Have I got a story for you...
Once upon a time, a Border collie/wolf hybrid named Faia went hunting in the South Pole. She soon trotted past a group of wolves and huskies who were roleplaying.
<Faia> (Says nothing, keeps walking past the pack)
<M Alphawolf> "You! Trespasser! Leave the territory of the Longtooth Pack!"*
<Faia> It's a public map.
<M Alphawolf> "I said, move out!"
<M Alphawolf> *Charges at Faia*
And for some reason I decided to just RP along with him.
<M Alphawolf> *Leaps high in the air, ready to land on and crush Faia*
<Faia> *Rolls out of the Alpha's way, then darts back in and snaps at his ear*
<M Alphawolf> *With a swift kick of his hind legs, he snaps Faia's neck, killing her INSTANTLY*
So all of a sudden you're a horse now?
Then the rest of the pack attacks/eats me as I lay "dead on the ground with the Alpha wolf standing over me".
<F Betawolf> *Chews off Faias tail*
<M Husky> *Eats*
<F Huskywolf> *defecates on*
<Faia> I hate to ruin your little feast here, but you were powerplaying.
<M Alphawolf> You're dead. Shush.
THE END
