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This is War
The game is simple.
Fight other users to the end for a golden muffin. The goal along the way is to make other users suffer a humiliating/crazy death.
After you attack them shout something random.
Example:
Person 1: *hits person 2 with my car* You'll never take meh alive >C
Person 2: *drives a machete through person 1's throat* FOR NARNIA >;U
Person 3: *smashes person 1's and person 2's skull together* I'm Batman >D
Hope you understand :D I'll start:
*le runs toward golden muffin* Let me love yew :U
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Buahaha. >:3
*Rope darts Starry through the throat* Not today, suckka. *Runs with flailing arms towards muffin*
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D: Nuuu
*throws tomahawk at Jimmy* You shall not PASS D< *le moonwalk towards muffin*
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*Makes Slenderman's tentacles wrap around Starry's neck and throw her at Bonfire Island while crawling toward muffin* I must have you, my precious, precious little gold thing of joy... huehuehue
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Freeze, peasant!
-Tackles Huggy from behind and shanks in the back with hidden blades- Buahaha! -Dives for muffin-
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:o *beats you with a shovel*
For Grand Master Altair! I don't know okay?
*le flees to muffin*
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Pelts you with babies. For the Fetus Role Play! Runs towards muffin-
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*releases Bonfires TLK lions on you* "Luke I am your father!" *Rides Mufasa towards Golden joy*
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*puts a pile of Legos in front of your path*
Try stepping on that! >U
*le dances toward muffin of golden joy*
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Pelts you with other off-brand golden muffins. You'll never find it now! -Swiper Rides towards muffin on a giant fox.
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*Casually lays down 1000 mouse traps while running away with de muffin*
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-Sets trip mine in front of Mocha, thus blowing her up-
For the order!! -Leap catches muffin after explosion and charges off-
>;3
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*Flys away on my pelican why my decoy blows up* FLY LIKE THE WIND PELICAN-SHADOWFAX
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Fuu!
-Grabs bow and arrow and shoots down pelican then dives to catch muffin-
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*Jumps off pelican slow motion as it explodes when the arrow hits it meanwhile I use my flying squirrel suit to catch De muffin*
LIKE A BAWZ
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*Shoves muffins down throat*
THIS IS SPARTA!!!! *A million swords raise in the background*
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RAWR
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MY PRECIOUS
-Cuts open Alphas belly steals the muffin and runs Away-
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*knifes Mocha's stomach*
I am the first X-Man!
*le twirls and spins towards muffin*
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*Releases flying monkeys to drag away Stargazer.*
Flower Power!
*flies away on flying monkey, holding muffin in arms.*
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((Reminder guys, you can attack two users. Ex. *slams Alpha's and Mocha's heads together*))
*takes Mocha's favorite socks and hangs Albino from a tree using ze socks*
TASTE THE SWEDISH RAINBOW
*le rides away on horse with muffin*
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NOT SO FAST
-Rasies Pelican-shadowfax from the dead and flyies after you-
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Ahhh!!!
*Jumps off flying monkey onto Santa's sleigh. Grabs reins and whips hard.*
HoHoHo!
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I think not, foolish mortal!
-Arm potato cannon and shoots down sleigh- >:U
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Yarr!
*Edward Kenway steers his boat over to Jimmy*
Edward: WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!
*le frolics away with ze muffin*
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>:U
-Haytham Kenway makes Starry's head explode with his sassyness-
-Snatches muffin and ninja rolls away-
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D<
*Charels Lee throws Jimmy up against a tree and chokes her half to death*
"I could snap your neck you know? Just a bit more pressure and POP!"
*escapes with muffin*
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Charrrrlllleeessss, that kiilllls people!
-Head butts Charles Lee and wriggles free-
-Quick time out to shower cause he touched me and he's greasy, so I'm slightly grossed out-
-Connor throws his tomahawk at the back of Starry's head-
-High fives Connor for his wonderful teamwork and grabs muffin-
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>;U
*Desmond kills Jimmy with The Apple*
;D Hey, Wassa-matta-you Jimmeh?
*Steals the apple from Jimmy and runs away*
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*Chucks 567875432 apples at Starry. >:D
MINE MINE MINE MINE
(http://img.pandawhale.com/48694-finding-nemo-mine-gif-GJWa.gif)
*Runs to Narnia on rainbow unicorn*
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*Drops giant stink bomb on Alpha.*
"Poopy princess!" :P
*Runs to a cabin in the woods, knocking down all in thy path*
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Where do you think you're going?
-Sacrifices Albino on a stone alter and steals muffin- o3o
-Summons fancy flying narwhal and rides off into the sunset like a sir.-
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Oh no you didn't -snaps fingers-
-Claps hands and my purple winged giraffe come and picks me up-
-laughs cause Jimmy forgot the muffin-
-Runs away, arms flailing-
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(I'll be my character, Guardian on this. He's an assassian kind of like Deadpool execpt more darker oeo)
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- Uses sorcery to get muffin - Check, and mate. - Teleports to Leeds Point, New Jersey -
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-Dodges bullet ninja style-
Aint nobady dis fab
-slips on the one ring and turns invisible-
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*Sends my One eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater after MochaCocoa.*
"You shall feel my wrath!"
*Grabs muffin, and tiptoes away as my purple people eater devours MochsCocoa.*
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- Grabs AK - 47 and shoots people -
- Dissapears and reappears in front of Albino - Where do you think you're going... - shoots with and teleports to timbuktu -
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*snatches M16* I never thought I would have to do this ;-; *shoots Coda and Albino*
*le flees along with muffin of priceless joy*
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*Rises from the dead.*
"I'm Alive!"
*Trips Stargazer and takes muffin. Evil laugh*
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*throws pants at you* "You'l never catch me alive!" *runs towards muffin without pants on*
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Sparta kicks you down a hole as you run- This is Sparta! Grabs muffin and rides away on the back of Morgan Freeman-
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*Shoots Tahiki with bow and arrow.*
"Hunger Games!"
*Takes muffin and skips off into the forest.*
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-Is hiding behind a tree-
-Casually sets bear trap in Albino's path so it clamps down on her leg-
-Snatches muffin and scrambles up a tree like a boss.-
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Oh no you don't! >U
*rope darts Jimmy and escapes with le muffin along with Altair and Ezio*
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>:U
-Summons my awesome Ally, Connor and hops on his back.-
For Asgard!!
-Chases Starry down with Connor, where he proceeds to shank her in the back with his hidden blade. Meanwhile, I snatch the muffin from your hands and Connor and I run off in glorious victory-
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*Jumps like a squirrel to grab the muffin and take off with it while bombs are dropped on Jimmy and Conner* |D (Eeee I hope that wasn't powerplay.) "This... is... SPARTA!"
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Nu c:
*throws a tomahawk at Huggy's back*
"Feel my wrath" >;U
*dives for the muffin*
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-Air assassinates Starry-
Not today, peasant.
-Snatches muffin and runs off with arms flailing-
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- No-scope 360's with DSR-50 and teleports to muffin and teleports to a land where you can't breathe anything but only Guardian can -
Win. Period. - teabags -
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*uses machete against Coda*
>:}D
*breaths on muffin*
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-Shoves muffin down Starry's throat, then pulls it out and takes off with it.-
o_o
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*vomits on Jimmy*
*steals muffin while she's distracted*
Thanks! :3
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-Hides in a low crouch up in a tree only to pounce and come crashing down on Starry.-
Hue, all of this over a muffin? Ehheh. How amusing.
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-does an assassin type kill from a bush, strangling Vespain with an evil cackle- I haz golden moofin naow, crabs. -grows angel wings and flies up into the sky with angelic music in the bg-
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*shoots Rii down with a bow. She takes an arrow to the knee*
>:{D Hehehe
*scampers off with moofin* o3o
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Freeze, suckka.
-Throws smoke bomb at Starry then dive tackles her and snatches le muffin-
-Ninja rolls out of the smoke and flees into the forest with muffing in hand-
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:o
*Jimmy tropes over ze trip wire in le woods*
*flees out of the woods and proposes to muffin*
For Narnia :3
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Nuuu!!
-Sparta kicks Starry into a deep, deep hole and picks up the- her- fiance? o3o-
Ha ha, ze moofin iz mien nao. It doesn't love you no more.
-Marries muffin and skips off into the sunset with it- ouo
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*Makes muffin cheat on JimMoriarty into a divorce.*
"This muffin never loved you!"
*Takes muffin and moves to an abandoned island off the coast of Cuba.*
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Ohh the humanity!! D'X WHYY!!
-Follows Albino to Cuba and rigs island with C4-
TAKE THIS YOU NO GOOD, CHEATIN', BUTTHEAD.
-Gets a good distance away from island on a boat and detonates C4, blowing up le island-
-Catches muffin after explosion, and drowns it for revenge.-
No one cheats on Jimmeh. D:<
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NOOOOOOOO DX
*cuts off Jimmy's arms and steals moofin back*
I still love yew ;__;
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ARGH MAH ARM.
-Duct tapes boat oar to arm nub and hurries after Starry-
-Whacks Starry over the head with my new oar arm and grabs muffin with good hand-
-Whispers to muffin-
You're still gonna get what's commin' to 'ya, you cheating little buttface...
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But the moofin liked me first! We were engaged D:
*gets off the ground and runs after Jimmy*
*smacks Jimmy in the back of the head with a hot frying pan*
>:3 You're mine
I'm actually thinking about changing the object we're running after every 10 new pages .3.
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Doooo et.
-Le faceplant on the ground-
Fine. I didn't love it anyway! I NEVER LOVED YOU, MUFFIN, YOU HEAR ME!? NEVEERRRRR
-Looses all desire for chasing down the muffin-
-Wallows in own self pity-
When did this turn into the Jerry Springer show? o3o
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*Does some super awesome and super fast karate on Jimmy.*
"Ha, ha!"
*Takes muffin and rides Jaws to the Bermuda Triangle.*
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((When I engaged the moofin? o3o))
Eh, this muffin got old after I engaged it... New object (After 5+ pages anyone can change the object)
Note: Real/Fictional people can be objects too
New Object
A potato
Next person to post can start the conflict o3o
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*Stabs everyone and steals muffin and laughs* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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*laughed because Mayan didn't realize everyone is after my magical potatoes*
*runs away with my potatoes and pet monkey*
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*Lights rocket and grabs magical potato after hitting Mocha then rides into the atmosphere* >:{D I am an evil genius, MWUAHAHAHA! XD
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-rides on her robot unicorn into the atmosphere and stabs Hugrf with her lightsaber-
:I i get da potato
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My
sontaran potato ;o;
*Makes random alien ship shoot Rii down and soon gains magical potato back* owo
"Blahmahahaha! Mine!" >:{D
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-Harpoons Hug and dive tackles le potato from her-
My precioussss. -Strokes potato-
-Rides a dragon to Norway with potato-
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-Stabs Jimmy with lightsaber and steals da magic potatoes- MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-Rides winged husky to Japan with potatoes- CATCH MEH IF YA CAN!
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*shoots Mayah down with bow*
Hehehe >D
*steals potatoe*
I know of a place, where you'll never get harmed! A magical place, with magical charms. Indoors! Indoors! Indoors! :D
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NUUUUU -Throws blue whale at Stargazer and steals potato-
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-Snaps Mayah's neck and harshly snatches potato-
o_e Sorry. Just got done playing some AC3, so I'm kinda- still in the violent mindset...
-Sprouts wings and flies off while stroking potato and laughing wickedly.-
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It's ok, I'm always in that mindset >:3
*stabs Jimmy in the back of the throat, she coughed as the sharp blade dug into her. Blood spattered onto the ground*
ouo
*snatches up potato*
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-Throws stargazer off cliff and punches Jimmy and he (sorry if Jimmy is a she) screams and dies-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-steals potato and eats both muffin and potato- HAHAHAHAHAHA
-calls for my man eating wolf/husky mix by playing a flute and she eats all deh bodies-
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-Becomes a zombie and eats Mayah's brain-
-Grabs potato and is restored to my former glory by its awesome magic epicness-
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*grabs Jimmy by the throat and swings her to the side*
*steals le potato*
((Hey, Jimmy, it says your avvie is by MarchingLion... your avvie is currently a gif of Haytham xD))
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Oh crap. Thanks for pointing that out. It used to be by MarchingLion, but I changed it and forgot to take that out of my siggy. How embarrassing. Faaiilll.
And for you information, madame, that happens to be a gif of Thomas Hickey. GOSH. XD
-Chops off Starry's legs and snatches potato-
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Well JEZZ, xD My screens to small for me to tell >C
*puts legs back on self and runs after Jimmy, tripping her*
*picks up potato using mouth* owo
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Excuses, excuses.
-Chops off Starry's head and punts it for a field goal, catching le potato once it falls out of her mouth from le kick-
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It's true D: Honestly, it doesn't look like Hickey in that gif!
*swings an axe at Jimmy's head, chopping it off*
:D
*grabs potato and runs*
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X3 It's the jail scene where he's tellin' Connor about their plan to frame him and how Connor's gonna get hanged. XD -Hence the noose motion-
-Le head rolls and bites Starry's ankle, making her drop the potato.-
-Once potato is on the ground, head rolls and grabs it wif mouth, then rolls into a sewer drain-
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Oooooh I remember that now x3
*Jumps on a unicorn and knocks Jimmy on the ground*
*picks up the potato*
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*Rips everyone to shreds and eats all da potatoes and throws confetti on the shreds that used to be Jimmy, Starry (Stargazer, if no one has called you that, I suggest it's a new nickname) and Huggy.*
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME!
*Flies away up high on all of my animals and you can no longer see me*
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@Starry, yep. That's actually like, my favorite part of the game. Never fails to make meh giggle/fangirlswoon. >;3
-Le shreds form together to reform self-
-Steps on Mayah's head with giant cleat and steals potato-
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@Jimmy: Actually, some friends were watching that cutscene with me. We still argue over who saved Connor :P
*shoves Jimmy into Mayah's throat*
*steals pootatoo*
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I'm sorry, but, Hickey is so fine. Even for an animated character. And dat accent. HNNNG. -dies-
-Crawls out of Mayah's throat and drop kicks Starry, grabbing potato back and swallowing it-
It'll be safe in here. o3o
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No it won't!
*Shoots Jimmy in the stomach, reaches in and grabs potato* o3o
...I actually hate Hickey's accent. I was never very fond of it...
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*Yells "OH STOMPOS!!!!" and giant dogs maul everyone and I snatch da potato*
If you want a limousine to whip you up some ROTTEN MASHED POTATOES!
*Runs away with golden potatoes and eats magic jelly that will teleport me to a land with unicorns and pegasi and ponies and magic dogs and I teleport to that land* HIHIHIHIHIHI THEY WONT FIND ME NOW
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@Starry- W-whaaaaaat?! Naw man, dat was one smexy accent. Mmm mmm. Shawty too fine. <3 ]]
-Stitches stomach closed and leaps on Mayah's back as she teleports-
-Once in the land of unicorns and whatnot, jumps on unicorn and rides it into Mayah, impaling her with its horn-
-Grabs potato and hops on a pegasus and flies away-
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*Heals and snatches potato with psychic powers and I eat the potato*
Not going down without a fight!
*Punches Jimmy off pegasus and I fly away with pegasus.*
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@Jimmy: Sorry, never liked it :I I love British accents in reality<3333
*throws knife at Mayah, hits her back*
*grabs muffin and throws it in a sewer*
It'll be safe there :u
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NUUUU *Jumps in sewer and saves muffin and eats it and eats all de bananas in de world* HEHEHEHEHEHEHE I LIKE BANANAS *Hugs everyone and they die* LOL *Jumps on winged wolf and flies away*
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@Starry- Pshh, it's not a British accent, it's a Cockney accent. Gawsh. x3
-Summons fleet of sewer alligators to chase down Mayah and bite her in half.-
-Dive catches potato-
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@Jimmy: Wai- wa? I wasn't talking about Hickey when I said I liked British accents! xD
*le chops Jimmy's arms off*
*punts the potato far away from Mayah*
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*Flies to the potato and eats it*
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-Dwells a few yards away from all the madness, bruises circling his throat from being previously strangled. Upon his shoulder resides what one would consider a 'bazooka', bringing the massive weapon down to pinpoint his target of quarreling floofs.-
And...
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^^ Pfft, Vespian had the smart idea v.v ^^
-reforms out of the specks out dust surrounding the explosion into a turtle-.
"I like trains" c:
-An iron train going full throttle crushes Vespian to bits and pieces-.
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*Whistles for my giant wolfdog to maul everyone and the wolfdog comes and mauls everyone*
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*Whistles for my giant wolfdog to maul everyone and the wolfdog comes and mauls everyone*
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Lol nope.
-Summons mah wolf amigo to deflect le attack of le wolf-dog-
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Take that sucka.
-While others are distracted, snatches potato and takes off-
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*Laughs and heals wolfdog and Jimmy dosent know everyone is after my magic golden pies*
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-Starry slinked around the conflict between Jimmy and Mayah as she loaded her fire arm. She lifted the gun onto her shoulder, and aimed-.
Wait for it...
-Starry fired the gun at Mayah. While she was distracted she dived for the potato and took off, running-.
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*Dodges bullet*
YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!
*Hits everyone with a car*
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-Ninja parkours over car before being hit-
Whew. Good thing I've had training by playing AC. o3o
-Dives in car through window, grabs potato, then dives out other window-
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- Teleports to Jim, no miss no anythiNGGG and shoots with R870 and takes muffin and teleports to nuclear power plant to throw the muffin in -
I MUST
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*Shoots Coda with AK-47 and steals muffin and potato*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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*Shoots Coda with AK-47 and steals muffin and potato*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*slaps muffin and potato and stabs with knife and dissapears in another galaxy*
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*Crushes with piano and grabs potato and muffin and eats pie*
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-shoots Mayah with an M16-.
-le flees towards potato-.
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-Stabs Starry with a knife-
Le potato is mine ouo
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*Puts small but deadly TNT on my finger, slightly touches Starry and Boop and a LARGE explosion happens. Turns out explosion did nothing* POTATO IS MINE! *Flips table*
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*Bashes Coda's and Isabelle's heads together*
Haha!!!!
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*Sets up large, invisible explosives* DECK THE HALLS WITH LARGE EXPLOSIVES!! BOOM BA BOOM BOOM BOOM BA BOOM BOOM POOOOWWWW!!! *Explodes explosives* >=D
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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-casually walks in and eats potato-
Sorry, it was getting old
May I starts ze New object? Object:
One eyed one horned flying purple people eater
( XDD Oh yeah)
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-Sets down smoke bomb and rides the One eyed one horned flying purple people eater into the sunset-
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*Gets golden muffin bazooka and shoots fake golden muffins everywhere to trick them*
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*Finds real golden muffin and marries it and runs off with it in the sunset*
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-dumps a computer on Poke-.
-grabs potato-
>:D
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*Plays really annoying music with computer* NYNYNYNYMEWMEWMEWMEW!! *Rides on Nyan Cat and steals potato*
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-does an assassins creed style attack on Poke while K-Pop plays in the background-
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I gotz.... MAD POKEMON SKILLS! *Uses electro ball on Rii* >8D
For info about electro ball go here: http://pokemondb.net/move/electro-ball (http://pokemondb.net/move/electro-ball)
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-takes out trusty bazooka- NOT ON MY WATCH BUSTER D:<
-runs towards muffin- mine..
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RAWRRRR *Uses electro ball on Duna and uses physcic to grab muffin. Takes muffin in hands* >8D
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HEY WHAT IS UP *Creates mirage potatoes to trick everyone and steals potato.*
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*Shouts Mark For Death to figure out which one is real and bites Mayah* >8D
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OOC: I AM SOOOOO SORRY! I WAS CELEBRATING NEW YEARS AND TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT FH!
*Shoots PokemonXY down and gets potato*
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*Throws Great Hell Flame Blade at Mayah which causes a GIGANTIC explosion that doesn't hurt me and steals potato* 8D
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*I dodge it and slaps Pokemon and steals potato*
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*Nyan Cat PokemonXY steals potato and I fly away on it*
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*Shoots pokemon again and I grab potato and ride on my man-eating ninetales*
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*Uses Spray of Doom on Mayah and it freezes Mayah and renders her epicly FH powers useless*
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Turns into Spinosaurus and bites in Ninetails in half. She then gently picked up the potato and walked off
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*Acts like is about to die and snatches potato with epic confusion powers*
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*Ninetales regenerates and all of my dogs slaughter everyone and dresses up like a ninja and takes potato*
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*Flies a plane that has explosives all around it. Does a Kamikaze into Maya, while shouting 'FREEDOM!!!'*
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*Makes clones of myself and makes them attack Pulp*
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*Summons all of the imaginary "Linkias" (Things I made up) and then they all start attempting to kill everybody and get the muffin with their epic powers*
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Uses force from Star wars to grab the potato. She then crushes it.
(New item?) She finds a golden mushroom
"MINE!!!!!"
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* I dodge and throw a broken TV at everyone.*
(New item?) *Grabs a golden pie and runs off with it.*
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I DUNT LIKE PIE OR MUSHROOM! AAAAH!
*Suddenly a golden chocolate bar appears in my hand*
OOOOH! *Runs away with it* WEEE!
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-Makes clones of Leonidas to slipper kick everyone else while riding a Salamander to the golden muffin- THIS IS SPARTA!
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-Dodges the clone and then summons all my animals to kill everyone then runs with my golden pie- No one is taking me alive and no one will steal my golden pie! > : D
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*I run away yelling, "NOPE," with the golden chocolate in my hands*
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I know we aren't suppost to repost but I read the rules and it said do not make another game of something that's already made so, I was thinking why not try to revive this one?
*Runs off with golden pie* TRY TO TAKE MY PIE YOU WILL NEVER GET IT!