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Off topic => Discussion Board => Topic started by: Whinp on November 07, 2014, 07:23:37 pm

Title: Tell me some jokes that are like really lame, at least for you.
Post by: Whinp on November 07, 2014, 07:23:37 pm
I don't know why I even want to start this topic, but anyways.

What's the lamest joke you've ever heard?

I've heard of this one:

Quote
Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping in the city?"

Guy 2: "Oh no! What happened?"

Guy 1: "He woke up!"

I... I don't know. This joke is so stupid that it never fails to make me laugh everytime I hear about it. xD
Title: Re: Tell me some jokes that are like really lame, at least for you.
Post by: TheApplePie on November 07, 2014, 10:03:59 pm
"What web can a spider not make?"
An internet web
I feel stupid
Title: Re: Tell me some jokes that are like really lame, at least for you.
Post by: Dirrane on November 07, 2014, 10:32:57 pm
Quote from: Fixl on November 07, 2014, 10:03:59 pm
"What web can a spider not make?"
An internet web
I feel stupid

But what if secretly spiders were actually more intelligent than humans and they had this underground spy place thing and that's where they went during the day to find out how to hack computers and brainwash humans?

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
Because they kept dropping their trunks.. wow okay

I literally just searched up ''100 lame jokes'' but you didn't need to know that
Title: Re: Tell me some jokes that are like really lame, at least for you.
Post by: Kouvinxx on November 24, 2014, 09:46:44 pm
The other day when it was cold, a friend of mine went to buy some long underwear.
The shopkeeper said to him, ''How long do you want it?''
And my friend said,
''Well, from about September to March.''
(I'm laughing at myself.. omfg.)
Title: Re: Tell me some jokes that are like really lame, at least for you.
Post by: Ingredient on November 26, 2014, 08:49:01 am
My friend told me this joke yesterday.

What did one bean say to the other bean?

"How ya bean?"

No one laughs when I tell it but I find it so damn funny!! xD
Title: Re: Tell me some jokes that are like really lame, at least for you.
Post by: Sebastian--Michaelis on November 26, 2014, 12:46:18 pm
There once was a woman from Kew, who filled- Okay, nope, not telling the rest.

...Just look up Kuroshitsuji II bloopers.