Stuff you've heard while lying around in a map.

[Notely]

Well, once I was running through Fluorite and I overheard someone complain "you pooped on my grama".
That sentence raised questions I'm not entirely sure I want answered.

Then once I saw the best advertisement.
"join my pack today feline cubs aloud rp free. no neons.but there can be neon eyes thats all be the leader today i will be the teen princess warriors leaders alphas pups aloud"
"please whisper me"

[Toxic Reverie]

I'm not sure if this belongs, But:

I was being a pup, Looking for a mother. Then this pup killer (Why do pup killers exsist anyway? They're so mean -_-) came up to me and said "Can i ask you a question?" And then i replied back "Okay sure but please don't kill me" Then the pup killer replied "Are you afraid of death?" Then i lost it. I TOTALLY. Lost control. I nearly killed myself. Like really. I was going to, But my mother (In real life) came in and stopped me.



That. Was. The oddest moment for me. .-.

...Wait. You almost killed yourself because someone on a game asked if you were afraid of death....?

[Blackeme99]

I'm not sure if this belongs, But:

I was being a pup, Looking for a mother. Then this pup killer (Why do pup killers exsist anyway? They're so mean -_-) came up to me and said "Can i ask you a question?" And then i replied back "Okay sure but please don't kill me" Then the pup killer replied "Are you afraid of death?" Then i lost it. I TOTALLY. Lost control. I nearly killed myself. Like really. I was going to, But my mother (In real life) came in and stopped me.



That. Was. The oddest moment for me. .-.

...Wait. You almost killed yourself because someone on a game asked if you were afraid of death....?

No, Because pup killers are so mean. .-.

He was asking me if i was afraid of death, And obviously i am. He was trying to be mean before he killed me .-.

[greenart6]

I'm not sure if this belongs, But:

I was being a pup, Looking for a mother. Then this pup killer (Why do pup killers exsist anyway? They're so mean -_-) came up to me and said "Can i ask you a question?" And then i replied back "Okay sure but please don't kill me" Then the pup killer replied "Are you afraid of death?" Then i lost it. I TOTALLY. Lost control. I nearly killed myself. Like really. I was going to, But my mother (In real life) came in and stopped me.



That. Was. The oddest moment for me. .-.

...Wait. You almost killed yourself because someone on a game asked if you were afraid of death....?

No, Because pup killers are so mean. .-.

He was asking me if i was afraid of death, And obviously i am. He was trying to be mean before he killed me .-.

.. You were going to kill yourself because a pup-killer was going to 'kill' your character? Is that it?

[Blueyi]

I've also seen this:

- I was laying around N/Z tree and then this super bright yellow lion comes running up to my lioness, saying this: "i love you." and I was like: "Do I know you?" He said. "yeah. remember the time when we made love."
"I never made love in this game."
"yes, you did! u liar! y don't u remember? I cna[exactly like that]brake your verginity."
"No, being a Virgin is fine to me. Can you go away?"
"fine. al i wantd waz a babie."
"Then go adopt one."
"its not th sam."
"Who's sam?"
"no, same. typo."
"..Okay. Well can you just go away?"
"fien. thoght we had somethin going on."

Then he left. I lol'd my pants.

[Toxic Reverie]

I'm not sure if this belongs, But:

I was being a pup, Looking for a mother. Then this pup killer (Why do pup killers exsist anyway? They're so mean -_-) came up to me and said "Can i ask you a question?" And then i replied back "Okay sure but please don't kill me" Then the pup killer replied "Are you afraid of death?" Then i lost it. I TOTALLY. Lost control. I nearly killed myself. Like really. I was going to, But my mother (In real life) came in and stopped me.



That. Was. The oddest moment for me. .-.

...Wait. You almost killed yourself because someone on a game asked if you were afraid of death....?

No, Because pup killers are so mean. .-.

He was asking me if i was afraid of death, And obviously i am. He was trying to be mean before he killed me .-.

So... because of a pup-killer in a game (which you could've blocked instead of being over-dramatic) you were honestly going to kill yourself? Over a game?

[whitewolf223]

Don't know why we are talking about suicide... But anywho, I love it when trolls say things like this: "Flushs Phantom down super toilet". Why trolls, why?! 

[Blackeme99]

Oh sorry about that sis got on my account again sorry bout that she tries to embarass me on the forums

So sorry

[greenart6]

Oh sorry about that sis got on my account again sorry bout that she tries to embarass me on the forums

So sorry

Oh, it's fine. :/ Siblings.


One time I was sitting on a rock in Fluorite and this black wolf with purple markings went up to me, stared at me, said "LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE" and ran off XD I laughed so hard, and that's the weirdest thing I've ever heard XD

[Blackeme99]

Oh sorry about that sis got on my account again sorry bout that she tries to embarass me on the forums

So sorry

Oh, it's fine. :/ Siblings.


One time I was sitting on a rock in Fluorite and this black wolf with purple markings went up to me, stared at me, said "LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE" and ran off XD I laughed so hard, and that's the weirdest thing I've ever heard XD

LOL That is so weird.

Anyways now it's my turn to post somethin'...



I was on one of my characters and then this red wolf came up to me and said "Why are you unrealistic"

And i said "Because i am."

Then he said "You can't be unrealistic in an rp like this this is a realistic rp"

Then i said "I'm not in an rp..."

Then he ran off.

Maybe i was very close to the rp or something? xD