT-Ok,at my left,Immaawesome and Dogfigther435444 at my right.
-DFT getting tired-
IMA-JUPS UP BREKS SKUL
DF435444-DODGS AND RIPS BELLY
IMMA-NO U NOT DODGE
DF4-YE I DU
-Retard horse appears-
RH-WAT R U DOINMA TERRITORY
IMMA/DF4-XUT UP DIS NU U TERYTORI
RH_YEAH ITS PIKS UP AND TROWS OVA A KLIF
Espectators-Oh god,please not
IM_BITES NEK AND KILS
DF4-PIKS IM AND RH THROWS UP MAKS TORNADO ND SMASHES TU FLOR KILLING AND MEKIN GUTS SLATER EVERYWER
Dragonite-Guys?Lets go the bar.
Pack-Yeah
-espectators follow-
PowerplayersInc.-EY U COM ERE U OUR TERITOR U KILZ U
Me-Oh really?Guys!Extreme trolling activate!
-Everyone buttswings with butts turned to powerplayers-
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Place-Fycho tunnel
Scene-dogfighters
Actors-
Powerplayers=
RetardHorse
DogFighter435444
ImmaAwesome
Narwal
Espectators-
Me(Dragonite)
Charizard(my pal)
My pack
Other guys
DogFighterTrainer
DogFighterTrainer-Come to the dog fighter arena in Ficho Tunnel
Dragonite-Lets go.It should be fun.
Charizard-Awright.
*Pack follows Dragonite trough Ficho tunnel*
Dragonite(to DogFighterTrainer)-Hey,Can we watch?
DogFighterTrainer-Yeah,of course.Sit over here.The show will start breefly.
-Some time later-
DFT-Ok!Thanks for waiting!Here are the fighters!At my right,Narwal,the blue wolf!Please step to the center!
-Narwal steps to center-
DFT-At my left,Ulf,the brown dog!Step to the center!
- Ulf steps to center-
Narwal-Il end chuuu
DFT-ok,let the fight begin!
Ulf-growls and charges.Bites down Narwal's shoulder and makes a wound.(Decent roleplayer)
-Espectators howl of excitment-
Narwal-Uses powa of wind an breks SKUL NO MIS
Charizard- -.-
Narwal-JUPS UP AND LADS IN OPONET CRUXING IM
Ulf-Urr...
NARWAL_USES AL DA POWAS AND KILS HULF
-Espectators boo-
Narwal-IL KILZ CHUU TOOOOO
DFT-~le blocks Narwal~Ok,Ulf wins.
My pack-Hope that this gets better...
-Some decent battles later-
DFT-Ok,at my left,Immaawesome and Dogfigther435444 at my right.
-DFT getting tired-
IMA-JUPS UP BREKS SKUL
DF435444-DODGS AND RIPS BELLY
IMMA-NO U NOT DODGE
DF4-YE I DU
-Retard horse appears-
RH-WAT R U DOINMA TERRITORY
IMMA/DF4-XUT UP DIS NU U TERYTORI
RH_YEAH ITS PIKS UP AND TROWS OVA A KLIF
Espectators-Oh god,please not
IM_BITES NEK AND KILS
DF4-PIKS IM AND RH THROWS UP MAKS TORNADO ND SMASHES TU FLOR KILLING AND MEKIN GUTS SLATER EVERYWER
Dragonite-Guys?Lets go the bar.
Pack-Yeah
-espectators follow-
PowerplayersInc.-EY U COM ERE U OUR TERITOR U KILZ U
Me-Oh really?Guys!Extreme trolling activate!
-Everyone buttswings with butts turned to powerplayers-
...Wow. I have always wondered what actually goes on in those fights. I can't read half of the powerplayer's posts. I wish more people were like Ulf, and the powerplayers to vanish. I would prefer to not enter a fight, just watch. I don't want to waste my time dealing with a godmodder.
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Place-Fycho tunnel
Scene-dogfighters
Actors-
Powerplayers=
RetardHorse
DogFighter435444
ImmaAwesome
Narwal
Espectators-
Me(Dragonite)
Charizard(my pal)
My pack
Other guys
DogFighterTrainer
DogFighterTrainer-Come to the dog fighter arena in Ficho Tunnel
Dragonite-Lets go.It should be fun.
Charizard-Awright.
*Pack follows Dragonite trough Ficho tunnel*
Dragonite(to DogFighterTrainer)-Hey,Can we watch?
DogFighterTrainer-Yeah,of course.Sit over here.The show will start breefly.
-Some time later-
DFT-Ok!Thanks for waiting!Here are the fighters!At my right,Narwal,the blue wolf!Please step to the center!
-Narwal steps to center-
DFT-At my left,Ulf,the brown dog!Step to the center!
- Ulf steps to center-
Narwal-Il end chuuu
DFT-ok,let the fight begin!
Ulf-growls and charges.Bites down Narwal's shoulder and makes a wound.(Decent roleplayer)
-Espectators howl of excitment-
Narwal-Uses powa of wind an breks SKUL NO MIS
Charizard- -.-
Narwal-JUPS UP AND LADS IN OPONET CRUXING IM
Ulf-Urr...
NARWAL_USES AL DA POWAS AND KILS HULF
-Espectators boo-
Narwal-IL KILZ CHUU TOOOOO
DFT-~le blocks Narwal~Ok,Ulf wins.
My pack-Hope that this gets better...
-Some decent battles later-
DFT-Ok,at my left,Immaawesome and Dogfigther435444 at my right.
-DFT getting tired-
IMA-JUPS UP BREKS SKUL
DF435444-DODGS AND RIPS BELLY
IMMA-NO U NOT DODGE
DF4-YE I DU
-Retard horse appears-
RH-WAT R U DOINMA TERRITORY
IMMA/DF4-XUT UP DIS NU U TERYTORI
RH_YEAH ITS PIKS UP AND TROWS OVA A KLIF
Espectators-Oh god,please not
IM_BITES NEK AND KILS
DF4-PIKS IM AND RH THROWS UP MAKS TORNADO ND SMASHES TU FLOR KILLING AND MEKIN GUTS SLATER EVERYWER
Dragonite-Guys?Lets go the bar.
Pack-Yeah
-espectators follow-
PowerplayersInc.-EY U COM ERE U OUR TERITOR U KILZ U
Me-Oh really?Guys!Extreme trolling activate!
-Everyone buttswings with butts turned to powerplayers-
...Wow. I have always wondered what actually goes on in those fights. I can't read half of the powerplayer's posts. I wish more people were like Ulf, and the powerplayers to vanish. I would prefer to not enter a fight, just watch. I don't want to waste my time dealing with a godmodder.
I whish that too.And that is just one of the many powerplaying stories I know.I always give them the same treatment,extreme trolling.But the decent battles I didn't mention were also very literate,like"scratches on leg" or "bites down tail" .But this is becoming sad.They are ruining our fun.
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Some powerplayers are so stupid that they think this is tangible:
"runs away hit no miss"
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Boy I have a really bad one :/
Me and my friend were chilling in our pride when two other lionesses, also in our pride started yelling at us. Me and my friend were bigger than them but they thought they were so swift...
Lioness 1- Stop being so fun It's annoying! Come on sis let's get them!
Lioness 2- Ok sis *leaps and pins my friend* you'll regret this.
Le friend(were following along as an rp at first)- I won't regret this fight!
We start fighting then not long into the fight
Lioness 1- *pushes you down and bites your eyes out and claws your nose off*
Me: ok your starting to powerplay...
Lioness 2- Omg she's not powerplaying, you are! * gouges so and sos tongue out* now you can't speak!
Me- leave my friend alone. Were leaving your powerplaying
Lioness 1- cowards!
Me- were being the better people by leaving.
They started saying really harsh things especially to my friend which made her actually cry in real life.
Lioness 1- *shanks your face infinity times while laughing, no miss*
Random wolf- Hah u guys just got pwned and owned!!
Me- wow kids much?
Random wolf- * bites neck no miss*
We blocked them and left :I
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turd: -bites breaks neck-
Me: Oh, a powerplaying turd?
turd: i'm not powerplaying im rping.
Me: Nooooo you were powerplaying.
turd: whats that
Me: -facepaw-
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Scene- Bonfire
Actors~
Powerplayer: Rudl (User is Kiara101)
Me: Jento
Anything in parenthases are my little side comments :3.
Me: *Le literate post about my le stallion grazing*
Rudl: (*sits there forever, typing*) Rudl jumps onto the horses bak and digs claws in side biting soft neck.
Me: If you're gonna powerplay or instakill, I'm out..))
Rudl: Bits harder and makes gash
Me: -.- *Le literate post about fighting him off and warning the others*
RuJdl: Kelled Jento (Rudl skips off to the other horses, before yelling at me to get on the ground) Kills (Making up a random name 'cause I forgot it) Kills KEnna mare, and Aztec Stallion
Me: *Le block*
And, Glitch, your siggy is distracting. xD
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Kids these days xDD
I laughed at all of these.
Cuz, I must say, I was once one of these iliterates so long ago.
Not on FH though.
xDD
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The only credit I give to these people (i.e the person and her pack) is that they were actually some what literate. Congratz!
Friend: Crouches down and pounces on rat.
Me: Follows and tries to pounce on one two, but fails. Turns around and looks for another.
Person: Jumps on (forgot character name) and pins him to ground.
Friend: Struggles helplessly to get up as the large brute is pinned down.
Person: Slices into throat and hurts badly.
Friend and I: (Can you please stop powerplaying?)
Person; No! I jump on you and kill all cuz i am woliger!
Me: What is a woliger?
Person: A wolf and a tiger! We can not be killed.
Friend: -_- What?
Me: Want to know why you can't be killed? Because you don't exist!
Friend: -Leaves- Bye!
Me: Bye!
Person: Coward!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her pack: Yeah, coward!!!!
Person and pack: You both are sucky rpers! Get lifes! You can't even be nice for five minutes!
That was when I decided to follow them around and keep saying "I'm killing you!" until they either blocked me or left. I was laughing so hard.
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pfffff XD
What has Rp come to when they just powerplay everyone with no misses :3
Lovely stories guys
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fire: USES THE POWERS OF THE SPIRITS AND BECOMES A GOD HIT NO MISS
Me: .3. That... isn't even....
fire: LANDS ON BACK AND BREAKS SPINE HIT NO MISS
Me: Porky-sama, can you like... get this stupid thing off me.
My friend: Naaaaah this is interesting.
fire: HE KILLED HIT NOMISS BREAKED NECK HIT NO MISS THEN TORE OUT HEAR HIT NO MISS BREAKS NECK
Me: You just killed me like... 5 times. I get it, I'm "dead". You also "broke my neck hit no miss" like... twice...
fire: STFU
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When powerplayers come, I use pure literate logic to drive them away. I'll post one of my recent experiences soon.
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These pokemon groups in Ficho o.e
Just... go and watch sometime, powerplaying galore.
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Aye... I have many of stories.
One day I was on my first character, Evanon. She is blue and has white bat wings :3
Me: -sits on the stone bridge in Flourite-
Random Wolf 1: -walks up to me- Hey there.
Me: Hi.
RW1: -rapes her wildly- you be feeling so good right now babeh!!
Me: -sits there cracking up- yea okay... -pushes him off and walks away-
RW1's Pack: -follows her and rapes her as she walks away-
RW1: Hey back off shes mine!
Me: Um....
RW1: -bites the others wolfs in the leg and kills them all no miss.-
Me: Um...
RW1: Squishes them all and eats their guts.
Me: -facepaw- *walks away*
RW1: I WANNA KNO WAT LUV IS! I WANT U TO EXPRESS IT TO MEH!
Me: o_e *backs away slowly then turns and runs away*
RW1: BUT I NEVER FINISHED RAPIN CHU!!!
Me: *whispers in the real world* thank God.
Me: -runs into the temple of dreams and flies to the very top so that he cannot reach me-
(Oh Jeez it gets sooooo innapropriate here xD I don't even think it is safe to continue... but I will :3)
RW1: Have no fear!!! -chants a spell and his **** gets super long so he can r@pe her from where he is.-
Me: -for the love of frickin fudge!!!- yea, okay... -le block-
Random Whisperer: That guy just said... you don't even wanna know.
Me: Oh tell me please xD more evidence for important people.
RW: He said... he said your suckin his ****
Me: Jeezums -.- -le reports the wolf-
RW: He said: r@pes her no miss.
Me: -switches to local- *saying his name which I forgot* *insertnamehere* logs off no miss!!
-logs off-
I feel like I shouldn't have posted that.... but it took forever to type so -le post-
Another day I sat in the roof of Ficho on Kindle FightDog and I was with my mate. So then her friend comes up... a bit o' dialogue for ya:
Mates' Friend: Holy shiz gurl ur mates with a fightdogs get back heel kill you!
Me: o.e Seriously....
MF: get away from my friend or ill kill you!!
Me: Um Krystal? Would you like to handle this? Or shall I?
MF: THat tears it! -lunges at him and kicked him in the chest knocking him off the roof no miss and pushes him no miss.
Me: Powerplay much?
MF: I POWERPLAY?!! No u pawerplay! Ur a mate with my inncoent friend! You prolly dream about suckin her blud every nite!
Me: Yup... No. Go away please
MF: krystal kill him!
Me: -okay stands up character. You powerplay me? You gt it back- -Bites her spine and throws her 50 miles away-) no miss-
MF: ONG U PWRPLYR! U CANT DO THWT! IM REPORTIN U 4 THAT! YOULL ROO THIS DAY'
Me: -dafuq is roo ...- -kicks her in the face killing her no miss-
MF: UR SUCH A JURK IDK Y KRISTUL LYKES CHU! -SHOVES HIM- DIE EMO SCUM!!''
Me: -okay dafuq...- Okay yes I am such Emo scum... bye bye now! -blocks and leaves to flourite so I shall disappear forever-
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Sorry because I roflmao-ed at the first story ^^;
Wow, I hate it so much when people obviously powerplay hard and when you call them powerplayers they freak out like "ermaghed nu ur powaplayer hurrr".
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Once I was a full-grown dragon, and I went to an Adoption Center. I asked the center if I could play with the pups, and he said yes. So, I obviously PRETENDED that I was going to attack them. [AKA: I crouch down and smirk in a friendly way, creeping forward. I act like I'm about to shoot out fire, but then a mere little flaming pebble lands on the ground in front of me. I laugh in a fake-menacing way. "I will take over the world with my pebbeeel!"] Then some random pup goes like this:
Random Pup: -claws dragons side and makes bleed no block no miss no nothing-
Me: Dude, I'm a full-grown dragon with tough scales. How do tiny wolf claws penetrate scales about the thickness of ur head?
RP: -bites head and rips head off no block no miss no nothing-
Me: Lol I'm still here
RP: -does it again-
Me: This is getting boring...
RP: -cries and does it again-
Adoption Center: Dragon, please leave, you are upsetting our pups.
Me: O:<
Then I left XD
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Sorry because I roflmao-ed at the first story ^^;
Wow, I hate it so much when people obviously powerplay hard and when you call them powerplayers they freak out like "ermaghed nu ur powaplayer hurrr".
xD thanks. I was doing that when it happened! And everyone like, says Evanon will never be loved because she looks unrealistic. I said o.e "Says the guys with a demon wolf who is red and purple ;)"
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This happened and I cracked up.. XDDDD
I was chillin' in Fluorite with my friend one day and.. *sigh*
Me: Looks at the pack of wolves and moans "Nothing but another bunch of dumb wolves.."
Pack Leader: GET OUT OR I'LL RIP OUT YOUR THROAT AND EAT IT!
MF (My friend): "She's a immortal demon.."
PL: IMMORTAL? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE (Don't worry, caps is gonna calm.)
Me: "Oh really?" Smirks and eyes turn into green flames.
PL: -Launches at Garia (Me) and rips out her throat, holding her down- Come pack! We will eat demon tonight!
Me & MF: -Start cracking up.-
Me: (Powerplay, much?)
PL: (Your DEAD and YOUR THE POWERPLAYER, I JUST KILLED YOU)
MF: (Mhm, tell that to serious rpers, your nowhere near serious.)
PL: (STFU ***** I'M REPORTING YOU FOR THAT!)
After that we both followed him saying "Powerplayer!" He then raged and yelled: ADMIN REPORT THESE IDIOTS!, then he got embarrassed, noticing there were no admins, and left :3 -Me and my friend; Pawfist-
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OKAY that's hilarious. I have so many. Lots of the time, I stoop down to their level, going, "U DONT DO THT!!!!!!!!! bits belly ripping importnt flesh", or something of the sort. It's so great. Other times, I just laugh. If you go to Atlantis, there's the godmodders everywhere.
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I wanted to watch some skeleton dog give birth and her mate started summoning tsunamis and fire-tornadoes to kill me. I started doing the same thing because I wasn't in the mood to complain about powerplaying, and he said something along the lines of "Dude, you can't do that, my species is really powerful, you're just a regular wolf" and he claimed to "finish me off" by bringing the end of the world.
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Weed: TEARS OUt thrat
Me: "thrat"?
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All of these are TOO FUNNY XD Imma go lay down I got a headache from laughing too hard XD
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Adoption Center: Dragon, please leave, you are upsetting our pups.
Me: O:<
Then I left XD
xDD I keep cracking up every time I see that!
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Alright so I was a wolf, having a fun time... Creepily stalking a horse just for fun, no reason for killing. It ws a filly... It turned around and said...
Moon F Filly: Stomps on back and kills forever no miss.
Me: Your a filly.
Moon F Filly: And your a dead wolf.
Me: Dude... Its called Powerplaying...
Moon F Filly: What you gonna do about it?
Me: Put on the forum :D
Moon F Filly: |Poof|
xD
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lol, another time I was in Fluorite as a Warrior Cat, and this dog pack was chasing me. So, I [apparently unwittingly, as my Clan leader described it lol] ran back to camp, and this happened:
Pack Leader: *bites all the cats ears off and crushes them no dodge no miss no block no nothing*
Me: (Oh, look, another powerplayer of Fluorite)
Pack Beta: Excuse me? *rips throat out and chuckles*
Me: ?
PB: ~swag~ Yup!))
Me: o_O
PL: Stop it, [insert name here]. We're killed 'em all. Let's leave.
Clan Leader: You powerplayed. We're still alive.
PL: NO! *kills forever NO NOTHING* I guess you can't read >:)
Me: Riiiiggghhhhttt....
PB: They're right, you know. Let's just go, I'm bored.
PL: *destroys the world* IDIOTS! l Poof l
PB: O.O
Me: ???
CL: XDDD
It was so weird...
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Well, actually, we used to have a wolf pack in Fluorite and one day we happen to catch site of some warrior cats coming over to us and saying this:
Moonstar - "THIS IS FOR OUR CLAN ONLY! GET OUT WOLFS BITES NO MISS NO NOTHING KILLS HAHA!
Me - ....well then powerplayer; let's see how you like it! >:D *Kicks all the way across the plains*
Starkit - POWERPLAYER GODMODDER WOLFS!
Then they just poofled. -_-"
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Person: cn i rp with u
Me: Sure.
Person: KILLZ HIT NO MISS BRAKES NECK NO ODGE NO MISS
Me: What was that? I don't speak gibberish.
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Well, I was at Bonfire, and I was Simba M Teen, and I was going down to get a drink, and it turns out it was the "Outlands", and some lionesses came up to me and said:
Her: Get out Simba, this is the outlands!
Me: What? This is Bonfire, we all share!
Her: -bites neck and kills-
Me: 0.o Say what?
I ran, and she chased me all the way to the end of the "Outlands" and where the "Pridelands" begin!
In the next 20 Minutes or two...
I came again, but this time, I was futher away, and I got a drink. AND YET! WHO COMES BACK?
Her: Hey look, it's Simba! Get out!
Me: Why? I'm allowed!
Then another male Lion comes along, and starts cussing at me.
Thats why I dont play FH in Bonfire anymore. :'(
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I was in Bonfire, just relaxing.When suddenly a wild mate begger appered!
F shira sezy- wil u b mi m8 plz mi old m8 lef me i ned u1
Me- I'm a girl.
Shira- i h8 u! B mi m8 r i wil kill u
After I said no, she attacked me. I was like ....I'm not lesbian.
SHE yelled that she didn't know what that was.
She cursed.
And
kept
Ripping
my
freaking
Throught
out.
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My worst Expieriences With Powerplayers Has to be When My charactar Called Taku, Was In Bonfire I was Just chilling And this Little Cub came over and said "Bites Neck, Snapping the collarbone, Bites on his Windpipe, As He dies,- I was like -.- He was tiny And Takus Huge I didn't even Know the guy. My 2th Worst Is I have A friend We did A Lion King Rp, We got In a fight In the rp I pushed Him Off a rock a high one And Then he lay there I went down and finished him two secs later he was alive running at me again.
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So I was in fitcho, on my wolf, sitting on a rock, then this wolf walks up to me and growled at me (he was a fight wolf)
FightWolf: "Go away! " the wolf throws daggers at the wolf making her die, no miss.
Me: O.o wha?
Fightwolf: snaps neck also ripping head off walks away and eats head.
Me: Ummmm........Hi
FightWolf: Walks back over and makes the wolfs body explode.
Me: Wow....To a female :/.......... Imma leave now.
Then I stumbled into him again.... --_-- same thing happend.....!
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I was being a normal Adoption Center Guard, when this happened...
Pup!: Hey why did you tease my friend!
Me (In whisper): I'm sorry, but you got the wrong dawg.
Pup! (In Whisper): I know, I'm just trying to create a bit of drama.
Me (Whisper): Okay
Me: "Yeh, what you gonna do about it!" Says with a evil grin, showing his - Literate post blah blah-
Pup!: "THIS!" Cuts head of and eats it.
Me: {Hey look! Another amusing power player of Bonfire!}
Pup!: AUTO HITTER
Me: -___- What?
Adoption Center: YOUR FIRED
Me: >:0 Why!
Adoption Center: I've been told that you've been Auto hitting!
Me: 1st. I didn't. 2nd. He Powerplayed saying her took my head off and ate it -_-.
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*Sigh* And to think some of these people keep saying they are 16. I'm 14 and I think these are bad... and powerplaying is just... seriously. Today I was simply sitting down at the Cape, and suddenly this idiot comes up to me.
Idiot (Not his real name): *lunges at and bites neck no miss*
Shonra (Me, and not really knowing who he is attacking yet since I'm by like ten other people):
Whoa, why did you do that?
Idiot: *rips out you're guts and breaks your bones*
Shonra: No. Just no. And you should have spelled 'you're' like 'your'...
Idiot: You are powerplaying.
Shonra: I'M the one powerplaying? Funny, I thought you were the one that began to try and kill me.
Idiot: No, you won't die! Your a a**
And I blocked him at that moment. I think he then began to bother some other people.
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Haha! Omg, thats happened to me so many times!
Me: *le walkin around South Pole*
Alpha: GTFO OF MAI TERRITORY!!
Me: Bro, calm down. It's a public map ._.
Alpha: - runs at claws out eyes and breaks your neck killing you, no miss -
Me: ._. I'm not rping... This is a virtual world... I'm not dead.
Other pack members: - RIPS OUT EYES AND CLAWS OPEN CHEST -
Me: ._. - walks away-
It was kinda sad to be honest... Anyways these people make me real mad, so I try to lay down in lonely cave... and control myself.. xD Not to mention the overuse of caps.
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This thing happened when I had an fight with someone in Bonfire o3o
Her = The Powerplayer
Me = Me.
Me: *Just sitting there by the water*
Her: *sneaks up behind evilash*
Me: *Still sitting*
Her: *pounces on evilash no miss*
Me: *Ignores*
Her: *rips her back mane out and laughs in face* hahahahahaha!
Me: My mane is still there :I
Her: *rips lungs out*
Me: Power-playing much?
Her *rips head in half*
Me: Look if you want to role-play, then at least do it properly, not power play.
Her: now no more fighting -.-
So yeah.
That's basically what happened.
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PowerPlay (Lion) -_-
Me: Hi!
Lion cub: "Get off out land!" the lioness bites the brutes neck and pins him down, and rips off flesh.
Me: (Wtf powerplay!)
Lion cub: (No! I didnt powerplay! now lay down your wounded!)
Lion: Bites brutes neck and rips wind pipe out.
Me: -_- look another powerplayer! - pushes lions away -
Lion Cub: AUTO HITTER!!!!!!!
Lion: Come on lets leave this auto hitter!
Lioness: No!, lets kill him! - tackles the brute and rips head off and rips tail off -
Me: O-------------O POWERPLAY!!!!!!!
Lioness: No!
Me: Wtf ok listen you all are stinkin powerplayers!!!!!
------------Then they argued more, and cussed all night long -_- so i left------------
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Lol... this happened once when I was out playing as my char Vaati. Yes, he has the power to control the wind, but since I don't go all: -Shoots wind at and kill ha ur dead- ...It's not really godmodding if you at least let the opponent dodge and counter attack and crap. Well, anyway, this happened the other day:
Me: -Randomly hanging out in Fluorite-
Random Wolf: "hi"
Me: His gaze flicked to the random wolf that had just greeted him. He narrowed his crimson eyes. "Hello. May I help you?" he asked in his snaky, cold voice.
Wolf: "your gay"
Me: He growled as anger started to build within him. The winds that usually accompanied him increased a slight bit. "Excuse me?" he hissed. "I believe you are mistaken. I am not gay."
Wolf: "yea u r ur prple"
Me: He growled threateningly. "Shut up, you insolent fool!" he hissed. "I am not gay, nor am I purple. Now I suggest you walk away and leave me in peace."
Wolf: "ur gay imma kill u"
Me: He rolled his eyes. "Oh really now?" he questioned. "You're going to kill me? I'd like to see you try." He smirked evilly as he stood, winds blowing around him, far fiercer than usual.
Wolf: -bites neck and kills-
Me: ((Wtf...)) He growled and leaped out of the way, countering with a fierce blast of wind, knocking the wolf away from him. He smirked. "Nice try, puppy," he half-purred, half-hissed.
Wolf: I killed u ur ded))
Me: I am still allowed to dodge. You cannot just say -kills- and kill me, that is godmodding.))
Wolf: -runs at vaati and rips his throte opn and pull his guts out and kills him then eats his guts-
Me: Wtf...))
Wolf: ha now ur ded))
Me: ...OKay, I'm not Rping with you.)) -Walks away-
Wolf: imma report u 4 dis u a******!
Me: Mkay. Have fun.))
Lol... I hate idiots like that |D
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Well, this happened on thanks giveing and I was chatting with three friends when this random dude named came up to us and started this conversation
Turkey = *walks over to wolfs her wide eyes glareing as her gobbed of fear(searsull y why are you overhere if your scared?)
Me = hey, look a turkey :0
Friends = lol awsome ( we werrent realy surprised until it started godmoding)
Turkey = her beake grew so huge it coyd ear a house, she ate up the wolves i n one gokbel than her bek became smal again. (You got to be kiddig..)
Friends = wtf chldf your goddmoding...
Me = yes, plus we dident do anything to you 'turkey':-)
Turkey = bares her small teth hiddden insie her beack, he eyes tyrned to fire burnng the wolves eyes no mss
Me = I thoght turkeys where peaceful ):
Friends = turkey its geting annoying and i agreee wih u death(me)
Turkey = WHY U DONT RP ALONGE YOU BIS"s!!!
Me and FRiends = cuz your goddmoding and cusing at us
Turkey = UR GODDMODDING CUZ U DONT ANswer (everthing thing here I her chat is exarally how she pelt everthing)
Minutes later the person had left for bout 30 mins, came back and said :
Turkey = sorry nah bro was okine and essing with 3 wolfs (such poor wrteing)
Me = oh well how di u know it was 3 wolfs?
*turkey becoms silent and leave in bout 10 mins...most wierdist day I exprinced
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Lol... this happened once when I was out playing as my char Vaati. Yes, he has the power to control the wind, but since I don't go all: -Shoots wind at and kill ha ur dead- ...It's not really godmodding if you at least let the opponent dodge and counter attack and crap. Well, anyway, this happened the other day:
Me: -Randomly hanging out in Fluorite-
Random Wolf: "hi"
Me: His gaze flicked to the random wolf that had just greeted him. He narrowed his crimson eyes. "Hello. May I help you?" he asked in his snaky, cold voice.
Wolf: "your gay"
Me: He growled as anger started to build within him. The winds that usually accompanied him increased a slight bit. "Excuse me?" he hissed. "I believe you are mistaken. I am not gay."
Wolf: "yea u r ur prple"
Me: He growled threateningly. "Shut up, you insolent fool!" he hissed. "I am not gay, nor am I purple. Now I suggest you walk away and leave me in peace."
Wolf: "ur gay imma kill u"
Me: He rolled his eyes. "Oh really now?" he questioned. "You're going to kill me? I'd like to see you try." He smirked evilly as he stood, winds blowing around him, far fiercer than usual.
Wolf: -bites neck and kills-
Me: ((Wtf...)) He growled and leaped out of the way, countering with a fierce blast of wind, knocking the wolf away from him. He smirked. "Nice try, puppy," he half-purred, half-hissed.
Wolf: I killed u ur ded))
Me: I am still allowed to dodge. You cannot just say -kills- and kill me, that is godmodding.))
Wolf: -runs at vaati and rips his throte opn and pull his guts out and kills him then eats his guts-
Me: Wtf...))
Wolf: ha now ur ded))
Me: ...OKay, I'm not Rping with you.)) -Walks away-
Wolf: imma report u 4 dis u a******!
Me: Mkay. Have fun.))
Lol... I hate idiots like that |D
Oh boy. ;-; I wonder why some people think they can just insta-kill you and get away with it. O:< And then they bust out the report insult on you. :U
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Lol.. ikr?
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Once upon a time in a land known as flourite the most ridiculous rp I have ever seen taken place was created.
STARRING
me (Duskstripe)
A Griffen (in a rival clan)
A Wolf (in the same rival clan)
And an apprentice called Rubypaw (in the rival clan)
So a clan vs clan has taken place
Me: *jumps towards Rubypaw, attempting to land on her back and claw her*
Rubypaw: *gets out poison claws. Stabs through heart clawing out and immeadiatly infecting. Flame fangs bite into neck and set blood on fire*
Me: ummm isn't that powerplaying?))
Rubypaw: *does special call to pet griffen*
Griffen: *flies down. Stabs Duskstripe thrum back and lets Rubyaw ride. Screeches and sends all surrounding cats flying away. lifts off*
Me: ....... O3O))
Griffen: *flies to magic wolf. Throws down hard from sky to create a craetor in earth*
Wolf: *touches with foot froma dragon and heals. Brings back to life. Then glows green and transforms into a dragon. Sticks claws into Duskstripe stomach and rips out lungs*
By then I logged off and just pondered on what they were thinking
So read and enjoy xD
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I had a pretty good one once. I was RPing in a pack in Flourite once, and everything was going well till this happened:
Me: Tempra sat quietly outside the cave of the den, pondering her thoughts as a soft wind blew through the land.
Pack Member: *Walks up to tempra and stands in front of her* your a traitor! leave now or perish!
Me: "Excuse me?"
PM: *Growls* if u dont leave i will be forced to kill you!!
Me: "Dude, I didn't do anything, i'm not leaving."
PM: *wind starts to swirl around them. trees fly up in the air a swoom torwards tempra, knocking her backwards into the cave.*
Me: ((Dude, you're powerplaying.))
PM: *runs forward and slams paws into tempras chest and neck, breaking her spin and neck and killing her.*
Me: ((This is ridiculous...))
PM: *rips off tempras head as a trophy.*
Me: ((Woww. Powerplay much?))
At which point I logged off. It was actually a literate group and I was friends with the leader, so i'm not quite sure how that guy managed to get into the pack. :/
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Here's my story.
I was just rping in South Pole then this husky pops up and this happens.
Husky: Le shaggy dawg
Me: LOLWUT?
Husky: Yo dawg leave this portal it belongs to my pack yo.
Me: umm,what...also this doesn't belong to anyone,it's free
Husky: Yo you're jagging my swag.
Me: ...
Husky: -Swipes neck off no miss-
Me: -Walks away-
Husky: Yo yo yo son come back here you're ded so i can eat ya dawg.
Me: -Blocks-
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I was role-playing as my horse character in bonfire and these to elk come out of now where and start posting -le jumps onto your back and it kills you instantly- And I'm like. *click click* "Bye Bye" -le block- And then I thought, wait elk cant jump onto my back, I'm 15.3 hands high! There was this other time... there was a group of wolves that where on one of the public maps I made, and they were just chilling. I come into the map and they are posting -bites neck tosses around dies- I was like, "God... what are you trying to do kill me?" so I smacked them, blocked them, and took down my public map download thingy. Godmodding/Powerplaying get annoying really quickly. Same with Auto-hitting. Grr. -le is mad now-
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I was role-playing as my horse character in bonfire and these to elk come out of now where and start posting -le jumps onto your back and it kills you instantly- And I'm like. *click click* "Bye Bye" -le block- And then I thought, wait elk cant jump onto my back, I'm 15.3 hands high! There was this other time... there was a group of wolves that where on one of the public maps I made, and they were just chilling. I come into the map and they are posting -bites neck tosses around dies- I was like, "God... what are you trying to do kill me?" so I smacked them, blocked them, and took down my public map download thingy. Godmodding/Powerplaying get annoying really quickly. Same with Auto-hitting. Grr. -le is mad now-
I guess that's just what happens when you rp as an herbivore in a game filled with carnivores. These godmodders and powerplayers appear to be under the impression that if you are a carnivorous mammal (especially a wolf), you are invincible and can kill anything single-handed (single-pawed?). I can't tell you how many times I've been playing as one of my deer characters and some noobish sparklewolf or warrior cat has tried to insta-kill me.
"Slashes throat with razor-sharp claws. No miss."
"Bites throat, piercing jugular. No miss."
You know, if horses and deer were that easy to kill, I'm pretty sure they would have gone extinct by now.
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Oh, powerplayers! I swear, they're everywhere ;w;
Le scene of recent powerplay
- Powerplayers
Tormentstar
Oakflare
Moonshine
Windshire
Voidpaw
Kitkit
- Sane people
Redstar
Jaycall
Wolftooth
Snowpelt
Talonpaw
Shadepaw [Me]
My clan and I were peacefully roleplaying on L island, when a random cat by the name of Kitkit appears.
Me- The young feline noticed a strange cat nearest the clan camp as she was about to leave and gather herbs. The she-cat glanced back at her friend Talonpaw, motioning her over.
Talonpaw- Talonpaw comes over to Shadepaw, spotting the lone kit as well.
Kitkit- *wails cries sobs* mu leggggg!!!!1!! u hut mu leeeeg!!1!
Talonpaw- What. }}
Me- -Facepalm- }}
Redstar- The russet hued tom lumbered over to where the apprentices stood. "What is the matter? You two look like.." He silenced himself as his eyes settled on the kit. "A lone kit?"
Kitkit- u meanies!!121! u;; wegvet the dae u hut me11!1
Talonpaw- I highly doubt that. We didn't even touch you. }}
Me- Shh Talonpaw. Maybe if we ignore the attention seeker it'll go away. :U }}
Suddenly two cats come running. Once is an apprentice, another a warrior. They stop by the kitkit person.
Voidpaw- How dare u hurt me sis! u well pae!!
Oakflare- yeh! how dare u hur t r kit!! y wold u wan t 2 keel hur?
Redstar- They didn't hurt your clanmember. Chill. }}
Voidpaw- oh yea? tht isnt wat kit told us11
Oakflare- i bet we culd keel u al;!
Voidpaw- yea1
Me- Seriously, guys. We didn't harm your friend. }}
They are silent for a moment, until three more cats appear. By now, my clanmembers Jaycall, Wolftooth and Snowpelt had come over to see what was happening as well.
Tormentstar M- jumps on redstar no miss bites throat no miss no dodge rips throat out no miss no fail no revive.
Snowpelt- Wtf? o.e }}
Oakflare- jumps on talon apprentice no miss sinks claws in2 bac no dodge no miss kills
Snowpelt - The she-cat yowled, knocking her apprentice out of the way of the attack.
Kitkit- omg powerplayers1!!!!1 kell dem guis!! save mu1
Redstar- Us, the powerplayers? That makes me giggle. Come on guys, just ignore them. :) }}
Moonshine- claws glow brightly as eyes turn white while starclan gives me powers yowls jumps on shadepaw sinks claws into tiny cat rips out eyes shreds ears rips off tale breaks spin breaks leg breaks skull snaps neck no miss no dodge no revive no live then jumps on2 jaycall rips out thraote blinds with starclan powerz slams in2 ground stomps into mush no miss no dodge kills then jumps on snowpelt savin tormentsrar rips out her spin shaterz skull no miss no dodge kills jumps on wolftooth claws belly rips open stomch pulls out hert crushes kills no miss no dodge kills kills kills.
Kitkit- go moonshine11! show thm how b stongr!
Oakflare- yeh! go moonhine!
Windshine- aids moonshine summonin wind to rip cats to nothing no miss kills no dodge
Voidpaw- yes! my sis is safe!1!
My clan- .. -leblocks-
Talonpaw- Lets do that again some time. :)
Needless to say, that was our topic of discussion in OOC all day LOL
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Once I was hanging out in a public map called "The Islands" or something as a phoenix. I was soaring over the sky and was about to land at a spot where a wolf was. I was just going to say hi, since I didn't feel like rping. But the wolf had a different idea.
Wolf: AGH A DEMON *splishes water on*
Me: Yay! I'm wet!
Wolf: U SHOULD DAI THAT WAAS HOOLY WATEr
Me: Don't you mean "water"? Not "WATEr"?
Wolf: Idiot it was a typo
Me: Can caps rage be typos...?
Wolf: SHUT UP U RULE-FOLLOWA *bashes head*
Me: But I'm a phoenix. I'm...kinda immortal...and I dun wanna rp right now. Wanna just play a game or chat?
Wolf: Ok. Let's play a game of
.....*waits for like five minutes*.....
Me: You there?
Wolf: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS
Me: O_O
Wolf: SPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPam
Me: Nah. Rather not. Baiz
Wolf: DEMON DEMON DEMON DEMON DEMO DENMON DEMON DEMON DEMON DEMON DEMON DEMOND EMND DDEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
Me: That's great. I see you excel at spelling.
Wolf: MOTHER f*****
Me: Okay...that's not okay...BAI *logs off*
Yea.
EDIT: Moonshine- claws glow brightly as eyes turn white while starclan gives me powers yowls jumps on shadepaw sinks claws into tiny cat rips out eyes shreds ears rips off tale breaks spin breaks leg breaks skull snaps neck no miss no dodge no revive no live then jumps on2 jaycall rips out thraote blinds with starclan powerz slams in2 ground stomps into mush no miss no dodge kills then jumps on snowpelt savin tormentsrar rips out her spin shaterz skull no miss no dodge kills jumps on wolftooth claws belly rips open stomch pulls out hert crushes kills no miss no dodge kills kills kills.
^ That's hilarious. Total NONSENSE XD
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NOTE: This is all from memory. If you were involved and this is not how it went, please tell me.
Once, I was RPing in Fluorite Plains as my warrior cat, Wildblaze. Two kits, Leopardkit and Tinykit (I think that was the other kit's name, I only remember Leopardkit because of what happened soon after), were "fighting". Actually, Leopardkit was throwing Tinykit off a hill.
Tinykit: *whimpers in fear*
Leopardkit: Leopardkit grabbed Tinykit and threw the kit off the hill.
Tinykit: *hits ground and mews in pain*
Wildblaze (me): The ginger longhair approached the two kits and stuttered, "W-what are you two d-doing?" (Note: Wildblaze has a disorder that makes her stutter when she speaks)
Leopardkit: Leopardkit sprang at Tinykit, aiming for the eyes with claws unsheathed.
Tinykit: *yowls, is blinded by Leopardkit's attack, blood dripping from eyes*
Wildblaze: The she-cat pushed the kits apart and gasped, "Leopardkit! W-what are you d-doing!?"
(Here's where Leopardkit's godmod powers activate)
Leopardkit: Leopardkit clawed at Wildblaze's nose, drawing blood.
Wildblaze: "S-stop!" She pinned the kit down with her paw.
Leopardkit: Leopardkit gained super-strength from Starclan and tossed Wildblaze away.
Wildblaze: O.o))
Pharaohstar: *walks over* What's going on here?
Wildblaze: Pharaoh, he have a powerplayer))
Leopardkit: I AM NOT A POWERPLAYER
Wildblaze: Who would Starclan give power to a kit that was trying to kill another kit?))
Leopardkit: MAYBE IT WAS THE DARK FOREST KITTIES I DUNNO
Wildblaze: Dark forest kitties? lolwut))
Leopardkit: "If I'm not allowed to do what I want, I quit!" With that, the kit ran away.
Pharaohstar: Wildblaze, go get him.
Wildblaze: "O-okay." The ginger cat chased after the runaway kit.
Then, basically, I spent about half an hour chasing Leopardkit all over Fluorite. I lost track of him somewhere on the L island in the northwest, but only because I was tired from pressing the equip button like crazy. And not only that, but it was getting VERY dark because of my Realistic night and Day mod, so even with nametags I wouldn't be able to find him if he stayed hidden among the floofs.
Now, in-RP, 6 moons passed and stuff and I was still lost on that island, my clan having never heard from me since that day except in OOC chat. Then I saw Leopardkit again, but now he was LeopardPAW, and he was a member of Bloodclan, and the Twolegs had given him metal claws (they were technically cybernetics, but how could a cat understand that?). And the VERY FIRST THING HE DID was powerplay at me.
Wildblaze: The lost warrior saw a familiar cat walking in her direction. She froze when she recognized him as the kit who she still had yet to bring back to camp, except now older.
Leopardpaw: "Wildblaze! It's been a while! As you can see, I joined Bloodclan, became an apprentice, and the Twolegs gave me these!" He flexed his metal claws. He then leaped at Wildblaze, knocking her over and ripping her chest.
Wildblaze: Wildblaze yowled in pain and tried to shove the bloodthirsty apprentice off.
It was at this point that a random horse appeared. Don't remember her name, though.
Horse: O.o))
Wildblaze: Yes, an apprentice is killing a warrior. Deal with it BI))
Leopardpaw: The apprentice sank his fangs into Wildblaze's throat and continued ripping up her chest.
Horse: o.O))
Wildblaze: Nothing to see here, horse. Move along.))
The horse ran off while Leopardpaw continued to powerplay all over me. I decided to keep trying to literately get away from him. BUT...then the horse came back with a whole clan of cats. Insanity followed.
Other clan's leader (OCL) (don't remember his/her name): What's going on here?
Wildblaze: The worst case of powerplaying ever BI))
OCL: Well, this horse told me an apprentice was killing a warrior.
Leopardpaw: The Bloodclan apprentice saw that Wildblaze was still breathing, so he ripped her throat again and tore open her stomach.
Wildblaze: That's EXACTLY what's happening BI))
The other clan and the horse just stared at us, then left. I'm not going into detail about what happens next because it's too gruesome, but the end result was Leopardpaw soaked in blood and poor Wildblaze missing a LOT of fur and flesh and stuff. And it all just got worse, until...
Tsunami: *grabs everybody on the coast and takes them out to sea no miss*
Leopardpaw: *dodges*
Well...at least that was over. The tsunami was pretty random though lol
I was eventually randomly saved by another clan (though Wildblaze was permanently muted by the throat wound), but all the events afterwards are unimportant because every time I encountered Leopardpaw after that (though he is a warrior named Leopardheart now), no powerplaying happened. But ****, did that little adventure effect all the clans in the plains.
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NOTE: This is all from memory. If you were involved and this is not how it went, please tell me.
Once, I was RPing in Fluorite Plains as my warrior cat, Wildblaze. Two kits, Leopardkit and Tinykit (I think that was the other kit's name, I only remember Leopardkit because of what happened soon after), were "fighting". Actually, Leopardkit was throwing Tinykit off a hill.
Tinykit: *whimpers in fear*
Leopardkit: Leopardkit grabbed Tinykit and threw the kit off the hill.
Tinykit: *hits ground and mews in pain*
Wildblaze (me): The ginger longhair approached the two kits and stuttered, "W-what are you two d-doing?" (Note: Wildblaze has a disorder that makes her stutter when she speaks)
Leopardkit: Leopardkit sprang at Tinykit, aiming for the eyes with claws unsheathed.
Tinykit: *yowls, is blinded by Leopardkit's attack, blood dripping from eyes*
Wildblaze: The she-cat pushed the kits apart and gasped, "Leopardkit! W-what are you d-doing!?"
(Here's where Leopardkit's godmod powers activate)
Leopardkit: Leopardkit clawed at Wildblaze's nose, drawing blood.
Wildblaze: "S-stop!" She pinned the kit down with her paw.
Leopardkit: Leopardkit gained super-strength from Starclan and tossed Wildblaze away.
Wildblaze: O.o))
Pharaohstar: *walks over* What's going on here?
Wildblaze: Pharaoh, he have a powerplayer))
Leopardkit: I AM NOT A POWERPLAYER
Wildblaze: Who would Starclan give power to a kit that was trying to kill another kit?))
Leopardkit: MAYBE IT WAS THE DARK FOREST KITTIES I DUNNO
Wildblaze: Dark forest kitties? lolwut))
Leopardkit: "If I'm not allowed to do what I want, I quit!" With that, the kit ran away.
Pharaohstar: Wildblaze, go get him.
Wildblaze: "O-okay." The ginger cat chased after the runaway kit.
I remember that roleplay day, cuz of course I played the roll of PharaohStar. You can bet your whiskers I gave that LeopardKit a very stern talking to... and I even shook my clawed finger at him.
I got a story... a very amusing story. I was sitting on a rock alone as a lonesome fox, when all of the sudden some random rogue cat came up to me and started harrassing me. He started map claiming and powerplaying, and it went a little something like this...
Rogue cat: "Get OFF tis rock! THis is MY territory!"
Me: -Looks at the cat- "No it isn't. I was here way before you ever showed up. Besides, you're a rogue cat. Rogue cat's don't have a territory" T^T
Rogue cat: "GET OUT OF MY TERITORY OR I WILL KILL YOU!!!!"
Me: -Sticks nose in the air and ignores the cat-
Rogue cat: -jumps on the fox claws eyes out!! rips out throaut and killlls her NO MISS!!-
At this point I wanted to block this guy, but I had a better idea to play along with this mad cat's game. >:D
Me: -Dies and comes back as a ghost- "Wooohooohooh. Now that you killed me, I'm a ghoooost now Ooooohh"
Rogue cat: O_o
Me: "Since I was murdered here I will forever haunt this place... and this rock. Whooooooh!"
Rogue cat: -Attacks the ghost fox and claws her eyes out-
Me: You can't kill me again or even touch me, I'm already dead. Im a ghost, remember? You'll just go right through me))
Rogue cat: POWERPLAYER!!! >:O
Me: Says the one who insta-killed me. Now either leave me alone, or I will haunt you even more))
After that he pretty much had a big fit and left. I was lmao so much XD
Btw all the "Woooohoohoooo" things I said were supposed to be the sound of ghost moans
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I love this thread.You know why?Just because I made some powerplayers look bad,no one,I repeat,no one,ever powerplayed me again.Look at this example.
Fluorite----
ThunderKit-Thunder got energy from the claws,and its fangs began shinong with electr1city.Starclan gave him power from the skies.
-and here I appear-
Dragonite(I was on my fursona):Hey,watchyadoin'?Powerplayin'?
Thunderkit:Thunder noticed the big oramge dragon and charged forward,spikes rippping off his throath.
Dragonite:Niiiice :D!Now I got more stories for the forums.
Thunderkit:Wa1t.U R Drgonite?Frum the furoms?
Dragonite:Yes indeed my good fella.
ThunderKit:U LYING!-RIPS EYES OFF-
Dragonite:Ok,think I am lying,if you want.I can put you on the forums and gazillions of people will look at you and laugh,pointing out how an idiotic powerplayer you are.Go ahead,powerplay some more.
He didn't.So,because he didn't,I didn't put his real name here.But poor me,now everyone stops powerplaying when I'm around.Actually...I begin to miss those guys.They were annoying,but...At least they give us something to laugh about,you know?At least...They give us something to...Talk about...
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Ever seen a a herd of horses take on a female hippo? Here, let me show you:
Hippo: bites down on skull killing instantly
The horses seemed quite nice and non-powerplayerfull at first, but then...
Horse 1: stamps on hippos spine
Horse 2: tramples all over
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Basically that repeated for a while, a bunch of people, including me, said to block the hippo, yet so they listen? No. :P
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Ever seen a a herd of horses take on a female hippo? Here, let me show you:
Hippo: bites down on skull killing instantly
The horses seemed quite nice and non-powerplayerfull at first, but then...
Horse 1: stamps on hippos spine
Horse 2: tramples all over
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Basically that repeated for a while, a bunch of people, including me, said to block the hippo, yet so they listen? No. :P
Not the first time I've seen horses take on a powerplaying animal that in reality, would kill them.
Dragon f: sits and watches water
Horse 01: tramples the dragon hit no miss
Dragon f: wtf r u doing
Horse 02: BREAKS NECK
Horse 01: bites flesh and eats it "u stupid dragon" he sayed
Dragon f: GO AWAY I HAT U. *breths fire hit no miss*
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NOTE: This is all from memory. If you were involved and this is not how it went, please tell me.
Once, I was RPing in Fluorite Plains as my warrior cat, Wildblaze. Two kits, Leopardkit and Tinykit (I think that was the other kit's name, I only remember Leopardkit because of what happened soon after), were "fighting". Actually, Leopardkit was throwing Tinykit off a hill.
Tinykit: *whimpers in fear*
Leopardkit: Leopardkit grabbed Tinykit and threw the kit off the hill.
Tinykit: *hits ground and mews in pain*
Wildblaze (me): The ginger longhair approached the two kits and stuttered, "W-what are you two d-doing?" (Note: Wildblaze has a disorder that makes her stutter when she speaks)
Leopardkit: Leopardkit sprang at Tinykit, aiming for the eyes with claws unsheathed.
Tinykit: *yowls, is blinded by Leopardkit's attack, blood dripping from eyes*
Wildblaze: The she-cat pushed the kits apart and gasped, "Leopardkit! W-what are you d-doing!?"
(Here's where Leopardkit's godmod powers activate)
Leopardkit: Leopardkit clawed at Wildblaze's nose, drawing blood.
Wildblaze: "S-stop!" She pinned the kit down with her paw.
Leopardkit: Leopardkit gained super-strength from Starclan and tossed Wildblaze away.
Wildblaze: O.o))
Pharaohstar: *walks over* What's going on here?
Wildblaze: Pharaoh, he have a powerplayer))
Leopardkit: I AM NOT A POWERPLAYER
Wildblaze: Who would Starclan give power to a kit that was trying to kill another kit?))
Leopardkit: MAYBE IT WAS THE DARK FOREST KITTIES I DUNNO
Wildblaze: Dark forest kitties? lolwut))
Leopardkit: "If I'm not allowed to do what I want, I quit!" With that, the kit ran away.
Pharaohstar: Wildblaze, go get him.
Wildblaze: "O-okay." The ginger cat chased after the runaway kit.
Then, basically, I spent about half an hour chasing Leopardkit all over Fluorite. I lost track of him somewhere on the L island in the northwest, but only because I was tired from pressing the equip button like crazy. And not only that, but it was getting VERY dark because of my Realistic night and Day mod, so even with nametags I wouldn't be able to find him if he stayed hidden among the floofs.
Now, in-RP, 6 moons passed and stuff and I was still lost on that island, my clan having never heard from me since that day except in OOC chat. Then I saw Leopardkit again, but now he was LeopardPAW, and he was a member of Bloodclan, and the Twolegs had given him metal claws (they were technically cybernetics, but how could a cat understand that?). And the VERY FIRST THING HE DID was powerplay at me.
Wildblaze: The lost warrior saw a familiar cat walking in her direction. She froze when she recognized him as the kit who she still had yet to bring back to camp, except now older.
Leopardpaw: "Wildblaze! It's been a while! As you can see, I joined Bloodclan, became an apprentice, and the Twolegs gave me these!" He flexed his metal claws. He then leaped at Wildblaze, knocking her over and ripping her chest.
Wildblaze: Wildblaze yowled in pain and tried to shove the bloodthirsty apprentice off.
It was at this point that a random horse appeared. Don't remember her name, though.
Horse: O.o))
Wildblaze: Yes, an apprentice is killing a warrior. Deal with it BI))
Leopardpaw: The apprentice sank his fangs into Wildblaze's throat and continued ripping up her chest.
Horse: o.O))
Wildblaze: Nothing to see here, horse. Move along.))
The horse ran off while Leopardpaw continued to powerplay all over me. I decided to keep trying to literately get away from him. BUT...then the horse came back with a whole clan of cats. Insanity followed.
Other clan's leader (OCL) (don't remember his/her name): What's going on here?
Wildblaze: The worst case of powerplaying ever BI))
OCL: Well, this horse told me an apprentice was killing a warrior.
Leopardpaw: The Bloodclan apprentice saw that Wildblaze was still breathing, so he ripped her throat again and tore open her stomach.
Wildblaze: That's EXACTLY what's happening BI))
The other clan and the horse just stared at us, then left. I'm not going into detail about what happens next because it's too gruesome, but the end result was Leopardpaw soaked in blood and poor Wildblaze missing a LOT of fur and flesh and stuff. And it all just got worse, until...
Tsunami: *grabs everybody on the coast and takes them out to sea no miss*
Leopardpaw: *dodges*
Well...at least that was over. The tsunami was pretty random though lol
I was eventually randomly saved by another clan (though Wildblaze was permanently muted by the throat wound), but all the events afterwards are unimportant because every time I encountered Leopardpaw after that (though he is a warrior named Leopardheart now), no powerplaying happened. But ****, did that little adventure effect all the clans in the plains.
Christ man. Best story ever. XD Mother nature is best character.
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Once I was running around South Pole as my wolf dog character, and this wolf Named Eive walks up to me and goes,
"Hi"
Me: "Hello"
Eive: "Bye
So, I run around the map looking for my group and I run along Eive again. She goes:
"YOU TRIED TO KILL ME! YOU AND MY MATE TRIED TO KILL ME."
Me: "When did this happen?"
Eive: "YOU AND GABE TRIED TO KILL ME! NOW YOU WILL DIE!"
Me: Have fun with that...
Eive: -Rips out neck and blood flies everywhere-
Me: Mmm ketchup!
Eive: "DIE!" -Kills and then you go to hell as satan keeps killing you- "SEND A POSTCARD!"
Me: -Sends Postcard that has a picture of me in a flowery shirt on- "HI! I LOV EIT HERE!"
Eive: -Kills everyone in the map and shouts- "THIS IS FOR YOU GABE!"
Me: Gabe do you know her?
Gabe (FINALLY!): I know her..but who the heck are you?
Me: Long story, Eive is pshyco.
Eive: SAY IT TO MY FACE! YOUR DEAD!
And then the map crashed.
~THE END~
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...And then the map crashed.
~THE END~
I guess Eive (seriously, what kind of a weird name is that?) really does have some kind of power. She says that she killed everybody on the map, and the map crashes. Hmmmmm...
I think her problem was that she was acting 'in-character', but instead of putting up a disclaimer or letting you make a decision as to whether or not you wanted to play her game, she just went right ahead and went 'generic psycho demon wolf' on you.
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Alright, here's a short story for you:
Me: *Walking around as a cat named Willowsong*
Rat: GRR GET AWAY
Me: It's a public map, and I never said anything to you.
-Bunny comes up from behind
Bunny: -kills with adorableness no miss-
Rat: -grabs sword and slices kitty in half no miss-
Me: You know I'm still alive, right?
Rat: powerplyr!
Bunny: ur a godmodur u know ur not dieing!
Me: Let's weigh the chances. A bunny, about 3/8 inches long, or a rat, 2/4 inches long, against a 26 inch cat? Good luck!
After that, thankfully, they left me alone. =-=
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Haha, such funny stories :P. Mine, is probably, the funniest thing, I have ever heard. My character (Inyuaris) was with this random warrior cat, and she looked lonely, so I RP'ed with her. (I'm just gonna call the cat "cat" xD.)
Inyuaris: Inyuaris padded up to the small feline, and sat beside it. He stared down for a minute, then gently, with his calm voice said hello.
Cat: dont cum n3ar me, big woffy (wolfy)
Inyuaris: ?
Cat: MY PARENTS DIED! (Alot of people say that -.-;;)
Inyuaris: He said calmly, trying not to make the cat run off with his big appearance, "I'm very sorry for your loss..." He said as he pawed the ground.
Cat: *ey3s turn red, then pops out huge claws and rips his skin off*
Inyuaris (trying to get along with the PP): Ouch! *He fell against the wall* (seriously?o.o)
Cat: g3ts 0ntop of the wolf and rips eyeballs out then kicks into river.
You see this? I cannot see how a tiny kitten can rip out a wolf's (unusually large of his species) eyeballs out. And kick him into a river? I would say Inyuaris weighs about 70-80 pounds, I would say? Haha. It cracks me up when I think of this time in the wonderful (not really) Ficho. (Including the spamming + caps fighting dogs T^T.) Mostly when I go around, people will back off (no joke) from me, because I'm really large o3o. I can remember it like it was 2 days ag- Oh yeah, it was two days ago. c:
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Dragon: sleeps peacefully
Horse 1: tramples the dragon to death hit no miss
Horse 2: winnes
Dragon: WTF R U DOING. breaths fire
Horse 2: bites thje dragon ripping off flesh and bone
Horse 1: ur dead dragon
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Today, I was sitting out in Bonfire Island and watching a horse herd RP. Suddenly, along comes a little red fox that wants to take down one of these horses as her prey. So she starts stalking them, trying to pick out which ones to take down. She starts making attack moves that a full grown lion would do when taking down a zebra. She started saying things like -jumps on the horse and cuts her neck-, -claws at the filly-, etc. etc. If this person playing the fox was trying to be realistic, then they get an "F" for FAIL!
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So, lately I have been rping as my own TLK characters lately. (but dang, where have the literates gone?) I was on my character Ghinjo, and joined a pridelander/outlander fight,
Me: She out leashed her claws and the hair on her back stood up. She store at Simba, then began to lean in close lifting a paw up to claw his face.
Simbas cub, which for private reason i'll name cub: -bites Ghinjos neck making a bone break-
Me: Powerplaying much? I'm way higher up than you, you couldn't grab my neck and make it break.))
Me: *walks off*
Cub: YAY ONE LESS F***** OUTSIDER TO WORRY ABOUT!
Me: Woah cool the caps
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So I was just
Chillin and this tiny little pup walked up to me (Ill just say pup)
Me: Sup oDo
Pup: Umm my mommy dosent let me talk to strangers...
Me: Im not a stranger.... :3
Mother: OMG! SWEETHEART WHAT DID I TELL YOU
Father: Get away! -Rips other wolfs head open and ripes all legs off, Every thing rips off-
Me: -.-!!! Whaaaa?
Mother: Come on
Father: Yeah
-all walk away-
Me: Hmm.... -Walks to friend, Tells story XD-
And there was a another one.....
Me:"Daddy, Will anyone kill me?" The pup hides
Father: "No son, I promise."
Really freaky linx comes: Growls licks chomps
Me: -Runs and hides were the linx cant find me-
Father: Tackles the animal and bites neck, Growls
Linx: Runs after the pup and bites head making it come off
Me: (Dude my father tackled you and bit your neck)
Father: (Powerplay)
Linx: No, He didnt!!! Kills pup
-We both ignore-
Me: Hia :D
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"keeps u down n snapes neck no miss u die" Enough. Said.
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One time me and a friend of mine did an experiment on the bonfire horses, my literate friend was pretending to be a illiterate cub and I attacked him as a demon lion-wolf hybred (*Totally not possible and very unreasonable, but part of the experiment*). Out of NOWHERE 7 horses came to /save/ the cub. It was hillarious.
Another time I was playing as a tigress, I was in a very in-depth and realistic rp with a group of felines and decided to go on a solo hunt, leaving my cubs with the group in ficho. I traveled to bonfire and began to hunt around for a horse. After careful observation, I singled one out that had been rping as an injured horse. I began to stalk it, in great detail
<Heather(ME)> I began to stalk closer to the light dappled mare, the scent of infection wreaked from her injured leg. After a few minutes of laying silent, I moved slightly closer, not enough to draw very much attention. My eyes locked on the mare as I decided a point from which I would target.
<mare> whine from injured foot
<Heather> After a brief moment of contempation, I moved slightly closer to the mare, its obvious injury made it a target for other preditors so I should probably move swiftly before more attention than needed is drawn from other carnivores.
<mare> grazes
<Heather> I sprang through the grass twords the mare, streaking past the other horses nearby for a swift and easy kill. I took a long stride and leapt harshly onto the mare's side, sinking my dewclaws into her flank and clinging.
<mare> rears and kicks head in with powerful feet, "Orion save me!" (*a stallion*)
<Heather> ((They're called whooves and I'm not really in a position of which your whooves can come in contact with my head... plus your leg is injured o.o)) I hissed and reared my head at the motion of the horse benith me bucking, but I was prepared for it. My other claws sank in deeper as I held on to her back, slowly moving to her head and neck area. I tensed my muscles and prepaired to heave myself onto the mare fully
<Orion Stallion> Rears at the tiger and snorts, then turns and smashes the tiger
<Heather> ((Again, this is not very realstic. If you hadn't paid attention, I am on her back and therefore you would be smashing the mare aswell as me))
<Orion Stalion> ((Fine ignore that then)) Turns and kicks the tiger, trying to get it off his mate's back
<mare> "orion save me I'm pregnaunt I can't die like this omfg get it off!" bucks
<Heather> My back legs went flying off the mares side, carving groves into its pelt where my back claws dragged across its hide. I began to go into a panic mode, thrashing at both the mare and the stallion in an attempts to run away (*Trying to be somewhat realistic*)
<Orion Stallion> Eyes turn red as my hoofs melt into hot lava. He kicks the tiger hard off the mare and stomps on her side, crushing her insides
<Mare2> Helps Orion and bites the tiger's tail off
<Mare3> kicks the tigers ribs and snaps her in half
<Heather> ((I have dewclaws in... its very hard to get me off)) My eyes widened in fear as the mass of horses began to surround her. She desperatly tried to leap off the injured mare. One paw tore off the mare's pelt, but the other remained in the horses flank hooked in by the duclaw. She continued to be flung around by the horses, now only supported by three paws.
<Orion Stallion> His hooves melted into lava and his teeth became razor sharp like knives then he tore the tiger off the mare and began to ravenge its legs painfully, "I am a demon horse! Satans creates me!" (*So illiterate*)
<Heather> ((Wth??? Your powerplaying beyond belief right now! I just want to feed my cubs!))
<Random Human> Sees the comotion and pulls out gun and shoots the tiger, "Its ok horses its dead"
<mare> Nussles the human and follows ((What a pper..))
<Orion Stallion> ((Yea no kdding. It didn't know how to rp right))
<Heather> My eyes widened as the bullet lodged into my shoulder, a roar of pain escaped my throat as the blood began to flow from the wound profusly. My eyes began to blur, my paws shaking uncontrollably. I fell to my feet and began to cough and wheeze.
*The horses leave my body there and follow the human, mate and ignore me just laying they're, rping my agony as the bullet didn't kill me*
<Random Dog> The canine stared at at fallen warrior with admiration, she blinked calmly and sat by the tiger, "You ok?"
<Heather> I parted her eyes weakly, noticing the sympathetic dog before her, "I..." she coughed once more, "I just wanted to feed my cubs..." my eyes began to fade into black, but I forced myself to stay awake
<Random Dog> ((Omg! What are they're names I'll take care of them!))
<Heather> ((*le lists they're names*))
<Random Dogs> ((Who did this to you???))
<Heather> ((The horses)) I coughed once more and forced myself upwards and limped weakly to the stallion, wanting everything to be over, she stood before his feet.
<Orion Stallion> His face cringed as his eyes began to turn red, "Ur dead!" he huffed
<Heather> "Kill me. I dare you" I hissed at him, the blood spattering with every spitefull breath
<Random Dog> NOOOOO!!!!!
<mare2> Snorts at the cat and rears and stomps its head in and kills it ((no miss or doge your dead now))
<Random Dog> OMG YOU MONSTERS! WHAT DID YOU DO! (*cue endless rage coment*)
<mare> She attacked me we killed her
<Random Dog> YEAH BUT SHE ACTULY MATTERED! SHE HAD CUBS TO FEED! YOU DON'T MATTER AS MUCH AS SHE DID NOW HER CUBS ARE GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF YOU!
And this went on for like another two hours. I'm suprised they didn't block eachother XD. I ended up leaving but not after getting danced on, eaten by the demonic horses, shot 4 times and pee'd on. LOL God mode, much?
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Another time I was playing as a tigress, I was in a very in-depth and realistic rp with a group of felines and decided to go on a solo hunt, leaving my cubs with the group in ficho. I traveled to bonfire and began to hunt around for a horse. After careful observation, I singled one out that had been rping as an injured horse. I began to stalk it, in great detail
<Heather(ME)> I began to stalk closer to the light dappled mare, the scent of infection wreaked from her injured leg. After a few minutes of laying silent, I moved slightly closer, not enough to draw very much attention. My eyes locked on the mare as I decided a point from which I would target.
<mare> whine from injured foot
<Heather> After a brief moment of contempation, I moved slightly closer to the mare, its obvious injury made it a target for other preditors so I should probably move swiftly before more attention than needed is drawn from other carnivores.
<mare> grazes
<Heather> I sprang through the grass twords the mare, streaking past the other horses nearby for a swift and easy kill. I took a long stride and leapt harshly onto the mare's side, sinking my dewclaws into her flank and clinging.
<mare> rears and kicks head in with powerful feet, "Orion save me!" (*a stallion*)
<Heather> ((They're called whooves and I'm not really in a position of which your whooves can come in contact with my head... plus your leg is injured o.o)) I hissed and reared my head at the motion of the horse benith me bucking, but I was prepared for it. My other claws sank in deeper as I held on to her back, slowly moving to her head and neck area. I tensed my muscles and prepaired to heave myself onto the mare fully
<Orion Stallion> Rears at the tiger and snorts, then turns and smashes the tiger
<Heather> ((Again, this is not very realstic. If you hadn't paid attention, I am on her back and therefore you would be smashing the mare aswell as me))
<Orion Stalion> ((Fine ignore that then)) Turns and kicks the tiger, trying to get it off his mate's back
<mare> "orion save me I'm pregnaunt I can't die like this omfg get it off!" bucks
<Heather> My back legs went flying off the mares side, carving groves into its pelt where my back claws dragged across its hide. I began to go into a panic mode, thrashing at both the mare and the stallion in an attempts to run away (*Trying to be somewhat realistic*)
<Orion Stallion> Eyes turn red as my hoofs melt into hot lava. He kicks the tiger hard off the mare and stomps on her side, crushing her insides
<Mare2> Helps Orion and bites the tiger's tail off
<Mare3> kicks the tigers ribs and snaps her in half
<Heather> ((I have dewclaws in... its very hard to get me off)) My eyes widened in fear as the mass of horses began to surround her. She desperatly tried to leap off the injured mare. One paw tore off the mare's pelt, but the other remained in the horses flank hooked in by the duclaw. She continued to be flung around by the horses, now only supported by three paws.
<Orion Stallion> His hooves melted into lava and his teeth became razor sharp like knives then he tore the tiger off the mare and began to ravenge its legs painfully, "I am a demon horse! Satans creates me!" (*So illiterate*)
<Heather> ((Wth??? Your powerplaying beyond belief right now! I just want to feed my cubs!))
<Random Human> Sees the comotion and pulls out gun and shoots the tiger, "Its ok horses its dead"
<mare> Nussles the human and follows ((What a pper..))
<Orion Stallion> ((Yea no kdding. It didn't know how to rp right))
<Heather> My eyes widened as the bullet lodged into my shoulder, a roar of pain escaped my throat as the blood began to flow from the wound profusly. My eyes began to blur, my paws shaking uncontrollably. I fell to my feet and began to cough and wheeze.
*The horses leave my body there and follow the human, mate and ignore me just laying they're, rping my agony as the bullet didn't kill me*
Wow. And the horse rpers wonder why nobody takes them seriously. Now, if you had been rping as a lone wolf or a stray dog, that would be one thing. Horses tend to kick canine butt, especially in a one-on-one fight. But you were rping as a tiger, and if lone tigers can kill crocodiles on a regular basis, they can certainly kill horses. But then of course they went psycho-random-demon-horse on you, and that random human shot you, so all semblance of realism went completely out the window.
Though I must say, you were definitely being the bigger person by 'playing along'. Whenever powerplayers try to pull stuff like that on my characters, I usually ignore them (though sometimes I play along, just to see how ridiculous things get).
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Quick little story I thought I might share. Happened a little while ago. Not the exact words, but yeah.
Me: *pretending to be afk/brb near a coyote pack*
FruitBat: *walks up* -growls at the coyotes- *twice the size of them(lol... what?)*
Coyote: -notices the large animal and turns to face it-
FruitBat: "GRRR" -gets ready to fight-
Coyote: "You shouldn't do that, if I were you." -crunches down in a fighting position-
FruitBat: -leaps at the coyote-
Coyote: -flash steps behind the animal and knocks it to the ground slamming it's paw onto its head- (Seemed to be going al Bleach on the poor guy)
FruitBat: *Stands there motionless and doesn't reply*
Coyote: -Slowly extends razor sharp claws and digs into its skin piercing through it's skull and continues to it's brain-
Coyote: -jabs it's brain and picks it up and places it next to her friend- "Here, got you a snack."
FruitBat: *Runs away*
Me: *Laughing my guts out thinking to myself* ~LOL they went all Bleach on them~
*Then a Puma appears out of no where* But thats another story for a different day. Maybe I'll tell you guys later.
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Plz do tell the Puma story i would love to hear this!
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Another time I was playing as a tigress, I was in a very in-depth and realistic rp with a group of felines and decided to go on a solo hunt, leaving my cubs with the group in ficho. I traveled to bonfire and began to hunt around for a horse. After careful observation, I singled one out that had been rping as an injured horse. I began to stalk it, in great detail
<Heather(ME)> I began to stalk closer to the light dappled mare, the scent of infection wreaked from her injured leg. After a few minutes of laying silent, I moved slightly closer, not enough to draw very much attention. My eyes locked on the mare as I decided a point from which I would target.
<mare> whine from injured foot
<Heather> After a brief moment of contempation, I moved slightly closer to the mare, its obvious injury made it a target for other preditors so I should probably move swiftly before more attention than needed is drawn from other carnivores.
<mare> grazes
<Heather> I sprang through the grass twords the mare, streaking past the other horses nearby for a swift and easy kill. I took a long stride and leapt harshly onto the mare's side, sinking my dewclaws into her flank and clinging.
<mare> rears and kicks head in with powerful feet, "Orion save me!" (*a stallion*)
<Heather> ((They're called whooves and I'm not really in a position of which your whooves can come in contact with my head... plus your leg is injured o.o)) I hissed and reared my head at the motion of the horse benith me bucking, but I was prepared for it. My other claws sank in deeper as I held on to her back, slowly moving to her head and neck area. I tensed my muscles and prepaired to heave myself onto the mare fully
<Orion Stallion> Rears at the tiger and snorts, then turns and smashes the tiger
<Heather> ((Again, this is not very realstic. If you hadn't paid attention, I am on her back and therefore you would be smashing the mare aswell as me))
<Orion Stalion> ((Fine ignore that then)) Turns and kicks the tiger, trying to get it off his mate's back
<mare> "orion save me I'm pregnaunt I can't die like this omfg get it off!" bucks
<Heather> My back legs went flying off the mares side, carving groves into its pelt where my back claws dragged across its hide. I began to go into a panic mode, thrashing at both the mare and the stallion in an attempts to run away (*Trying to be somewhat realistic*)
<Orion Stallion> Eyes turn red as my hoofs melt into hot lava. He kicks the tiger hard off the mare and stomps on her side, crushing her insides
<Mare2> Helps Orion and bites the tiger's tail off
<Mare3> kicks the tigers ribs and snaps her in half
<Heather> ((I have dewclaws in... its very hard to get me off)) My eyes widened in fear as the mass of horses began to surround her. She desperatly tried to leap off the injured mare. One paw tore off the mare's pelt, but the other remained in the horses flank hooked in by the duclaw. She continued to be flung around by the horses, now only supported by three paws.
<Orion Stallion> His hooves melted into lava and his teeth became razor sharp like knives then he tore the tiger off the mare and began to ravenge its legs painfully, "I am a demon horse! Satans creates me!" (*So illiterate*)
<Heather> ((Wth??? Your powerplaying beyond belief right now! I just want to feed my cubs!))
<Random Human> Sees the comotion and pulls out gun and shoots the tiger, "Its ok horses its dead"
<mare> Nussles the human and follows ((What a pper..))
<Orion Stallion> ((Yea no kdding. It didn't know how to rp right))
<Heather> My eyes widened as the bullet lodged into my shoulder, a roar of pain escaped my throat as the blood began to flow from the wound profusly. My eyes began to blur, my paws shaking uncontrollably. I fell to my feet and began to cough and wheeze.
*The horses leave my body there and follow the human, mate and ignore me just laying they're, rping my agony as the bullet didn't kill me*
Wow. And the horse rpers wonder why nobody takes them seriously. Now, if you had been rping as a lone wolf or a stray dog, that would be one thing. Horses tend to kick canine butt, especially in a one-on-one fight. But you were rping as a tiger, and if lone tigers can kill crocodiles on a regular basis, they can certainly kill horses. But then of course they went psycho-random-demon-horse on you, and that random human shot you, so all semblance of realism went completely out the window.
Though I must say, you were definitely being the bigger person by 'playing along'. Whenever powerplayers try to pull stuff like that on my characters, I usually ignore them (though sometimes I play along, just to see how ridiculous things get).
Lol yup. I tried to retain as much realism as possible considering the circumstances I was in LOL
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Coyote: -flash steps behind the animal and knocks it to the ground slamming it's paw onto its head- (Seemed to be going al Bleach on the poor guy)
FruitBat: *Stands there motionless and doesn't reply*
Coyote: -Slowly extends razor sharp claws and digs into its skin piercing through it's skull and continues to it's brain-
Coyote: -jabs it's brain and picks it up and places it next to her friend- "Here, got you a snack."
FruitBat: *Runs away*
Me: *Laughing my guts out thinking to myself* ~LOL they went all Bleach on them~
That may have actually been a Bleach character, since there is one who is named Coyote. ouo
Sort of relating to that, Bleach roleplayers in Bonfire Island are often a source of fun, but also are powerplaying magnets. They are all good at fighting, but the main antagonist in particular is quite overpowered, since that's just how he is. One time I was watching the Bleach roleplayers go up against a group of "humans" who were doing all sorts of funny things to try to overpower them, including shooting unrealistically large groups of fireballs. |D The Bleach characters were aware of their position and were roleplaying courteously, but it was still amusing to watch what other characters would do to try and match the strength of a soul reaper.
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One time me and a friend of mine did an experiment on the bonfire horses, my literate friend was pretending to be a illiterate cub and I attacked him as a demon lion-wolf hybred (*Totally not possible and very unreasonable, but part of the experiment*). Out of NOWHERE 7 horses came to /save/ the cub. It was hillarious.
Another time I was playing as a tigress, I was in a very in-depth and realistic rp with a group of felines and decided to go on a solo hunt, leaving my cubs with the group in ficho. I traveled to bonfire and began to hunt around for a horse. After careful observation, I singled one out that had been rping as an injured horse. I began to stalk it, in great detail
<Heather(ME)> I began to stalk closer to the light dappled mare, the scent of infection wreaked from her injured leg. After a few minutes of laying silent, I moved slightly closer, not enough to draw very much attention. My eyes locked on the mare as I decided a point from which I would target.
<mare> whine from injured foot
<Heather> After a brief moment of contempation, I moved slightly closer to the mare, its obvious injury made it a target for other preditors so I should probably move swiftly before more attention than needed is drawn from other carnivores.
<mare> grazes
<Heather> I sprang through the grass twords the mare, streaking past the other horses nearby for a swift and easy kill. I took a long stride and leapt harshly onto the mare's side, sinking my dewclaws into her flank and clinging.
<mare> rears and kicks head in with powerful feet, "Orion save me!" (*a stallion*)
<Heather> ((They're called whooves and I'm not really in a position of which your whooves can come in contact with my head... plus your leg is injured o.o)) I hissed and reared my head at the motion of the horse benith me bucking, but I was prepared for it. My other claws sank in deeper as I held on to her back, slowly moving to her head and neck area. I tensed my muscles and prepaired to heave myself onto the mare fully
<Orion Stallion> Rears at the tiger and snorts, then turns and smashes the tiger
<Heather> ((Again, this is not very realstic. If you hadn't paid attention, I am on her back and therefore you would be smashing the mare aswell as me))
<Orion Stalion> ((Fine ignore that then)) Turns and kicks the tiger, trying to get it off his mate's back
<mare> "orion save me I'm pregnaunt I can't die like this omfg get it off!" bucks
<Heather> My back legs went flying off the mares side, carving groves into its pelt where my back claws dragged across its hide. I began to go into a panic mode, thrashing at both the mare and the stallion in an attempts to run away (*Trying to be somewhat realistic*)
<Orion Stallion> Eyes turn red as my hoofs melt into hot lava. He kicks the tiger hard off the mare and stomps on her side, crushing her insides
<Mare2> Helps Orion and bites the tiger's tail off
<Mare3> kicks the tigers ribs and snaps her in half
<Heather> ((I have dewclaws in... its very hard to get me off)) My eyes widened in fear as the mass of horses began to surround her. She desperatly tried to leap off the injured mare. One paw tore off the mare's pelt, but the other remained in the horses flank hooked in by the duclaw. She continued to be flung around by the horses, now only supported by three paws.
<Orion Stallion> His hooves melted into lava and his teeth became razor sharp like knives then he tore the tiger off the mare and began to ravenge its legs painfully, "I am a demon horse! Satans creates me!" (*So illiterate*)
<Heather> ((Wth??? Your powerplaying beyond belief right now! I just want to feed my cubs!))
<Random Human> Sees the comotion and pulls out gun and shoots the tiger, "Its ok horses its dead"
<mare> Nussles the human and follows ((What a pper..))
<Orion Stallion> ((Yea no kdding. It didn't know how to rp right))
<Heather> My eyes widened as the bullet lodged into my shoulder, a roar of pain escaped my throat as the blood began to flow from the wound profusly. My eyes began to blur, my paws shaking uncontrollably. I fell to my feet and began to cough and wheeze.
*The horses leave my body there and follow the human, mate and ignore me just laying they're, rping my agony as the bullet didn't kill me*
<Random Dog> The canine stared at at fallen warrior with admiration, she blinked calmly and sat by the tiger, "You ok?"
<Heather> I parted her eyes weakly, noticing the sympathetic dog before her, "I..." she coughed once more, "I just wanted to feed my cubs..." my eyes began to fade into black, but I forced myself to stay awake
<Random Dog> ((Omg! What are they're names I'll take care of them!))
<Heather> ((*le lists they're names*))
<Random Dogs> ((Who did this to you???))
<Heather> ((The horses)) I coughed once more and forced myself upwards and limped weakly to the stallion, wanting everything to be over, she stood before his feet.
<Orion Stallion> His face cringed as his eyes began to turn red, "Ur dead!" he huffed
<Heather> "Kill me. I dare you" I hissed at him, the blood spattering with every spitefull breath
<Random Dog> NOOOOO!!!!!
<mare2> Snorts at the cat and rears and stomps its head in and kills it ((no miss or doge your dead now))
<Random Dog> OMG YOU MONSTERS! WHAT DID YOU DO! (*cue endless rage coment*)
<mare> She attacked me we killed her
<Random Dog> YEAH BUT SHE ACTULY MATTERED! SHE HAD CUBS TO FEED! YOU DON'T MATTER AS MUCH AS SHE DID NOW HER CUBS ARE GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF YOU!
And this went on for like another two hours. I'm suprised they didn't block eachother XD. I ended up leaving but not after getting danced on, eaten by the demonic horses, shot 4 times and pee'd on. LOL God mode, much?
Few things: What are dewclaws? And it's it "hooves" not "whooves"? Oh, and by the way, they can use "feet"; they don't have to use "hooves". They mean the same thing. I'm not saying that these guys aren't total godmodders/powerplayers, but...yea.
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What are dewclaws?
Dewclaws are claws on the front legs of cats, dogs, and some other animals that are positioned somewhat like thumbs. I think they are used for gripping prey.
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Okay, so I was RP-ing one day and we were apparently on some illiterate wolves' territory. This is how it goes. (We all had mass markings and the illiterates did not.)
<Me> (Insert some RP here)
<Illiterate no. 1> get off our territory white wolfs
<Me> Uh, no, you can't claim this. ))
<Illiterate> im gonna get my alpha (She goes and brings back her alpha)
<Me;Friend> Also, we're not white. ))
<Illiterate no. 2> get off our territory or ill kill u
<Me> We don't RP with illiterates, sorry.))
And then it goes on with butthurt illiterates trying to rip out our throats.
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Me and friend: *sitting in my own custom map rping (Endless Tunnel Map)
Me: *roleplay*
tofu f has arrived
tofu: y r u in dis map gtfo!
(Group)Me: Wtf?
Friend: O_O
Me: Who are you?
tofu: i am devyn and i own this map its mine
Me: Oh really? Well, I don't think Devyn's username is that.....
Friend: What is Devyn's username?
Me: I'm Devyn on the forums
Friend: Oh, this is gonna be good
tofu: how do u now what his user is
Me: Correction, Devyn is a girl
tofu: shut up
Me: If you look at one of Devyn's posts, it says what her user is, and your doesn't match
tofu: i'm on her other account
Me: Devyn would list her other account in her signature too, no?
Me: And also, if you're Devyn, I think you would know that you're a girl
Friend: Bbuuurrrnnn
tofu: shut the h*** up
tofu: rips out throat no miss and kills
Me: *sits there with smile emote on*
tofu: stabs with knife and punches guts
Me: *sits there with OMG emote on*
tofu: hands food to pack we can fight these 2 bc they r pp
Friend: Gangnam Style!
tofu: thats mean
Me: OMG XD
Friend: LOL
tofu: mom kills u and ur friend in seconds bc she has powers
Me and Friend: *sits on him with omg emote on*
Friend: I love couches.
Me: Me too.
tofu: WHY R U SITTING ON ME UR MEAN!!!!!!!11 (BTW the one is not my mistake, he did that)
tofu: pushed wolfs off and makes them fall into the lava
Me: Hey, wheres the lava?
Friend: I don't know, maybe China?
Me: Yeah, probably
tofu: nuuuuuu its here1111
Me: What's that noise?
Friend: What noise?
Me: It's like a squeaking noise, it must be my imagination.
Friend: I hear it too! Wait, never mind.
tofu: i am devyn and u r still not allowed here!
Me: If you look at where the download page is it says that anyone can rp in it.
tofu: nu it doesnt
Me: Look at the signature and see what her in-game username is, and then look at mine
tofu: k
tofu: OMG UR AN IMPOSTER!
Me: This is way better than rping
Friend: I know right?
Me: Let's do nothing and just watch his attacks
Friend: Okay >:D
Me: >:D
tofu: RIPS ENTIRE BODY INTO PIECES NO MISS AND SHOVES OFF CLIFF AND FEEDS GUTS TO PUPS AND BONES TO OMEGA AND THE MEAT TO MATE ALPHA
Me: *yawn* Well, we better get some sleep, eh?
Friend: Yeah, this noise is hurting my ears.
tofu: >:O
tofu: *leaves*
I know it was long, and it was actually quite fun for me and my friend to mess around with him. Always know, greenart6 is the real Devyn. The powerplaying didn't bother me at all, I ignored it.
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So, I was my wolf character called "Darkness" in South Pole. I was alone with my mate. We were just siting down next together on a hill. Out of the blue, some random wolf comes and says this is my territory and he says LEAVE. We say no and here is when he started to powerplay...
Random wolf:Bites your head off making you fall.
Me:O_o You're a creep.
Random wolf:I'm not werid!!!!! Body slams wolf no miss.
My mate:wtf can you just leave.
Random wolf:NEVA!!!!!!!!!!!! bites tail off and spits out no miss. Picks up wolf and slam her on the ground.
Me:Okay you're a freak, get a life you powerplayer!!!!!!!
Random wolf:No.I'm.NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Scrathes eyes out and then bites his paw off no miss
So, this freak continues to powerplay, and then all of the sudden. This happened, this part really had me dying laughing!!!!! XD
Random wolf:Eyes glow red and paws turn into fire. His mussels extended out and goes into complete rage.
Me and mate at the same time lol:Oh lord
Random wolf:Lightning bolt comes from the heavens and strikes wolves no miss.
Me:Okay, are you a 7 or 6 year old kid cuz you're VERY unrealistic.
Random wolf:Slams wolf underground and pees in mouth no miss.
Me and mate:WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random wolf:F**** female wolf and makes pups with her.
My mate:O_o Are you nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're creepy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me:THAT'S MY MATE DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random wolf:Sorry for that nonsence, i just really want a mate. Can she be mine. Please, no one will be with me. :'(
My mate: I AM NOT GONNA BE YO MATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me:Yeah, i called dibs already. ;)
Random wolf:NEVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kills both wolves then eats vomits and eats.
Me: Okay, you're either a little kid or a mental freak.
Random wolf:F**** bodies and makes kids.
So he continues to mate with us and we just leave.
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Haha! All of these make me laugh. I have one, sh sh.
I was on my full-grown adult, and then I walked her throughout places. I suddenly came across a cub, here's how it went:
<Me> The female came across the lion cub. "Hi!"
<Cub> ew omg wat r u duing hear i well git mi parints and thy well kell u
<Me> "Where are your parents exactly?"
<Cub> stawp ascing qestinz omg i'll du u miself
<Me> "Uh, okay.."
<Cub> leeps at u and reps your eers off no miss.
<Me> ....
<Cub> grols and sayd omg dye alrdy and leeps at slicing hed off and reps legs off no miss + takes eis and eets thm no miss
<Me> uh
<Cub> omg ur ded u pwerplyer im bloking u
....That made my day XDD
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What are dewclaws? And it's it "hooves" not "whooves"? Oh, and by the way, they can use "feet"; they don't have to use "hooves". They mean the same thing. I'm not saying that these guys aren't total godmodders/powerplayers, but...yea.
Ha I keep confusing whooves and hooves *obvious Dr. Whooves reference* and dewclaws are the part of an animal that is like the thumb on a human, it is often used in nature by felines to drag down prey and 'hook into' the prey animals hide. The dewclaws are extreamly sharp and are found slightly higher on the leg so that no contact is made with the ground. If a lion or a tiger somehow gets its dewclaws into a prey item in the wild, its basicly all over. Many rpers forget about this useful peice of anatomy XP
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7045/6892486437_6b0bcefa1c_z.jpg)
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These are just entertaining me to no end.
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I was in Ficho on my 'The Slenderman'... I was talking to my friends, when I said: I shall stalk you forever~
And this happened:
Slendy: I will stalk you forever.
Viper F pup: -Bites slendys leg throws him at wall no miss slendys leg pops off-
Slendy: Uh?
Viper F pup: I THRU U AT DA WALL NAW U LEG POPD OFFFFF!?!?!?!?!!?!?
Viper: STOP STAKLING PEPS SLENDY NOBUDY LIKS U
Me (Slendy): Telling me to stop stalking is like me telling yo to go away and learn to rp. No matter how hard you wish it would happen, it just dosen't :L
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I was in Ficho on my 'The Slenderman'... I was talking to my friends, when I said: I shall stalk you forever~
And this happened:
Slendy: I will stalk you forever.
Viper F pup: -Bites slendys leg throws him at wall no miss slendys leg pops off-
Slendy: Uh?
Viper F pup: I THRU U AT DA WALL NAW U LEG POPD OFFFFF!?!?!?!?!!?!?
Viper: STOP STAKLING PEPS SLENDY NOBUDY LIKS U
Me (Slendy): Telling me to stop stalking is like me telling yo to go away and learn to rp. No matter how hard you wish it would happen, it just dosen't :L
You are....................................... AWESOME!
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Oh gosh, where do I begin?
I was on my Vespian character, sitting in South Pole and watching all the other floofs like a hawk. Well, I then spotted (you guessed it) a husky pack roleplaying not too far off. Being the silent lurker I am, I trek over and sit down to listen in, hoping for some entertainment. I got it, but, wasn't the way I expected to retrieve it...
The leader of the pack: Alrght guis! Break it up
A random pup of the back: SHUT UP ALPHA OR I'LL THROW YOU INTO THE SNOIW
Leader: -backs down with head low-
Pup: GOOD! NOW SARAH, CHASE THAT LONER AWAY
Some random she-wolf named Sarah: Grrr....
Me (Vespian): .............
Sarah: -Bites wolf's neck throwing him asde-
Me: [Uh.. sweetheart. Learn proper english, if you don't mind.]
Random pup again: SHUT UP VESPAN
Sarah: your dead! tht waz ez.
Leader: go away vespian!
Me: [Telling me to go away is against the rules for it goes against the 'No Land-claiming' law. Thus, I have a right to be here just like the rest of you. I am not bothering you, so please consider not crossing my bad side.]
Leader: grrr -bites vespian and kills- HA!
Me: ............
Technically, long-story short, I kept my sacrum right there without moving an inch until they grew tired of me, aka got bored, and left onto some other part of the map. By the time, I got too annoyed to follow so I treked back to my previous position in the poles. It was quite amusing, in my perspective.
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Oh gosh, where do I begin?
I was on my Vespian character, sitting in South Pole and watching all the other floofs like a hawk. Well, I then spotted (you guessed it) a husky pack roleplaying not too far off. Being the silent lurker I am, I trek over and sit down to listen in, hoping for some entertainment. I got it, but, wasn't the way I expected to retrieve it...
The leader of the pack: Alrght guis! Break it up
A random pup of the back: SHUT UP ALPHA OR I'LL THROW YOU INTO THE SNOIW
Leader: -backs down with head low-
Pup: GOOD! NOW SARAH, CHASE THAT LONER AWAY
Some random she-wolf named Sarah: Grrr....
Me (Vespian): .............
Sarah: -Bites wolf's neck throwing him asde-
Me: [Uh.. sweetheart. Learn proper english, if you don't mind.]
Random pup again: SHUT UP VESPAN
Sarah: your dead! tht waz ez.
Leader: go away vespian!
Me: [Telling me to go away is against the rules for it goes against the 'No Land-claiming' law. Thus, I have a right to be here just like the rest of you. I am not bothering you, so please consider not crossing my bad side.]
Leader: grrr -bites vespian and kills- HA!
Me: ............
Technically, long-story short, I kept my sacrum right there without moving an inch until they grew tired of me, aka got bored, and left onto some other part of the map. By the time, I got too annoyed to follow so I treked back to my previous position in the poles. It was quite amusing, in my perspective.
Gee. So much for the alpha taking the role of alpha seriously. What a push-over ::) Often times people ignore me if I just sit there and listen to them as they go about their roleplaying buisness. Something like this has only happened to me once.
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I was on a lioness in Bonfire, roleplaying with my literate friend. Then some outlanders go up to us and say:
"whai r u in owr land." -Zira
"ya git thm zira!" -Vitani
"i go whn i go" -Zira
"hurri up mom" -kovu
"Why can't you guys just go rp with your kind?" -Friend
"sut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Vitani
"wat iz going on hear." -Scar
"Aren't you supposed to be dead?" -Me
"shut up!" -Scar
"lits just git it ovear et." -Zira
[VITANI WAS A CUB BTW]
"fin! u wuzziez! grabs [me] and whips here arund nd slises thrat opin and goz down and reps hart out" -Vitani
[KOVU WAS A CUB TOO]
"ell halp! grabs [my friend] and slices throt open and slises belli opin and starts repping orgins out" -Kovu
We blocked them. It was HILARIOUS though.
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This thread is extremely entertaining, I've read through so many pages and I can't stop laughing.
Anyways, I've had my fair share of experience with powerplayers.
I was just innocently laying around in the south pole, when a large pack of 'demons' come up to me.
Demon Alpha: GT OUT OF ARE TERITORY BEFORE WE KILL U
Me: What? I didn't even do anything.
Demon Alpha: BUT UR IN ARE TERITORY
Random Demon Wolf: yeah listin to her before we hert u!
Me: No. I'm not leaving, and I don't have to. Please just leave me alone.
Demon Alpha: YES U DO HAV TO LEAVE. THIS IS OUR TERITORY.
Random Demon Wolf: thats it! *slashes your throat and kills no miss no dodge no anything*
Me: That's powerplaying...
Demon Alpha: NO IT ISNT WERE DEMONS WERE STRONGER THEN U
Random Demon Wolf: yeah don't you relize demons are stronger then regular wolfs??
Random Demon Wolf: plus you're dead so you can't talk now go
Eventually I just stopped answering them until they got bored and left.
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I found another one.
<silerstar> git owt or i well kill u.
<Me> It's a public map.
<killdeathblood> omg! thes is owr taritori! see told u 2 git owt!
<Me> ... Repeat that please?
<silerstar> i'v had enof of here! grabs and bites neck and throws to tree and slams head on rock and slises ey out
<venomdemon>what happn here?
<killdeathblood> this perzon thnks thy can kell uz and tak ovr our taritoy.
<Me> Sil(v)erstar, I don't think you should be powerplaying me.
<silerstar> im not pwerpling!
<venomdemon> shez not pwoerplaying
Okay fine. -dodges-
<killdeathblood> U KANT DO THT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<silerstar> YA UR PWERPLAING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<venomdemon> omg! -grabs blueyi and whips to tree and slises sken off-
<Me> ... -dodge-
<silerstar> LITS BLOK THIS PWERPLAIER!!
<killdeathblood> YAH!!!!
I got blocked lol.
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I encountered one recently when I was on my King Cheetah, Vulgrim, and I was lurking in Fluorite around L Island.
Unborn F Cub: -stares at Vulgrim- read mah bio....................
Me: Already have, kid. -Casually sits down right in front of her.-
[In the cub's bio: sit, stand, lay, and you die o.e]
Unborn F Cub: .................
Me: Dot to you too.
Unborn F Cub: step on me and ill rip yuor ears of
Me: -Stands up to walk right on top of her.-
Unborn F Cub: .................
Unborn F Cub: -rips off vulgrims ears and tail, no mis-
Me: Yeah, no. I'ma be off now. See you ikkle powerplayer.
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I encountered one recently when I was on my King Cheetah, Vulgrim, and I was lurking in Fluorite around L Island.
Unborn F Cub: -stares at Vulgrim- read mah bio....................
Me: Already have, kid. -Casually sits down right in front of her.-
[In the cub's bio: sit, stand, lay, and you die o.e]
Unborn F Cub: .................
Me: Dot to you too.
Unborn F Cub: step on me and ill rip yuor ears of
Me: -Stands up to walk right on top of her.-
Unborn F Cub: .................
Unborn F Cub: -rips off vulgrims ears and tail, no mis-
Me: Yeah, no. I'ma be off now. See you ikkle powerplayer.
XD Lol You are so cruel. I probably couldn't resist either.
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I got auto killed by like twenty Pokemon in Ficho once. And I think among the attack spam, I saw something about a sandwich?
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Lol these are funny.
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So today me and my friend wanted to do a deer role-play.
So as usual we went to bonfire with our characters and found a deer role-play.
Now, this Role-play had spars. So, like always being the in a fighting mood I said I would like to fight, wont name names here but this guy name Brave went up to me "ill fite u" "Okay than." like the nice person I was I decided to role-play with the guy. Aware due to his illiteracy he may power play, so we began all normal.
Him: chargs malin smashing antlers into his
Me: ~Is still typing up a paragraph prior to that one
Him: chargs malin agin buking head
Me: I'm sorry but could you please wait for my post?
Him: ok
Me: Malin felt as the buck charged into him, antlers at the ready he felt as the antlers hit him nearly sending him skidding back. Malin intertwined his antlers with the other males, pushing against the others force, flaring his nostrils at the sudden force the petite male seemed to have
Him: bucks
Me: Malin is pushed back further by the Buck, but still managing to put up a fight he finally breaks off the antlers contact, raising atop his hind legs. His forward appendages thra--,
Him: raises head
Me: Did you even bother to read my post?
Him: lolz it pased to fst
I kept this up with him for about 2 more minutes and I couldn't stand it anymore LOL.
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So today me and my friend wanted to do a deer role-play.
So as usual we went to bonfire with our characters and found a deer role-play.
Now, this Role-play had spars. So, like always being the in a fighting mood I said I would like to fight, wont name names here but this guy name Brave went up to me "ill fite u" "Okay than." like the nice person I was I decided to role-play with the guy. Aware due to his illiteracy he may power play, so we began all normal.
Him: chargs malin smashing antlers into his
Me: ~Is still typing up a paragraph prior to that one
Him: chargs malin agin buking head
Me: I'm sorry but could you please wait for my post?
Him: ok
Me: Malin felt as the buck charged into him, antlers at the ready he felt as the antlers hit him nearly sending him skidding back. Malin intertwined his antlers with the other males, pushing against the others force, flaring his nostrils at the sudden force the petite male seemed to have
Him: bucks
Me: Malin is pushed back further by the Buck, but still managing to put up a fight he finally breaks off the antlers contact, raising atop his hind legs. His forward appendages thra--,
Him: raises head
Me: Did you even bother to read my post?
Him: lolz it pased to fst
I kept this up with him for about 2 more minutes and I couldn't stand it anymore LOL.
Lol, you have patience Gore. I wouldn't be able to tolerate em' even for that long. I'm sorry such good literacy pretty much went to waste.
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That deer describes most of Bonfire.
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I will tell you what happened to me freakin yesterday!XD i was a kitten roleplaying with some other warrior cats. randomly, some random wolf...monster...snake freaky thing jumps out and says, slowly kills kit. Im like, what, you cant do that! hes like, just go with it. What?
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After my two to twelve month hiatus, imma do a long drawn out report on power players. Their behavior, what they think, and best of all, how to combat one.
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So today me and my friend wanted to do a deer role-play.
So as usual we went to bonfire with our characters and found a deer role-play.
Now, this Role-play had spars. So, like always being the in a fighting mood I said I would like to fight, wont name names here but this guy name Brave went up to me "ill fite u" "Okay than." like the nice person I was I decided to role-play with the guy. Aware due to his illiteracy he may power play, so we began all normal.
Him: chargs malin smashing antlers into his
Me: ~Is still typing up a paragraph prior to that one
Him: chargs malin agin buking head
Me: I'm sorry but could you please wait for my post?
Him: ok
Me: Malin felt as the buck charged into him, antlers at the ready he felt as the antlers hit him nearly sending him skidding back. Malin intertwined his antlers with the other males, pushing against the others force, flaring his nostrils at the sudden force the petite male seemed to have
Him: bucks
Me: Malin is pushed back further by the Buck, but still managing to put up a fight he finally breaks off the antlers contact, raising atop his hind legs. His forward appendages thra--,
Him: raises head
Me: Did you even bother to read my post?
Him: lolz it pased to fst
I kept this up with him for about 2 more minutes and I couldn't stand it anymore LOL.
Lol, you have patience Gore. I wouldn't be able to tolerate em' even for that long. I'm sorry such good literacy pretty much went to waste.
I suppose I do have patience, either that or the fact me and some friends were in a skype call together and they were attempting to refrain me from freaking out. xD
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I love watching the reactions of any species when I walk up and ask if I can roleplay attacking their young (on my coyote) x3 If they agree, and they rarely do, it's because all the adults instantly attack me, even if I'm still hiding in a bush/tree. *sigh* At least the Adoption Center in Bonfire rarely tries to stop me eating the pups/cubs. To bad the other kiddies then start eating me... Ah the tranquility of Bonfire, where baby wolves chew your throat out and horses can claw you.
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I see you stole my trademark on coyotes. But anywho, I do love going to the adoption center to get the pups to attack me.
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Well, here, there's power-play, then there is just plain illogical. I've watched a short session where a pup is biting the bone off a full grown lion?
Alright, to the honesty, I can tolerate some things out off a power-play, in fact, I'll even go with whatever happens sometimes if all else fails. If I'm role-playing with a ice-summoning leopard fighting against a dog with fire breath, then, I can let whatever goes on slide from time to time. However, if I'm a full grown, healthy tiger, an animal of fatal teeth and claws, I will not take into any consideration that a tiny, blue chihuahua can take me down in one hit.
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I see you stole my trademark on coyotes. But anywho, I do love going to the adoption center to get the pups to attack me.
(I had no intention of stealing your character when I made my coyote, sorry e.e' I had made the character for a roleplay group, and before I put up the official release I loved trolling bonfire ^^) Someone tried to adopt me when I was creepily sitting behind the adoption center to pick my target -.-' I've also fought another coyote, and this was their RP:
Him: my parents taught me
Me: She snorted, "My parents had no need of a pup. I was trained to fight by a noble cougar!" Lunging for his shoulder, she snarled at the coyote's arrogance.
Him: *bite*bite*bite*bite*bite*bite*kill*
Me: (Did you even read my post?)
Him: no
The joys of Bonfire...
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I was being sarcastic. I don't think I can TradeMark an animal. I don't like unborns. They like to escape and attack me...
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Oh man....I know that feeling here was mine...It was for Warrior cats.
Me:The she-cat used her storng crooks to cat and slash at the small tom. She jumped up and landed on his back and bit at his neck trying to kill him.-s-
Person:*Use crocks to ki miss*
Me:Powerplay much?))
Person:NOOOOODHGFGDGHFGGFHXDGDX I DONTTTTTT YOUR MAKINGS ME CRY!!!!!!! STOP PLEASE!))
Me:But...Im not....-. anywho)) She yowled and jumped of then dashed into his ribs and pushed him into a near by tree and pushed him up clawing and tearing at the toms weak area. She bit into his neck wound once again with a smirk on her face/
Person:*takes claws to rips into womb and eats kits*
Me: .-. what?))
Person: *kils no miss then eats no miss and poops makings others die*
Me: OK WHOA....Powerplay))
Person:YOUR SO MEAN IM GOING TO KILL MY SELFBY))
Me:Yeah sure...Its not mean plus....your not really going too..*
Person:IM THE SPIRT DIE.!!!!
Me:I dont even...))
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Oh man....I know that feeling here was mine...It was for Warrior cats.
Me:The she-cat used her storng crooks to cat and slash at the small tom. She jumped up and landed on his back and bit at his neck trying to kill him.-s-
Person:*Use crocks to ki miss*
Me:Powerplay much?))
Person:NOOOOODHGFGDGHFGGFHXDGDX I DONTTTTTT YOUR MAKINGS ME CRY!!!!!!! STOP PLEASE!))
Me:But...Im not....-. anywho)) She yowled and jumped of then dashed into his ribs and pushed him into a near by tree and pushed him up clawing and tearing at the toms weak area. She bit into his neck wound once again with a smirk on her face/
Person:*takes claws to rips into womb and eats kits*
Me: .-. what?))
Person: *kils no miss then eats no miss and poops makings others die*
Me: OK WHOA....Powerplay))
Person:YOUR SO MEAN IM GOING TO KILL MY SELFBY))
Me:Yeah sure...Its not mean plus....your not really going too..*
Person:IM THE SPIRT DIE.!!!!
Me:I dont even...))
I have no clue what that person even said. Made no sense what so ever.
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I think it is official to say that this is when you know trolls on fh need to banned for life. This is just getting ridiculous, first the Worses and how a horse can eat flesh leading me to 24 pages of all the silliest things I have ever heard from role players running in to power players....Good god of the god modders please make it stop xD
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One time I was sitting on a rock, as one of my favorite characters, Helius, watching people as usual with F3 and spying on bios (MUAHAHAHAAA). Anyways, I had noticed a larger amount of robot characters then usual that day, and just as I'm wondering about one specific character, it took notice of me. Now I don't know about you, but last I checked, robots aren't usually carnivorous... This is what happened
"EATS CHEETAH WHOLE NO MISS"
My character, realistically would've seen him coming from miles away, but I didn't have any time to type. xD
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Here's a weird one.
Some random cat is following around my character, who is not even a cat for five minutes. She talks for I dont know how long to me even though I repeatedly say I dont like people text talk. Eventually THIS HAPPENS-
Cat: cn u b my m8?
Me: Ima girl..
Cat: O U GOD MUDR, I GONA TEL D MODS D MODS R MY FRENDS!
Me: Thas nice
Cat: -kills eats heart rips out eyes no miss- tat is wut u get 4 liying
Me... Uh huh... I never said I was a guy, but ok..
Cat: (insert some sort of horribly spelled raging power play here. I forget what she wrote. I think there was something about her being young and mistreated crammed in there somewhere.)
Or this, which happened recently-
*Me as a hyena, friend as a warrior cat, derping around Fluorite, arguing about something*
Random Warrior Cat: Creeps closer to the hyena, fur bristling, then crouches down quietly and waits for the right moment to spring and help his clan mate. Leaping out of the bushes he used his amazing strength to tackle the hyena and save the she-cat.
Friend: YEZUS, WHUT JUST HAPPEND
Me: ._.
Random Cat: "Dont worry m'lady you'll be safe momentarily." He continues to rip apart the hyena, letting it's insides spill all over the damp grass.
Friend: I think literate god modders are worse then illits...
Cat: Seeing the hyena was dead, he walked over to the she-cat, grinning. *insert some sort of sexist remark about him saving her so she now has to be his mate and he can **** when ever he wants*
Me: Im not even dead ... I wasnt doing anything either...
Friend: I can see why he demands a mate and doesnt have one already.
Cat: The tom-cat jumped at the hyena, seeing it somehow lived, and tore out it's throat, ripping out its eyes.
Me: dude... Get lost... We arent even Rping, and we dont know you...
Cat: Shut up god modding hyena, I legit killed you like five times >:I
Me: *is blocked by the cat* You blocked yet? >_>
Friend: Neh, hes still trying to have babies. *blocks cat*
Different one, though it didnt happen to me, was some adult lion running around in bonfire and ****ing every baby lion there was. When the other lions tried to stop him, he just insta killed all of them. Then he started raging about how no one loved him and something something something.
Heres one from my days as an illiterate. As illiterate as I would ever get.
Me: -sits and stares at the sky boredly-
Random wolf tiger thingy: wt r u u l00k so weer
Me: heh?
RWTT: u look weerd
Me: ok..
RWTT: get of my teritry
Me: but its mine -_- i was sitting here for 1/2 an hour
RWT: -kilz no mis no dog no nthing-
Me: no
RWT: OMG U PWR PLYR
Me: wat?
RWT: I TELIN DA MODS
Me: but i dint do anything -_-
RWT: U LIER IM TELING ON U
Me: *blocks* :I
End of the weird discussion...
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Well I haven't had any bad powerplayers ^-^ but the people who take the RP personally and start going on about how our characters are 'stupid' and we are 'so mean' (we were Rogues and whispered OOC them first to make sure we could RP and they said yes) and blocking us. Um, what?
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My god xD All of those were funny 8)
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Ok, I found another that is active Dx
<saghi or something f pup [shelbymustane]> back off demon
<Skull M Demon [Nisk]> "What.. you're a little pup."
<saghi f pup [shelbymustane]> jumps to demon back and pins him down no dodge no miss
<Skull M Demon [Nisk]> powerplayer :I all of you (they were 3 pups) are powerplayers))
<saghi f pup [shelbymustane]> what is powerplayer
<Skull M Demon [Nisk]> It's what you're doing! .-.))
<saghi f pup[shelbymustane]> breaks demon skull and throws him to hell no dodge no miss
<Skull M Demon [Nisk]> *le blocks all of the 3 pups* Bai .-. im wasting my time with you
Nothin to coment
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Here's one I got:
Some Husky Character: -turns around and farts in Faia's face no miss, knocks Faia unconshus-
And then before I could react:
Some Husky Character: -Rips Faia's throat out no miss-
REALLY?
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Alright I have one finally...
I was walking around fluorite when I stumbled across a EMPTY den so I walk in it and get comfy curling and tail tucked in etc, suddenly I see usernames running towards SoulHex(my main) I simply sat up a little and then I see the usernames say 'TLK' So I rolled my eyes because TLK players are the worst map claimers in history, so I turned my local on(I had it off hanging with my friends on whisper.) and then I see them with caps in Japanese luckily I am part Japanese so I could translate it Here it is:
Me:Lol You mad bro? :3
Leader TLK: OMG GET OUT OF MY TERRITORY YOU BAKA!
Me: A huh... Let me think No. -lays back down on side-
LTLK: OMFG GET OUT!!!! -Grasps throat snapping throat and throwing away-
Me: Mhmm... Nope. -still laying down-
LTLK: OMG YOU POWERPLAYER!!!!
Me: Yeah...I'm not even on a rping char bro. x3
LTLK:-continues to rip apart-
Me:-whispering friends about this xD-
LTLK: Eats my carcass and gives birth in it and etc..
Me:Like really? -Gets up and walks away thinks and then blocks person-
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I have one myself. So I was in a Skylanders Giant group playing as Tree Rex. Then Jet Vac, Flashwing, and spyro turned on me. I'll say it later.
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Erm.. i suppose i could share...
Me: -Sits down not doing anything-
<DragonM> KILLS NO MIS (how he spelled)
Me: .-. Erm.. No. - Walks like 10 inches away and sits-
<DragonM> HEY I KIL U COM BAK
Me: Powerplaying much?))
<DragonM> OMG IM NOT U R CUZ YOUR NOT DYING!! UGHHHH WHY WONT YOU DI UR SO STEUPD
Me: I honestly dont know... -block-
So he logged off, than came back 5 mins kater thinking i would be gone, He had copied my char. Her name was moonstar. Grey pelt, black toeless socks, blue eyecover, cub spots for the head, and siamese tail. He got off immediatly once he saw me, He knew what he did >:I
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Well, from my personal experience I had a run in with an amusing powerplayer when I got caught in a confrontation started by the other party.
After everything was settled, the person came back, and proceeded to say; "Stand back I'll handle this, -whips out machine gun- Pew pew Pew. Good your dead. She then left.
I was left sitting there like, "ono, okay....."
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Hmm, I'm thinking I should share these...
STORY 1:
So one day, I was just hanging around Bonfire trying to get to know some people since I'm fairly new. Upon nearing the section of Bonfire where the ever so "appreciated" Mate Center dwelled I sat down just to observe some of the activities that people where participating in. After a few minutes, the MC calls a certain male, Drake M Wolf, towards the middle and this is what happened-
Me{Logic}: (Just sittin' no where near the MC circle)
MC: DRAKE M WOLF TOWARDS THE MIDDLE, NOW1!!!1!!
-Drake walks towards the middle-
MC: IF YOU LIKE HIM, SIT BY HIM LADIES. HE IS REALLY SEXY XD111!!!1
-Out of nowhere, about 7 females run in unison towards him and sit fairly close, next, or in front of him. (Mind you, about 3 of them have there heads down and claiming they are too ugly so don't pick them)
Drake M Wolf: -looks around at all the beutifull girls-
MC: DRAKE M, PICK OR PASS. YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS!!1!(begins to count down)
-At this point, I am laughing my a** off. Not because of the MC or Drake, but by all the females jumping around him multiple times saying it was an accident with their keyboard just so they could be noticed.-
Drake M Wolf: i pick.........(spams the . key)
MC: HURRY1
Drake M Wolf: i am picking all of yu because your all georgeous and imma going to get you all preggers BD. but first imma need an alfa girl mate.
-After I hear those words, I notice he has directed his attention towards me-
Drake M Wolf: logic you ar going 2 be my alfa girl mate! (howls)
Me{Logic}: I have a few reasons why I am going to say 'No'. First, this character is a fox and she is not for role-playing. Secondly, you can't just declare me to be your mate. Finally, the term you are looking for is Alpha Female. You don't seem so gramatically-correct. :/
Drake M Wolf: well i am going to MAKE you my mate!11!1 *comes ova and mates wif logic so now she is preggers*
Random Female(One of the 7): YOU B*TCH HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!! *COMES TOWARS THE FEMALE AND TEARS HER EYES OUT AND SHOVES THEM DOWN HER THROAT AND MAKES HER WATCH AS SHE TEARS HER STOMACH OPEN*
Me{Logic}: I'm ignoring both of you, and you got that line out of the movie 'Alpha and Omega'.
-Now, I just am still watching; ready to block them. And suddenly, another one of the 7 females comes over and fights the other female that had supposedly killed me, which causes the remaining 5 females to fight one another. And on top of that, the male whispers me and says--
Drake M Wolf[whisper]: see how wanted i am, you should marry me.
Me{Logic}[local]: No, I'm blocking all of you, good bye.
-And then I blocked them all, one by one-
The End~
STORY 2:
This one is a bit shorter, it's about the horse/wolf things. I was just sitting in the area where most of the horses roam, when one mare apparently wanted to hunt me... So after that, let's just say I was nothing but a brain and a few scraps of skin.
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I think the most amusing power players are the ones that slap you from out of no where and suddenly your offspring is dead..
Like:
"It's such a beautiful day!"
-Slap-
"I killed yo' fetus!"
-Trollface-
...Just really amusing. The things you see in Bonfire..omg.
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In Cape of Distant worlds on a ghost character, waiting for one of my friends, I was sitting by the bay.
All of a sudden I'm bombarded by the most illiterate pack of African Wild dogs... Here's exactly how it went...
Leader of pack: move
Not knowing they were talking to me, I continued to sit there and whisper a friend...
Leader of pack: -grabs soul and rips throat-
(Soul, meaning my character named 'Lost soul')
Me: And that was for... What exactly?
Leader of pack: u r in my clans teritory and u didnt move.
Me: Oh... Okay...
Leader of pack: if u dont move ill kill u
Me: Oh, fine then...
I walk up to the leader and sit on them.
Leader of pack: -rips ur heart out of ur chest, kills u-
Silence...
Leader of pack: MOVE
Me: How can I move if I'm dead? X3
*random guy next to me: Nice. XD*
Immediately the leader vanishes, and I assume I'd been blocked.
Oh, but don't worry, then the entire rest of the clan whispers hate comments to me and continues to Godmode me, even when I wasn't even RPing.
People are such fails at times...
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Well. Im going to share from my series of Misadventures in Bonfire. I should make a book from this XD.
Me: ~Sits in the middle of bonfire~
Random Female 1: "Oh hai! Wanna b m8ts?"
Me: ~Stays silent.~
Random female 1: "Why are u ignorin meh??" -crys.-
Me: ~Fallen off computer chair because of my cats D:<~
Random Female 1: ~Jumps on u and rips ur heart and gutz out, and eats them.~
Me: "...." ~Laughing my A** off OOC~
Random Female 1: ~She rapes my char and runs off screaming he raped me!~
Me: ~Sees another female running after Female 1.~
Random Female 2: "OMG! Why did u hurt ma m8?"
Me: Blocks the crazy stalkers.
That was the most craziest FH day.. O.O
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Interesting I have had B MY M8! Before On a Char called Chaos.
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Definitely the Power Players! It's so funny how they GM. Example:
(Lets use PP for the powerplayer and Me for Me. :D)
Me: -Sits on a rock doing nothing-
PP: *Comes up to me* HEY GET OUT OF MY TERRITORY THIS IS MINE LAND!
Me: Uhhh....
PP: *bites neck* *Throws off of rock* *Kills* *Eats*
Me: *Blocks and unblocks 5 minutes later to see them still doing it*
Me: *Facepalm* *Logs out* No, just no. xD
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Lol!
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Ah, yes.. I ran into an odd pair running amongst themselves trying to find a pack with their illiteracy a few weeks ago.
Once they finally found a pack the two began to annoy everyone about how they `snuck off` in the middle of the night to go visit each other; it ended up with a butthurt Queen getting kicked out of the pack.
I decided to step in and roleplay alongside them and see how things turned out (mind that they're not very advanced in skill) and this is what happened:
Me: The lone she-wolf approached the young equine and pup with caution as her pendulum lashed behind her. She slowly creeped forward and caught sight of the pair very dis-heartened about something that probably didn't involve her, yet she continued closer. "Hello," she woofed a few seconds after her arrival, jowls curling into a faint smile as the wolf tried to put a smile on their face.
____ m horse foal: -stomps hoof on the big wolf- get away your not part of this rp
__ f puppy: uh ____ be nice)) -walks forward and looks up with a sad look in eyes- hi.. -she says-
Me: The wolf turned her visage sideways as she leaned down on her appendages, auditories perked as she expected something else for them to say. As she felt a hard bump on her paw ___ yelped and pulled it up as she began to frantically lick the throbbing pain away. "I was trying to comfort you," she replied and stepped backwards, a serious expression curling on her labarums.
____m horse foal: uh fine.. il rp with this noob) -___ frowned but looked her in the eyes and backed up behind his friend-
__ f puppy: our daddies and mommies died last night! -she said crying-
Me: Her frown dissapeared as she wrapped a warm paw around the pup's neck, pulling her closer for a gentle hug she sighed and forced a smile on her face. "I'm so sorry, but I don't know how to help you." -s-
__ m foal: ugh ur no good.. im out)0 -m horse foal frowned and bucked rearing the wolf and her guts fell out crushing her spine wich caused her to puke on growned.-
Me: (._. ... What?)
___ f pup: yah ur not good at all...) -slaps and the big wolf looks around hearing a tig snap and she slaps her head then eats her bellybutton out-
- A random kitten and a horse enters the roleplay.
__ horse: OMG U HURT THIS PUPS AND HORSES! U LITTLE POWER PLAYER OMGG.) -rears bashes skull in and sits on then begins to rub up and down her with self-
Me: (Alright, this is getting ridiculous and innapropriate. I'm out.)
kitten: omg no u godmoder u didnt even play right stupid) -slaps and throws across the plaisn claws grow into lava and slaps burning fire in her eyes then rips her eyes out and feeds to kids
Me: (1: Baby cats can't throw wolves, 2: Lava won't grow out of your paws, and 3: .. You're a kitten, you don't have kids.)
__ m foal: (UR NOT EVEN REPLYING UGH COME ON GUYS SHES GODMODING AND POWERPLAYING. loser)
Me: .... -Blocked-
Bwaha, this was interesting. I'm not giving out any names, no.
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Troloollol xD
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It didn't happen to me, but when I was running around on Bonfire Island I came across a power player, who was doing it to another player. Basically, the other player was just drinking water, and the power player 'broke their jaw, and drowned them in the water.'
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Mah post got deleted.... :/
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What's up with them and slapping, Re? I don't have any stories as of now, but I probably will soon. I joined a roleplay who's camp is hear N/Z and everything. This should be interesting. Seeing as, after Bonfire, that's another place I get the most powerplayers.
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Oh, my. I've got another story.
Me: -Approaches with tail held high-
Powerplayer: -Grabs head and snaps neck no miss, kills you-
Powerplayer: -Rips body to shreds, (does a very nasty action which I will not include), eats, then defecates on-
Me: -Walks away-
Powerplayer: You are DEAD, you powerplayer P.S. your color thingies are ugly
Me(note that I did not really say this): It's called brindle fur and you're called blocked.
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Ah, the most amusing thing ever JUST now in Bonfire.
I'm sitt'n on Selvira, my hell hound [of awesome], and saw this.
Obviously, I wasn't in this, but still. ;~; XD
Imani Chagasdaug: 'Kills croc'
Kaylie Chagasgau: 'Kisses crocs butt'
Kaylie: Please insert quarter to try again.
CrocKing: BITES DOWN ON HEAD HARD (Yes, the caps included)
Imani: 'Kills croc again'
Kaylie: PLEASE INSERT QUARTER TO TRY AGAIN!
Imani: 'Grabs croc and swallows hole ;)'
Croc: LOOKS DOWN AT THE CUB AND BITES. (I just learned that the two are cubs!)
Kaylie: CROC KING Please insert quarter to try again.
Kaylie: Please insert quarter to try again.
Croc: :)
And that's what I got.
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Oh jeez, back-to-back posts by me.
Oh well, it's still funny.
Again, I was walk'n around on Selvira in Bonfire, and I was following this pup 'faolan m pup'
He didn't notice me, thank goodness, but here's his attack list:
1) A cougar
2) A cow
3) A buffalo
4) A mare
All of them were full grown, and little Faolan was minimal size.
I just had to say that...
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So this random warrior cat my wolf OC was hunting and Ruud, my sometimes blind wolf (depends on my mood, lol) were roleplaying this really intriguing hunt when..:
<Ruud(me)> The blind wolf lunges forward, attempting to pin the cat but misses and rolls over in the sandy bank.[and probably more long stuff but I don't remember it that well]
<RandomWarrior2> He widened his eyes and dashed back to camp, yowling, "Help, somebody! [insert leader name here] is being attacked!"[and more stuff, idk]
<RandomWarrior2>-she bites wolf-
<RandomWarrior2>-she pins wolf-
<LeaderCat> Uhh, [insert she-cat name here] that's powerplaying..
<Ruud(me)>Hey, so I was like yeah cool maybe hunting a cat will be fun! Well I guess everything isn't as it seems. I mean, thanks for this little session until it was ruined but yeahthankskbye (I logged out then)
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Heheh... silly powerplayers. I have a few of these.
Me: *Enters group*
Star: GET OUT! -Cuts head off-
Me: O.o Just for entering a group? And if anyone decapitates people, its me.
Star: SHUT UP AND GO!
Me: *Sits there confused.*
Star: -cuts head again-
Me: Wasn't it already off?
Star: YOU CAN'T TALK, YOUR HEADLESS!
Me: ._.
Me: *gets in an rp fight with a shifter*
Random user: turns to 80 foot dragon.
Me: (Thinks: whatever) -Turns into an 81 foot dragon- I win! *Troll face*
Random user: Turns into a 82 feet dragon.
And it just kept going like this x3
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LOL! How high did the dragons get? I could imagine it got quite insane. XD
Lol pretty high. He kept skipping to like a thousand to a million to infinity and i would always be plus one x3. I love trolling powerplayers. He got so mad.
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Hahah, that's pretty amusing... BTW, your signature is funny. :P
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I just experienced a Powerplayer. Their name was 'daisy'. No caps used. Anyway, here's the story: daisy: bites skin of Me(In real life): What the heck...? daisy: rips eye out Me: ... O.o daisy: pulls down on ground That's what happened. There was a Deadpool and Iron Man there and they tried to tell daisy to stop and it was annoying, but yeah.... They didn't listen. daisy wasn't doing it to me though, so I didn't interfere and say anything. But, it was pretty annoying, actually.
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Yes, powerplays are very amusing at times. :3 I have experienced one before when I was roleplaying. It wasn't very funny though.
Me: *Sitting alone on the ground and doing nothing but watching my character*
Random Person with two others: Hi.
Me: Hello there.
Random Person: *snarls at and bites throat* Attack! *the two other users attack me*
Me: O.o Um, miss?
Random Person: no i didnt ur dead and i ate your throat (how they talked)
Me: Well, that wasn't very nice.
Random Person: *gets so angry and summons a thunder storm and uses lightning to kill you*
Me: *walks away normally*
So...yeah. Sometimes, powerplays can get annoying, but they can be a little amusing at times. But when it gets overboard... >.< yeah.
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I just remembered another one :D
So, I was roleplaying in this literate RP called Kuzimu City a while back and my character, Blizzard, was fighting this other wolf who apparently had more than one tail(It wasn't realistic). It went something like this (I don't remember it that well):
Me: The wolf fell backwards, slamming on the ground. She leaped to her paws in an attempt to bite at his tail.
Other Wolf: He began to shake his tails, hitting the she-wolf's leg really hard. As his tails went faster, he started to cut through the skin and bone until the leg fell off.
Me: O.o Uhhm...))
Then I went offline..
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I just remembered another one :D
So, I was roleplaying in this literate RP called Kuzimu City a while back and my character, Blizzard, was fighting this other wolf who apparently had more than one tail(It wasn't realistic). It went something like this (I don't remember it that well):
Me: The wolf fell backwards, slamming on the ground. She leaped to her paws in an attempt to bite at his tail.
Other Wolf: He began to shake his tails, hitting the she-wolf's leg really hard. As his tails went faster, he started to cut through the skin and bone until the leg fell off.
Me: O.o Uhhm...))
Then I went offline..
Behold, the all powerful SAWBLADE TAIL!
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>.< Okay okay, This was earlier in the year. I was in this pack thing right. After about 3-4 hours of role play me and ma friend desided to leave. When we left the Alpha started to troll us and Power play us. So me and my friend continued our calm role play and ran away in role play, But he stalked us. We ended up at the good ol' +, That's when I blocked the floof, Ends up he done the block glitch on me and I was like 'wtf...o.o I BLOCKED YOU D:<' Because yanno, I didn't know what the block glitch was till that happened. In the end they me and ma frien' had a great ending and the trolls.... Not so much xD
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I just remembered another one :D
So, I was roleplaying in this literate RP called Kuzimu City a while back and my character, Blizzard, was fighting this other wolf who apparently had more than one tail(It wasn't realistic). It went something like this (I don't remember it that well):
Me: The wolf fell backwards, slamming on the ground. She leaped to her paws in an attempt to bite at his tail.
Other Wolf: He began to shake his tails, hitting the she-wolf's leg really hard. As his tails went faster, he started to cut through the skin and bone until the leg fell off.
Me: O.o Uhhm...))
Then I went offline..
I would of laughed so hard. xDD
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My and my friend were just hanging around, watching some wolf pack roleplaying. We would often do this and comment on their roleplaying through whisper. At one point, there was this rogue character that just happened to wander into the pack's territory. He/She was actually a pretty literate roleplayer, so it looked like it would be quite entertaining to watch. It went something like this:
Rogue: The brute padded through the long grass, his grey pelt blending in with the light colours of the earth below him. He sniffed the air and scented a fresh carcass nearby, seemingly unguarded. He began to stalk towards the pack's kill, his head low.
Alpha Female: She raised her head at the sound of distant panting, her ears flicking towards the sound.
Rogue: He watched silently as the she-wolf raised her head and looked in his direction, he froze and held his breath.
Alpha Male: *Walks up to his mate* Whats wrong?
Alpha Female: She smiled as the Alpha walked up to her, wondering what the matter is. She shook her head, "It's nothing. I thought I heard something."
Rogue: He breathed out a sigh of relief, stalking around the two wolves and towards the meat. His paws made quiet crunching sounds on the dry grass, but it was barely audible.
Alpha Male: *Sees the male wolf and runs up to him, growling at him.*
Rogue: The rogue shrinks back, his ears flat against his head. He hung his head submissively, taking a small step back.
Alpha Male: *Takes out his claws and rip the loner's throat out*
Rogue: (Heyy, you cant do that...)
Alpha Male: *Eats the dead body of the loner, laughing.*
Rogue: Powerplayer... *Disconnects from the server*
Meanwhile, the Alpha Female character just stood there. She finally said "I don't like powerplaying groups." And left the group, me and my friend couldn't stop laughing xD.
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I remember I was in a lion pride, and we were rping among ourselves when a trio of wolves showed up and demanded we hand over our cubs.
Long story short we told them get lost.
A couple of them got it and left, but one stayed behind and tried to take them anyways.
Of course, it was rp, so myself and a couple of lionesses attacked her.
But suddenly, she morphed into a complete godmodder and threw three full grown lions off of herself. Keep in mind her size was that of an adolescent. Then, she miraculously tore out our throats in one post.
When we called her out on her BS, she accused us of powerplaying, blocked everyone and left.
Gotta love it.
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I think I'm going to fetch some PP/GM stories from Fluorite as a Forest Rabbit so cats would attack me. I'll specifically say that I am fetching stories in my bio. I think that's troll bait, too. >.> I'll come back later w/ sum stories. Expect me to post more.
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I'm going to talk about the time I met a literate powerplayer.
So I was in a private map (I mean it's public, but it was made by someone and didn't come with the game) as my character Oxygen, a member of one of my original species called Elementals (cause I'm so original with species names *sarcasm*).
Anyways, they are basically spirits/minor gods that control a certain chemical element.
So somehow Oxygen ends up in a fight with this lab test. I don't remember out exact posts, but it went something like this:
Lab Test: The fae growled at Oxygen, baring her sharp teeth. "You're going down!" She hissed. She lunged at Oxygen and bit into her leg, ripping off her flesh. The fae licked the red blood from her lips, savoring the taste.
Oxygen: Umm, that was kind of powerplay. Also she doesn't have blood, whatever you ripped off would turn into oxygen gas.))
Lab Test: Whatever. Just RP))
Oxygen: Oxygen clenched her teeth in pain, watching as her ripped flesh dissolved into air. "Fine. Have it your way." she said, beginning to smile. Oxygen's pelt went up in flame, she laughed, "I warn you, this may sting a little." she said. Oxygen began to use her powers to attempt to ignite the wolf in flame.
Lab Test: The wolf caught fire and laughed. "Fire does not harm me!" the fae said. She leapt towards Oxygen, slashing her claws over the other female's face.
Oxygen: Oxygen yowled in pain and jumped backwards. "Fine. No fire. Too bad, death by burning is really the most elegant way to die in my opinion. But I have other tricks." she said. "How do you feel about poison?" Oxygen began to manipulate the air in the wolves lungs, she wanted to force all the nitrogen from them and replace it with pure oxygen gas. Too much oxygen is poisonous.
Lab Test: The fae smiled. "Poison cannot harm me!" she said. The test lunged at Oxygen, leaping onto her back and knocking her over. "Not so high and mighty after all?" said the she-wolf.
Oxygen: "Stupid dog!" said Oxygen, "You have no idea who you're dealing with!" Oxygen began to try and do the opposite of what she did before. She began to try and force all gas from the wolf's lungs, in an attempt to suffocate her.
Lab Test: "Nice try, I don't need to breathe." said the wolf, "Being tested on sure has it's advantages!" The wolf smiled as she pinned Oxygen down. "I'm gonna enjoy this." she said, preparing for the kill.
Oxygen: Oxygen laughed, "Petty animal!" she said. Oxygen began to manipulate the atmosphere, trying to force the full weight of it down on the wolf, and to remove all air from the wolf's body. If she succeeded the lab test would be crushed like a pancake. All her blood vessels and organs would collapse, as would every cell in the wolf's body.
Lab Test: "I'm too strong for that!" said the wolf, "Why on earth would you think something as light as air could hurt me? I'm not just a stupid animal, I'm stronger than your average wolf. And you are going to die!"
Oxygen: You realize your last few posts are powerplay right? You can't just scratch or pin me like that. Also, I've been responding to your attacks and you haven't even been hurt at all by mine. I don't know if that would be called powerplay or not but still.))
Lab Test: It's not powerplay because she's immune to all those things.))
Oxygen: Umm...she's immune to being crushed? I wasn't aware she was a cockroach.))
Lab Test: Yeah, cause she's been tested on.))
Oxygen: It's she has the typical biology of a normal animal, with cells and such, having the weight of 25% of the earth's atmosphere placed upon her would most certainly kill her.)
Lab Test: But she doesn't have normal biology. She's a lab test.))
Oxygen: Umm...so what kind of biology does she have?))
Lab Test: IDK, let's just get on with the RP.))
Oxygen: Not if your gonna powerplay killing me next. Goodbye.))
And then I disconnected.
So yeah, not all powerplayers are illiterates.
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I was hanging out on my lynx Beothuk in fluorite when some wolf chose to attack me. I can't remember word for word what transpired but this is more or less it
She-wolf: She groweled and stalked up behind the linx. suddenly she lept pined him and bit his neck
(My afterthoughts/comments will be in red, But any way I was bored enough I chose to play along)
Beo: Beothuk cried out in shock then snarled at the wolf as it's fangs tore at his throat kicking at it's belly he fought to free himself
She-Wolf: Bites the linx again and again till he dies. Starts tearing off chunks for her pups.
Beo: Urm... That's kinda power playing. I'ma give you the benefit of the doubt and ask if you wanna try that again?))
She-wolf: Shut up your dead. The she wolf howeld to her pups
(At this point her pups showed up and began to eat Beothuk)
Beo: Yeah. No. I'm power player immune. See yall later.
Pup 1: Come back your ded.
Pup 2: your the one power playing. Youre dead
(At this point the mate and father showed up. For some reason I remember his name)
Devon: What's going on?
Beo: Oh these power players chose to attack me. Now their angry I'm ignoring them
Devon: There not power players!!! Glows with power and bolts of electricity shoot out as I tear apart the lynx and my family feeds on him.
Beo: M'kay. See ya
( At this point I lead them on a chase till they got distracted by someone role playing a lion in "Ther" den)
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Here is a conversation I overheard between a pregnant lioness and a stranger male. There was also someone playing an unborn cub.
Lion: -stalks toward the lioness, growls-
Lioness: -crouches, flattens her ears in fear. The cub in her belly would make it harder to flee-
Lion: I don't like strangers in my territory. -roars, swats with claw-
Unborn M Cub: -leaps from womb and bites onto neck, severing the vital vein. He holds on until the lion dies-
Lion: First of all, a lion cub would be too feeble to kill a full grown lion, and second of all...it's powerplaying.
The lion left and the lioness renounced her claim to the cub, leaving as well. The "unborn" cub failed to find a mom through mate begging and eventually had to RP out its own death.
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Story 1:
My friend and I decided to join an All Animals RP. I was a fox named Kenya and she was a rabbit (I forgot the name.) I thought it would be one of those realistic RPs where I can attempt to hunt the rabbits and such, but get this: THe leader was a deer, and it turns out we were 1 group of a family...
Deer: Come to rock for meeting!
(I tried to be literate without pushing it too far)
Me: Kenya glanced at the stars before she perked her ears hearing the call. "Come on, runt." She said, turning her head to the rabbit.
Friend: She raised her head and nodded to Kenya.
Deer: Hunters are on our land, we need to get rid of them
*5 mins of boring crap*
Deer; We need to make fake us!
Me and Friend OOC: What...? *We look at eachother and laugh*
Me OOC: Dafuq is this? x'3
Deer: He makes replica deer of sticks.
Me OOC: Well... Whatever o-o
Me: She flicked her tail as she gathered leaves and sticks, piling them up into a decent fox shape.
Deer: Hunters are comming run! *The hunters came and shot my legs* Run!
Me: *Thinking: ....This RP is stupid o-o* Kenya shook her head. "No, we cannot leave you!"
Deer:Go now I will be fine
We ran x'3
Deer: Hunter cuts off antlers and shoots all 4 of my legs and leaves
*Then he said Afk* Me OOC: Hurry and leave and get on your Warrior cat!
We left x'3
Story 2:
I decided to get on my Rogue Warrior Cat who I like to Wander FP with. I sat near a rock and here is the result...
Sawstar: hawkflight get out of weaponclan territory or i will have to attack you.
Me: Well I am here OOC, and this is a public map, good sir :3
Sawstar: weaponclan attack!
gunshot: does scourge death blow and you die painful
Me: Uhm, friend. That is kind of godmodding? I do not appreciate my cat being killed with one blow.
knifeclaw: SLASHES OUT HAWK EYES AND HE IS BLIND THEN I RIP HIS NECK OUT
Me: Sawstar, sir. Your Clan is godmodding.
Sawstar: they are defending territory get out
Me: Fine, wanna Powerplaying RP? I'll give you one.
Sawstar: screw off
Me: (Godmod me, I godmod back.) Hawkflight snarled, unsheathing his claws. He went for the silver tom, pinning him with a good bite to the neck.
*More fighting*
Me: GOnna loose a life soon, Sawbutt?
Sawstar: clan leaders are stronger than any cats
Me: ....Yea, I think I'll go now. This RPing type is not fun.
Sawstar: We won the battle!
Me: Yea, whatever makes you happy. *Logs off*
xD I find the 1st one to be the oddest RP ever...
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I actually don't have a story, but I can't help but laugh at all these stories. xD I can't believe what some people would do. Hopefully I'll get a powerplaying story soon enough!
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I was in atlantis with my friend,Eai, And this 'Werru' guy came up to me and asked to join his pack. So, i had just made a wolf to join this... "WULF PAK" thing, and this happened.
Mawxi: Hai
Samsung (me) : Hello.
Mawxi: So i was leik thinking..
Samsung: Hum?
Mawxi : B mai m8?
Samsung : No thank you.
Then i found out so called 'Mawxi' was leader..... Uh oooh. :(
Mawxi : -CALLZ PACK AND TELLS THEM ALL TO KILL YOU-
Next thing i knew, 10 or more wolf demons come out of nowhere and circled me.
Mawxi : ATTAK!
Makush teh deemun : -Rips guts open-
aMI: -Gurawlz and bites neck, killung-
Berp: -Killz and eats-
Samsung : "So... a taste of yall' own medicen, huh?" Samsung howled, calling some animals to help her in her 'EPIK BATUL 2 DEFF'.
For there suprise, 20 or more of my friends, all with wings, dropped out of the sky.
Mawxi : HOLY CRAWP! SURRENDURP!
I had a good time :D
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I just...
I don't know how to respond to what is above me.
Maybe LAUGH OUT LOUD?!?!
Anyways, I found another story while I was just sitting in some random spot in Bonfire on my new Neko Fox. (Don't ask.)
I was RPing alone (Forever alone...) and stalking the chat, when I saw this conversation.
Keep in mind, I forget both their names, but I remember there was an albino fox pup and a stray dog.
<Stray> She looked down at the fox pup with distain, then bent over to end it's horrid, different life.
<Fox Pup> The fox pup yelped as the stray bent over, then leaped up and bit under her chin
At this point, I was like, "OK, kinda reasonable. Not that a fox pup can just high, but still.
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<Stray> "You idiot!" She cried and tossed her head around, flinging the pup into a tree and bashing its skull.
Er, what?
<Fox Pup> She squealed, but used her albino magic to heal herself and knock the stray over and into a sharp rock.
<Stray> She yelped as the stone went through her paw, but then ignored the pain and lay on the pup, squishing her.
<Fox Pup> She managed to roll out from under the stray and then bite her neck, tossing her to the Lion King rock.
<Stray> Uses magic to give self wings and fly back, then uses wings to make a hurricane to sweep the fox into outer space.
<Fox Pup> That's powerplaying! I'm not RPing with you anymore!))
Then they logged out.
I thought it was funny and heck.
Don't you just love how many albino's and 'rares' there are in FH?
Anyways, The stray started to terrorize some random group near the TLK, and I logged out because of boredom.
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I't really annoys me when pups act like that when I play as a pup/cub my character is sweet innocent and has the mind of a child
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<Stray> "You idiot!" She cried and tossed her head around, flinging the pup into a tree and bashing its skull.
Er, what?
xDD Must really be bipolar. Going from anger to crying to violence. That or the stray hated kids.
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This gave me a good chuckle the other day. The one hunting was just a lioness.
(http://i1324.photobucket.com/albums/u616/WolfWish/e3607fcc-3ea5-4a1e-9bb2-4adc98824e44_zps9d9304d0.jpg) (http://s1324.photobucket.com/user/WolfWish/media/e3607fcc-3ea5-4a1e-9bb2-4adc98824e44_zps9d9304d0.jpg.html)
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Ok, heres one.
My character Ollie (wolf) was just sitting on a rock next to the 'TLK cave', when these lions just started to kill me. I can't quite remember so I'll try to.
Random Lion 1: hi
Me: Hi there.
So far so good.
Random Lion 1: ATTAK!
Or I was just saying.
Random Lion 2: Rips a hole in the wolfs head and pulls the skull out making its head fall in
Me: Excuse me? Isn't that powerplaying?
Random Lion 1: SHUT UP YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT WERE GUD AND YOUR NOT
That went on for a few minutes later until the had apparently 'de-boned' me. Then I logged off. Wait hang on. I actually think I remembered it! Great! I now feel invincible.
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This gave me a good chuckle the other day. The one hunting was just a lioness.
(http://i1324.photobucket.com/albums/u616/WolfWish/e3607fcc-3ea5-4a1e-9bb2-4adc98824e44_zps9d9304d0.jpg) (http://s1324.photobucket.com/user/WolfWish/media/e3607fcc-3ea5-4a1e-9bb2-4adc98824e44_zps9d9304d0.jpg.html)
I have no idea why I started laughing so hard at that.. I mean, it's funny, but the moment I saw 'kills a bear' I lost it. xD
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I had my character say hi to a loner on the packs in-roleplay 'territory', and the loner apparently thought my character was not worthy to talk to, teleported onto my characters back, ripped part of her head off, talked about how my character was lame, then left. Aaaaall before my character had a chance to say 'Wut'.
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I had my character say hi to a loner on the packs in-roleplay 'territory', and the loner apparently thought my character was not worthy to talk to, teleported onto my characters back, ripped part of her head off, talked about how my character was lame, then left. Aaaaall before my character had a chance to say 'Wut'.
You have now become a victim of...
*Drumroll*
FERALHEART LOGIC!
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Kiara TLK: a heyna
Mwotali (me): What...))
Kiara TLK: -attaks heyna and rips throath no miss-
Mwotali: -pokerface- I'm outta here... -le poof-))
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Iron Legion: They made themselves look so honorable and tried to act valiant but I just started laughing IRL! (I'm not saying all are funny, just saying these ones :D) It was just xD! LAWL!
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I was just chilling in bonfire, fighting this idiot named Mary Sue.
<Aurora F Tigwolf (me)> Mary Sue, you do not have permission to kill me.
<Mary Sue> KILLS AURORA NO MISS NO DODGE
<Me> Powerplay much?
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I was just chilling in bonfire, fighting this idiot named Mary Sue.
<Aurora F Tigwolf (me)> Mary Sue, you do not have permission to kill me.
<Mary Sue> KILLS AURORA NO MISS NO DODGE
<Me> Powerplay much?
That character was a troll, and a pretty clever one, I must say so.
She was mocking powerplayers.
"Mary sue" is a term used to describe perfect, flawless characters. They are beautiful, nice, everyone loves them, super-powerful and cannot lose a fight etc.
This kind of sums it up: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mary-sue (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mary-sue)
Mary sues are often known to be powerplayers, hence this character's actions.
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I was just chilling in bonfire, fighting this idiot named Mary Sue.
<Aurora F Tigwolf (me)> Mary Sue, you do not have permission to kill me.
<Mary Sue> KILLS AURORA NO MISS NO DODGE
<Me> Powerplay much?
I've seen that Mary Sue person running around Bonfire, not your typical troll I must say. (Though I do remember when someone else made a Mary Sue and they both started screaming at each other and powerplaying, I was laughing my head off irl.)
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Lolz
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Well....... Yeah. XD
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These are so amusing. I'm gonna be here all day!
This is EpicWolfie, peace out!
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I recently had an experience with.. Ugh.. Lions.. In Bonfire while I was on my lovely striped hyena. I won't give out names I'll just put Lion 1, lion 2 and such. I'll only give out TLk names other than that.
Me: The hyena's paws padded up the hill, avoiding falling off of the edge while avoiding the larger felines.
Cub 1: OMG A HIEENA! KILL IT!!1111!
Cub 2: *LAUNCHES AT THE HYENA RIPPING IT'S EAR OFF!!!!!!!*
M Lion 1: GET OUT OF THE PRIDELANDS U DISGRAIS!!!!! U KIELLD MUFASA
Me: [.-. Are you guys trolling?]
Simba: *ROARS SO LOUDLY ALL THE TREES FALL DOWN* GET OWT U IDEEOT U KILLD MI FAMILE
Me: [Oh my god.]
At this point I walked away while they screamed at me. But I wanted to scream P[Censored] at them.
Me: Okay, I'm only going to say this once. I'm not RPing anymore, I didn't mean any harm when I was. Now please. Go. Away.
Every single lion: *KILLZ NO MISS*
Me: I GIVE UP. *Poofs*
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This gave me a good chuckle the other day. The one hunting was just a lioness.
(http://i1324.photobucket.com/albums/u616/WolfWish/e3607fcc-3ea5-4a1e-9bb2-4adc98824e44_zps9d9304d0.jpg) (http://s1324.photobucket.com/user/WolfWish/media/e3607fcc-3ea5-4a1e-9bb2-4adc98824e44_zps9d9304d0.jpg.html)
Lol, that must have been one, weak bear. XD
@DynamiteSkittles This is so common nowadays. But, gosh... That scene must have been quite something, lol. Gotta love those one-hit K.O's. I mean how can you not be tickled by that... And what's with the whole "!1!1!!" thing? I mean, you can't just hold down the key and makes "!!!!!!"? Makes me wonder how people type. .-.
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I was also roleplaying as a bear named Brumas. In 2012, I was just sitting and hurting noone, until this wolf came up and said "destroys voice box no miss you die." I decided to come back by saying "Claws in the torso and causes severe bleeding." Just to look back, a bear has a bite force strong enough to actually break open a bowling ball.
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I was on my mare Rping with some friends in Bonfire, a bear was nearby and out of no where a Border collie came in and said,
'*Collie leaps at bear and rips its throat out no miss*
We all just stared at it and I said, 'Um, Collie's don't have that kind of strength to do that. . . .
the collie then proceeded to swear and logged off.
We all had a good laugh xD!
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Did you report them? Anyways, I actually want to experience being powerplayed on. It must be fun! XD
This is EpicWolfie, peace out!
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Naw, at least, I know didn't (Couldn't either, danr computer nu like to save scweenies ;=;)
Mybe some one else did, but again, this is bonfire we're talking about, that chat goes up faster than a dog eating food.
Made of Bacon Wrapped Cats.
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Just Yesterday this has got to be the most epic face palm RP of all time:
Yesterday I was just passing through the infamous Bonfire when this injured kitten caught my attention up on the hill. I decided to stick around and watch the RP unfold so I sat behind a rock and boy I don't regret a moment of it lol. This is the best I can remember the rp...:P
I will substitute some of the names because I don't remember all of the exact names:
InjuredKit: -yowls in pain on the group blood spilling from her nose-
InjuredKit's Mom: -Comes running to check on her daughter and starts licking wounds-
(apparently the kit was kicked in the head by a horse)
WhiteMare: Get out now! You're in our territory -Rears up and smashes her hooves down-
Kit'sMom: -Hisses and growls at the mare- Touch my daughter and I will kill you
WhiteMare: -laughs demonically as eyes glow red and mane catches on fire- Oh really?
InjuredKit: -Coughs up more blood- MOM! NOOOO!
Kit'sMom: -Leaps up and scratches out the mare's eyes-
WhiteMare: STOP STUPID GOD MODDER! OMG
(all the mares friends run in and start yelling at the cat that she's a god modder so now is when things get ugly)
BlackStallion: -Grabs the injured kit and throws it into the wall-
Kit'sMom: -Jumps into the air on to the stallion's neck and bites ripping out his throat-
WhiteMare: -kicks cat in the head shattering her skull-
Filly: -Bites the cats head and crushes making its guts come out its head-
Kit'sMom: -Blood gushing everywhere jumps up again sticking her claws into the filly's eyes. Eyes pop out-
Filly: -Whines and falls over-
WhiteMare: You can't kill my baby! Die stupid cat! You're already dead! -Stomps on the cats head until brains come out everywhere-
InjuredKit: -Runs and bites off the mare's head- You can't kill my mom!
(yes a kitten just bit off a horses head... but wait things get even more juicy)
Out of no where a random wolf comes in?....
Wolf: -While the others fight starts to eat the injured filly-
Filly: MOMMY HELP!!! Wolf is trying to kills me!
Wolf: Shut up -Rips the filly's throat out-
WhiteMare: -Runs at the wolf and kicks throwing him off the filly over the cliff-(Let me remind you she doesnt have a head anymore)
BlackStallion: -confronts the wolf and bites it's back breaking it spine-(He must have thrown himself over the cliff too)
Kit'sMom: -relives and gets up and attacks the mare while she is facing wolf-
WhiteMare: -Kicks hooves into cat's head again making the head split it two-
Wolf: Jumps -on top of stallion and rips out his throat-
Kit'sMom: -Stabs claws into mare's belly and slices all across until insides pour out-
WhiteMare: -Falls to the ground dead on top of wolf killing it-
Wolf: -Gets crushed and lungs explode-
(At this point idk what happened to the BlackStallion)
InjuredKit: -runs to mom crying-
Kit's Mom: -Falls over bleeding to death- I save you baby now run I am dying
InjuredKit: Mom T_T Don't die
(dramatic death scene between the two cats and as this happens the group that RP's the lion king comes over and starts RP eating the dead horse and wolf)
....wtf
Why? WHY!?!
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^ What The Floof?
Thats just WEIRD!
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kovu: OK U WILL NOT HURT KIRA!!!!!! NOT ON MY WATCH
vitni: if u hurt them u go threw me first
zira: ok -kills-
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kovu: OK U WILL NOT HURT KIRA!!!!!! NOT ON MY WATCH
vitni: if u hurt them u go threw me first
zira: ok -kills-
The first though that went through my head was What the Cow...
Seriously, its amazing that they do this kind of thing!
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BlackStallion: -confronts the wolf and bites it's back breaking it spine-(He must have thrown himself over the cliff too)
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That horse has some strong jaws. I bet this is the one that killed a bear yesterday. That is logic.
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And he may have killed that flying pegasus we saw in the magical land of A place we all call, Bonfire, or as others call it, Power Player city.
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If you see horses in Bonfire, run. Run as fast as you can and don't look back.
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I saw a horse at bonfire ages ago and I wasn't harmed at all! Well I'm lucky!
This is EpicWolfie, peace out!
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Cool.
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try not to be stereotypical. plenty of people there are actually really nice. just because i talk like this does this mean im gonna kill you? (off topic) anyway;
there was this one time where i was roleplaying as a species i made up that had antlers and wings and a spiked tail.
me: the creature thrashed back and forth, her mind racing. would she be able to kill the human?
some cat: -launches himself at creature and bites throat-
*then i was totally spammed by some cats' posts that i didn't see*
other cat: HEY! YOU CANT DO THAT POWERPLAYER!
me: wha?
more cat: YOU TOTALLY IGNORED OUR POST! OMG!
anooother cat: YOURE A POWERPLAYER EVERYONE JUST IGNORE THE POWERPLAYER
me: uhm, ok.) she flinches, realizing she had lost the battle for the cats were all suddenly attatched to the human, the feline bounded back up the hill to lick her bleeding wounds.
yeah..
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Five minutes after logging in on a brand new character I find my self assaulted by a pile of "horses", I won't question why a herd of horses would choose to attack a tiger who was minding his own business, I will not question why they took no damage in the ensuing fight, my assertion of belief however ends at the lead stallion catching on fire then proceeding to "burn his flesh off showing his true form as a Demond. He turned and with a flick of his head tore the tiger to pieces!" Yeah... Line is drawen there.
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Five minutes after logging in on a brand new character I find my self assaulted by a pile of "horses", I won't question why a herd of horses would choose to attack a tiger who was minding his own business, I will not question why they took no damage in the ensuing fight, my assertion of belief however ends at the lead stallion catching on fire then proceeding to "burn his flesh off showing his true form as a Demond. He turned and with a flick of his head tore the tiger to pieces!" Yeah... Line is drawen there.
a Demond? Oh my, I need to make a Cougar and go to a herd and try this out xD!
MeanWhile, When Tyla the MEr was in BonFire . . . :
A Doe went AFK in Bonfire, and got mobbed by a wolf or a cat, I can't recall, and suddenly! A Mother wolf and her pup came in and said, 'OMG! LEVE THATDEER ALOWNE!' ne proceeded to mangle and maim him till he died -.-
And the funny bit is, The Doe was AFK the whole time xD
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Lol
I need to make a wolf and try being in a pile of horses. Why would a herd of horses attack a wolf while the wolf was minding her own business.
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This once.... I was confronted by a kit... I was a leader
Sunstar (Me): Lashing her banner she yolwed and barrled at the apptrince shoving him aside and cracked her neck at the kit.
Skykit: *bites into chest ripping out instesntes*
Sunstar: ....) Grinning she didnt feel a thing and shook it off.
Skykit: Burns face and muders 9 lives kill no miss!!!
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*Note: I've taken this story from another Power Player Thread*
*walks into the cave near the overlook in BonFire as my OOC, Starry*
<Kovu M> "An intruder! Kill him!" he snarled and ate his eyes
((First of all, since when was Starry the name of a dude?? e_o))
<Kiara F Preg> "Protect me from that thing Kovu!"
((A domestic cat is a threat to a pride?))
<Simba M> -eats her face-
<Nala F> -slices open Starry's stomach and strangles her with her own intestines-
<Starry> Err... I'm still alive .___.
<Nala F> Ur dead noa u powr playr!!1!1!))
<Simba M> Power playr -_- Ur dead idiot, I tore your eyes out))
<Kovu M> Srsly? Dude ur dead -.-' Die))
<Kiara F> Kill her!!!!11!1!
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I was just sitting around on my lovely gold husky, on Stone Bridge at Flourite Plains until a nooby lion pride decided to attack me.
Lead Male: HAY U!!!! GET OF MY TARITORY B4 I RIP YUO TO SHREDS!
MeiMei (me): This is public, you do not have the right to claim it.
Lead Male: PUSHES MEIMEI IN POOL AND SHE DROWNS NO MISS NO DODGE
MeiMei: Try killing me all you want, I will not die.
Lead Male: ROARS SO LOUDLY THAT ALL THE TREES FALL DOWN ONE CRUSHES MEIMEI AND SHE HOWLS IN PAIN AND DIES NO MISS
MeiMei: Your spamming. Shut up.
Lead Male: YUO POWAR PLAYR GET ON DA GROND AND DIE OR I WILL REPRT YOU!
MeiMei: Your the powerplayer. Shut Up. Again.
Then I blocked him.
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These are all funny
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Keep in mind I was on an older character of mine that I absolutely love. Aden the Norwegian Forest Cat.
Also, know this. I accept the fact that in a Warrior role-play, there are no lions. So comparing a fully grown tom to a new born kit, they have the right idea on making them that large. And its not like a lion in going to appear in the midst of a Warrior cat role-play. (Unless the occasional bob-cat, cougar, ect. Then the proper time should be taken to make sure members know the difference in size) But anyway, back to my dear Aden. He has a Gigantism, and no I don''t take it lightly. He has weak joints and will die prematurely.
So anyway, I was sitting in flourite. No clue why, didn't feel like role-playing and was trying to merely complete my forum role-play site. Well, of course this was a crap idea. Couple of lions came up.
Lion 1: Oh looky. Another lion sized kitty.
Me: Hmmm? oh, no. Its just the roleplay's I join.
Lion 2: ~Attacks kitty, clawing at belly and tearing something important~
Lion 1: ~Eats carcass~
Me: Oh, look at the time! Its time for a block.(Since I had stopped role-playing in public maps it was a long time since I had seen a powerplayer, joking or not)
Lion 1: U r dead.
Lion 2: its jusr being illiterate
Me: Nulla, dear.(Nulla is no in latin. Also at this point I know better)
And then I block them.
I was on another character, this one was Nicais my darling wolf. I had gone into Flourite again, and I sat on a rock.... Horses. Horses came.
GreyStallion:He thunders across the plains, seeing the wolf in rage.
Me: The intrepid brute lifted his lips in a dreary snarl at the large hooved creature from his spot atop of the crag, his dull claws curling uslessly into the the much stronger stone as he faced the one who interupted his rest. "What do ye want, horse?" The burly wolf muttered beyond his dripping teeth. He never liked how things merely sprouted up as if they were weeds. It was no fun, no interest and no control. And he direly loved the control he was never allowed to
hone.
Greystallion:He liftess his hooves and cracks the stupid wolf, splitting the skull before bitting his legs off.
From then on I just blocked him. It made me quite sad tht my post went to waist.