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Title: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: saffron on July 10, 2014, 03:01:01 pm
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: saffron on July 10, 2014, 03:14:56 pm
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: SL138197 on July 10, 2014, 03:29:01 pm
well, what you need to do is jump off of a bridge, and swim around in the lake. -nods-

Doctor, I've come across this addiction for FeralHeart!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: saffron on July 10, 2014, 03:37:24 pm
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: AlphaEclipse on July 10, 2014, 03:47:11 pm
Best you chop it off, aye?

Doctor, I seem to have a stomach ache!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: saffron on July 10, 2014, 03:51:39 pm
?(???)? meh, drink some poison.. (^._.^)?


Doctor, what am I gonna do about my addiction with emoticons and feral heart? ?(O_O?)

(??;)
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: AlphaEclipse on July 10, 2014, 03:54:40 pm
I'd recommend taking a hammer to your computer. (lol)

Doctor, my tooth hurts!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: saffron on July 10, 2014, 04:13:03 pm
t(-_-t)

Pull it out and let it bleed.


Doctor.. I'm the worst doctor ever ;n;
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: AlphaEclipse on July 10, 2014, 04:27:04 pm
Go back to college!

Doctor, my head hurts.
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: saffron on July 11, 2014, 03:01:36 pm
Eh, let me put some skittles in your brain and go think about kittens with a 5 day ban from Feral Heart in-game and in forums. <(???)>



Doctor, I've come across... BUMPING! ?_?
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Neowulf on July 11, 2014, 09:43:26 pm
I'm afraid it's contagious! KILL YERSELF!(don'tpls)

Doctor, it seems I keep accidentally hurting myself nonstop!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: wolfdog01 on July 12, 2014, 03:24:30 am
Here's a hammer, keep going.

Oh! Witch doctor! I've got a case of the ooh eeh oh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Neowulf on July 13, 2014, 03:33:47 am
O_o Wtf?

docter i hav com akros bad gramer
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: AlphaEclipse on July 13, 2014, 03:53:44 am
Quote from: ~Thyme~ on July 12, 2014, 03:24:30 am
Oh! Witch doctor! I've got a case of the ooh eeh oh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!
I lol'd at that. XD


Oh, just throw away all English dictionaries you can find.

Doctor, I seemed to have glued my hands together!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: wolfdog01 on July 13, 2014, 04:04:52 am
Quick! Here's some more glue!

Doctor! DACTUR! I seem to have stubbed my toe on the bedside! It hurts! DX WHAT.DO.I.DO?!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: AlphaEclipse on July 13, 2014, 04:08:12 am
(I hate that omg ;-;) Yikes! Worst case I've ever seen. Better crush it between a door.

Doctor! I can't remember anything!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: wolfdog01 on July 13, 2014, 04:10:26 am
Uh...uh....*ThrowsBooksInTheAir* PLAY AMNEISIA!

Eeeeh, what's up Do-Erm....I mean....Doctor! My friend hasn't replied to my text for like....30 seconds! Does she hate me!? DX
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: ragethedemon on July 13, 2014, 04:14:50 am
yes she hates you.

Doctor I seem to have swallowed an entire person!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: AlphaEclipse on July 13, 2014, 04:16:45 am
Wow, drink some ginger ale! Also, was it good? (LOL)

Doctor? Why do they call you that?
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: wolfdog01 on July 13, 2014, 04:17:54 am
Because....*FlipsOffSunglasses*...health. >3>

Doc! I seem to have fallen and I can't get up!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: AlphaEclipse on July 13, 2014, 04:21:57 am
(Oh my god, is that a reference to those life alert (or something like that, I forget which one) commericals? XD) Meh, get a pillow, I bet you're tired.

Doctor, why do I love making random dinosaur noises?
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: wolfdog01 on July 13, 2014, 04:30:40 am
Oh yus bbh~ The one and ONLY life alert XP) Because, on the inside....we are all dinosaurs...That and you've been eaten by one :I

Doctur! Docter! Why am I so excited!?
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: ~Stargazer~ on July 13, 2014, 04:41:16 am
Don't worry. I can fix this. *saws head off*

There, perfect.

Help, I've fallen and I can't get up.
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: wolfdog01 on July 13, 2014, 04:46:36 am
Gaspo! :o Another life alert accident!) Runs in and stands you up before pushing you down again* :I Don't get up.

Doctor! My cat is lying around like a lazy bum! What should I do!? (I feel like these are becoming more derpy than serious lol)
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: ragethedemon on July 13, 2014, 05:06:02 am
Put it in the blender with some milk. Just don't hit the on  button! *hits on button* NO KITTY!!!!

Doctor! I seem to be being chased by an angry frog what do I do!?
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: wolfdog01 on July 13, 2014, 05:11:38 am
Throw an angry bird at it....obviously....(lol)

Doctur! What should I do if my arms become noodlelsdjeiwkjshdeiwjnhd
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: AlphaEclipse on July 13, 2014, 05:28:14 am
Eat them! -prescribes you a fork-

Doctor, help! I was stung by a bee!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: wolfdog01 on July 13, 2014, 05:52:37 am
Here! It's dangerous to go alone, take this! *Sprays honey all over chur face*

D0c, 1 c4n't 5t0p t41k1ng 1ik3 th15!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: saffron on July 13, 2014, 03:18:47 pm
Stab your mouth. Then rub your mouth in some acid.

Doctor, I have Bird Flew!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Stuck in Limbo on July 13, 2014, 04:28:31 pm
Well go live with your own kind then.
Doctor I have a crocodile biting my leg!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Bluparrot on September 15, 2014, 08:37:20 pm
Use your hand as bait and then get it off! But you might end up sacrificing your hand...

Doctor, I can't stop shipping Ruby and Sapphire (the boy and girl in my signature)!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: saffron on September 18, 2014, 07:35:27 pm
Don't worry -Puts on goggles and looks at signature with serious face- Cut your heart out so you have no love for it.

Doctor, I have woodophobia! How do I get rid of my fear for wood?
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: DancingWithDeath on September 25, 2014, 08:53:43 pm
Become a lumberjack.

Doctor, I have become a wolfaboo! (But not an immature one.)
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Wyldercat on September 25, 2014, 10:35:48 pm
LOCK YERSELF IN A ROOM UNTIL YOU RETURN TO NORMAL!
*Trust me I'm a doctor*

DOCTOR OMG HALP I HAZ BECUM A NEWB! UR ALL NEWBS THIS GAM SUKZ! NU ONE LYVS ME! JUMPS OFF CLIFF AND DIES
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: greenart6 on September 25, 2014, 10:40:29 pm
Oh, too late, but I was gonna say jump off a cliff and die c:

DOCTOR, I'M GROWING A BEARD
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Wyldercat on September 25, 2014, 10:43:16 pm
SHAVE IT

Doctor, I can't stop Hashtagging
#MedicalProblems
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Necropossum on September 26, 2014, 03:48:55 am
*slap* STAY OFF TWITTER!

Doctor I can't stop Procrastinating!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Neowulf on September 26, 2014, 05:45:42 am
*Throws treadmills at* BURN YOUR TV!

Doctor, I have Chicken-Booty-Egglaser-Itis! Meaning that my zits hatch into baby chickens! D:
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Wyldercat on September 26, 2014, 03:24:32 pm
LEAD THE CHICKENS TO THE CHICKEN ARMY AND HAND THEM OFF TO BETSY!

I SEE DEAD WOLVES.
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Necropossum on September 26, 2014, 04:08:47 pm
Close you're eyes!

Doctor I can't Stop Reading maximum Ride!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Wyldercat on September 26, 2014, 10:09:10 pm
ITS A GOOD BOOK, IGNORE YOUR ISSUES, CHILD!

DOCTOR I AM A BANANA
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Necropossum on September 26, 2014, 10:21:11 pm
*sings the im a Banana song*

Doctor I can't stand the people whining about Prim's Death in the hunger games!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: DancingWithDeath on September 27, 2014, 05:20:57 pm
Go get earplugs and lock yourself in a room.

Doctor, Im still depressed about Bluestar's death!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Neowulf on September 27, 2014, 08:42:50 pm
Here, have a scooter and try to think about how nice it was that Tigerclaw got kicked out c:

Doctor, it seems that I can't escape the ads! D:
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Necropossum on September 27, 2014, 09:12:57 pm
THEN CELEBRATE

Doctor everyone keeps nagging me to clean my room!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: saffron on September 28, 2014, 01:02:39 am
CLEAN YOUR ROOM
trust me i'm a doctor

Doctor, I have the fear of freedom!!!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Necropossum on September 28, 2014, 01:11:58 am
But Freedom is good!

Doctor ToonTown Rewritten is really buggy but i still like playing it!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: ShadowPaws3 on September 28, 2014, 01:29:44 am
ummm SMASH THE DEVICE YOU PLAY IT ON THEN TAKE A KNIFE AND STAB YOURSELF, trust me im a doctor :D.

doctor I have an addiction to eat you :D (noms on doctor)
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Senrova on September 28, 2014, 03:40:46 am
BECOME A POPSTAR AND THEY GIVE YOU DRUGS FOR FREEEEZ!!!

Doctor! I am under the Imperius Curse! D:
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Wyldercat on September 28, 2014, 03:56:40 pm
FREE YO SELF!
*avarda kedarvaz controller*

DOCTOR I FEEL THE URGE TO COSPLAY RANDOM MAPLESTORY CHARACTERS!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Necropossum on September 28, 2014, 03:57:54 pm
Then go do that!

Doctor I have the urge to be Eyeless Jack for Hallowwen!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Senrova on September 28, 2014, 07:06:32 pm
POKE YO EYES OUT TO BECOME EYELESS!!! LAAAAAWWWL!

Docter, Voldemort Avada Kedevra`d me and I have a headache!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: ShadowPaws3 on September 28, 2014, 07:14:30 pm
chop your eyes off, that'll help!

doctor I feel the urge to kill the ant on my keyboard but its an animal!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Wyldercat on September 28, 2014, 08:21:12 pm
*lights ant on fire*
PROBLEM SOLVED.

HALP I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING TO TYPE HERE!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: ShadowPaws3 on September 28, 2014, 08:24:01 pm
oh hrmmm, get elmo to help you!


doctor my friend wants to marry dora and its stupid!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Bloo. on September 28, 2014, 10:17:55 pm
Wooaahh there ma'am! Tell your friend to take it down a notch, ride a narwhal, eat some cheerios, and keep your bum  in one place for some well deserved rest! And ALWAYS avoid the Boots >.>

Doctor! Oh Doctor! I've got a bad case of fangirl!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Necropossum on September 28, 2014, 10:23:37 pm
*hisses* KILL IT WITH FIRE! XD

Doctor I can't figure out how to work Pixelmon
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Senrova on September 29, 2014, 03:14:40 pm
GET POKEMON OMEGA RUBY WHEN IT COMES OUT!!!


Doctor, I keep typing in caps!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: saffron on September 29, 2014, 07:24:32 pm
THEN TALK IN CAPS
trust me i'm a doctor



Doctor! I
I
I
I can't stop typing I's!
I
I
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Necropossum on September 29, 2014, 08:45:27 pm
*breaks l key*

Doctor I'm a pufferfish!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Neowulf on September 29, 2014, 11:11:09 pm
GO! BE FREE! RELEASE YOUR CARES TO THE SKY AND GET EATEN BY A SHARK!

Doctor, I can't stop making ASCII art! D:
  __
/ o o\ <(How many lines is too many lines? I don't know nor care!)
\___/
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Wyldercat on September 30, 2014, 06:56:38 pm
*burns keyboard* NO SYMBOLS FOR YOU!

ELMO IS STALKING ME!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Senrova on September 30, 2014, 07:03:52 pm
CALL THEM A STALKER THENZ PULL A CREEPY FACE AT THEM!!!!


Doctor Mario, I think I`m on drugs.
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Necropossum on September 30, 2014, 07:14:22 pm
*inches away*

Doctor everyone on DA who has good quality plushie's have commisions for them closed but I wanna get a plushie!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Wyldercat on September 30, 2014, 07:35:13 pm
GO TO A STORE AND BUY ONE!

Uhh... I can't stop drawing chibi Armin Arlert's on my friend's notebooks!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Senrova on September 30, 2014, 07:51:05 pm
Tell them you like cheesecake.


I am dying of the fact Ima getting birthday punches tomorrow! D:
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Wyldercat on September 30, 2014, 08:05:05 pm
Happy birthday, and here, have this *gives goalie armor*

I can't stop licking Ressy's hair!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: ShadowPaws3 on September 30, 2014, 08:08:00 pm
Sets tounge on fire thats better :D

I Feel like imma die!!!!! (Oh my gerd...)
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: ThatRandomTypo on September 30, 2014, 11:55:57 pm
Have you tried turning your computer off then back on?

Because logic.

Doctor! Every time I blink, my eyelid twitches!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: SL138197 on October 01, 2014, 01:17:11 pm
Don't blink.
Don't even blink.
Blink and you're dead.
Don't turn your back.
Don't look away.
And don't blink.

Doctor!  I've come across a recent obsession of book-writing!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: Necropossum on October 01, 2014, 07:20:56 pm
*burns all the book writing material* There

Doctor Spectre has never seen a baby!
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: ShadowPaws3 on October 02, 2014, 08:26:45 pm
um.... *slaps spectre :D* that'll help *makes him see a baby*
Title: Re: Worst Aid (Doctor, I've come across ___!)
Post by: saffron on November 11, 2014, 01:45:37 am

NOOOO! I MUST NECRO MY OWN THREAD!
WHAT DO I DO DOCTOR?!