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The title says it all. The oddest thing I heard was when I was sitting in L Island. I heard a lion say something about "Making love" to tree... Share some things you've heard while lying around in Feral Heart.
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I was in Bonfire and someone said something like "Welcome to Bonfire Island,take your sh** and get out!"
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Oh my. This morning some near me in the cape said "Announcement: This is my rock any trespassers will be sold as slaves!"
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This is one of the funniest things I saw:
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Just saw someone say: "Selling crack! An once for three cookies!" Why?
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Just someone called M lioness... Nothing too hilarious.
She is special, in her name it means something else.
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Once I saw a pup killer asking to adopt someone...
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Once I saw in general in flourite..
"BUTTSE* BY (Insert name of place here I forgot) GAYS ONLY" Or something like that. Oddest thing I've ever seen. o.o I don't remember anything else though...
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Why do people type these things?
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Er, how can I say this..?
I was sitting idly in Flourite when someone, won't say her username due to respect, bluntly called out in General the word 'Semen'. She didn't say anything else as everyone was processing what just happened then we all, including me, burst out in hysterical laughter as she freaked out in General saying she meant for that to go to the Group Chat.
We all love those moments when we speak in the wrong chat.
If this post goes against the rules in any way, please feel free to correct me/remove this post for I honestly could think of no way of what else to call it without people going, "-Derp.- Whut?"
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I was in the plains sitting on a rock and somebody was chasing someone else yelling "Gimmie back my flying waffle." Not really that funny but it made me smile. ;D
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I like to go to bonfire listen to TLK roleplays. That stuff was getting out of hand. Somone wanted to kill there mother, multiple people were having affairs, there was alot of people planning murders, and once they were al freaking out because like 15 cubs were running around. This is over a period of time, not all at once though. I wouldn't think it was so weird but i mean these are LION KING a movie made for kids and there over their haveing affairs.
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Lol...
Once, I was sitting alone at the N/Z, and some people were advertising for a RP. Nothing abnormal, right? Wrong.
It was a tree RP. Yeah, we've all seen them. But there's more.
On top of the fact that it was a tree RP, they said "Males only" and everyone started freaking out over why trees should have genders. Then they went into this big tree research topic and such and out of nowhere, somebody yells out "TURTLES LIKE CHEEZE" and everybody flipped out laughing, then there was an awkward silence.
Weirdest day of my life if I say so myself.
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Lol you have managed to kill me with that post ratattack!
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Lol you have managed to kill me with that post ratattack!
So I have. ;D
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I was just laying and I saw this:
Person 1: Wait, you said making love to a tree?
Person 2: Lolno, my fingers are wrong. I said I have to brb, need to pee.
Person 3: Wait what? That rhymes.
Person 2: On the way here I saw a sparklefreakingdog.
Person 1: Did it give you cancer?
Person 2: No, just eye-burning sensations.
Person 3: That happened to me, except I saw my mom banging my dog. I don't understand.
Person 1: Let's play spin the bottle ewe I am the bottle.
Person 3: I'd rather go bang my dog too.
Person 2: That's not a bad idea. Brb.
Person 1: LOLNOWAY
Person 3: .-. Who else sees the blue cat? HAHA SPARKLECAT TURTLE.
Then I left because they saw me. I did encounter some more weird conversations, too. Like this one.
STORY: I was running in SP and I stopped, hearing this:
GREEN - Person 1. PURPLE - Person 2.
Person 1: I think I am horny.
Person 2: K, I think I can get batman to twerk for you.
Person 1: AWESOME =W=
Then I left, again..
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whispering a friend, asking him to come to SR, and I accidentaly forgot to switch into Local. I said Hello, everyone. Ryan, stop that nonsense! It was so funny. My friend started cracking up and I did it again and I was all like, Hey, anyone there? Sparkledog, stop yo jumping! That's a crime, jumping on a dragoness! It was the funniest thing I have ever seen and done....
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I'm guilty of the crime I'm explaining. xD In Cape I was on my Phantom OTO (of the opera) char and someone named Doctor and Sir Puptard dragged me in a box full of marshmallows and "Smokey Bumcheeks." Hmm yes, I was one of the people yelling about that and goofing off.We ended up with a cuddle pile of about 7 people. I only know 2 of those people now! xD Needless to say the chatbox was spammed full of tons of jibber-jabber about marshmallows,the tardis, and Smokey Bumcheeks everywhere.Good times... ~Erik
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I have Three.
1.I was sitting at stone bridge chatting with one of my IRL pals abd then randomly a female comes over and Yells at him:"You cheating on me?! You ghost*******!" then she ran away. Nor me nor my buddy knew that person then there was an awkvard silence in like 15 min. (I dont know if that Counts as funny?)
2.I was in a Rp and because many peapole mistake my main character Dex for a male,Some random female came over and said: "Make sweet sweet love to me!" And i just could answer: "I dont think thats possible.." "Yes it is now **** me!" And i just replied: "You know im a female right?" And then she left the Rp and poofed.
3.I was chatting with my Swedish friend in local near some german peapole, And they came over and wanted us to join their Rp.So we kept on talking Swedish in Group and they were just like: Yeah ofcourse their german! :D
I dont know if any of you guys think this is funny. And if you think im using some unsuiting language here then im really sorry for that.
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I'm not sure if this belongs, But:
I was being a pup, Looking for a mother. Then this pup killer (Why do pup killers exsist anyway? They're so mean -_-) came up to me and said "Can i ask you a question?" And then i replied back "Okay sure but please don't kill me" Then the pup killer replied "Are you afraid of death?" Then i lost it. I TOTALLY. Lost control. I nearly killed myself. Like really. I was going to, But my mother (In real life) came in and stopped me.
That. Was. The oddest moment for me. .-.
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Well, once I was running through Fluorite and I overheard someone complain "you pooped on my grama".
That sentence raised questions I'm not entirely sure I want answered.
Then once I saw the best advertisement.
"join my pack today feline cubs aloud rp free. no neons.but there can be neon eyes thats all be the leader today i will be the teen princess warriors leaders alphas pups aloud"
"please whisper me"
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I'm not sure if this belongs, But:
I was being a pup, Looking for a mother. Then this pup killer (Why do pup killers exsist anyway? They're so mean -_-) came up to me and said "Can i ask you a question?" And then i replied back "Okay sure but please don't kill me" Then the pup killer replied "Are you afraid of death?" Then i lost it. I TOTALLY. Lost control. I nearly killed myself. Like really. I was going to, But my mother (In real life) came in and stopped me.
That. Was. The oddest moment for me. .-.
...Wait. You almost killed yourself because someone on a game asked if you were afraid of death....?
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I'm not sure if this belongs, But:
I was being a pup, Looking for a mother. Then this pup killer (Why do pup killers exsist anyway? They're so mean -_-) came up to me and said "Can i ask you a question?" And then i replied back "Okay sure but please don't kill me" Then the pup killer replied "Are you afraid of death?" Then i lost it. I TOTALLY. Lost control. I nearly killed myself. Like really. I was going to, But my mother (In real life) came in and stopped me.
That. Was. The oddest moment for me. .-.
...Wait. You almost killed yourself because someone on a game asked if you were afraid of death....?
No, Because pup killers are so mean. .-.
He was asking me if i was afraid of death, And obviously i am. He was trying to be mean before he killed me .-.
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I'm not sure if this belongs, But:
I was being a pup, Looking for a mother. Then this pup killer (Why do pup killers exsist anyway? They're so mean -_-) came up to me and said "Can i ask you a question?" And then i replied back "Okay sure but please don't kill me" Then the pup killer replied "Are you afraid of death?" Then i lost it. I TOTALLY. Lost control. I nearly killed myself. Like really. I was going to, But my mother (In real life) came in and stopped me.
That. Was. The oddest moment for me. .-.
...Wait. You almost killed yourself because someone on a game asked if you were afraid of death....?
No, Because pup killers are so mean. .-.
He was asking me if i was afraid of death, And obviously i am. He was trying to be mean before he killed me .-.
.. You were going to kill yourself because a pup-killer was going to 'kill' your character? Is that it?
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I've also seen this:
- I was laying around N/Z tree and then this super bright yellow lion comes running up to my lioness, saying this: "i love you." and I was like: "Do I know you?" He said. "yeah. remember the time when we made love."
"I never made love in this game."
"yes, you did! u liar! y don't u remember? I cna[exactly like that]brake your verginity."
"No, being a Virgin is fine to me. Can you go away?"
"fine. al i wantd waz a babie."
"Then go adopt one."
"its not th sam."
"Who's sam?"
"no, same. typo."
"..Okay. Well can you just go away?"
"fien. thoght we had somethin going on."
Then he left. I lol'd my pants.
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I'm not sure if this belongs, But:
I was being a pup, Looking for a mother. Then this pup killer (Why do pup killers exsist anyway? They're so mean -_-) came up to me and said "Can i ask you a question?" And then i replied back "Okay sure but please don't kill me" Then the pup killer replied "Are you afraid of death?" Then i lost it. I TOTALLY. Lost control. I nearly killed myself. Like really. I was going to, But my mother (In real life) came in and stopped me.
That. Was. The oddest moment for me. .-.
...Wait. You almost killed yourself because someone on a game asked if you were afraid of death....?
No, Because pup killers are so mean. .-.
He was asking me if i was afraid of death, And obviously i am. He was trying to be mean before he killed me .-.
So... because of a pup-killer in a game (which you could've blocked instead of being over-dramatic) you were honestly going to kill yourself? Over a game?
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Don't know why we are talking about suicide... But anywho, I love it when trolls say things like this: "Flushs Phantom down super toilet". Why trolls, why?!
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Oh sorry about that sis got on my account again sorry bout that she tries to embarass me on the forums
So sorry :(
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Oh sorry about that sis got on my account again sorry bout that she tries to embarass me on the forums
So sorry :(
Oh, it's fine. :/ Siblings.
One time I was sitting on a rock in Fluorite and this black wolf with purple markings went up to me, stared at me, said "LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE" and ran off XD I laughed so hard, and that's the weirdest thing I've ever heard XD
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Oh sorry about that sis got on my account again sorry bout that she tries to embarass me on the forums
So sorry :(
Oh, it's fine. :/ Siblings.
One time I was sitting on a rock in Fluorite and this black wolf with purple markings went up to me, stared at me, said "LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE" and ran off XD I laughed so hard, and that's the weirdest thing I've ever heard XD
LOL That is so weird.
Anyways now it's my turn to post somethin'...
I was on one of my characters and then this red wolf came up to me and said "Why are you unrealistic"
And i said "Because i am."
Then he said "You can't be unrealistic in an rp like this this is a realistic rp"
Then i said "I'm not in an rp..."
Then he ran off.
Maybe i was very close to the rp or something? xD
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A blender RP. It was a starnge one. I think one was blending up a lion.
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I've seen an "Unborn foetus." running about and rping with people.... i've also been in rps where unborn cubs have "mewed" o.O
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I have a hatred of most unborns... They like to... "Escape"
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Hmm let me think for a moment.
I remember this one time, (I think it happened within the first couple of months I joined FH.) I was sitting idly on of my warrior cat characters, and this sparkle wolf comes up to me and asked if I wanted to join his/her pack. I look at them weirdly and I'm like: I'm a feline, not a canine. They retaliate back saying something on the lines of: "FINE. I WS JST ASKIN. DUN HAV TO B RUD." before running off to another warrior cat nearby.
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I was attacked by a tree... And then the whole orchard attacked me because I killed the other tree. It had a dramatic death and everything.
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These are hilarious.
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Another fun story:
I was on my character Nature and this guy came up to me. He said "GREEN IS AWESOME!!!!" Then he ran away.
........xD
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Good lord... this was is actually by me, and I was in my private map.
I was in the middle of a very important moment in a roleplay for my character, however I was in the middle of eating a chicken sandwich. Not knowing what else to say, I used up one sentence on how my character was happy and I used up the other three posts on how delicious the chicken sandwich I was eating is, and how my character was jealous, and how the bread was just right -- not to soft but not hard.
It was safe to say that my members lost it in group. They were laughing so much xD!
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I think a weird moment for me was when I got threaten to have my character murdered for not being someone's friends mate. o^o
I know I've caused some fairly odd moments though. I started a cheeseburger in Bonfire with a few friends one night. And not long ago I made a puddle character that was yellow and I sat under people.. Mhm.
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I think a weird moment for me was when I got threaten to have my character murdered for not being someone's friends mate. o^o
I know I've caused some fairly odd moments though. I started a cheeseburger in Bonfire with a few friends one night. And not long ago I made a puddle character that was yellow and I sat under people.. Mhm.
Hey wait you started a cheeseburger in bonfire? I remember that! xD I believe i was Cheese. :P
Also all these posts are hilarious... xD
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I walked by one of those "Fetus" roleplays.
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I've seen a marshmallow rp.
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I've never seen one of those...
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Well it was hilarious. There was a fluffy marshmallow, derpy marshmallow, and more.
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Wow...
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I've heard of giant fruit around Bonfire. x3
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I was like... Derping around right? (I did this with my friends)
So, We were rping Sebastian x Ciel... And I forgot to click 'Group' And I posted it in local.
Sebastian(Me): As the butler ran his tongue down the boy's side, His demonic gaze traveled. (Can't post what it said exactly~)
Random Wolf: OMG I WANT YOU TO DO THAT TO ME!
Sebastian: WOWOWOW. It was a error.
Ciel: EUE Sebastian, this is an order. Get back to f****** my arse~
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This is something I did............I rped a rock. True story. My only line was(Dramatic music):-is being a rock-
True story. Then people started kicking me and throwing me (Felines and canines dont have apossable thumbs o.0) and it was cool 'cus I would never die xD
Then this other time I was all alone at skys rim, enjoying the glory of being ontop of the supposedly feralheart world, when suddenly this 'DemonDragonGodLord' Came online right next to me. He had wings and he flew infront of me and yelled: "YOU BELNG TO ME NOW. BOW DWN BEFOR ME." I just sat there and stared at him. Then he started yeling things like: "DO MY WSHING, MAKE MY BED, DO DNER!" and kept on doing it until for some reason he just poofed. I still just sat there and stared into thin air.
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In Bonfire, someone screamed out,
"BUTTSWING PARTY! COME OVER HERE!"
I'm scarred for life.
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I was in Bonfire (a mistake already LOL) and I saw some person yelling, "MATE CENTER IS OPEN!!!"
It was really crowded there too. Here's a screenie:
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Me and a friend were talking and he said that he had once roleplayed as homework. Characters kept trying to eat him.
I was in Bonfire (a mistake already LOL) and I saw some person yelling, "MATE CENTER IS OPEN!!!"
It was really crowded there too. Here's a screenie:
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o3o We all know MATE CENTER. That's literally the first thing you'll see in Bonfire. And it's always there. o3o
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Why/when did Bonfire become a giant, constant FREAKSHOW all of a sudden? O.o
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Its always been like that >.< And thats why I never, ever, go there.....ever.
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I was sitting in Cape Of Worlds, and someone caps locked into the chat, "I LIKE CHEESE."
:'( I want some cheese...
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I shall share a story.
There was this fairly large group of Warrior Cats, around 7 or 8 of 'em. I was on my wolf, Raid, when the deputy asked if a wolf that had a tag in her name and was clearly a CANINE if she wanted to join her clan. 0.o Last time I checked Clans consisted of CATS.