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Stupidest Laws? xD
« on: May 17, 2013, 01:45:20 am »
The state of Illinoise has CRAZY laws xD Guys, no lie, look it up, but these are real. If I offend anyone and or make someone uncomfortable I will ask a mod to take it down, I care about you guys <3

Laws:

One may not pee on a neighbor's mouth

One may not go fishing on a giraffe's neck

LOL, anyones you found interesting/hilarious?


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Re: Stupidest Laws? xD
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2013, 02:05:52 am »
Here's some from good ol' Wisconsin:

You are allowed to marry your house.
In La Crosse, it is illegal to play checkers in public. O.o
Women may not walk down a public street at night without being accompanied by a man. (Racine)
Swimming in water fountains is prohibited. (Wauwatosa)

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Re: Stupidest Laws? xD
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2013, 04:50:52 am »
You're allowed to marry your horse? O.o
I love my house, but darn that's taking it a little too far.

Anyway, here's some weird laws I found:
You can have an incest marriage (Alabama)
Dog leashes can't be over 8 feet in length (A city in Maine)
You can't put advertisements in cemeteries (Another city in Maine)
You can only throws frisbees at the beach with the lifeguard's permission (Los Angelos, California)

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Re: Stupidest Laws? xD
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2013, 05:02:41 am »
I've heard of a few

In West Virginia, it's legal to pick up road kill and take it home to eat.

In Georgia, it's illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.

In Oklahoma, it's illegal to take a bite out of someone else's hamburge, or sandwich.

In Oklahoma, whaling is illegal.... How can people go whaling in Oklahoma when there are no oceans?!

In some county in Texas, it's illegal to build a snowman taller than you.

In Wisconsin (I think), it's illegal to start a catastrophe


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Re: Stupidest Laws? xD
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2013, 11:33:30 am »
Here are some weird laws:

In a country in South America, Mickey Mouse was banned in fear of scaring little kids

Another country in South America, Donald Duck was banned because of the lack of pants

In one US state, dancing in early morning is illegal

Calling your son a faggot is illegal

I'll find more soon XD

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Re: Stupidest Laws? xD
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Re: Stupidest Laws? xD
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2013, 02:49:35 pm »
In Alabama it's It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday. I also remember seeing something about it being illegal to keep a donkey in a bathtub.
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Re: Stupidest Laws? xD
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2013, 08:33:05 pm »
LOL. I also found another one in Japan or China:

You must be intelligent to go to college.

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Re: Stupidest Laws? xD
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2013, 12:12:56 am »
What the heck?!? -face palm- XD

I found one from some country in the Middle East, you will be burnt to death if you step on a bug because apparently bugs are your ancestors come back from the dead. So there fore you're stepping on your ancestors?!? XD

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Re: Stupidest Laws? xD
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2013, 12:42:04 am »
Oi... burnt to death for squishing bugs? I think I'd be dead now... o.o

You should make a list of all the weird laws in the first post~ :D