Your stuck with a Murderous cucumber and pineapple...

[Vallez]

You're stuck on an island, with a murderous Cucumber and Pineapple gang, for you have been taken hostage, and they will not let you go until the S.S.O.S.B (Secret society of squash and Broccoli) pay the ransom of 67,000 Cucumber and pineapple flavored jelly beans... You have two guards on either side of you, making sure you don't escape. One a Cucumber, and one a pineapple. A small cucumber hops over to you gives you a fork, and pushes a broccoli and squash towards you. You have a questioning look on your face. The two guards point spoons at your head. And you fight against the sand you have been burried in. Your foot touches something cold.. something roundish! You make out a spoon like shape with your sensitive toes... you have 10 seconds to escape...
"Eat or die..." they grumble.
For you... Are about to be tortured...
 What would you do? And how would you escape!

[SoulRevenge]

I'll take a bite out of that stupid pineapple and spit it out at the cucumber, because who likes cucumbers anyway?
Then I'll become ze hulk (Like you did =w=) and destroy the island and sit on it ruins....then I'll laugh like a madman and turn normal again- but then I'll be in ste same situation as ....all the Hetalia characters have been in at least once, so I'll go eat America's chocolate =DD

AND DIE ==W== Cause' chocolate is posionous to dogs....and wolves...canines BI

[Vallez]

[Kesha~]

I would use the force.....i mean fork