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Alright, well I had the most weirdest dream yesterday and it did involve zombies. My favorite cannibals. e3e Anyhow, I woke up out of fright and reached over to grab something to defend myself -- when I did, my girlfriend woke up laughing at what was in my hand.
Embarassed isn't the half of what I was feeling. I had a picture of our daughter in my hand. x'3 I couldn't believe myself, but it was one of those dreams where you have to wake up and grab something.
So I wondered. Whereever you are all at, if a zombie was coming at you, what's the first thing you have to your right? That'd be your defense. Post what you happen to have on the right of you and let me know if your defense is any better than mine.
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Currently to the right of me, there is a pillow...
*fluffs up pillow*
Come at me bro BI
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Currently a shoe is in my lap and to the right of me ... Also a table XD I'd end up grabbing the shoe then table flipping the table :3
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Hmmm, there's a lot of things on my right. A pterodactyl kite, decoration tree thing, dollhouse with a bunch of crap in it, a globe... I'd probably use the globe. 8I
Globe is always the best defense man.
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Really? Even a pillow is more defensive than a beautiful picture. x'D
We will all be ready for the apocalypse. Lel
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-Nervous sweating as I look to my right-
I have my cat, a dresser full of books, and a mirror. Nothing too useful there, atleast not for zombie hordes.
-Wolfie
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I see a scrunched up tissue, gloves and a coat hanger.... I'm all set!
Bring it on!!! >:O
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A horse on a stick toy.
Hey, maybe that could be useful. Sit there beating all of the zombies with a horse head on a plastic stick :D
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So far, everyone has had a better defense than I've had. How about you all look to your left? Because on my left righ now .. is a kitchen knife. ^-^
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to my left is a blanket
I'm dead
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To my right is... one of those thingamajobs you put your glass on at a table. And it's made out of stone O.O
To my left.. well there is nothing really on teh table to my left, but a trashcan is nearest on the floor.
Dump all the trash on his head and throw the stone thing at him! Woot woot lol
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A blanket will be a distraction, m'dear. e.e Just simply throw it on their heads and run!
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But I don't want to give my precious blanket to the zombies ;-;
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Noo, you'd just rather give them your life instead, eh? e3e I'm sure they'll forget about your blankie anyhow and just go after you. Lel
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Hmm, there is a blanket, airsofting vest, a like table sort of nightstand, a couch, an airsofting rifle, and plant in a pot. I'd be safest with my rifle, even though it only shoots plastic pellets.
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Hmm to my left is a ton of books a chair and my precious wolfie hat.
*puts on wolf hat* Come at meh bro's I got a Chair!
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@Zulu, You have everything you need. Let me come to your house for protection. I can use the blanket? x'3
@Darkky, -LeTakesWolfieHat- Okie, now get her Zombies!~ :3
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To my left there is an electric heater, a super old and heavy one... that makes things a little difficult :T
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Well, you could try to pick up the heater and smash in the zombie's head or invite him to a house party and heat him to death. x'3
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On my right, there's nothin' but a wall so I would be defenseless for the most part.
On my left, the first thing I'd grab would be a remote control. Not the best household weapon but it'd at least deal some damage or distract the hungry creature while I dart my way into the kitchen.
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M'dear, I've heard of batteries from remotes being shoved down zombie's throats. Then you can bang their head against the wall. Boom, you've got a distracted zombie. B3
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That would be..pillow of course!
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A pillow is used as a weapon at girly slumber parties. I've seen what you girls do with them. e.e Tsk, tsk. Hitting each other into walls. x'3
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on the right of me is a wall... so that would be fun if i reached out for the right... ???
on the left on the other hand is my lamp and my sonic screwdriver...
so if there was a zombie in my room, he would be damn SCREWED.
chu get it?
screwed, screwdriver?
yeah? ...no?
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okey...
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Ha Ha! A pun! Ah.. Good times.. Or-Or you could say they are in for some HARD times. x'3
Eh, maybe that was too inappropriate. Bleh. I'm Metal.
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On my right I have a chest with books on it...
Well I could always throw books at the zombies keep them at bay for a while. e3e
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You could also read them a scary story. That'll scare them off.. or a bedtime story to put them to sleep while you scamper off.
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That could work but do zombies even sleep at all.
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-LeCradlesZombie- They do in my arms.
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Well.... To my right there is my trusty computer, my mouse, an empty bag of skittles, a drawing tablet, then on the ground there's a TV screen. Then in front of me is a clock thing, my monitor, and lots of TWIX remnants.
And to the left(to the left //brick'd) there's cans of compressed air, my mom's CPU monitor, a bag of crackers, a plastic snake, lots of cords with USBs, some hard drive things, mail, plastic bags, a heavy backpack....
Lots of useless crap. Best I could do is probably the bags to wrap around zombie heads, TWIX to distract, the TV and backpack as projectiles/bash-ins, and probaby the art tablet as a shield, but maybe Mom's massive CPU monitor would be better. Then the compressed air as grenades or something.
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I've an empty jam jar to my right. O_o
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I -- I can't think of how you could kill them, but you could help me by making PB & J. :3[/center]
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Hmmm, to my left.........
A lamp, cup, laptop and text book..... I'd use the book XD
(I'm dead ;0;)
~ Whisper
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I just so happen to own a compound bow, which I conveniently keep leaning against the right side of my bed, and my closet door that somehow came off its hinges. And to my left...a coat hanger, a Bible, my phone, a pencil, and a bunch of random papers with doodles all over them (courtesy of the aforementioned pencil). I think I'm all set.
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I'd use the new iSmack app! XD (I'd use my ipad. My sister... Well... Let's just say one fell on her toe before)
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I have a charger at my right... what the heck will I do with a charger in a zombie attack? O.O I think it's worse than a picture of your daughter ;p
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Well well. It seems as if these zombies don't have nothing on us.. e3e
I love that signature, by the way. -SkyrimNerd-
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I now have a bag of doughnuts to my left... *slowly sets out a teaparty for the Zombie horde* oh and a doll... *picks up doll* You sit here eat the crullers and drink that toilet water or I'll hit with this doll Ya' see! XD I'm all set :3
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Now I have my demon cat.
Literally. He is aggressive from some sort of trauma.