Who are the most amusing powerplayers you've encountered?

[Wyldercat]

Oh man these are great.
More recently, one of my rogue cat OCs was paralyzed from the waist down from a single bite from a young "apprentice" aged cat. 11/10 would play again.

[alexterri]

Another story

I was in South Pole as a wolf character named Larka and as I wandered around, I saw husky character. It went like this

Namelss Husky: Hey change into a husky
Larka: Ummm..what?
Namelss Husky: Change into a husky so we can be mates!
Larka: Not looking for a mate, sorry
Nameless: FRIENDZONER! *bites throat and rips out lungs*
Larka: o.o *blocks*

[CeramicSoul]

This happened recently

Me (as pack guard): Finds lone wolf and talks to her
Lone wolf: -growls-
Me:what
LW:-charges at and bites muzzle rips ears off-
-blocked-

[alexterri]

If  I had  a nickel for every time some "official' TLK character started raging at me...well, I certainly wouldn't be poor. Its happened so many times I'll just use an example:

Nala [aka me]: Lah dee dah
Other Nala: OH MY GOD!! I AM THE OFFICIAL NALA!! NOT YOU!!
Me: Okay
Other Nala: I AM OFFICIAL NALA!!! CHANGE INTO OTHER CHARATCER!!
Me: Nah, I like playing this character c:
Nala: I'LL KILL YOU!!!!
Me: Okay
Nala: *bites kills no miss*
Some Other Nala: WHAT?/ I AM THE OFFICAL NALA! *bites and kills both of them*
*both nalas promptly begin powerplaying while I casually block them*

[Ellen11v]

Ever met Red Pinapple?!
That person can do the most glorious detailed quotes and sentences! It's like she could easily be talking like a goddess!

[Aclediptus]

Although I haven't really interacted with the powerplayer, instead I witnessed it back around 6 months ago. I was near the cave between Stone Bridge and the lake, There was a pack there and I was half-stalking them, since I go to the same spot almost every week. Then, a Neon Red Wolf with Sick Green markings and a Bone White underbelly appeared from out of the blue, it went something like this:

ColorfulCanid> "walk to cave... were the pack"
Probably a question
CC>"..."
CC> "i feel evil in this cave, u leave."
The response wasn't instant, but I'm quite sure everyone was in a confused state by then,
CC> "ur pack is evill, leave now!"
After a while an argument started between a bunch of the pack members and said person on how the person shouldn't state stuff as so.
CC> "i warn u"
CC>"magick blue fire appers"
Supposedly a threat, and what happens to be a magical ball of flame.
CC>"Trow magick fire at wolfs and injurs everyone"

Of course, no one's budging. I can't recall how this ended, but I'm pretty sure the colorful canine was fed up and disconnected or something. I've got some more encounters but this one is the one I remembered the most. At one time I found an offensive troll around the same area too, but it didn't last long.

[DancingWithDeath]

So I was playing as my melanistic Arabian Wolf character, Valkyrie and I was roleplaying in a war (There was an Evil Mufasa character) and then a white winged wolf named Roxy was attempting to kill Sarabi. I protected Sarabi and then Roxy proceeded to "break" one of Valkyrie's legs, and then she powerplayed killing me, and I just went along with it, even though I sound like an idiot for doing so. After the "death" of Valkyrie, I said in OOC chat "rip in piece valkyrie BUT WHAT IF VALKYRIE WAS NOT KILL!?" It was crazy. Valkyrie is not really dead, I will use her for future roleplaying.

[Pferdegesicht]

Mhhhohoho I got a good one

So I'm part of the Steven Universe group that's always around in Bonfire. We get our fair share of animals coming up to us for one reason or another. This happened late at night last summer.

Me and a couple of the other gems were lounging around when a small white blind pup came up to us and began to roleplay with us. She wasn't literate but we could still understand her so we played along for the most part. At first she was really sweet and cute and would lay on us or roll around. Just dog things.

Because we were speaking to each other fairly IC-ly, and since some of our gems were kind of buttheads in the personality section, one of us pushed her of while she was rubbing up on everyone. They weren't intentionally being rude or anything, just shooing her away from them specifically. That continued for a few minutes until she went nuts.

She began to attack the person saying things like "*Eyes turn read and bites [Name]'s hand*" or "*Breaks [Name]'s gem so he/she dies*" or even "*Backflips onto [Name]'s shoulder and bite's his/her neck*" and at that point we were like oh lol okay I see how it is. She was BLIND might I remind you... Then we were just screwing with her, and told her than when we went silent we weren't ignoring her, we were just "Speaking in a frequency only rocks can hear"

...And then she said "*SCREAMS IN A FREQUENCY ROCKS CAN HEAR*" and we just
d i e d

Soon enough she ran off into the bushes and crashed. We never saw her after that. That night was an adventure though.