Scuttle:
What's your name?
My name is not so important. You will call me Vagabond. However, for the sake of the interview, Scuttle.
Do you know why you were named that?
It had a nice ring to it. Fit my old self well so I kept it. As for my title, it's vague and makes me feel mysterious.
Are you a boy or a girl?
Female.
Are you single or taken?
Well, I err, uhh.... Next question please.
Have any abilities or powers?
Well, I wouldn't call it a power exactly, but I am quite knowledgeable of runic incantations an- ah I'm tellin' ye too much.
Stop being a mary-sue!
Ye callin' me a "mary whateveryejustcalledme?" Ye should look around and see some others in this land.
Uh...if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
Depends how stupid he is, and if I get a cheat sheet.
Riiiight... Have any family members?
I did. Next question. Now.
Oh? How about pets?
What a stupid concept. No.
Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
Idiots who chew with their mouth full, those loud n' peppy kids who won't SHUT UP, beaches *shudder*, this list can go on for novels, really.
Something that you do like?
Readin', explorin', learnin', stalki- err, observin', friends n' the like.
Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Well, when I was younger, I enjoyed pranks n' the like.
Have you ever hurt anyone in anyway before?
... Next question.
Ever...killed anyone before?
Drop these questions.
What kind of animal are you?
Cat. Though I'd like to be referred to as a feral feline instead.
Name your worst habits.
All of them are horrible, really.
Do you look up to anyone at all?
I did.
Gay, straight, or bi?
None of the above. I don't like romance... with an exception. Single exception. Next question please?
Do you go to school?
No. School is for humans. I don't need school.
Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
No. Besides, my err..., I can't really reproduce.
Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
*Shakes fist at Mingan*
What are you most afraid of? I promise I won't laugh.
Things I can't control. N' small holes. Those too.
*snicker* Ok, ok. What color is your hair?
Well, my fur is cream colored.
Eyes?
Golden, bold if I do say so myself. I am told that they.... shone blue on an occasion. Odd.
What do you usually wear? Nothing perverted.
My cloak, a small satchel to carry my book and some herbs, and some sweet shades. Once wore a bowtie. Felt good.
Ok. What's your religion?
Don't have one. Cool with yers though.
Do you wish this quiz is over?
Well, I admit I've warmed up t' talkin' bout myself.
Well, it's still not over.
Well, yer bein' annoyin'.
Anyways, where do you live?
Nowhere. I go where I please.
What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)
As I do not believe in currency, none of the above. In my own standards, I consider myself better off than other creatures I've encountered.
How many friends do you have?
A good few.
Wow. If you could change anything what would it be?
I'd like to skip this one for the good of the audience.
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
Admittedly, burn it. Again, I don't believe in currency.
What is your thoughts on pie?
Tried it once. Didn't go back for seconds.
Alright. What's your favorite food?
Though it's a rare find in the wilds, I enjoy passing through cities for discarded "chicken nuggets" or similar greasy food if I'm given the chance.
Favorite drink?
Water's fine. I do enjoy milk or nectars if I can access them, however.
What is your favorite place?
Hard t' say. I never stay in one place for long. The alleyway I grew up in always holds a place in my heart however.
Least favorite?
Though industrial human areas fascinate me, I don't like being in or near them so much.
]Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
Yeah, I'm gettin' a bit bored now.
Yeah. Well, it's over.
Good. Have a good day you nosey *FCC censorship here*.