How will the person above die?

[A.P.S.]

The person above will die because as I closed my PC last night with Scottgames on my screen, I said "Your Welcome..."

[snegg]

I ban you because that picture in Scottgames made me really sad. For some reason.

[A.P.S.]

The person above will die because this is the wrong forums game for you... It's not "Your Banned!" and I've done that before, so don't feel bad... Fail...

[magicfairy]

The person above will die because of my BASS CANNON!

*Insert gif of Vinyl Scratch killing everyone with her bass cannon*

[A.P.S.]

The person above will die because I just sang really, REALLY badly to Synthetic Agony...

[magicfairy]

The person above will die because I had an amazing dream about Lapis where she was happy and having a good time.

[A.P.S.]

The person above will die because I woke up early... And no one told me to cover the birds...

[magicfairy]

The person above will die because one time I forgot to cover my finches for the night.

[A.P.S.]

The person above will die because all I'm/We're doing is just saying the title of the game and then talking about our life... o-o'

[magicfairy]

The person above will die because all I'm/We're doing is just saying the title of the game and then talking about our life... o-o'