Jimmy's life goals:
1. Assassinate Justin Bieber
2. Buy an iron mace. (I almost fulfilled this one in St.Augustine. Only reason I didn't was cause I forgot my I.D. ;-;)
3. Go skinny dipping,. o3o
4. Blow something up
5. Make a bonfire with old school stuff
6. Go back to Paris and build a barricade in the middle of the street while shouting "VIVE LA FRANCE!" and waving French flags. Because. Long live the revolution. #LesMisreferances
7. Meet Morgan Freeman
8. Touch Morgan Freeman's face
9. Live inside of a refrigerator for a week.
10. Beat Assassin's Creed 3 and 4 both in one week.
11. Wrestle a crocodile in Australia
12. Ride a giraffe
13. Find out where Billie Joe Armstrong lives and stalk his life.
14. Dance on the president's desk
15. Be tazed by the president's Secret Service for dancing on his desk.
16. Skydive off of the Empire State Building
17. Photobomb a celebrity
18: Find Atlantis.
19: Learn how to use a rocket launcher
20: Blow up random cars with said rocket launcher.
21: Own 32049 cats once I'm old.
22: Slap a black bear with a hotdog.
23: Get bit by a shark so I can have a cool scar so when people go "oh, where'd you get that awesome scar?" And I could be all: "Got bit by a shark."
Priorities.
1. Find Bigfoot.
2. Sled down Mt. Everest.
3. Buy a pair of Hidden Blades o3o
4. Punch someone in the face.
5. Ride a rodeo bull and live. o3o
6. Become a millionaire by selling self acquired celebrity hair on Ebay.
7. Get a lifetime supply of Mountain Dew
8. Own a hyena.
9. Touch Benedict Cumberbatch's cheek bones!! O_O
10. Sling shot a hedgehog.