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The title explains itself.
Share your life's epic fail moments.
I know you have more than one >:D
What's your biggest fail in life?
*Note: You may share more than one
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I got kicked out of Wal-Mart for yelling at a cashier for shorting me five cents.
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I got kicked out of Wal-Mart for yelling at a cashier for shorting me five cents.
xD Haha
I almost forgot to say one myself!
One time I had this brilliant idea of getting two giant boxes (as tall as me) And get in both of them (Box-Ception xD). A couple of friends were over and my brother (he was 18) walked into the room and he said "WHERE'S MY MOUNTAIN DEW?!??" And to him he saw a giant box (I was under it) and some friends. He walked over to the box and pushed it. I immediately started to freak out and tried to run out of the room but ended up smacking into a wall xD
This other time I was at a hotel with some friends and I got on top of a bed and screamed "I AM EZIO AUDITORE!!!!" And jumped of the bed but my foot slipped so I fell on meh face ;-;
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Pfft. Excellent job. xD Once apon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly everyone died. -Random
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Oh man. Brace yourselves. I've got so many stories of my derp.
First,
A long time ago, on my 11th birthday, I fell on my face on the concrete.
Chipped my two upper front teeth completely in half, pushed back three bottom front teeth to a scary angle. Lost a tooth.(Which we never found. o3o)
Now, I've had three root canals. -shiver-, the broken front teeth filled in so they look normal, bottom teeth fixed, and a few years later I got lockjaw from it.
But, on the bright side, I don't need braces now, cause the concrete fixed mah teeth for free! :D
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Oh man. Brace yourselves. I've got so many stories of my derp.
First,
A long time ago, on my 11th birthday, I fell on my face on the concrete.
Chipped my two upper front teeth completely in half, pushed back three bottom front teeth to a scary angle. Lost a tooth.(Which we never found. o3o)
Now, I've had three root canals. -shiver-, the broken front teeth filled in so they look normal, bottom teeth fixed, and a few years later I got lockjaw from it.
But, on the bright side, I don't need braces now, cause the concrete fixed mah teeth for free! :D
8D
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I tried to fly out of a two story window at age nine. Yeah, guess how that went.
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Splat.
One time my friends and I were fishing, and on my back cast, I accidentally hooked my friend's arm with the fish hook. Praise the Lord I didn't cast cause they were all like "OMG, DON'T CAST. SSDFFNLSDFnfhdsfsH". o3o Spent a good 15 minutes working the hook out of her skin. :I
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Oh last year my ex boyfriend asked me to fix his bowtie for our band concert. I said no but he kept bugging me, so I told him to sit on the rail and turn around so I could fix it. I ended up pushing him off the rail, but he grabbed my arm and pulled me down with him and we both landed in the trashcan.....
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I was in band class, and the assistant band director was saying something (I forgot) and I was blowing spit out of my spit valve on my trumpet, and instead of blowing, I accidentally played it instead. I mean, it was like a long, blasting noise and it was really embarrassing. It was even better since nonone else was playin, and after the band director was all,
"Uh, are you ok?"
And I was all D:
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Oh last year my ex boyfriend asked me to fix his bowtie for our band concert. I said no but he kept bugging me, so I told him to sit on the rail and turn around so I could fix it. I ended up pushing him off the rail, but he grabbed my arm and pulled me down with him and we both landed in the trashcan.....
I was in band class, and the assistant band director was saying something (I forgot) and I was blowing spit out of my spit valve on my trumpet, and instead of blowing, I accidentally played it instead. I mean, it was like a long, blasting noise and it was really embarrassing. It was even better since nonone else was playin, and after the band director was all,
"Uh, are you ok?"
And I was all D:
Lol, you guys are making my night x'D
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My band has a winter tour where we go and play for all the elementary schools. One school the stage was so small that you couldn't see the tubas, french horns, or percussionists because they were all hidden behind the wall. Anyways so we had to stand up and demonstrate our instrument, and being a clarinet player, I was on the very edge of the row. The director motioned for us to stand up and 3 people including me fell off the stage.
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I was in history, and we were taking notes on a movie. I saw some rocks roll down a hill. My frind said: "Was that a chicken?" So... Of course on my notes I drew a giant chicken and wrote below it: Moontan Ceekons. Exactly like that. He took up the notes and used mine as an example. The second he looked at it he said: "Are... Are you okay?"
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Oh, and that boyfriend I was talking about earlier? When he asked me out I slapped him in the face... He was being a real jerk.
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I was in history, and we were taking notes on a movie. I saw some rocks roll down a hill. My frind said: "Was that a chicken?" So... Of course on my notes I drew a giant chicken and wrote below it: Moontan Ceekons. Exactly like that. He took up the notes and used mine as an example. The second he looked at it he said: "Are... Are you okay?"
XD
This one time in World Cultures we were watching a video about swords and this sweaty muscular guy was waving around a knife. He was so sweaty that he looked shiny so I leaned over to my (who was a guy) and was like, "He looks like butter" and right when I said that the video buffered and everyone in the class heard me say that xD. My friend just did a facepalm.
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I can't believe it's NOT butter. That's how i'd have phrased it.
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Once, me, my sister, and my three boy cousins were staying at my aunt and uncles house. Me and my sister had to share a bed. So, we went to sleep, and I'll just say, I am a VERY restless sleeper. So when my sister woke up the next morning before me, she took a picture of my face while I was sleeping. It was so hilarious what I looked like. My hair was sticking up everywhere, my lips were puffed out and I looked like I had a mustache. It was really funny, you know, until she showed everybody the picture. -_-
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During history once we were watching a video of the pioneer life and a woman was giving birth, sound effects and all. One of my guy friends cringed every time she screamed and once the video was over he leaned over and asked me if it really hurt that bad.
"How should I know you dumb butt?"
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XD
I play the drums in my Youth Group's praise band at my church for our Wednesday night youth group and whatnot. Our drumset is a cute little electronic one, so everything is connected by screwing one pipe/pole into another.
Well, one time we were playing, and in the middle of our second song, the entire right half of the drumset came loose and fell off our little stage. ;-;
I freaked out a bit, but wasn't about to abruptly halt the song, so I just continued playing using the other side of the set, bbuuuut, as I went to continue, my drum stick kinda- flew out of my hand and almost harpooned our keyboardist. ;u;
Good times..
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In math my teacher was asking what the answer to 300*5000 was. I said 5. He asked how I came to that conclusion. I said: "You can do anything with IMAGINATION."
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Oh, Oh, I remember one.
My family was at a resturaunt for dinner, , and I was eating te bread. (It was really good bread.) And then the waitress can over and asked for our order. When it came to be my turn, I had a load of bread in my mouth that in wasn't done with yet, so when she asked what I wanted, I said my order with a mouthful. It was hard to understand, and she gave me a funny look. It was amusing afterward, though.
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Mom and I went on a trip to Paris last summer.
They have these stations where you can rent a bike, and it seemed kinda fun, so we went to try it out.
At the first station, we payed for the bikes, but couldn't figure out how the crap to get it off the lock.
After trying and trying and trying and even a phone call to the customer support, they redirected us to another nearby station.
We walked over to that one and did the same thing, but still the bikes wouldn't budge from their locks. We spent a good half an hour trying to figure out how to get our money back (cause it would charge you 50 Euros if the bike wasn't returned, and we thought the computer thought we'd taken a bike) or how to get the darn bikes out!
Finally, we find some random French lady off the street who happened to be riding one of the rental bikes. She walked over, pressed a button, and BAM. Bike's unlocked.
All we had to do was press the "1" key next to the sentence that said "Please remove bike," but we thought that the 1 was there as like- an outline format or something.
Our dumb American-ness. For the win.
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Mom and I went on a trip to Paris last summer.
They have these stations where you can rent a bike, and it seemed kinda fun, so we went to try it out.
At the first station, we payed for the bikes, but couldn't figure out how the crap to get it off the lock.
After trying and trying and trying and even a phone call to the customer support, they redirected us to another nearby station.
We walked over to that one and did the same thing, but still the bikes wouldn't budge from their locks. We spent a good half an hour trying to figure out how to get our money back (cause it would charge you 50 Euros if the bike wasn't returned, and we thought the computer thought we'd taken a bike) or how to get the darn bikes out!
Finally, we find some random French lady off the street who happened to be riding one of the rental bikes. She walked over, pressed a button, and BAM. Bike's unlocked.
All we had to do was press the "1" key next to the sentence that said "Please remove bike," but we thought that the 1 was there as like- an outline format or something.
Our dumb American-ness. For the win.
Go dumb Americans!!! XD
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I was in a head on box-crash. xD
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Once I almost blew up my house.
Had a candle in a tin container thing and got bored, so I put paper in it and made my own little bonfire. Smoke was getting annoying so I opened my window (I'm on the 2nd floor) and put it on the windowsill. Well, later on I wanted to put it out. APPARENTLY, water and wax/oil don't mix. I dumped water on the flame and the candle just... BLEW UP! The flame exploded and singed my ceiling, then it splattered wax ALL over my walls and ceiling, and was like.. bubbling. I freaked out a bit and threw a pair of pants at it, but I missed and the pants fell out the window.
I didn't know what to do, so I kinda, drop kicked the bubbling candle that was as hot as Satan's spit out the window, where it proceeded to splat on the concrete and finally go out. ouo
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What... What happened to the pants? Did they survive the crash?
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Yeah.... Are the pants ok? ;__; That's all I care about ;o;
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Oh sorry for the cliff hanger. I am pleased to inform you that yes, the pants have indeed survived, and after being awarded a Purple Heart for being injured in battle, are still active in daily wear. What a brave soldier. -Salute-
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When I wrote down in my Spanish book, on a drawing, this:
P1: NUUU, U NOOB, U GOT FINGERED :(
P2: *beep*, SHUT UP -SLAP SLAP-
(I know it may be a bit offensive, but I was bored. (Also, the drawing were two girls, the left one was falling to the ground with a tooth jumping, and the other just slapped her. So, yea. Probably I will post a photo of it later))
The worst part was when my Spanish teacher was seeing my book, when she saw that. She must be a internet-person and had a good English, because she had a shock face on. (O_o) Then, she told to everyone in the class stop (we were making some exercises) and told the original one (the English), and since no one understand (MY CLASS DOESNT KNOW ENGLISH!) she translated it.
The next second. Everyone was laughing. I just facepalmed, embarrassed.
I really don't know. Why did I make something like this happen? D:
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O_O Fail. XD
(Nice siggy btw. Kiba looks so cuddly. X3 Loves me some Wolf's Rain. <3 )
Earlier to day I was helping decorate my Youth Room with Christmas stuff and I found a santa jacket, but it was for a puppet, so it was TEENY. Weeelll, I'm a derp, so I put it on anyway. I got it all the way on, but I couldn't move my arms at all and it cut off the circulation in my forearms because the sleeves were so tight. It took like 15 minutes for my friend to help pull one of my arms out of it, then another 10 for me to finally squirm out of it. XD
#Puppetjackets
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Once in this map made by Coralstar in MatrixMaze I was walking on a path trying to finish the parcour but I realized the platform I was on had no invisible platforms to walk on XD and I had to do everything over again xD
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I've called friends in real life 'dearie' 'floofy' and almost caught myself calling someone 'Hun' in real life xD
They're just like: Wut .______.
And I'm like: Uhh... long story o___e
#Fail
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XD lol
Not sure if I posted this but, I was a hyena called Synthia and I was attempting to go to Bonfire and I realized I was at the entrance to Fluorite Plains XD
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Yesterday in school I was going home early so I went to grab my phone but when I checked my locker it wasn't there. Assuming that my friend took it, I went to his next class which was Art. When I got to the room I walked up to him and was like "Give me my phone. -___-" and he slowly handed it over. I pulled out my ear buds and started listening to some awesome Assassins Creed Black Flag Music >:3 (take notice, I'm still in the class room). Unfortunately, my friend accidentally disconnected my ear buds from my phone. I stood there with a huge pokerface as the Black Flag Main theme played out loud in the class room ._________. The teacher was like "Is that AC?" And my friends (who are AC fans) were like "Yeah, but why are you listening to that?" I'm just like "Oh, look at the time.... gotta go o_______o"
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Yesterday in school I was going home early so I went to grab my phone but when I checked my locker it wasn't there. Assuming that my friend took it, I went to his next class which was Art. When I got to the room I walked up to him and was like "Give me my phone. -___-" and he slowly handed it over. I pulled out my ear buds and started listening to some awesome Assassins Creed Black Flag Music >:3 (take notice, I'm still in the class room). Unfortunately, my friend accidentally disconnected my ear buds from my phone. I stood there with a huge pokerface as the Black Flag Main theme played out loud in the class room ._________. The teacher was like "Is that AC?" And my friends (who are AC fans) were like "Yeah, but why are you listening to that?" I'm just like "Oh, look at the time.... gotta go o_______o"
Dat must have been SO akward. Was tempted to RP as a shoe but ended up hanging with my friends on FH... >.> <-- Copy and paste that in to something you can type in to see what I said.
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Just last night I was having a sleep over with my best friend and we were arguing with her boyfriend over FaceTime . He pissed me off and I got of my bed, slipped an unopened can of Mountain Dew and landed face first into my biology book! Both of them were laughing so hard that my best friend dropped her phone and you could hear him dying of laughter I stood up and laughed with them then said:
"I get enough headaches from this book in class! I don't need any at home!"
This made them laugh even more and I walked out of the room and went to the kitchen.
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Just last night I was having a sleep over with my best friend and we were arguing with her boyfriend over FaceTime . He pissed me off and I got of my bed, slipped an unopened can of Mountain Dew and landed face first into my biology book! Both of them were laughing so hard that my best friend dropped her phone and you could hear him dying of laughter I stood up and laughed with them then said:
"I get enough headaches from this book in class! I don't need any at home!"
This made them laugh even more and I walked out of the room and went to the kitchen.
Here is a VERY epic fail cause I am dumb. XD I was on Skyrim walking around and suddenly a Snow Bear came out. I was attacking it and then I realized it was rolling down a hill like it was dead when it reached the ground it started attacking me again. Then I killed it, but my weapon was so slow it forced me to change my weapon to magic. I equipped a spell called Celestia Star and I was like, "I wonder what this does 8D" I used it, then the clouds started to swirl. It stopped with a hole in the middle and started shooting very POWERFUL beams at everything in sight. Then after that I saw this (It is the dead bear): Yes, epic fail. XD #greatestfailsofalltime
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^^ Pfft xD
I tripped down the stairs of the auditorium while I was going to my drama class (the class was sitting in the floor of the lowest part, I fell down the stairs heading there). Fail on my part.
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lolz XD
well there was that one time when i was 5 or something that i said to my mom: na na na na na! you can't catch me!
then i wanted to run away but i ran through the door. (that door had like a giant glass thingy :o )
and then that time when me and my friends had a sleepover and i woke up in the toilet with a tinker bell costume on!
when i realised that i was in the toilet with a tinker bell costume, i wanted to walk out but then my friends came with their telephones and took pictures... >:(
i still don't know why the tinker bell costume, i didn't even know my friend had one!
herp derp :P
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(Lawl) Well now, there was this one time when I was like 5, and we were at Walmart. Well now, the lady in front of us smelled really bad, and my mom and I backed away, like a foot. And I asked my mom, Out loud, "Hey mom, are we backing up because that lady smells bad?". And so, the lady left the store. ewe
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(Lawl) Well now, there was this one time when I was like 5, and we were at Walmart. Well now, the lady in front of us smelled really bad, and my mom and I backed away, like a foot. And I asked my mom, Out loud, "Hey mom, are we backing up because that lady smells bad?". And so, the lady left the store. ewe
Oh my gosh
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I was little and didn't know any better :b
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Diving at a pool, turns out I busted open my knee cap against a sharp metal object that's been welded down to the bottom of the pool, I still have the bust but it's not visible and almost went away. Still have this little thing poking out of my skin though.
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I asked a girl if she wanted to get a pizza or something that weekend. Turned out she was vegitarian. Epic Fail-