What's your name?
"The name's Johnnie Graves, finest gunfighter and outlaw there is."
Do you know why you were named that?
"I can only assume that my folks liked the name."
Are you a boy or a girl?
"I'm a man of course, do I sound like some lady t'you?"
Are you single or taken?
"Well, I used to be very fond with the ladies, but as of lately I have my eyes set on one of the girls travelling with me."
Have any abilities or powers?
"I ain't like some of my friends, the best I got is my gunfighting skills."
Stop being a mary-sue
"Once again, I ain't a lady."
Uh...if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
"Well of course, I'm an amazing gunfight'r. Have you not been paying any attention?"
Riiiight... Have any family members?
"As of now, just my mom and sister."
Oh? How about pets?
"Dust Devil is more of a companion than a pet, but he sure is as dumb as a dog."
Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
"The law, civilization, them rich folks, people that think they're higher than ev'rybody."
Something that you do like?
"My friends of course, they're the most amazing people I know."
Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
"Drinking and fooling around with the ladies is what I would usually do, but as of late.. it hasn't changed."
Have you ever hurt anyone in anyway before?
"I think you missed the part about me being an outlaw."
Ever...killed anyone before?
"Of course. Hasn't everybody?"
What kind of animal are you?
"I have no clue what moonshine you're drinking, but I'm human."
Name your worst habits.
"Drinking for sure.. Sometimes I wake up not remembering what happened the past week."
Do you look up to anyone at all?
"Yeah, some of my friends are taller than me, so I gotta look up at 'em to talk."
Gay, straight, or bi?
"Buddy, how many times have I mentioned other woman in this interview alone?"
Do you go to school?
"I was a working kid, no need for fancy education."
Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
"Possibly.."
Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
"Again, past mentions of women."
What are you most afraid of? I promise I won't laugh.
"Those giant alligators down South. I never thought a lizard could get so big."
*snicker* Ok, ok. What color is your hair?
"It's a very dark brown."
Eyes?
"Hazel."
What do you usually wear? Nothing perverted.
"Travelling has changed my outfit. The things that have stayed is my jeans, boots, collared shirt, and my devilish vest. I also wear either a shotgun coat, or a poncho."
Ok. What's your religion?
"I don't believe in God, but I don't bother others about it like some men I've seen do."
Do you wish this quiz is over?
"If you don't have any more ques-"
Well, it's still not over.
"Well, alright then..."
Anyways, where do you live?
"No where, I travel."
What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)
"My folks owned a ranch that barely got business, my father died and my mom never remarried. I would for sure say low class."
How many friends do you have?
"I ain't telling you how many there are in my gang."
Wow. If you could change anything
what would it be?
"Nothing. I love my life."
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
"By myself, probably be stupid with it. But my gang comes first, so it's whatever they decide."
What is your thoughts on pie?
"Never had any."
Alright. What's your favorite food?
"The stew my mom used to make for me before I left. I miss that dearly."
Favorite drink?
"Whisky, or whatever that drink one of my friends has.. So strong.."
What is your favorite place?
"Anywhere that's open and free."
Least favorite?
"Anywhere where there is law."
Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
"Of course-"
Yeah. Well, it's over.
"Finally, this has been the weirdest interview ever. Now make sure to get my good side with the picture."