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How to Peel a Banana
« on: May 14, 2012, 02:22:44 am »

 
Ppppssstt!!




                                                  Yes you!

  You have been chosen out of millions...



                                                                              to preform a task that is almost impossible...


                  The unbearable...

                                               awful....


   miserable...

                                                                              impossible peeling...

 of...


                                THE BANANA

 (Rated PG13)

      "You great Banana Master, tell us your amazingly skillful ways to peel the mighty fruit of yellowness, squishiness, peelyness, and worst of all: unbearablness! Please tell us oh honorable and great and truthful and amazing Banana Master, tell us your secret, please!"

                                  You decide to tell them. With a little twist.
                                                 ........................
 I'm waiting.....................................................................

 *yawns and checks watch*........................................................

  Well, what did you say?!!???


            Just in case you haven't noticed you're supposed to tell ways to peel a banana...

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Re: How to Peel a Banana
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2012, 09:31:08 am »
How to peel a banana like a monkey: How To Peel A Banana Like A Monkey

How to peel a frozen banana: How to Peel Frozen Bananas

How to sing the banana song: The Banana Song (Peel Banana...)

... Enjoy the godly god videos I have produced for you. T^T *Vanish*
« Last Edit: May 14, 2012, 09:34:28 am by Kechrone »
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Re: How to Peel a Banana
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2012, 12:07:22 pm »
 Wow, that first one was awesome, Imma go try it xD. Anyway, the banana song made the word "banana" sound all funky after saying to much...o.O

 EDIT: IT WORKED!!! I am eating oh great banana. Your people have finally defeated it! WOOOO!
« Last Edit: May 14, 2012, 12:11:38 pm by Twizzler »

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Re: How to Peel a Banana
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2012, 03:08:24 am »
How to say 'A Bananna Peel?" in Japanese BI

Banana Peel ??????!!!!


how to peel a banana with your feet- Ceara Welch

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Re: How to Peel a Banana
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2012, 03:20:52 am »
O.O

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Re: How to Peel a Banana
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2012, 11:54:48 am »
This is the most retarded thing ever yet it intrigues me for my evil idea.
Banana gore, the brutal way to peel a banana (sorry it doesn't have english translate)
??????? She fed it a banana ?????????????

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