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Game & Forum Discussion => Forum Discussion => Forum Games => Topic started by: Ex0rcist on July 23, 2013, 10:13:11 am

Title: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: Ex0rcist on July 23, 2013, 10:13:11 am
Yar, welcome to Fortunate, Unfortunate. 'Tis a simple game to play, for example:

One person would say something like, "Fortunately, I have a dog."
The next poster would say, "Unfortunately, it ran away."
And so on. You'd continue with another "fortunate", being followed by yet another "unfortunate".

I'll start us off.

"Fortunately, I can ride a horse."
Title: Re: Fortunately Unfortunate
Post by: Shenidan on July 23, 2013, 11:58:47 am
Unfortunately.....Your mom wont let you ride horses e3e

Fortunately, I can fly drive a go kart.
Title: Re: Fortunately Unfortunate
Post by: Ex0rcist on July 23, 2013, 04:41:48 pm
Unfortunately, you crashed your go kart.

Fortunately, I can fix it.
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: Feareh on July 23, 2013, 08:27:46 pm
Unfortunately: You have no tools to fix the go-kart and have duck hands

Fortunately: I can rent you a pony c8
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: Ex0rcist on July 23, 2013, 09:24:24 pm
Unfortunately, there's no pony rentin' place here. -sadness-

Fortunately, we can go on a road trip to Kansas.
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: SteampunkWolfdog on July 23, 2013, 09:28:48 pm
Ha! I've been playing this game on the PmC forums. :)

Unfortunately, the road to Kansas is blocked by flooding.

Aren't we only supposed to have one sentence in each post?
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: Ex0rcist on July 23, 2013, 09:34:13 pm
{Yeah, though I guess it became a bit misunderstanding. Yar, let's try pushing it to one sentence.}

Fortunately, I have a boat.
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: SteampunkWolfdog on July 23, 2013, 09:56:15 pm
Unfortunately, your boat has a leak in it.
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: Feareh on July 23, 2013, 10:07:11 pm
Fortunately my jelly belly can cover that leak hole
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: hugrf2 on July 23, 2013, 10:14:07 pm
Unfortunately I ate it.
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: SteampunkWolfdog on July 23, 2013, 10:18:42 pm
Fortunately, Feareh has lizard powers and can regenerate lost body parts. xD
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: hugrf2 on July 23, 2013, 10:23:34 pm
Unfortunately, I can throw big objects at a very great distance and even into space. ((Derpyderpderp))
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: Feareh on July 23, 2013, 10:25:15 pm
 Fortunately, I grew another jelly belly BC
-plugs hole-
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: SteampunkWolfdog on July 23, 2013, 10:31:28 pm
Unfortunately, the plugging of the hole means you can't drive the boat.
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: Feareh on July 23, 2013, 10:35:10 pm
Fortunately I have monkey feet and can drive alittle
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: Ex0rcist on July 23, 2013, 10:38:58 pm
Unfortunately, you were mistaken as an actual monkey and taken to the zoo.
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: SteampunkWolfdog on July 23, 2013, 10:54:58 pm
Fortunately, Feareh managed to steal the zoo keeper's key and escape the zoo.
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: Ex0rcist on July 23, 2013, 11:12:09 pm
Unfortunately, the lions have escaped their cages as well.
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: Feareh on July 23, 2013, 11:19:55 pm
Fortunately Flobby was riding one of the lions and came to save me
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: SteampunkWolfdog on July 24, 2013, 11:18:20 am
Unfortunately, I'm still half asleep and thus very disorientated. xD
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: Ex0rcist on July 24, 2013, 08:29:51 pm
Fortunately, I poured a bucket of cold water on you to wake you up. c;
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: Feareh on July 24, 2013, 08:39:19 pm
Unfortunately that wasn't water....that was my pee
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: SteampunkWolfdog on July 24, 2013, 08:40:51 pm
Fortunately, I've been through much worse things than having pee poured all over, and I'm unphased but smelly. xD
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: Vespian on July 24, 2013, 08:45:19 pm
Unfortunately, there's no soap or water around to help get that horrid smell off of ye'.
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: SteampunkWolfdog on July 24, 2013, 08:47:52 pm
Fortunately, I carry baby wipes around with me and clean myself with those. Camping bath! :D
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: Feareh on July 24, 2013, 08:50:04 pm
Unfortunately I used all your baby whips for my fluffy bum BV
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: Compass on July 25, 2013, 06:09:27 pm
Fortunately, the baby wipe factory is 2 mins away by foot.
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: SoaringAway on July 25, 2013, 06:16:35 pm
Unfortunately, you do not have any feet to make the trip.
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: Compass on July 25, 2013, 07:19:56 pm
Forunately, I have spare feet for you guys.
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: SteampunkWolfdog on July 25, 2013, 07:21:18 pm
Unfortunately, the feet are the wrong size.
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: Compass on July 25, 2013, 07:27:30 pm
Fortunatley, you put up with it for 4 minutes for us to get a baby wipes and come back.
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: SteampunkWolfdog on July 25, 2013, 07:38:31 pm
Unfortunately, the feet keep falling off and we have to keep stopping to put them back on.
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: Compass on July 25, 2013, 07:41:26 pm
Fortunately, Echo can put up with helping to put people's feet on.
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: Ex0rcist on July 25, 2013, 10:10:59 pm
Unfortunately, these feet were far too grotesque for Echo.
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: Compass on July 25, 2013, 11:16:39 pm
Fortunately, a random pedestrian offered to help us along the way.
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: duna the killer on July 25, 2013, 11:23:21 pm
Unfortunately, you got run over by a drunk driver V_V
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: Compass on July 25, 2013, 11:56:26 pm
Fortunately, the pedestrian is a medic, and he has all his stuff, so we were okay.
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: Feareh on July 26, 2013, 12:54:13 am
Unfortunaly, the medic got his license at a black market and glues your foot to your head
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: Vespian on July 26, 2013, 01:21:56 am
Fortunately, the glue isn't anything like superglue nor is permanent so within' a few hours, you'll be able to pull your foot free from your head.
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: SoaringAway on July 26, 2013, 01:24:41 am
Unfortunately, the sad remainder remains that you still do not have feet.
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: SteampunkWolfdog on July 26, 2013, 10:38:50 am
XD Fortunately, Doctor Flob remembers she's a doctor and stitches on the feet securely.
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: Ex0rcist on July 26, 2013, 03:40:58 pm
Unfortunately, you stitch the feet on where the hands would be, while the hands magically appear where the feet should be. Handception. Bc
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: SteampunkWolfdog on July 26, 2013, 03:51:00 pm
Fortunately, we can walk 'upside down' on our hands...except they're not hands they're feet. xD what?
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: Compass on July 26, 2013, 08:21:15 pm
Unfortunately, Echo doesn't know how to do a hand(foot)stand.
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: Ex0rcist on July 26, 2013, 10:11:30 pm
Fortunately, a clown came by and taught us.
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: SteampunkWolfdog on July 27, 2013, 09:16:02 am
Unfortunately, we're scared of clowns and screamed and ran away.
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: Compass on July 27, 2013, 02:59:47 pm
Fortunately, nyan cats taught us how to do a headstand and how to poop out rainbows.
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: Whinp on July 27, 2013, 03:02:40 pm
Unfornately, nyan cats became a addiction and someone ride on them, making them loose popularity...

Off: why is my head acting like that? ... ._.''
Title: Re: Fortunate, Unfortunate
Post by: Compass on July 28, 2013, 03:38:52 pm
Fortunately, nyan cats are FOREVAH YOUNG  :P