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Off topic => Discussion Board => Topic started by: Jackkdaw on January 05, 2014, 03:19:33 am

Title: Dumb Jokes
Post by: Jackkdaw on January 05, 2014, 03:19:33 am
Hallo.

Basically, what's the dumbest (appropriate) joke/anti-joke you've heard or can think of?
Because. Ery'body loves laughin' at stupidity! OuO


Here's one of mine. ouo



What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Title: Re: Dumb Jokes
Post by: shayy on January 05, 2014, 05:37:42 am
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
Title: Re: Dumb Jokes
Post by: shayy on January 05, 2014, 05:40:48 am
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!
Title: Re: Dumb Jokes
Post by: shayy on January 05, 2014, 05:41:36 am
Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?
A barber.
Title: Re: Dumb Jokes
Post by: WolfQueen on January 05, 2014, 07:46:35 am
What's black and white and re[a]d all over?
A newspaper.
Or, a zebra in a blender.

Old times.
Title: Re: Dumb Jokes
Post by: Jackkdaw on January 05, 2014, 11:47:44 pm
X3

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?

"Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

-Badum tss.-
Title: Re: Dumb Jokes
Post by: OreoHeroz on January 05, 2014, 11:56:06 pm
What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

Dino-mite!


"What do you call a pony's cough?"

A little hoarse.


What do you do with a sick boat?

Take it to the doc.


What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee?

A bah-humbug.



Bahaha.
Title: Re: Dumb Jokes
Post by: TBSNIHON on January 06, 2014, 12:01:41 am
What do you get when you mix Salmon with Netulla?
Salmonella
Lolol so funny.
Title: Re: Dumb Jokes
Post by: magicfairy on January 06, 2014, 01:40:46 am
Why are sixes always sick?
Cause their six


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Title: Re: Dumb Jokes
Post by: Jackkdaw on January 06, 2014, 03:31:16 am
Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Cause she had no arms and no legs.

Knock knock
*who's there?*
NOT SALLY.

BADUM TSSSS.

Darkhumorisfun
Title: Re: Dumb Jokes
Post by: Chunky_Squirrel on January 06, 2014, 11:54:47 am
Lol, just reamemberd, haha.

Why does a fox look back when running from dogs?
Because a fox dosen't have eyes in it's butt. owo