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Make It Funny! <:
Example:
Person 1: By jumping down from a plain
Person 2: By eating a potato
Now You Start
>:3
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Nose got stuck in a toaster. XD LOL!
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Lawl! XD
Fall down from a chair 0:
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You are walking in a forest when you see a rabid cougar and you run away with the cougar chasing you, and then while running away you fall off a cliff but somehow survive and keep running away because the rabid cougar is still chasing you. Then some other rabid cougars join the chase and soon you are running away from a whole pride of rabid cougars. Then suddenly a hawk picks you up with it's talons and carries you, with the rabid cougars still chasing you, to a river and tries to drown you. You escape it's grasp and start struggling and water, and the rabid cougars jump into the water and they pull on your legs. You struggle to shore and when you reach land you kill a cougar pulling on your leg and start running away because now the hawk and the other rabid cougars are chasing you. Then a nearby volcano erupts and you try to jump over the lava while still trying to run away from the cougars and the hawk. Then lava shoots in every direction and you take cover. The rabid cougars burn to death and the hawk flies away. You nearly get burnt by the lava. When the volcano stops erupting and the lava has turned to ash, you start walking home, glad to be alive. Then a person with a knife runs up to you and kills you.
And that is how you will die.
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from looking a cute kitten in the eyes.
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From eating a yucky marsh-mellow :3
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from angering the mighty black anger newt
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(You guys don't make sense.)
From swallowing glass. Here's a list of ideas you could use. A gorey demise. (Sorry but I couldn't get a good one. I don't like lyrics and wanted the full song. And with animals.)
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we can post silly answers its part of the game XD
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The kolossus XD
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a big banana comes up and eats you.
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aww i dont want to be eaten by a banana i like bananas) i come alive as a polymorphic spector and murder you lol
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I smirk and kidnap Sukira with <3 flying from me. Because she reminds me so much of my friend. But both of us get eaten by a dinosaur.
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XD really? the all and holy sukira eaten by a dinosaur? wow.... lol) the dinosaur pukes you up and i cut open its belly with a hidden dagger then chase you to the end of the earth, you falling into a big huge marshmallow that eats you
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By dying. o.o
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By having a skyscraper built on top of you while you were hibernating. o3o
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By being attacked by many feathered, sharp clawed creatures!
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BY waking up the next morning half asleep and eating a dinosaur eghg by accident o3o
That poor mothers gonna be purty angry....
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Nu she's already dead. V
Sukira: XD really? the all and holy sukira eaten by a dinosaur? wow.... lol) the dinosaur pukes you up and i cut open its belly with a hidden dagger then chase you to the end of the earth, you falling into a big huge marshmallow that eats you.
Anyway
By drowning in a pool.
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you will die by killing me then you laugh your head off to death
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you will have a sexy pink death, like being hit by a pink heart-car which is riden by a pink sexyass zombie.
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^
Being strapped to a wall and having Justin Beiber music played constantly in your ears while you struggle to get away.
You poor thing. D:
(To the post under me)
Oh, well, if he's sexy than I don't mind being drop kicked into lava 8D
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(Definitely poor thing. Justen beiber and Rebecca black don't know what true music is. GORILLAZ FOREVER!)
By having my extra sexy character I named Zax dropkick you into a pool of lava. >.>
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you went to matt cardels concert and you couldnt get his autograph so you jumped off mount everest
with a million electrode pokemon useing the move SELFDESTRUCT XD!
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-.- I only like Gorillaz, Evanescence, t.A.T.u. and vocaloid. (And kitty but it's a long story.) Every other band sucks. -.-
I survive the fail attempt to be murdered and throw Katanas at you.
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Being strapped to a wall and having Justin Beiber music played constantly in your ears while you struggle to get away.
You poor thing. D:
Dude.. i dont even know you and you want me to suffer that much while dying? ;/
Harsh man.. really harsh..
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Don't worry. Zax is in the middle of turning him into his dinner. Zax likes lava grill.
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My watching a comedy program (seriously, someone did die from laughing to much)
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By....listening to Muse Hyper Chondraic Music. (It's a deppressing song, but it's good, ha!)
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By getting kicked in the face by a mad cow :o
(<---- look. I'm a girl. o3o)
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By getting kicked in the head by Rustin Hieber.
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(^Lol)
Being stabbed by a unicorn's horn thru your torso xD
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(XD AWMG I WANNA DIE LIKE THAT)
Being stabbed by Elmo while sleeping
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(NOT ELMO D'8 )
Hugging a very prickly cactus!
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Someone actually died from falling on one of those when they were drunk)
Eating popcorn XD
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Being keeld by ODD >:D
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Being keeld by ODD >:D
O0O but my fan fiction character loves him..... time to go get Sheiton now XD ( loyal war horse ) the crazy Chihuahua biting your head off
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XD I ALWAYS WANTED TO DIE EITHER A EPIC CHIHUAHUA DEATH OR UNICORN!
Aelita attacks you and you die from a shock XD
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O-o im her sister in fan fiction. odd kisses you, thus you dieing from shock XD
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But smelling my fart XD It smells like the nastyest thing you can think off XD really it does -_-
ok for me to have a more accuret ( LOL ) death here is about meh
Im shade, female alpha of ALL THE DARK SIDED PACK...Erz
Im brave, strong i aint scared of nothin' im sweet lovable and heart and gut made of steel
I am cute XD Smart, Fast tall and.... erm... hawt.... and the person above me if that doesnt work is gonna die in shcok after i smooch him/her
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O-o im not a boy O_o
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O-o im her sister in fan fiction. odd kisses you, thus you dieing from shock XD
I'D HAVE A FANGASM XDD
-- Die from my BEARHUG ?
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O0O you die from me getting william to kill you >:-)
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YOU ALL DIE FROM MY FART
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WILLIAM IS MINEH OUTTA TEH MANY
.. you die from your own fart, when I put a candle behind you... and dock myself. xD
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? XD you die from yumi killing you XD
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Justin Bieber kissing you.
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No yumis harrassing me XD
you die whe i hit you with mah cool butler boot!
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You are in lyoko then you fall into the digital sea because a megatank pushed you in while i laughed XD
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I grapped your hand before falling XD
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O-o stupid you -_- luckily i was able to turn to a winged wolf and kicked free XD you died from the schypazoa >:-)
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Death by radroach and fallout ponies.
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Long time no see, you died because im awesome as X.A.N.A's loyal warrior XD
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Lol, yeah. I'm on and off on this forum, working on my own forum.
Also. You die from Twilight Sparkle's epic miscalculation of magic.
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From playing IT
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From a cute kitten ;D
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Lol, yeah. I'm on and off on this forum, working on my own forum.
Also. You die from Twilight Sparkle's epic miscalculation of magic.
I HATE TWILIGHT! edward is a sparkle fairy, and a stalker. if im on anyone's team its harry potters XD
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By watching Wiggles Hot Potato!
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You will die from a flying pizza!
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You die from overexposer to Jack sparrow
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You will die form calling youself a furry artist >:D
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You shall die from choking on too much Peanut Butter :D
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You will die from listening to gorillaz musics until someone snuck justen bieber into your iPOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://image.wetpaint.com/image/2/2oCbi5VxBl63GM2V8rHj0A6604)
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You will die from listening to gorillaz musics until someone snuck justen bieber into your iPOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://image.wetpaint.com/image/2/2oCbi5VxBl63GM2V8rHj0A6604)
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You die by number one 1. Spam Glitch.
second 2. Get eaten by a hamster.
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You will die from seeing epic B)
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You will Die by geting hit with a pillow ^^
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D: Darn it I love pillows... ;_;
You will die from my ghost haunting you because you knew I was going to die from a pillow XD
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Killed by fire. Fire breathing pillows, >.>'
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You will die by listening to Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, and Ke$ha singing Stockholm Syndrome from Muse.
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You will die because i said so.
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You will die from being attacked my wolfaboo's
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you will die because ashfur said in my song for the AMV everyone has a gun inside, it just matters how much you let it side (XD)
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You will Die when my Pen hits the floor XD
((Re-Awaken Game ^^))
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You die by my hand, when I write your name in the Death Note.
YOU CRIMINAL BU
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You will die when after I eat my Cookie lol
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by getting poked then being heated up in a oven :D
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You will die By the power of Bad Tokens ;D ;D ;D
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By a wolf or a hunter o3o
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Yo will die by the power of my RC Plane -o- XD
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You will die by Voldomort when he touches your hidden scar and then he kill you with the Avada Kadavra curse then he like to give you little burial so he pays 100,00 galleons for a cool grave and says a few words and then destroys the tomb and feeds you to Nagini his snake and then he trys to kill the boy who lived but he soo failed now he dead.
R.I.P Medic, Sadly Missed by Hogwarts School of Whichcraft and Wizadry.
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From doing this
(http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/00379.gif)
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By watching Bed Time with Francis.
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You will die when Alice 'accidentaly' mistakens you for a chain from the Abyss that came to kill Oz, Alice's apparant manservant BI.
Oh yus, and afterwards your barely alive, so Gilbert gets drunk and beats you with a baseball bat to death and cries, cause' for some reason he gets all emotional when he's drunk BDDD
Don't I have such a vivid imagination? CB
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:O
You will die, by being trampled by an angry horse, who invites a mexican bull who crushes your skull, then shoves a giant lollipop down your throat. *Smiles like a little girl*
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You will die by fire because Rabbity's post was awesome. The fire was caused by Pluto because of those angels, Angela and (forgot his name).
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You will die because of my awsomeness, which you seem so fond of BI.
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You will Die by My Avatar's Fluffiness ^_^
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You will die from blinking!
O.O
^.^
x.x
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You will die, because Gir will come into your house, and shoot you in the face.
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You will die, because your obviously obsessed with Invader ZIM and not Pandora Hearts! >.>
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o3o
You will die, by choking on a lollipop.
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You will die by parrot biting your ear, which will cause a infection were the blood if to loose to stop, and then die of blood loss.
The parrot survived Emo_Gir's attempt to kill it, but did suffer a broken wing that was fixed very swiftly. The parrot has now gone to a new home with a loving family.
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How'd I die, but the parrot live?!
You will die from teddy bears, that I've installed with North South East and West. And then I will lock you into a room with those teddy bears. And no matter what you do, the music will never stop.
And the room, has a locked door, no escaping. >:D
Then, a real bear somehow breaks in, and mauls you to death. And eats your stinking parrot!
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From posting here X3
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From posting here X3
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srry double post TT-TT Im laggin RLLY
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You will die while you were reading this post o3o
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(Also, Kitez, that would be triple posting. >.<)
You will die from Amy Rose charging into your house and smashing you with her giant hammer!
OR!
You will die by eating one of Silver's, Shadow's, and Tail's chocolate cookies!
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You will perish from skydiving. As you jump off from the plane, you notice there's an anvil that was dropped shortly after you jumped. As you try to pull the cord for the parachute to come out, confetti and a piece of cake will fly out. You will land onto the ground and the anvil will miss, but the cake's force of impact will kill you. *Shrugs.*
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You eat a moldy sandwich with real sand in it.
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You will go to the beach and fall into a quick sand while high tide is coming.
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You are in a game versus plants vs zombies!
And, a pea shooter kills you, by disenloging your brain cavity!
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As you walk through the dense forest in the dead of night, a large grizzly bear blocks off your path. It tries to swipe at you with it's huge claws, but you manage to escape before getting hit. As you continue running and running through the wood, tears flow down your cheeks in sheer joy as the lights from your cabin house shine in the darkness of the night. You quickly open the door and shut it behind you, the bear giving out a roar. Eventually the bear left, and you walk into the kitchen to find your aunt tied up in a chair, a stranger holding a dagger to her neck. The stranger advances towards you, dagger in hand. In one quick move, you pick up a mango from your kitchen counter and chuck it at his face, killing him instantly. You then toss his body out of a window, untie your aunt, and turn back to the front door. As you reach for the handle your cousin (on the other side) whips open the door, hitting you square in the face and you fall to the ground, instantly dead. And that, my friend, is how you died.
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o.o That nearly happened to me while I was visiting my aunt. Are you... A stalker?!
You will die from watching too much tv.
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You die from your smiley face picture cause it really kills you
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So... You wanna play that way do ya?
As you're walking along a trail at the zoo, a peinguin sees you, gets out of it's habitat, and smacks you across the back of your head. It was about your size, making it possibly an emporer penguin. Well, you're lying on the ground, and a lion sees you.
Well, guess what. It doesn't eat you, because it thinks you're dead. But you're really unconscience. What he does is drag you to the metal place where they feed the lions lunch, and the humans find you. Well, once they get you out, after two zookeepers dying, a bear grabs your leg.
It doesn't kill you, but it rips your leg off. The zookeepers rush you to the hospital, but your roommate is a creep. And, he has a pet bengal tiger. The tiger sees you laying in bed, but keeps lying there. Untill...
You scream. You run into the halls, while the bengal is chasing you, and you bump into a male nurse. You panic and he slaps you across the face. You fall unconscience on the ground, and then the bengal finds you. Then, it begans eating your insides.
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It is close to midnight and you've been up for about two weeks playing your favorite video game or even Feral Hearts without eating, sleeping, bathing, etc.. As your body is slowly shutting down as your stomach off of its own insides, you run to the kitchen sink and wash away a sudden bad taste in your mouth. As you look down to the rinsing water, you notice how it became red and that's well, you're internally bleeding. You clenched onto the counter, trying to figure out how or why you were but it was simply obvious, your body is shutting down but you don't know how to stop it. You rush to the refrigerator and pull out the milk carton and try to chug it down. You soon choke on it as the body rejects it as you spat it out into the sink. You soon feel the acids in your stomach beginning to burn a hole through the flesh as you cry out in pain but no one hears or at least helps you out. You begin to panic to the fact that you run into the bathroom that is near your kitchen and turn on the tub water so it'll fill up. Shortly after, you run to to the cabinet of any room to pull out band-aids and such but you slip and break the bones in your left ankle but you manage to to grab cotton balls and stuff them into your mouth to stop the blood from overflowing from your mouth. You try to run back to the bathroom, trying to waste anytime, but you slip as the water has overflowed. Your jaw shatters as your hit the side of the bathtub but your body slumps into the bathroom. You end up being unconscious as your head in under the water and end up drowning with your torso in the water with your legs sticking out as the water running red.
I certainly do :3.
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You die from being forced to read twilight while being eaten by a magnetic toaster.
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You'll die because a squirrel flushed you down a toilet XD
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From running into my dog after a hard day a the butchers shop and your still covered in meat-juice.
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You'll die cause' you flew uncontrollably to outer space.
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SPAAAAAAAAAACE!
You will die because of a terrible punishment of one thousand butterfly kisses!
See definition: http://www.wikihow.com/Butterfly-Kiss (http://www.wikihow.com/Butterfly-Kiss)
though I would recommend against going in the eye...
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You died cause you went sleep and drinked water ^ ^
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You die cause me and me cat army eat you
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You die because you divided by zero.
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You will die because one day while watching PeterPan you actually believed you could fly and threw yourself off your bed
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You will die because.. uhhm.. Oh! because you cant think of a reason for dieing!
..:D?
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You will die because.. uhhm.. Oh! because you cant think of a reason for dieing!
..:D?
lol I would hope I am not thinking of reasons of dying
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You will die of the 'Failed to connect to Map Server'.
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By being poisoned >:3
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You will die cause.. uhh.. CAUSE I SAID SO
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One day when you walk outside a radioactive experiment pigeon will poop acidic poop into your eye and it will burn all the way down into your skull through your brain until you die.
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(OHHHHH I so HAVE to play this...)
*AHEM* one day you will go to the zoo, completely oblivious to your surroundings. You gaze into the gorilla habitat when a group of children dart smirking faced glances at you... "Evil devil children.." you think. And you have thought CORRECTLY! Though one of the children reads minds, and makes a hand signal to one of the other kids, that kid to another, when all of a sudden, all 21 children begin to pelt you with whatever their hands may find! You stumble, attempting to defend yourself against these demons... And make a mad dash to the parrot enclosure. You pound on the wire until a blue parrot lets you in. You have lost the kids... But a dragon has taken refuge within the enclosure, and thinks you will taste very scrumptious BBQed, and so he does just that, and happily enjoys his meal of Suragaha... :D
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You are on a bridge, them suddenly a feather lands on you. It's scares you and you jump off the bridge. And *Splat*
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you just love to cause me pain T.T
you are in a car wash, when the kitty from your signature wanders into the wash tunnel. "D: KITTEH!" you get out of the car and pick it up snuggling it and reassuring that it will will be ok... when the car moves forwards and hits you. The cat scrambles over the car and escapes, while you.... YOU ARE LONG GONE. :3
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The tiger from you siggeh jumps out of your computer screen and mauls you :3
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NUH UH GooGoo is a sweet kitteh! >:/
*Whispers in GooGoo's ear and he mauls you :3*
*Button push*
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lol Vallez very funny way I died sheesh xD
Hmm you will die because one day while you are on Feral Heart you will be walking around in Bonfire and a little pup from the adoption center will powerplay kill your character which will cause you to die in real life 8)
and omg you just changed your siggy I lurv it <3 The lion looks cuddly
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lol Vallez very funny way I died sheesh xD
Hmm you will die because one day while you are on Feral Heart you will be walking around in Bonfire and a little pup from the adoption center will powerplay kill your character which will cause you to die in real life 8)
and omg you just changed your siggy I lurv it <3 The lion looks cuddly
Heheheh thank you, and thank you again! :D DARN YOU PUPPERZ! I kinda wanna go to Bonfire now... >.>
You will on valentines day. You will be standing next to someone, and cupid will shoot his arrow at him/her and accidentally hit you, and because his love arrow was meant for someone else you shall die :3
*smashes button with fist* BRING IT
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And so it shall be brought *cracks fists*
A troll comes and trolls you in Feralheart and then you log off because you get tired him, you turn around and the troll is right there trolling you in rl!
Mwhahahaha
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O.O.... I wouldnt log off :P
You will die by fire of fireness because the fire lord will rain fire upon you. *smokes pipe*
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I kill you in the Hunger Games :\.
Did I mention your the first of the twenty-four to die? x3.
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You turned around and seen me and died from my awesomeness ;D
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By seeing the finished design of yo' preset.
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By receiving one more 'internet', you died out of pure joy.
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BANANAS!
That's how.
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One day you will see your favorite singer and you're going to go soo fan girl over them that you gasp in so much air because you're soo excited and breathing soo hard that you choke on the air passing out at their feet...
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One day, you divided by zero. Nobody makes it out alive O___O
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You will die ... By the power of my Awesome Smile ;D
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Hmm, let's see...
You're hiking up a mountain and you get yourself in a situation where some wolves are hunting you down, so you flail and run about, swimming across a river and nearly being swept away. The wolves then give up chase. You turn around to find yourself face-to-face with a giant llama who spits on you and the spit literally glues you to the ground. Several days later your best friend comes along and gets you out, taking you back to your home safely and making you a bowl of your favorite type of cereal. Then you almost choke on your spoon and was given CPR by Robert Downey Jr. and lived. Two days later you walk into the kitchen and slip on a banana peel, killing you instantly.
And that, my friend, is how you died.
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Anais survives a sinking ship and extremely cold waters and is saved in the middle of nowhere by a bunch of people on life boats, and dies gently, and slowly, as an old lady, warm in her bed.
Anyone catch the Titanic reference?
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you get attacked by a giant spider an then escape then you go on to the forums and read this post and die ;D
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By getting high off life and markers.
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By getting killed by this Pink Pony..
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Being transformed into a ring for a random purple male tigers mate-to-be
{any catches my refrence to another of my posts: kill the ant} >:D
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rolled over by a steeemroller >:3
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attacked by ancient Romans made from baloons
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By playing this game.
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By not posting a chain mail to 10 other videos on YouTube
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Eaten by a ommpaloompa thats dressed as a blueberry they you break free just to be sat on by Snak and you dies from shock that he is actualy really light-weight xP
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you are attacked by the thing in my sig
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A door randomly falls on you ._.
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Death by trees B|
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You get sat on by a fat person.
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Looking at a sparkly potato dressed in a silky black outfit and cape slowly eating itself. ._.
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I sit on chu xD
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Death by Shark =D
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T^T i hate sharks
You shall die in a kangaroo stampede ><
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Sie starb nach ... Nicht zu verstehen Deutsch.
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You die because of bad German >:D !
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Death by a cookie shotgun ><
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A random person on feral heart comes up and starts buttswinging at you and then 10 minutes later 1,000,000,000 more are buttswinging at your face and then someone throws a potato at u!
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You fart your guts out! >:D
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You go so high on derp.
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Your chocolate bar explodes while it's in your mouth ;3
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You trip over an ant. C:
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You pick a fight with Chuck Norris.
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A dog poo on you
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Death by Minecraft creeper! >:D
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You stare at Slendy and die
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Jeff kills you in your sleep >:D
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You will die by hot dog bun and a pug...An angry pug
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You will die because I'm Devyn.
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You will die from me throwing up Rainbows on you
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O8viously,, you'll be dying by my hand. . . Soooo, I'd say that I would pro8a8ly just couch you until you run out of oxygen >:::;)
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You trip over your house and fall into a black hole. Duh. It's the number 1 predicted cause of death of humans in this century ^^
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Eaten by dragon :D
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My magical rainbow unicorn will stab you x3
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My nyan cat that i fly around on will avenge me x3
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Nyan cat crashes into the ground, only seconds after you realise... It was a nyan pig.
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You become fat
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You played feral heart and died of a scary horror map you went in
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You fail at putting on ties so you ask your neighbor, who has moth phobia, to do it for you. He sticks a hot chicken wing down your throat then proceeds to strangle you with your ridiculous moth designed tie. Good job genius.
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Feralheart will crash every time you go to Bonfire and you will explode from pop-ups smacking your face. :3
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Fluorite consumes you.
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You glitch out of life >.>
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gAmZeE eAtS yOuR fAcE
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An ant steps on you.
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You will see Devyn in-game and you will start to run away but you run off the cliff.
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Delay will sit on your face. For some reason, that killed you.
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I....THE GREAT FAOLAN!!!
Will punish you with my totally awesome strangely power!! lol
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You melt.
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A giant fat cat squishes you until you run out of air and die.
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You are consumed by a giant Musca domestica.
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Um... well this is an odd one... You will be eated by that little mermaid nigel thing.
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That's a scary thought. o3o
The lag monster hiding under your bed will eat your soul.
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You will be struck by a golfball between the eyes, stumbling backwards you'd trip over a ladybug and fall down a rabbit hole where you'd land on a piano that'd start playing a song about Amanda Beiber and you're head would explode. c:
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I think you will drown in a cup of coffee
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You're shrunk to the size of an ant by a magical unicorn and then get stepped on by a kitten.
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You trip over a blade of grass, land on your face, then get dragged into a dark cave by a big bear and he will eat you. c:
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By eating a rainbow cookie, Barfing out rainbows, Then Nyan cat eats you and you die in the rainbow stomach acid. :3
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A Potatoe kills you
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Joker lands the Normandy on you.
The Normandy (http://images.wikia.com/masseffect/images/b/b4/Codex_Normandy_SR-2_%28ME3%29.png)
Joker (http://images.wikia.com/masseffect/images/a/a7/ME3_Joker_Character_Shot.png)
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Hit by a bottle shooter gone rouge >>
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You die by touching your hair because whenever you touch your hair you turn purple and barf up pink and die!
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Hit by a flying laptop
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You will touch a puppy and then it will destroy mankind.
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You look in your cereal bowl and see yourself in the future, creating a paradox.
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You will put on sunglasses and suddenly a newspaper will fly out of nowhere and give you a million papercuts.
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The Fluffeh Loveh Lion (Thierry) will come nom on your face
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You will touch a puppy and then it will destroy mankind.
Funny thing is, I'm turian.
You shall die by the almighty ban hammer!
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You shall die by Thor's hammer!!
WHAM
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I shall eat you!
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Eaten by a whale >>
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You shall die... By drowning in a toilet.
(Sorreh!!! Just had to say that.) C':
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You will watch the lion king and get drowned by tears when Mufasa dies.
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You will choke on a walnut. (Dunno why I'm laughing at this. x'D)
This is actually a creepy thread. o3o "How people will die..."
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You will watch the lion king and get drowned by tears when Mufasa dies.
That happened to me!!! I get sooo teary when mufasa dies.. :'(
Anyway...YOU WILL DIE BY MY BALROG
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Lazered by iron man.
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Aw come on man!!! I wuv iron man!!! -hugs iron man-
You will die by Iron man and loki and thor blasting u and hulk laughing awkwardly at u lol
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lol, then they come and kill you xD
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I hypnotized them not to xD
You will die by fire dragons breathing on u
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You will be walking alone one night, when a mysterious woman walks up behind you. She stabs you in the back and your body is never found, nor your killer. 'Nuff said. 8D
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lolxD
You will die by being scared to death by some wierd dude in sparkly speedos with a radio on his back dancing around awkwardly...Then he comes up to you and kisses you when u r lying there dead...I think i made my point :)
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Red fool comes for you know b/c u know his secret O-O
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Wolffox comes to your house and kills you for no reason. xD
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then Wolffox kills you T^T, with the help of a magical rainbow uncirn that talks gayly ^>^
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The first outbreak of the Zombie X virus strain will occur in your town, wiping out 3/4ths of the population in its wake, but luckily (or unluckily) not you. You and your friends and family will manage to find a safe house near the outskirts of town and will hunker down for about a week. But then, disaster strikes. What food you managed to store away has run out, and your group has no choice but to go back into town and search for more supplies. The dead are all around the inhabited area, and although you manage to make it into a store without incident, the building turns out to be full of zombies and 1/2 of your team is lost in trying to escape. What remains of the group makes it back to the safehouse, but oh noes, you were followed. Now the house is surrounded by undead, all trying to get in, and no matter how many you seem to strike down, another always appears to rise in its place. And then, you are bitten on the wrist while trying to re-seal an entrance. The rest of your group doesn't notice, but you know it wont be long before you too, are turned into one of the dead. Not wanting to hurt your group, you decide to gallantly sacrifice yourself in order to give them a chance to escape, by running out into the crowd of undead in order to draw them away from the safehouse. The plan works, but you lose your life in the process.
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wow... very detailed... 0.0
You will be walking through a dark forest one night, All you have is a flashlight.
You come across an old Abandoned Building, You wander in thinking it may provide you with shelter.
Walking around you see a peice of paper stuck on the wall, You aproach it and read it.
Suddenly out of no where your vision blurs and you turn, There you see a tall creature simaler to a human Wearing a Tux, It has no hair, and... no face.
And then SlenderMan eats you, the end.
Watch out for Slendy, kids....
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*Gives Slendy a hug* My Slendy, lets go look for Jeff.
You walk into a town, in Germany, and find the foreigners looking at you strangely, even though there are other tourists. Everybody backs up into a house, store, or restaurant. You hear growling from a pound, curious you get closer. Only to see nothing. Nothing is there. But, you have growing behind you. Something pounces and bites your throat, hitting your jugular vein, nearly killing you instantly. You were able to see something, before your vision blurred. And realize that it was your own pet dog. Someone broke into your house and your dog attacked you. You weren't in Germany, you were in your own house. You were dreaming. But the pain was so real. You look back to it, then the vision fades. And you die.
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You......Do.....Nuthing....
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time to get semi-lit xD:
You are paddin throagh the forest your ears swivleing at the slightest noises {SP?}
You hear i slight rustle in bushes and swiveling on your hind legs you turn to see bright icy blue optics stareing back at you.You let out a wail as a pitch black wolf jumps out at you, with a growl of truimpt he bites into your neck aiming to make a killing blow. He misses my a inch and you escape with minor scratches.
time for the illiterate part xD:
You run home swiftly but when you are almost there you fall into a pit of sharp poles. You mamage to not fall on them but at the bottom is a Saber Tooth Tiger, who eats you O.o
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The Hamburglar steals your burger
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5394669056/h90D915AB/)
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Semi literatacy time
"Where am I?" He asked,looking around through lush forest. He whipped around,swearing he heard a growl. Suddenly he stopped and peered behind some trees and ferns. Red eyes stared back at him. Screaming,you attempt to run through the bushes,but suddenly you come to a clearing. You run as fast as you can,but pressure and pain on your back causes you to fall. You manage to flip onto your stomach to see..a Velociraptor. Little did you know turning on your back was a bad mistake. The raptor lunged and tore your throat. Your scream ends in an ugly gurgle. You see more of the dreaded raptors entering the clearing. The raptors run towards you. You just close your eyes,waiting for it to be over. The Raptors Will Not Go Hungry Tonight.
Most horrid death I can think of ^^
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You stand staring at the shape of a deer in the woods. You get nearer, then a giant cat comes out from no where and slashes your chest, and jumps up only to slash you down from nose to belly. The cat looks bloodthirsty, watching your life end easily, as you bleed helplessly.
You feel weak and pain, and you are numb, suddenly not in your body anymore.
I hope no one gets nightmares or reads this as a young person. ;-;
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You will die and keep dying until you die of death. End of story.
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You sit on a bench, just watching the road boredly, suddenly a random man with a knife runs towards you. You stare at him for a moment then stand running away, then the man stabbed a random woman and you kept on running, soon a cute puppy stands infront of you and you look at it in the eyes, then the pup bites your finger and you scream in pain, then you smack the puppy and walk off, soon it became to rain, then you slipped and died.
The End.