I once made character named Couch King. It was a giant, fluffy gray wolf that wandered around and acted like a couch.
There was also a rather peculiar incident in Sky's Rim involving me. I was feeling very, very hyper and insane, so I started eating (or attempting to eat) everything colored gold or made of gold and throwing monocles at people. After a while, I sealed myself in a cave, hid in a pile of laundry, set up a pair of floofy white demon wolves next to it to guard me, and eventually calmed down, got bored, and left. I still can't believe no-one remember that.