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It is a simple and fun game, just make up exuses to what the person posts! They can be stupid, they can be funny, and they can not even make sense! Just don't be rude about it.
How you play:
One person will tell you that you were late for something or you didn't go to their wedding or something crazy. The next person that posts will make up some random exuse, and then they will post something the next person didn't do for them, and it starts all over again.
P1: You were late for my bachelor party!
P2: A tiger stole my car keys. You still owe me 5 dollars
P3: I dropped my wallet in a puddle. Go clean your room.
So on and so forth. I start.
You didn't come to my birthday party
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Ohhh that was today? Sorry, I had to wash.. rhinos..
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You still owe me a new cat!
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The pet store was.. out of cats .-.
I told you to come to my house today and you didn't, what happened?
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I... got hit by a bus
You didn't buy me the plane you promised!
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The planes wing got.. cut off...
You didn't come to my party :c
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I uh.... Got trmpled by horses..
You didn't get my new car!
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The car store uh.. broke.
You blew up my house!
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I accidently tripped over fire works. x3
You forgot to get my hover craft!
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Actually I forgot to lock it so it got stolen by monkeys.
You ate my marshmallows!
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It was my pet plant...
You stole my phone!
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I found it on the street. ;u;
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You promised to take my dog scuba diving!
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im sorry i was on..... my period
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WHERES MY CHOCOLATE BAR!?
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I'm sorry I got hungry and ate it.
Why didn't you get me a puppy?!
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The dogs ran away....to Asia
I wanted a mansion and you didn't get me one!
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I... bought a foam Minecraft sword instead...
You didn't give me a puppy!
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I did but.....It ran off and married a blood hound.
Where's my sister!?
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Butchershy caught her. (http://i624.photobucket.com/albums/tt328/trevor_awesome/Gifs/bth_131720161509.gif)
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WHY U NO BUY ME GTA 5?!
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Erm.....Ummm......I bought assasins creed instead. xD
Where's my pony?!
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It flew away from me!
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Why didn't you let my Grandma knit you a sweater?!
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Because I was....drunk.
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Why didn't you let me eat your cat?
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Because it's so famous that it saved the world!
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Why do you always have to be late for class?
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Because.....My mom makes me wash her feet. o.0
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Where is the car?
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It exploded.
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Why do you love or hate the gym?
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Because I need mustles.. ~Flexes~
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What did you do with my giraffe?!
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Lion ate it..
Where is my teddy bear?
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My pet raven carried it off into the sunset.
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May someone please explain to me why there's a pile of socks on your bed?
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The laundry basket was full.
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Will you explqin to me why my dog is not in the back yard and on the couch?!
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Because your dog likes to pii on your couch, not on your backyard. xP
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Why did you not finish your homework?
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Wait a second.... I thought you were in the hispital.... o.0
I was busy...
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Where is the elephant?
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On a vacation trip to Germany,maybe he'll get some souvenirs for us while he's still there.
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Why didn't you go to the moon?
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Because there isn't a computer and internet there.
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Why did you eat my computer mouse?
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Because it tasted and smelt yummy. :D
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Why do you love chocolate?
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Because chocolate makes me happy. >:O
Where's my money? -3-
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I miss calculated the directions to the bank and went to the sun...
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Why didn't you but me a chocolate bar?
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Because... My unicorn ate it. o-o
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I thought you were suppose to bring me breakfast?
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The sparkle dog ate it...~Points at random sparkle dog~ o.0
Why did you steal my unicorn?
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Because it wanted to go to Narnia... Duh.
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Why didn't you go to the store?
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I did go to the store, I just blew it up before I could get anything.
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You owe me a new bathtub, still!
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Oh... I took it for a walk and it got sick.
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Where's my dog...?
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It is... on a date with my dog .-.
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You forgot to tell me "Happy birthday"! :c I thought we were best friends!
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I lost my voice.....Now it's back. o.0
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Why didn't you but me a horse?
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(Maybe 'buy'?)
All the horses.....ran away......
Why haven't you said 'hi' to me?
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I uh... was on a date... and I forgot....
You broke the only time machine in the world .-.
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It wasn't getting along with my washing machine... o-o
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Ahhem. Where's my refrigerator?
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Ah, shoot, I guess Indiana Jones needed it again...
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You killed my pony, I was going to use it.
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The pony got trampled..by a herd of giraffes..
I thought you were going to buy me that new train
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Oh, Godzilla thought it was food and ate it. You wanted a real train, right?
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Hey, have you seen my whale?
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I think it's hiding in the abyss. Shh, it's scared.
What happened to all the pudding cups?
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Oh well, I'm going to the cinema with my mum, dad and cousin Chloe tomorrow and my cat snuck into your house and brought them to us and we didn't know they were yours.
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Why is Alicorn Twilight Sparkle in a bonfire?! D:
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She looked cold... O^O
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Why is the sky blue? :D
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It's sad?
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Why are there bats in my house?! Not that it's a problem because they're cute.. c:
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...umm... they... are your..... NEW PETS!!! yeah...
Why do you want me to explain everything to you? :c
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Because I'm four years old... Fear me!
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Why is there a llama in my bathroom?
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It's an early Christmas present. You're welcome. :U
What's the meaning of life?
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... We're alive?! o-o
Ah, where's my ice cream cone?
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Oh, it was your? I gave it to........John.....
Why do you cry?
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Well.. you cry when you are sad.
Where is my pet tree?!