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So, we've all come across those random role-play posts that make you frown and say, "That's it?" or even, "What... how does this... no" For example:
(http://i.imgur.com/sBzBUUj.png)
Bites lung? How is that even possible?!
Has anyone else came across these sorts of posts?
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Where do I begin?
Oh, how about this warrior cat who ripped my wolf's spine out...
(Names made up)
Me: *is walking quietly*
Killerstar: runs up claws eye out rips spine out no miss
Me: -_-
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<amber f> kills.
Really, that's it? Not even a no miss? Interesting power player :{D
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I got alot, let's see here.....
<lily f> eats face
<bloodstar> jumps kills no miss eats body
<unborn cub> kills no miss
Yeah FH has some fantastic roleplayers these days
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Oh my. Oh my gosh. I'm gonna just choose the worst.
Hellfire: -She saw Grammar and ran up with a big smil- knife or toxic
Grammar(me): Uhh....
Hellfire: -Kills-
Grammar: e-e
Moonblaze(me): The tom casually padded after his leader into the gathering, his eyes bright.
killclawf: kills monblaz no miss or doge
Halfstar(leader of teh rp): ...You okay there, Moony?
Chaka offical: go away fake chaka!
Chaka(me): Excuse me, but Chaka is my OC - he is son of Kovu and Kiara in my opinion and I made him before hearing about the fact that there were going to be two cubs of Simba and Nala named Chaka and Shani.
Chaka offical: go away.
Chaka: -Sigh- Idiots....
Nala TLK off: Hyena! get away!
Luke(me): Uhh...I'm a realistic hyena...I don't eat cubs when adults are so near.
Sarabi TLK: -Claws Luke to death and makes eat stomak no nothing-
Luke has left.
-Me and my best friend rping in South Pole-
Beast Boy(me): [Enter rp post here]
Koshka(best friend): [Enter rp post here]
Starlight f wolf: Lets go hunt but lets get out of here, these other languages are driving me crzy. (There were other people nearby who were speaking in German)
Rude, huh?
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A Tiny Kit and a 'Super' apprentice Eating each other apart.
Really? Just, Really?
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M Husky: <farts IN YO FACE no miss>
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M Husky: <farts IN YO FACE no miss>
Isn't that lovely.
I believe that is the most amusing power play I've seen in a very long time. xD
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<Feline f Wolf> does this character look pretty or ugly?
(My friend)<Vivian>...Looks PRETTY UGLY to me. -ding- ;D
<Feline f Wolf> ok thanks bye -runs into bonfire portal-
....My only concern with this was that there was a wolf named "Feline" lol.
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They were confused. xD
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....Wow. x'DDD
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A new person that joined the role play my pack is in (He is a wolf) just did this when he saw me and seven other coyoties. Wolf: Kills all the foxes by breaking all their spines with one bite each. Needless to say, I abruptly kicked them out, as well as getting everyone to download a newly uploaded map so they couldn't see us.
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<Feline f Wolf> does this character look pretty or ugly?
(My friend)<Vivian>...Looks PRETTY UGLY to me. -ding- ;D
<Feline f Wolf> ok thanks bye -runs into bonfire portal-
....My only concern with this was that there was a wolf named "Feline" lol.
I saw it... I was gonna say something, but...
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I have a whole blog just for these sorts of things. So I did some digging around on the blog and found this gem:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/36a4c73bb725d956f48d1b358edb8985/tumblr_mwhr4vPgOM1sey3kmo1_400.png (http://24.media.tumblr.com/36a4c73bb725d956f48d1b358edb8985/tumblr_mwhr4vPgOM1sey3kmo1_400.png)
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1.
Adderstrike(me): The tom twitched his tail slowly, trotting towards Dappleleaf. "Hey there!" He purred in greeting. *Insert Adder's thoughts on Dapple his wuvy dovey crush*
Melodykit(In general): She bared her teeth at the rogues, leaping at one. "Ypi're nothing but a dirty theif!" She spat, sinking her claws into his back. (Note she was at the gathering island..)
And this is me and a friend's chat about her:
"Melodykit. Seriously, what the heck? No kit can leave camp ALL THE WAY to the island. I know she made the map but still -_-"
*INsert chat heree*
And here's what response Blackstar(The leader) gets when she talks to Melodykit about it:
"Dont forget I made the map and gave you a privilege to use it. -_-"
Melodykit has left.
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Mooneh(My random OC): *Sitting peacfully on a rock*
Killer M Cub: eats heart of moon no miss you're dead now
Mooneh: ...? Excuse me?
Killer: your dead i eat your heart
Mooneh: Uhm. I don't think so.
Killer: lions eat wolfs for snacks
Mooneh: Is that so? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but that is false.
Killer: ieat wolfs
Mooneh: Intresting. So you hunt in your free time?
Killer: no i kill
Mooneh: Uhmh. Well, sorry but I'm just here to watch le movie clips. :P
Killer: andim here to eat wolfs. your dead kills no miss no nothing
Mooneh: Mhm. Cool. *Goes AFK*
*Comes back and sees Killer began ranting about how I was dead and ignoring him*
xD Thats gotta be the most amusing thing I've been in.
3. Dark F Stallion: *Stomps on cat*
Falconstar(me): ? Uh. Hi there.
Dark: *Stops cats brains out*
Falcon: That's kinda gross. :P I'm sorry, but I don't want to Roleplay with you, I am advertising.
Dark: your dead
Wolfheart: *Whisper* Block her...
Falcon: *Whisper* Is it just me or is that a female stallion? XD
And we continued to advertize. xDD
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The funniest things ever.
<Lou> Hello there ^w^
<f lion> grr bite tonge no mis
<Lou> u.u ...
<f lion> hisses rips out troat and kills no dodge
<Lou> I'm alive..
<f lion> u powerplayer im reporting u!!11!1!
Even the whole 'female lion' thing.. I don't get it. xD
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Oh, I have another one.
Me: *Is sitting quietly as a wolf*
sally f lioness: rips throat out no miss
Me: I'm alive!
sally f lioness: ur dead u powerplry (Yes that is how she spelled it)
Me: You just ki- oh whatever *Poof*
Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't a lioness a name for a female lion? I also saw a "Blue f Queen"
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Haha Raid, I don't get why people are so silly.
It's terribly funny to watch though! Or experiences are very similar. :3
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What I do not understand within FH is the basic lack attention to details. A lioness is a female lion, so you wouldn't have to put in an "f" in your name, right? Or how about a kitten taking on a fully grown wolf, or a fully fledged owl? That just doesn't happen now, does it?
I think Feral Heart's cartoonish style only adds to the unrealistic battles..
Any who, just to make sure this doesn't go WAY off topic, I'll post another story.
My friend and I were playing in Ascension Island as Sha's.
Me *In whisper*: Bootiful day. isn't it?
*Random chat about the non changing weather*
SHA OF FEAR: FEAR OF THE DARKNESS FEAR OF THE DARKNESS
Me: o.O
SHA OF FEAR: FEAR OF THE DARKNESS FEAR OF THE DARKNESS
My friend and I ran up the steps, all the way to the top. The other Sha was following us, but we got away.
After a while, I decided to look for the Sha via F3. It was climbing up the steps...
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-hitz nu mis-
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Oh, god...
Me: [derping around, exploring the maps after I find time to play again]
Liendre F Lioness: wak up to rips throat out kills no miss
Me: ...?
Liendre F Lioness: your dead
Me: Erm... If I'm dead why am I still talking? ^^'
Liendre F Lioness: U POWERPLAUER! REPORTING!!1
Me: go ahead. by the way, kid, a female lion is a LIONESS so you don't have to put 'F' in your name? k
Liendre F Lioness: [continues to rant about how I didn't 'die' when she 'ripped my throat out' and how she 'has' to put the F in her name][
and then I had someone try to join my Everdale RP via whisper...
[name disclosed]: can i join
Me: Of course you can! If you have a forum account, go apply at tinyurl.com/everdale c:
[name disclosed]: [fills out application via whisper]
[name disclosed]: [here's a crucial part: RP sample] -the cub walked up to the big wolf and nibbled on his paw befor yanking the entire thing off and then ate it and walked away and then was killed by a cuger-
Me: Not accepted. This isn't the roleplay for you, kid.
[name disclosed]: [rants on and throws a fit on how he wasn't accepted, how he is 'the best role-player ever]
Me: Kid, if you don't let the fact sink in, I will block you in the next 5 seconds.
[name disclosed]: [continues to throw a fit and starts to cuss me out]
Me: -blocks-
Me: This isn't GTA5, people.