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Have you ever had a weird/scary/strange thought? XD
Well you can post it here. C'mon don't be shy!
Lately I don't have a weird/scary/strange thought.
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Lol, this belongs in the off topic section x3 I'll get a mod to move it~
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Ok! I wasn't sure where to put this. Thx for telling me! :) (So much forum topics X_X)
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Here's something scary that my brain likes to do.
*Standing at train station, and notices a silly person standing right on the edge of the platform*
"That's a stupid thing to do. They might fall off and get hit by a train. I could easily accidentally push them off too. Maybe I should just to teach them a lesson, that's it's dangerous to stand on the edge of the platform. I totally should. No, no I shouldn't. They might die then I'd get done for manslaughter...or murder....either one. I probably should do it...No no no stop it, brain. Oooh look at the pretty dog!"
Don't stand on the edge of train station platforms, kids; I might push you off.
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One of the weirdest thoughts my mind could ever morph would be whenever I'm deep in thought and at someone's house, my mind will start to fool me making me believe the place is haunted. This doesn't happen all the time though due to paranormal experiences, it does happen on occasions but more so when I'm either troubled or uneasy.
The result would be a paranoid Vespian looking over his shoulder every 5-10 minutes.
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Here's something scary that my brain likes to do.
*Standing at train station, and notices a silly person standing right on the edge of the platform*
"That's a stupid thing to do. They might fall off and get hit by a train. I could easily accidentally push them off too. Maybe I should just to teach them a lesson, that's it's dangerous to stand on the edge of the platform. I totally should. No, no I shouldn't. They might die then I'd get done for manslaughter...or murder....either one. I probably should do it...No no no stop it, brain. Oooh look at the pretty dog!"
Don't stand on the edge of train station platforms, kids; I might push you off.
Lol, that part when you said, "Oooh look at the pretty dog!" Cracked me up. XD
When I got the Herobrine mod on Minecraft. It was in the morning I was in my room with the door shut. I made the thing that summoned Herobrine but he didn't come. I was like Then I destroyed the Herobrine block and placed it back REALLY quickly and... BOOM! Herobrine was in my face and I was so scared I jumped all the way to the left bottom corner of my room from my computer. My door was there. I carried my old computer in to another room, Herbrine did it again. Few days later I had nightmares of him. I couldn't go to sleep one night and I imagined a Herobrine like the size of a adult at my doorway. (My door is open at night time) And he was just staring at me. I stood still trying not to move. But I realized it was just my brain. I was SO scared. But then one of my family members (Forgot which one) said to imagine him as a old man throwing pie in his face. And me pushing him in to a pool filled with pie and he saying, "Hey, that's not very nice," And I just laughed.
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I was walking behind someone at school, when a thought came to mind:
"I could kill her and no one would know..."
Or one time I was standing with a friend in the Grand Canyon, another thought comes to mind:
"I could easily push him off. It would be fun! Maybe I shouldn't, he could die..."
Why brain, why?
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My thoughts when I see warrior cats:
"Children roleplaying as pets, why is it not ' Wimpy cats '? I wonder what they actually do in their free time, MOTHMAN EAT THEIR KIDNEYS!"
I bet the fans will be happy. ~<3
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My thoughts when I see warrior cats:
"Children roleplaying as pets, why is it not ' Wimpy cats '? I wonder what they actually do in their free time, MOTHMAN EAT THEIR KIDNEYS!"
I bet the fans will be happy. ~<3
Oh dear. Again with the tedious flaming sir? Might I remind you what happened last time?Click here. (http://www.feral-heart.com/index.php?option=com_jfusion&Itemid=2&jfile=index.php&topic=41855.10)
I find both your comment and tone very offensive sir, personally. Said individuals could very much be older and much more mature than your own self. You do not know them, so it's very unwise and impulsive to judge them. More so, you're contradicting yourself. You roleplay as a wolf/Jersey Devil creature/Mothman/etc. While I know not nor is it my business as to what you exactly saunter around on, how would you feel if people began hating on you because of what you liked and what certain fandom you are into? Not good, aye? Exactly. Everyone has their own likes, dislikes, and opinions in general. It'd be best for everyone to respect said beliefs and opinions else things will get crude. Once again I will ask, have some empathy and think before you speak.As for those who are reading this thread, my sincerest apologies for the misfortune. I ask that you please continue like nothing happened and mind me not.
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Here's something scary that my brain likes to do.
*Standing at train station, and notices a silly person standing right on the edge of the platform*
"That's a stupid thing to do. They might fall off and get hit by a train. I could easily accidentally push them off too. Maybe I should just to teach them a lesson, that's it's dangerous to stand on the edge of the platform. I totally should. No, no I shouldn't. They might die then I'd get done for manslaughter...or murder....either one. I probably should do it...No no no stop it, brain. Oooh look at the pretty dog!"
Don't stand on the edge of train station platforms, kids; I might push you off.
I was walking behind someone at school, when a thought came to mind:
"I could kill her and no one would know..."
Or one time I was standing with a friend in the Grand Canyon, another thought comes to mind:
"I could easily push him off. It would be fun! Maybe I shouldn't, he could die..."
Why brain, why?
Yes... I get thoughts exactly like these cx
Sometimes it's the other way and I imagine someone else pushing me off the edge of a cliff or the balcony of a really high building. Just imaging it when I'm a step away from a possible fatal accident... -shudders-
Most of the time in supermarkets or malls I see little kids causing drama and screaming because their ice cream wasn't big enough or they didn't get the toy they wanted despite the fact they have a trolley full of toys and clothes. I'm tempted to steal their ice cream and put it in the bin because they don't want it, that or push them over and run for it...
People I hate and get on my nerves get the worst of my imagination, in my head they've died so many times *-*
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When driving or in a car, my mind turns of briefly- thus making me want to open the door while driving really fast on the road. I just look at door knob and my mind will be like..
"Cooome oon Skyeeee, I knooow you wannaaa'."
Then my mind starts working again.
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Yay I'm not the only person here who gets random psycho murderous thoughts! xD
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One day I thought a deadly pig was wandering in my house. But it was my silly imagination. XD
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"I bet human flesh tastes like ham."
"I could totally kill him and make it look like an accident."
"I wonder what it would be like to be a lamp..."
"Do guys with beards ever let birds live in there?"
"I want his skull."
"I want to touch his cheek bones."
"I'm gonna rip out your vocal chords and choke you with them."
Brain: "Pants are for the weak, brah."
Me: -Walks around house pantless-
"Choke her. Choke her. Choke her. No one will ever know."
Brain: "Hey brah, you should eat that weird thing you found under the couch yesterday."
Me: "Okay, brain, you never steer me wrong!" -Eats weird thing under couch-
"I should have eaten my little brother alive when he was small and vulnerable. Would've saved so much trouble now."
Me: -Looks at Christmas tree-
Brain: "Burrrnnnn iiittttt."
Me: -Sits at bonfire in dad's backyard to roast marshmallows-
Step-brother: -Throws some old boxes in fire, thus making the flames grow huge-
Brain: "Sacrifice him to the Dark Lord. Sacrifice. Sacrifice."
o3o
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lul Jim
- "I wonder what other humans' blood tastes like." *glances at classmates*
- "Hmm. My friend gave me a gift. I wonder if there is a tracking device on it, or maybe something that records talking, or even a tiny camera on it..."
- "I wonder what the fish and creatures of the ocean think of the waste we give them."
- "I wonder if women could grow beards."
- "Am I a girl or a boy?"
- "I think life of a guy would be much easier. I wish I was a guy sometimes."
- "What is my dog thinking when she goes to the bathroom in the grass?"
- "I wonder what it's like to have eight legs and lots of eyes as a spider."
- "What will my dog think of me if I pick my nose in front of her?" noididn'treally
I'm weird. notreally
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"Is their really no boy or girl?"
Are toys actually alive? Yes, I actually think about that
"When I say something do other people hear something different and it is the same to me?"
"Do animals go to Heaven?"
"Do you not feel pain when you got hurt when you die?"
"What are my cats thinking when I eat fruit?
"Do animals actually have their own langauges?"
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Ehehe.
Just remembered some more.
"If my dog could talk, I bet he'd sound like Morgan Freeman"
"If I jumped from here would I die?"
"What does fire taste like?"
"If you feed a dog a hotdog, is it considered cannibalism?"
"Do dogs think clothes are just inter-changeable fur?"
"I wonder what it's like to break someone else's arm." -Glances at sibling-
Friend: -Reaches arm in front of my face to point at something-
Brain: "Must. Bite. Arm. Bite hiiimmm."
Me: -Bites onto friend's arm-
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Here's some weird thoughts i've had
me: *is holding my cat*
Brain: "Lick the cat LICK THE CAT!!!!"
Me: *listening to music*
Brain: "What if Jeff broke into your house right now? You are unprepared! go get a pillow and a brick!"
Me: *suddenly starts shivering*
Brain: "Ghosts are EVERYWHERE!!!! RUN FOR IT!"
Me:*talking to a person I hate*
Brain: "Wouldn't it be fun if you shot them in the face? Wouldn't it be fun!?"
Me: *Eating a hotdog*
Brain: "STOP YOUR EATING DOGS!!!"
There's probably a lot more but these are weird thoughts I've had recently
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Me: *Is in my room and lights are off*
Brain: GET OUT OF HERE THEIR IS GHOST AND MONSTERS EVERYWHERE!!!
Me: Brain dats not funny -_-
Brain: GET OUUTTT!!
Me: *Gets out as fast as I can*
Brain: YAY
Me: Brain, your just tricking me right?
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Me: *hears brothers talking about playing airsoft with their friends* "I bet I would be boss in that and shoot all mah friends >:I"
"I wonder if Santa is actually a stalker but gives children gifts to hide the fact."
"Can plants breathe?" <-- Not a plant expert
"If there was a modern day assassin, what would his clothes be like?"
"What if I'm link to the Templar bloodline?" D:
"What if my ancestors were murderers...."
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Lolz, Starry you wish you were linked to the Templar bloodline. >;3
Anywho, I gots some more. My brain is screwed up. o3o
"Cockroaches are Satan's minions."
"What if the ruler of the world was a dog?"
"I kinda want to reach through that guy's rib cage and rip out his heart."
"If you shove your finger up your nose far enough, can you feel your brain?"
"80% of my blood is Mountain Dew."
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Jim..what's up with you and body parts? x3
- "If I stuck my finger in my nose and wriggled it downwards, could I see the tip of my fingers in my mouth?"
- "I wonder what my dog would look like after I fed her chocolate..."
- "What if I washed my dog in the toilet? Just place her in there and flush the toilet..."
- "I wonder if it is considered cannibalism if I eat my dead skin off of my lips."
- "What would it be like to be flushed down a toilet?"
- "I wonder how it feels to jump off an airplane without a parachute and hit the ground."
- "What does it feel to a tree when being cut down?"
- "What if toys moved or blinked when humans are not looking?"
- "What if a zombie Apocalypse actually happened?"
- "What does yellow snow taste like?"
- "What if while they were killing the chicken and it pooped? What if they didn't notice it, sold it, and someone ate the poop while gnawing on the chicken's cooked butt?"
- "What does poop taste like?" *glances at toilet*
I like poop and toilet jokes :p