Ok, so I have some interesting friends, who happen to love making up jokes. None of her jokes make sense, It's just the way that she acts when telling them which makes you unable to not laugh. I'll list some here.
What is a skeleton's favorite kind of fruit....
A CAPSICUM!
A chicken walks into a bar...A man says, 'Hey, aren't you a chicken?
The chicken says, 'yes'.
What is Santa's favorite kind of vegetable?
A RADISH!
Just had to get these jokes out there.