Community => Introduction => Member Bio & Journals => Topic started by: GucchiOxygen on July 19, 2018, 01:04:26 am
Title: My life as a Gucchi fabulous
Post by: GucchiOxygen on July 19, 2018, 01:04:26 am
Hi my name is Veronica
I’m blonde woman with a delicate yet peppered under tone to my voice. Something about gorillas has inspired me to practice grunting more often.
I take the T pose stance when greeting new underlings.
You can’t go wrong with hobbits or potatoes.
My scent ranges from Mint leaves to hot sulfur salt breeze
I love the Gucchi life. I live the Gucchi life. Bet you can’t flex like me.
I cook fruit because who eats raw fruit? It’s cruel to eat your quarry live.
I like to pop up in your face when you’re trying to do something. Most people just push me away. Others complain that I’m inappropriate.
I think my clothing style offends people?
My hobbies including creating sound effects cds. Think of me as an advanced ASMR artist. My sound specialities include organic grunts and gurgles while eating. I often like to put my mic up to my stomach and let my audience listen to the gut wrenching sounds of my gut lurching itself into my gut caverns.
I joined Feral Heart because
Because.
Title: Re: My life as a Gucchi fabulous furlady.
Post by: WolfQueen on July 19, 2018, 01:41:42 am
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Post by: Morqque on July 19, 2018, 03:13:39 am
are you a gurglecore fanatic?
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Post by: GucchiOxygen on September 16, 2018, 08:43:53 pm
I just want to thank the loyal fans.
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Post by: WolfWorms on September 16, 2018, 08:50:01 pm
This made me laugh, thanks for creating this. Hi Veronica. I, too, enjoy grunting and gurgling as well as hobbits and potatoes. I'd welcome you into my house any day.
Edit: Your posts are the most surreal things I've ever seen. Keep poppin', Lord Gucchi.
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Post by: GucchiOxygen on September 16, 2018, 08:55:48 pm
No thank you for being another gucchi among the fabulous. Keep it poppin
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Post by: PocketMutt on September 17, 2018, 01:40:05 am
Love this. Glad we're on the same page. Will you sign my yearbook Lord G?
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Post by: LadySigyn on September 17, 2018, 05:03:12 am
This... is fantastic It's the bio form of the 100 emoji, I'm loving it.
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Post by: Valar.Morghulis on September 17, 2018, 10:56:22 am
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Post by: Flurr on September 17, 2018, 11:39:41 am
Wow, this bio is just awesome. We needed this. It gave me a good laugh!
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Post by: GucchiOxygen on September 23, 2018, 05:10:04 am
Journal Entry 2:
Finger walking. You take your hand, stick up you pointer finger and middle finger and bend all other fingers. Then you flip your hand upside down and pretend your hand is a person. You walk that little boss hand across the table and you make it clear that you are serious.
For real. That hand will be the ruling figure to decide if you will be life’s table or be the life on the table.
Most people are chairs. They sit around the table. They conform to the table.
Some people are the table. The table can stand as the central figure between the chairs but the table doesn’t realize that without the chairs they would be repurposed to be a chair themself. Because without chairs there would be no place to sit. And at the end of the day the chairs get flipped up upside down over and on that table. Unless you are the life around the table you are nothing but another chair and sitting surface.
Get this. Feel this. Breathe this.
No you can’t be a ceiling because a ceiling is just a floor to the surface above it.
So when you think you are on top remember you are always someone else’s bottom.
Peace out
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Post by: amber501 on September 23, 2018, 08:43:52 am
I'm now scared to enter the kitchen in fear on my table and chairs.
I'm quite shy after all.
Because of this, I've now resorted to staring at the nature outside in hopes of absorbing their life force since I can no longer absorb the crisp, cool fridge nectar I yearn for.
So long Johnny Strong
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Post by: Jacoby on September 23, 2018, 05:11:31 pm
This kept me alive.
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Post by: WolfQueen on September 23, 2018, 05:30:07 pm
thank you kanye very cool!
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Post by: Shally on September 24, 2018, 04:21:06 pm
You just made my brain explode. Thanks alot.
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Post by: Flurr on September 24, 2018, 07:53:46 pm
Journal entry 2 is just what we needed!
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Post by: Ame88 on September 25, 2018, 03:32:59 am
What did I just read...? Ahh, too funny, nice job!
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Post by: turtlies on September 25, 2018, 03:37:20 am
god you are SO SO valid and also incredibly woke
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Post by: Lucius on September 25, 2018, 03:41:34 am
Wow, this blew my mind. I have been living a lie all along.
Thank you so much, my good friend, for spraying Windex into my eyes and clearing the path ahead.